Ukuthuthumbisa Abantu Obathandayo NgeeMfazwe zeNkanyezi eziMiselweyo zokuSela ngokuKhethekileyo

UBea Arthur kwi-Star Wars Holiday ekhethekileyo

Ngokukhutshwa kwe Iimfazwe zeNkwenkwezi: Ukunyuka kweSkywalker kunye neDisney + UMandalorian (Umntwana uYoda UBOMI), uziva ngathi akunakwenzeka ukuba ubaleke ukubanjwa Idabi leenkwenkwezi Mania enxulumene. Ke kutheni ungamkeli ngokupheleleyo ngokubukela enye Idabi leenkwenkwezi Isahluko uGeorge Lucas wazama ukukhuhla kubukho? Injalo loo nto, ndithetha ngento embi kakhulu Star Wars Iholide ekhethekileyo!

Kukhutshwa ngo-1978 (phakathi Ithemba elitsha kwaye Ubukhosi buhlasela emva ) yi-CBS, yayiyeyokuqala Idabi leenkwenkwezi I-spinoff kwaye yayiyintshayelelo yokuqala kwi-fan-favorite Boba Fett. Ngelishwa, yayiyintlekele yomlilo eshushu eshushu. I-chunk yokuqala eqinile ye-movie yenzeka ngaphakathi kwekhaya likaChewbacca kwaye isazisa kusapho oluhle-kubandakanya unyana wakhe uLumpy noTatomkhulu uSinky.

Kwakhona, bathetha ngokupheleleyo kwiWookiee. Kwaye akukho zihlokwana. Ewe ufundile ngokuchanekileyo. Imizuzu yokuqala eli-10 okanye kangangemizuzu engama-90 ekhethekileyo konke kukungxola uWookiee. Kuya kusiba kubi ukusuka apho. UBea Arthur ungenelela ngokufutshane ukuzama ukuyigcina, kodwa yeha, uKumkanikazi wethu uBea unokwenza okungako

Kodwa akukho nto ibhetele ngexesha leeholide kunokubukela imovie engalunganga nokunxila, kutheni ungadibanisi ezi zinto zimbini kwaye uhambe uzele nomdlalo wokusela ubhiyozela enye yeemovie ezibi kakhulu zexesha lonke? Le mithetho ithile ekuqaleni yaphuhliswa ngabahlobo ngaphambili Ukhuphiswano lweFilimu yokuSela ngoKhuphiswano (Phumla ngoxolo. Okanye ndingathi, Phumla kwiZiselo), ke ukuba uziva ufuna ukufumana into engaphezulu ungathatha iphepha kwincwadi yabo yokudlala wahlule ube ngamaqela: iWookiees, iRebel Alliance, kunye ne-Empire Assholes.

Okanye, unokuyigcina ilula ngokulandela uninzi lwemithetho engezantsi kangangoko. Ndikucebisa konke, kuba ewe, ungacima, kodwa oko kuthetha ukuba awuyi kukhumbula ukubukela le nto yoyikekayo yenze imali-ekhethekileyo yeTV!

I-Star Wars Holiday ekhethekileyo Imigaqo yoMdlalo wokusela:

  • Umntu uthi Usuku loBomi
  • Nanini na xa i-glitch yenzeka kwividiyo yokufundisa kaLumpy
  • Ukujonga okude okungonwabisiyo kukaMaia
  • Nabani na othi uvukele okanye afe kubukhosi!
  • Ukucula
  • UCarrie Fisher ujonge u-hella ngamatye
  • Xa uBea Arthur exelela wonke umntu ukuba asele!
  • Ubona i-lightaber mic ejongeka njenge-dildo
  • Lasers kunye / okanye iiholograms!
  • Nanini na xa iVader ikwisikrini
  • Kukho i-hyperjump
  • Nanini na xa usiva umxholo woqobo we-Star Wars
  • Kukho ikhefu lentengiso
  • ucinga ukuba oku kukhethekileyo kuyamangalisa uThixo andinakuma enye yesibini kuyo.

(Ifoto: ABC / Disney)

Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!

-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —