Andazi ukuba yintoni engalunganga ngam, kodwa bendicinga ukubukela yonke Ngorhatya Umboniso bhanyabhanya ngosuku olunye yayingumbono olungileyo, ngokucacileyo into eyiyo. Ngokusisiseko, abanye babahlobo bam babengakhange babone yonke i-saga, kwaye ke omnye umhlobo nam ndacebisa ukuthatha usuku ukuba ndibabukele bonke. Kwaye ke, impazamo yethu yazalwa.
Nantsi into: andizibukelanga ncam kwezi bhanyabhanya iminyaka , kwaye ndakhumbula phakathi Ngorhatya ukuba inqaku elipheleleyo lothotho lijikeleza uJacob Black (Taylor Lautner) ngokutsala umdla kwisibeleko sikaBella Swan (Kristen Stewart). Ke, apha ndiza kunika ezam iingcinga malunga nesaga iphela ngeziqhulo ezimnandi, ii-gifs, kunye nam ndizama ukuqonda ngokupheleleyo malunga nolu ngcelele nabani na kuthi ucinga ukuba Kulungile xa siqala ukuyibukela.
Makhe siqale Ngorhatya.
Umboniso bhanyabhanya owawuqala, yayiyindebe ye-indie-esque ye-sagamp ye-vampire kaStephanie Meyer kwaye wayenengoma yesandi esaqhubeka nangoku. Ngorhatya mhlawumbi yeyona bhanyabhanya inye kule franchise endinokuyibukela rhoqo-mhlawumbi kuba ibingenakufumanisa ukuba bekufanele ukuba yintoni, kungoko ke ingumxube wokuhlekisa ngokuhlekisayo kwaye uzithathela ingqalelo kakhulu. Ndithembe, ndilungile.
Kodwa okwangoku, nje ukuba uJacob Black abonakale, ndakhumbula kwangoko isiza sesibeleko emva koko ndaqhubeka nokubukela yonke imovie Ngorhatya ngokukhumbula ukuba, ekupheleni kosuku, uYakobi wayelilungisa ngokwenene ukutsalwa kweso sibeleko. Ngokukrakra. (Ndiza kuchaza kamva, ngenxa yabantu abangaziqhelanga.)
Ewe kunjalo, ingaba yinto ebuyela umva kwezi bhanyabhanya ngaphandle kokulandela umkhondo wam kuRobert Pattinson kuyo yonke indawo? Yenzululwazi.
Nge Ngorhatya ? Kwakumalunga ne-7.5 kwezi-10.
Inyanga entsha wayengenayo uEdward. Ndandiyonyanya.
Njengomlandeli kaEdward Cullen (oko kubuhlungu kum ukuthi), ndiyayithiya Inyanga entsha . Ngokukodwa kuba andimthandi uTaylor Lautner kwaye andimthandi uJacob Black. Ixesha lale ncwadi / le bhanyabhanya lalimnyama kum, kwaye andingekhe ndilinqwenelele kolona tshaba lwam lukhulu-ngaphandle kokuba bendilinqwenela ku-Taylor Lautner, emva koko… kulungile. Wena yenza kufuneka ubukele Inyanga entsha .
Yimovie esekwe kwincwadi enezahluko ezininzi ezinegama elinye kwigama ngalinye-- kwaye imovie izimisele ukuyigcina . Abanye banokuyibiza loo nto. Ndikubiza ngokuba kukuqhula ngokoqobo. Ngokucaphuka kukaBella ngenxa yokuhlukana kwakhe ne-vampire hunk yam (kwakhona, ndiyazicaphukela), uzivalela kude iinyanga, kwaye indlela Inyanga entsha Ixesha elidlulayo kukupela ngokuthe ngqo ukuba zingaphi iinyanga-ngokubanika izahluko zabo ezingenanto / ixesha lescreen-bekungekhona kunokuthi nje kwiinyanga ezi-6 kamva okanye nantoni na. Yongeza kakhulu.
Oko, ndiyaqikelela, yeyona ndlela ilungileyo yokuchaza le movie, apho umhlobo kaBella osenyongweni, uJacob, ephuma njengengcuka, nto leyo ethetha ukuba angatshintsha abe yinja enkulu, into ethi Vampires ithiyile kuba inuka njengenja emanzi ukuya ku. Ukunyaniseka, nantoni na, ipolitiki ye-vampire / yewolf ayibalulekanga kolu luhlu kuba yonke into ebalulekileyo nguBella sisibeleko.
