Ixilongo Ukushiya ku-Elton John's Funeral for Friend Is So Dramatic

I-WASHINGTON, DC-JANUWARI 20: UMongameli uDonald Trump kunye nenenekazi lokuqala uMelania Trump ebhodini iMarine One njengoko bemka kwi-White House ngoJanuwari 20, 2021 eWashington, DC. UMongameli uTrump wenza ukuhamba kwakhe okucwangcisiweyo kwiWhite House eFlorida, iiyure ezininzi phambi komsitho wokumiselwa kwendlalifa yakhe uJoe Biden, emenza ukuba abe ngumongameli wokuqala kwiminyaka engaphezu kwe-150 ukwala ukuya kumsitho. (Ifoto ngu-Eric Thayer / imifanekiso ka-Getty)

Kwasekuseni ngale ntsasa, umongameli ophumayo u-Donald Trump uphume eWashington, DC kwimpi yomkhosi eMaryland's Joint Base Andrews. I-Senate Majority Leader uMitch McConnell, iNkokheli ye-Minority House, u-Kevin McCarthy, kunye no-Sekela Mongameli ophumayo u-Mike Pence bonke bakhethe ukuya kumsitho kaJoe Biden endaweni yokubhabhayisa umongameli. Ngesihlwele esincinci se-sycophants kunye nabasebenzi bezomkhosi, uTrump washiya ehamba nohlu lokudlala olungaqhelekanga nolubhalwe ngaphezulu, olwalubonisa uMngcwabo ka-Elton John woMhlobo. Yintoni inkosi yedrama.

UTrump kudala esebenzisa uJohn's Tiny Dancer kwiintlanganiso zakhe, isigqebelo esinzulu esingakhange siqwalaselwe. Kwaye ingoma ye iconic yafumana isiphelo sokugqibela njengoko wayephuma. Ukujoyina ezi ngoma kwakungu-Ave Maria, uMacho Man, uBille Jean, uNyana onethamsanqa, kwaye kunjalo, yi-YMCA. Yeyona nto ingaqhelekanga, ididayo i-hodgepodge yoluhlu lokudlala, kule ndoda ingaqhelekanga, ibuhlungu kwaye yoyike kakhulu.

Uninzi luthathe amajelo eendaba ezentlalo ukubuza uluhlu lokudlala kunye nomdlalo weqonga weTrump wamkelekile-wamkelekile kwi-White House kwaye (ngethemba) kulwazi lwethu sonke.

Yaphela ke le nto yexesha likaTrump elingenantlonelo, hayi nge-bang kodwa nge-whimper, hayi ngo-ndlela-ntle, kodwa ngokuphuma. Singakwazi ukuphefumla kwakhona. Hee, ingaba ikhona ingoma ekuthiwa ngumngcwabo wesilo esazama ukutshabalalisa ilizwe? Lixesha lengoma entsha ezintliziyweni zethu, kwaye lusuku olutsha lwethemba, ukuchacha kunye nokukhululeka.

(umfanekiso obonisiweyo: uEric Thayer / imifanekiso kaFetty)

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