Le ntengiso yeNtsholongwane, eQhelekileyo ye-Craigslist yoMncedisi kufuneka abe yiNtlekisa. Kunene?

Umhlobo wam undibhalele ikhonkco kwi-craigslist yaseSan Francisco edume ngokusebenza kunye neenkcazo le yeyona nto imbi kwendakha ndazifunda. Ndiyavumelana novavanyo lwakhe, kodwa andikholelwa nje ukuba le ntengiso iyinyani. ndisuke nje ayikwazi . Nceda ungavumeli oku kube yinyani.

Intengiso-esele ihlaziyiwe amatyeli aliqela ukubonisa isixa esikhulu somdla abathi iipowusta zomsebenzi bazifumene, ngohlaziyo olunye lwehlisa izinga leyure elithenjisiweyo ngenxa yomdla-liqala phantse ukuba lifanelekile. Phantse.

Iipowusta zibanga ukuba ngabaphathi bezinto ezingama-40 abahlala esixekweni nenja emnandi ephakathi. Umsebenzi u-crazier kunanini ngaphambili oko kuthetha ukuba asinalo ixesha lokugcina ubomi bethu bobuqu. Ekugqibeleni siyamkele into yokuba sifuna umncedisi osisigxina (okanye owethutyana).

Unengqiqo, akunjalo? Ngubani ongagxothwanga ngomsebenzi kunye nobomi kwaye angathanda umncedisi wakho, ukuba unako ukuyifumana? Kodwa izinto ziyehla ezantsi ukusuka apho ngokunyanisekileyo inkcazo yomsebenzi kunye neemfuno ziqala ukufumba.

Ndiyigcinile yonke loo nto ukonwabela ukufunda xa kunokwenzeka ithotywe okanye isuswe njengeprank yi-craigslist (nceda, nceda wenze le prank).

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Ezinye zeengxaki ezijamelene namagorha ethu asebenza nzima?

Ndithenga iintyatyambo ezintsha kodwa ndingenalo ixesha lokucheba yonke imihla nditshintshe amanzi, izityalo zangaphakathi ziyafa, iiholide kunye nohambo olumnandi aluthathwa kuba alikho ixesha lokuzicwangcisa, ukuhlamba okungcolileyo akuhoywanga de kuphele iimpahla ezicocekileyo Ukunxiba, ukuthengiswa okufuneka kubuyiswe akubuyiswa, ukufowunelwa kwabaxhasi akunakwenziwa, imigqaliselo ayizaliswa, endaweni yokucoca into eyomileyo ayinakuphinda inxitywe kwakhona, iibhulukhwe ezinde kakhulu hmmed, loo nja intle ayifundisi amaqhinga amatsha okanye ibrukhwe ibhatyi yayo rhoqo njengoko kufuneka njalo, izinto esifuna uku-odola azi-odolwa, izinto ezilungiselelwe umnikelo zihlala kwikona ye iinyanga, ukutya akufakwanga kwikhabhathi, isinki igcwele ngokungagungqi izitya / iimbiza / iipani, iifreyimu zemifanekiso zixhonywe eludongeni ngaphandle kweefoto ngaphakathi, ikhabhathi ifuna ukulungiswa kwakhona, amadinga awahlelwanga, Ulwazi aluhlaziywa, i-nail polish iyacocwa kwaye ihlala i-chip I-ped, amathuba otyalo-mali awaphandi, kwaye ubusuku obubalulekileyo bomhla buquka ukuwa esofeni nokubukela imovie kuba sidiniwe yile veki yomsebenzi.

Ipolishi yesikhonkwane iyacocwa kwaye ihlala ijijekile.

Kwaye nantsi nje isampulu encinci yeempawu ekufuneka abenazo umncedisi ofanelekileyo:

Awunadrama kakhulu okanye unenxeba eliqinileyo, nangona kunjalo, awukonqeni okanye unjenge-sloth (akukho nxamnye ne-sloths). Uyintloko yenqanaba kwaye izihlobo zakho zicinga ukuba unogwebo olukhulu. Uphantsi emhlabeni, hayi iqhude, uthobekile, kwaye uhlala ekulungele ukuvuma xa ungalunganga. Awunenkani kakhulu ukuba ucele uxolo. Awufumani ukuzikhusela nokuphambuka. Unazo iimpazamo zakho kwaye uzibone njengethuba lokuphucula. Uyazithemba kwaye nangona unovelwano kakhulu, kunqabile ukuba woyiswe ziimvakalelo zakho. Awunadrama kwaye awunyibiliki rhoqo. Ushushu, wamkelekile, kwaye uhlala phantsi ixesha elihle. Uyazingca ngomgangatho womsebenzi wakho (nokuba ungakanani na - umkhulu okanye mncinci) kwaye uyakholelwa ukuba yonke into oyenzayo ibonakalisa wena kunye neempawu / ubuchule bakho ukuze ulunge. Uyabona ukungasebenzi kakuhle kwaye utyekele ekufumaneni iindlela zokonga ixesha, ukulungelelanisa, okanye ukwenza i-automate apho unakho. Ujonge kwaye ujonge kwiinkcukacha. Uhlala usazi ukuba ziphi izitshixo zakho okanye iphi na iwallet yakho kuba uyenza indawo yokubeka endaweni enye. Unenkumbulo enkulu kwaye kunqabile ukuba uthi Oo, ndilibele.