UYakobi ufuna eso sibeleko. Akazi ukuba kutheni, kodwa uya kuthi. Kwaye ngokusisiseko le movie yonke nguYakobi onjengaye ndiyakuthanda, xa elithanda nyani ithemba lokuba isibeleko sakhe siza kumnika ntoni (ngenene, ngakumbi kwiimovie ezimbini), kwaye ke yinto nje yemovie engenanto. Okwangoku, e-Edwardland, ucinga ukuba unceda u-Bella ngokwahlukana naye, kuphela ngudadewabo u-Alice (kunjalo, ndilibele ukukhankanya usapho lwakhe lwe-vampires, kuba ngokoqobo, ku-batshit) ukumxelela ukuba ucinga ukuba u-Bella ufile .
Ke usana lwam olungunaphakade luthatha isigqibo sokuba luyafuna i kuba uBella ufile (kakhulu) kwaye waya kumkhosi we-vampire wase-Italiya, ebacela ukuba bambulale. Abayi kuba, nangona kunjalo, kuba uEdward unesipho sokufunda iingqondo zabantu (akakwazi ukufunda ekaBella, ke yena ~ * unomdla * ~), kwaye ke ugqiba kwelokuba aphume akhazimle abantu ukuze bambulale .
Into endiyithandayo ngale mpambano inyulu luluvo lokuba abantu bayakubona omnye umntu ekhazimla kwaye ngephanyazo abe njenge-vampire wow kwaye angathandi ukuba uyakuthanda ukuqaqambisa, kodwa uyazi, yile nto iyiyo. Ngokusisiseko, uEdward ulungile, uyamthanda uBella, uyamthanda, ubuyela kwiifolokhwe kwaye uzinza kuba ngumntwana okwishumi elivisayo wabhabha waya e-Italiya ngaphandle kwemvume yabazali bakhe ukugcina isithandwa sakhe se-vampire, kwaye ke konke kwakulungile-ngaphandle kokuba ii-werewolves zifuna ukubulala iiCullens, kwaye kukwakho nelinye ibali malunga nezithunzela ezimbi ezithiyileyo uBella eza kuye. (UYESU khristu.)
Okwangoku, umdla wam kuRobert Pattinson e Inyanga entsha ? Ukuya kutsho 8. Ndingathini?
Eclipse -Okanye, njengoko ndithanda ukuyibiza, le ncwadi yeyona ndlela iyithandayo kakhulu .
Ngeli xesha kwimpazamo yam yokubukela zonke iifilimu ezintlanu ngosuku, ndiye ndayiqonda loo nto wayenjalo , enyanisweni, impazamo. Ndithathe njani kwade kwafika imovie yesithathu, ngekhe ndiyazi, kodwa ndafika malunga nesiqingatha sale nto kwaye ngequbuliso ndakhumbula indlela engaphambili kwaye andinakuyeka ukubuza impilo yam. Ngapha koko, nanku owona mboniso mkhulu kuzo zonke Eclipse , njengoko kuchaziwe ndim:
NGOKU uJacob Black ufana nesithando somlilo kuba oko kuthandeka ngokwesini ebantwini, ndiyaqikelela, kwaye ke xa uBella noEdward kufuneka bayokufihla kwiintaba zangempela phakathi kobusika kuba i-vampire embi egama linguVictoria (owayekade enguRachelle Lefevre kwaye emva koko wajika waba nguBryce Dallas Howard, ngaphandle kwengcaciso) ufuna ukuba asweleke, kufuneka agcine uBella efudumele. Oku kuyamcaphukisa kakhulu uEdward, kubangele ukuba kubanda kakhulu kwaye akunakunceda.
Ndicinga ukuba kufuneka ndinike umxholo kuVictoria kunye nomkhosi wakhe wabantwana bevampire? Kwi-movie yokuqala, kukho i-vampire egama linguJames, kwaye ufana, Wow ndiyazonda iiCullens kwaye kuthekani ukuba ndisela igazi likaBella?
Ke, iiCullens zinje, Nah mfo, sukuyenza loo nto.
UJames uthi, Nah, ndiza, kwaye ke uyamrhwebesha abuyele ekhaya eArizona kodwa agqibele ngokuqhekeka yiCullens, kwaye uEdward kufuneka asele umva netyhefu kaJames evela eBella. UVictoria wayengumlingane kaJames kanaphakade kwaye wayecaphukisa isoka lakhe labulawa ngokuzama ukubulala omnye umntu.
Kulungile, yiyo yonke into ekufuneka uyazi. NGOKU, ungene Eclipse , UBella ufana, ndihlaselwa kakhulu yi-vampire! kwaye uAlice wajonga le vampire ye-Hunter Parrish egama linguRiley njengenkokeli (nangona wonke umntu eyazi kakuhle ukuba uVictoria ungasemva kwale). Okwangoku, i-vampires zase-Itali ziyayivumela ukuba yenzeke kuba ifuna u-Edward ajike uBella abe yi-vampire kwaye ngenye indlela abonakale ngathi akayeki ukubhabha malunga nemithetho yabo ye-vampire.
Inye kuphela into malunga nale bhanyabhanya ibalulekileyo kukuba uBella noEdward bahlala kunye kwaye balungile, kwaye uJacob uphambene kakhulu kuba olo lwalamano lusekwayo luthatha izinto ukuya kwinqanaba elilandelayo kuba umthandi wesibeleko wenza ukuba uBella amange, ke xa yena uyayenza, ucinga ukuba uyamthanda ngoluhlobo? Ngubani owaziyo? Amadoda, amirite?
Kodwa uBella uyavuma ukutshata noEdward ukuze babe ngabathandi bevampire ngendlela efanelekileyo, kwaye uBella ufuna ukuqala ukulala naye njengomntu (kuba oko akubonakali kuyimpazamo), kwaye ngenxa yokuba i-100 + ineminyaka ubudala inkwenkwe elungileyo yenkolo (hayi inene, umdala nje), uthi uzakulala naye xa sele betshatile. Kwaye yile nto uphoswe yiyo Eclipse .
Sihamba, siyagcuma, u-Edward Cullen ngokulula uyi-8.5 kule movie, mhlawumbi ebangela ukuba umona ushushu. NdiyiScorpio.
Inxalenye yokuqala Kuqhekeka ukuza kusa : incwadi engadingi mboniso bhanyabhanya.
Masinyaniseke: Ngorhatya Ufuna ntoni uharry Potter babe, ke bahlula incwadi eyayingafane ibenye imovie kwiimovie ezimbini ezohlukeneyo kuba befuna ukuba abalandeli bahlupheke ngakumbi. Ukuphuka kweDawn: Icandelo 1 ngokuyimfuneko, oku:
UBella noEdward batshata. Baqhubeka e-ck-cation apho uEdward Cullen wophula ibhedi kwaye alume imiqamelo ukuze angabulali umfazi wakhe ongumntu, emva koko uBella afumanise ukuba ukhulelwe, uyi-incubator yeeveki ezi-2, aze ke abe yivampire kuba umntwana uphantse wambulala ade aqonde ukuba kufuneka asele igazi ukuze anelise umntwana.
Ngoku, elona candelo libalaseleyo ngale bhanyabhanya, ngaphandle kukaEdward Cullen engenguye oyintombi eneminyaka eli-100 ubudala (uyadlala uyadlala ngothando uyayifuna!), NguEdward Cullen kufuneka atye UMNTWANA WAKHE KUMfazi WAKHE OKHULELWEYO .
Makhe ndikucacisele. Ulusu lukaBella ngokusisiseko lulusu lwevampire, kwaye umntwana akakwazi ukuphuma. Usana, olwaphule zonke iimbambo zalo kwaye ngokubulala uBella ukuze angene kweli hlabathi, kufuneka luqhume kunina ngathi umfokazi uphume kuJohn Hurt.
Kodwa umntwana ufuna udada! Ke uEdward, ngamazinyo akhe e-esile aqhelekileyo endicinga ukuba ngamazinyo e-vampire, aluma ngesisu kwaye ancede ekuzaleni owakhe umntwana. Ke, enobuso obunegazi, ujonga umntwana wakhe ngaphambi kokuba atofe umfazi wakhe ngesifo se-vampire kwaye ambethe iqela ukuze abe luthando lwakhe. ngonaphakade .