[…] Ukufumanisa kunomvuzo ukwenzela abanye izinto. (Ukuba awuziva ngale ndlela, uya kuyithiya le ndima okanye kuya kuba nzima kuthi kuba awuzukubonakala wonwabile.)

[…] Uyazingca ngendlela okhangeleka ngayo - nokuba yintoni ekhangeleka okanye isitayile sakho. Kwangelo xesha, ufuna ukusebenza kwaye usebenze (umzekelo, uyi-bohemian chic kodwa uphephe ii-wedge ezinkulu ezinokukuthintela ekungqusheni idolophu, upholile kodwa awunxibi iijean ezixineneyo ngekhe ndikushiyele indawo epokothweni ukuze ubambe iingxowa zam zembiza yenja, ungowokugqibela ubuncinci kodwa uphephe umhlophe ngombala omhlophe ukuze ungoyiki ukungcola xa upheka, njl.)

Ukuba oku bekungekho konke okuthe ngqo kwaye kuyothusa ngokwaneleyo, ngamacandelo eeMfuno kunye neeNqaku zeBhonasi apho ndilahleka khona kwaye ndiqala ukubuza ukuba ndiyafuna ukuhlala njengelungu loluntu.

* Akukho bantu banxila (ubuninzi beziselo ezi-5 ngeveki)

Yintoni isihogo esitsha esitsha? Ngaba baya kulandela umncedisi ekhaya ukuze baqiniseke ukuba abayikhuphi ibhiya yesibini ukuba bangaphezulu kwesabelo sabo seveki nganye?

* Uyakwazi ukudada kakuhle elwandle
* Uyakwazi ukukhusela inja ekuhlaselweni yenye inja
* Ukulungele ukonwaba ukucoca ukugabha kwenja ngamanye amaxesha kunye / okanye urhudo

Ndikulungele kwaye wonwabile!

Amava kunye nenja egcina ukutya okuphezulu (iinwele ezinde, ii-aleji, njl.
* Amava ngeenwele ezinde ngokubanzi (uneenwele ezinde kwaye uyazi indlela yokubrasha iinwele ezixineneyo ngaphandle kokubangela iintlungu)
* Ungumpheki omkhulu kwaye uyazi ukuba ungazenza njani zombini izityebi, ubumnandi xa uthelekiswa nokutya, nokutya okusempilweni
* Konwabele ukunika izinzipho / iinzipho
* Uhambe kakuhle

Hayi. Iinwele ezinde, ukuhamba kakuhle, kunye nompheki oqaqambileyo othanda ukunika amanxeba kunye neenzipho.

Kwaye kukujikeleze apha ukuba siyakuqonda oku unayo ukuba yinto ehlekisayo. (KULUNGILE?) Nanga amanye amanqaku ebhonasi:

* Amava angaphambili okujonga kunye nokuthetha-thethana ngezivumelwano
Amava angaphambi kokuhlengahlengisa ikhaya, ukulungiswa kwakhona, ulawulo lwekhontrakthi
* Yomelele ngokwasemzimbeni
* Phakamisa iintsimbi kunye / okanye ithoni njengomthambo
Ukuziqhelanisa nokuzikhusela okanye iindlela zokulwa (unokukhusela umntu osengozini)
* Uyayithanda ifashoni
* Ujonge i-GoT kunye / okanye iSilicon Valley
* Umnini wamanzi wamandulo okanye wangoku (yazi ukuseta itanki kunye nokwenza i-ecosystem)
* Uyayazi indlela yokuskiya kwaye ungayibukela inja xa sisezintabeni
* Unokwenza iziqwenga zefanitshala ezizezinye
* Uyakwazi ukunceda ukutyhala utata wam kwisitulo esinamavili xa endwendwela (ukubetha). Ndiyathanda ukumthatha ndimjikeleze isixeko kangangoko ukuze aphumele ngaphandle abone izinto. Ukuba sobabini siyatshintshana simnceda ukuba simtyhale, sinokuhlala ngaphandle ixesha elide oko kungamonwabisa kakhulu.