Ushushu kangakanani uEdward Cullen kule movie? Sihamba nge-9 uyathandana, uyathandana, mna dunno ndicinga ukuba ezi bhanyabhanya zandiqhekeza.
Kwaye ngoku, siyenzile, fam.
Ukuphuka kweDawn: Icandelo II, eyona nto intle eyakhe yenzeka kuthi.
Ukuba ubenethamsanqa ngokwaneleyo ukubona Ukuphuka kweDawn: Icandelo II Kwiimovie, mhlawumbi ukhe wangxola kakhulu kwimigca yokulinda ulinde ntoni u-f * ck ngu-Lee Pace kule movie? okanye uRami Malek ????? kuba, mandikuxelele, zininzi ii-cameo ezininzi, kwaye ndilibale ukukwazisa ukuba i-vampires zase-Italiya zibandakanya uMichael Sheen noDakota Fanning, ngoba kutheni?
Kule filimu ibalaseleyo, amaTaliyane ayeza kuba ecinga ukuba umntwana ka-Edward noBella onegama elibi ngumntwana we-vampire, nto leyo engekho mthethweni, kwaye bayafana, Incoko ayinakusebenza kuba amaTaliyane athetha nje ngawe, kwaye Yenza lonke uthotho lwee-vampire oluya kumngqinela lo mntwana unegama elibi.
Exhalabele usapho lwakhe, uBella uzingcwaba ngethambo likaEdward endaweni yokuba abe ngumama (mamela) kwaye uzimisele ukuthengisa ngentombi yakhe kuYakobi kuba… nantso isiza esithanda isibeleko… UYAKOBI KUPHELA WAYEMTHANDA UBELLA NGOBA WAYEZA KUQHUBEKA EMNTWANA WAKHE. Umthandi wesisu, inja enkulu, zininzi iimpawu ezintle. NGAPHANDLE, ke eli dabi.
AmaTaliyane ayaqengqeleka, kwaye ayafana, Mmmm kodwa kuthekani ukuba sithatha isigqibo sokuba le vamp baby ifune ukufa nokuba kunjalo, kwanasemva kokuba isicwangciso esikhulu seCullens sasiza kufana, uNah, uEdward waqhekeza uBella kwaye akazange asebenzise ukhuseleko, kodwa uAlice (osandula ukuphakama washiya wonke umntu) uyaqengqeleka, kwaye emzuzwini xa sicinga ukuba olu luhlu luza kulunga, ibonisa uMichael Sheen ukuba ukuba uzama ukulwa neCullens, uphela sele eswelekile.
Ngokusisiseko, le bhanyabhanya isinika yonke IMPAZAMO apho uCarlisle (utata kaEdward. Khange ndiyicacise le ntsapho. Ewe, ngubani okhathalayo, uCarlisle ushushu) ususa intloko yakhe, emva koko usapho olwamkela vampire lukaCarlisle lufana ne-OH ISIHOGI HAYI kwaye ukrazule i-HOLE enkulu kumbuso waseWashington kodwa ugqibela ngokuphumelela ngamaxhoba ambalwa, kubandakanya isoka lika-Alice le-vampire, elalilwela i-Confederacy.
Ekugqibeleni, yonke into ilungile, lo mntwana unegama elibi uza kuphila ngonaphakade emva kokuba ekhule ngokupheleleyo eneminyaka eyi-8, ke oko kuthetha ukuba, ndiyaqikelela, ukuba uJacob (ona-16) uza kutshata oneminyaka esi-8- indala. Kwaye, zihlobo zam, kunjalo Ngorhatya . Musa ukuyibuza. Yonke le nto yenzekile.
U-Edward Cullen ngutata oshushu, kwaye andinakukwazi ukuyiphatha, kwaye andinantloni. Ndiyasola kuluntu. 10/10, thanda abazali.
Ekupheleni kosuku, sele ndifuna ukuphinda ndiphinde ndizibone zontlanu ezi bhanyabhanya, kwaye ndiyayicaphukela ngokwenyani loo nto.
Phambi kokuba ndikushiye, bendiya kuba remiss ukuba nam khange ndithethe ngotata kaBella oshushu. Khwaza uCharlie Swan, usana.
(umfanekiso: Summit Entertainment)
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