Ngelixa kukho intle phaya, abantu abafuna ngenkani kwindalo iphela-kwaye bendizimisele ukudlala kude kube leli candelo, kuba ndibazi abantu aboyikekayo- akukho ndlela Unokwenza ngayo ifanitshala yeenkuni ezenziwe ngomthi iziqwenga kunye nokuthatha inja ukuskiya kunokuba yinyani. Okanye ufuna ukubukela iinkqubo ezimbini ezithandwayo zeTV. Okanye ukuphakamisa / ukuthambisa. Okanye ukuba ngumnini we-aquarium. Kwaye iposti iyaqhubeka nokuhlaziywa ukongeza iimfuno ezingakholelekiyo zokuqwalaselwa, njengokufaka isicelo,

1. Ngenisa i-imeyile enomxholo wesihloko: [FAKA IGAMA LAKHO LONKE] + [FAKA UMGANGATHO WAKHO OBALASELEYO]. Siqinisekisa ukuba ufunda inkcazo yomsebenzi kakuhle, kunye nokwaphula umkhenkce ngokubona ukuba uyazi ukuba awufezekanga: p

kwaye

Sitshele nokuba uhlala phi, kungakuthatha ixesha elingakanani ukuya eSoMa? Unayo imoto? Ukuba kunjalo, yintoni eyenza, imodeli kunye nemeko?

Ndikhankanyile ukuba kufuneka urekhode ividiyo yemizuzu emi-3-5 ukuze iqwalaselwe?

Okwangoku, akukho indlela Ndiyakholelwa ukuba le yenziwe ngabantu bokwenyani abanomsebenzi wokwenyani onokunikezelwa nakubani na. Kuba ukuba oku kuyinyani, ndishiya i-rocketship ye-Mars, andazi ukuba ndiza kubuya nini kwakhona.

Uhlobo lwangaphambili lweemfuno aluzange luyekise i-Intanethi ekuthatheni okuninzi ngokwexabiso lobuso kunye nokukrazula ilungu lentengiso kwilungu. Kwinqaku labo bebuza ukunyaniseka kwentengiso, I-SFGate ishwankathele uninzi lwempendulo:

Zikhawuleze. Ndiyipolish yesikhonkwane kwaye ihlala i-chipped, utshilo omnye umbhali kwiakhawunti yakhe ye-Twitter. (Mna 'ndithenga iintyatyambo ezintsha kodwa andinaxesha lokucheba yonke imihla nditshintshe amanzi,' omnye waqhula. Ndingu 'cringer,' waphendula omnye.)
Umama. Bafuna umama, omnye umsebenzisi weendaba zentlalo ongena ngaphakathi.
Ndiyathanda ukuba eSan Francisco ungathenga nje umfazi ngoku, umsebenzisi omnye we-Twitter acingisise.
Elona themba lam likhulu kukuba nokuba le yintengiso engeyonyani okanye umntu othatha lo msebenzi ngokuthe chu utshabalalisa ubomi baba bantu ngaphakathi, omnye ugqityiwe ekupheleni komtya weetweets ngesihloko.

Ndiqinisekile nge-100% ukuba uninzi lweempendulo ezinomdla ezifunyanwa yintengiso ngabantu abanyathela iipowusta kanye-kwimeko enjalo, edlalwa kakuhle ngaphambili. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, iposti isebenzisa i-meme eyaziwayo ye-Intanethi, Molo ewe le yinja njengomfanekiso wabo ophezulu. Oku kufuneka kube sisikhokelo sokuba yonke le nto iyintlekisa kwi-intanethi. Ke, kuyahlekisa.

Ndiyabazi abantu abacinga ukuba kukuhlekisa ukuhlala malunga nokwakha ezona ndawo zivela ngaphandle kwiCraigslist ngenjongo yokuyenza ibe yintsholongwane, ke ndiza kuthatha ukuba yile nto yenzekayo apha. Ngaphandle koko, ndiya kubaleka njengenja eneenwele ezinde elwandle.

Kwincoko yethu yeqela, omnye umhlobo wakhankanya ukuba uninzi lweempawu zobuntu bomncedisi ezinqwenelekayo zibonakala ngathi zichaza umlinganiswa weSilicon Valley uJared Dunn, okonyusa ukuqikelela kwethu ukuba yonke loo nto yayiyinyani ecacileyo.

Apho aba bantu bahleli khona babukele Intlambo yeSilicon xa beza nehlaya elihlekisayo?

Isibhengezo sisekho kwi-craigslist yaseSan Francisco, ngaphandle koonondaba kunye nengqwalaselo eyifumeneyo, kwaye yintoni ekufuneka ibe yiyo yonke ingxelo yengxelo yokuba ayiyonyani. Ngaba oku kuthetha ukuba ngandlela thile, ngokuchasene nazo zonke iingxaki, isemthethweni?

I-SFGate iqhakamshelane ne-post-posters, eziphendule kodwa ezingakhange zinike naluphi na uhlobo lwentetho. Ndicinga ukuba kufuneka ndingqengqe. Nceda uze ukhulule iinwele zam kumaqhina endiwenzileyo ngelixa ndizitsala njengoko ndizama ukubonisa nantoni na eyenzekayo apha.

(nge Craigslis t, I-SFGate , imifanekiso: HBO)