UMat Walsh, ngamagama akhe, ngumbhali, isithethi, umbhali, kunye nelinye lawona malungelo aselula anempembelelo, kunye ne-self-echaziweyo eyingozi. Unokuthelekelela izimvo ezithandekayo anazo uMat Walsh.
Ukuba awuzange uve ngoMat Walsh, ndiyavuyisana nawe, ndinomona ngobomi bakho. Ukuba ungathanda ukufunda ngaye, nantsi isishwankathelo esicocekileyo, UYesu wayeyithiyile leBlogger yoLondolozo oluninzi njengawe .
UMat Walsh ujongeka ngokuchanekileyo njengoko ubulindele ukuba uMat Walsh ajongeke.
Ngapha koko, ngolunye usuku, uMat Walsh wayenyukele kwi-troll yakhe enentiyo kaMatt Walshian, ethatha isigqibo sokungena emanzini apho kungekho mntu umemileyo. Nangona kunjalo, uMat Walsh waphikelela kwenye yezona Tweets zimbi kwimemori yakutshanje, ezama ukucacisa ukuba kutheni angayeka ukuthanda umfazi wakhe ukuba angaba yindoda enesifaniso sokuba naye angayenza into efanayo ukuba angaba licikilishe. Thixo, vala umlomo, Matt Walsh. Ndithetha ukuba noThixo kaMat Walsh ucinga yonke imihla. UThixo ufana noKristu, ndenze lo mfo?
Ngethamsanqa, umbhali okonwabisayo kunye neparagon ye-Twitter uBess Kalb, obhalele uJimmy Kimmel Live! kunye nee-Oscars, zazikhona ukugcina usuku ngokusebenzisa umlingo weentsomi.
Ukuba umyeni wam wajika waba licikilishe ndingafumana indawo entle kakhulu kwaye ndihlale naye ndimtyise isuntswana lesidlo sakusasa i-burrito kwaye ndibukele imovie kwaye ndimamele iipodcasts kwaye ubusuku ngabunye babalekela kwimithi emnyama ndicele igqwirha ukuba liphakamise isiqalekiso, isiqalekiso esoyikekayo, esoyikekayo. pic.twitter.com/zZpwvWtxhg
-Bess Kalb (@bessbell) Nge-18 kaJulayi 2018
Intombazana yam endiyithandayo, iyakubamba ngobuso obunobundlobongela. Ukuba uthando lwakho lokwenyani luyabuya ufuna, kufuneka ubulale omnye ngaphakathi evekini. Ndiza kudilika emhlabeni, ilokhwe yam yasebusuku igutyungelwe kukungcola, ndilila ngomsebenzi woburhamncwa, iqhina elibi. Ndi… andikwazi. Emva koko uhlala elicikilishe.
-Bess Kalb (@bessbell) Nge-18 kaJulayi 2018
Ndandihlala ubusuku bonke ndijonge umyeni wam icikilishe esotha umlilo phantsi kokukhanya kobuso bakhe be-infrared terrarium light nge-motion-sensor esizenzekelayo. Ndenze ntoni? Ungathanda ukuba ndenze ntoni? Wayemane endithi krwaqu ngazo zone iinkophe kwaye ndiyazi. Ndingazi.
-Bess Kalb (@bessbell) Nge-18 kaJulayi 2018
Ubusuku obubini emva koko, ndinxunguphele kwaye ndikhefuzela, ndibuyele ekucoceni ehlathini. Gqwirha! Bendikhwaza. Ndilwenzile ixabiso lakho! Kulungile, uyakhawuleza, avele phambi kwam, i-inky phantom. Ndinike intliziyo yothando lwenye intombazana. Ndiphakamise ingxowa, ndivuza igazi.
-Bess Kalb (@bessbell) Nge-18 kaJulayi 2018
Apha, bendikrwitshwa. Jonga. Sondela kufuphi. Izandla zakhe ezimhlophe ezigugileyo ziya kubamba imitya njengoko wayebawa eqala ukuvula i-satchel, ephanga kwaye ephambana ngamandla. Bendisenza intsimbi kwimithambo-luvo yam ndize ndiyiphinde ndiyibuyise. Kodwa kuqala. Ndinike iyeza lokulwa ulizarding. Amehlo ethu ebenokutshixa.
-Bess Kalb (@bessbell) Nge-18 kaJulayi 2018
Awundithembi, sithandwa? ubekhe alile, saccharine kwaye angothuki. Ndi… ndenza njalo. Ewe ndiyayenza. Ndifuna nje ukuqinisekisa ukuba sobabini siyayifumana into esiyizuzileyo. Wayenokungena epokothweni yengubo yakhe, amehlo akhe amnyama angwevu esagxile kwelam, aze avelise ibhotile encinci.
-Bess Kalb (@bessbell) Nge-18 kaJulayi 2018
Ndandiye ndihluthe igutyana esandleni sakhe esoluliweyo nditsale ingxowa egalelwe igazi kwenye. Ukubhabha kwakhe okukhohlakeleyo kuya kumphazamisa ngokwaneleyo ukuba angaliboni icikilishe eliqabela ngononophelo ngasemva kwengubo yakhe.
-Bess Kalb (@bessbell) Nge-18 kaJulayi 2018
Njengokuba ukubetha kwentliziyo kwam kukhawulezela ukungxola, bendithe chu ndikhonkotha ibhotile. Kanye njengokuba icikilishe lalisentanyeni yalo, laliza kujonga lisoyikeka, ubuso balo bujikelezwe yimaski yomsindo ococekileyo. Ndandiba nesiqholo sengqele esigcwalisa isifuba sam njengoko wayekhalimela WENA WABUTHEKA NTOMBI. LENTO YENTLIZIYO YENKOMO.
-Bess Kalb (@bessbell) Nge-18 kaJulayi 2018
Ngephanyazo leadrenaline emsulwa, bendizisondeza kuye nditshize imixholo yebhotile ngqo kwilizikishe libambelele kwikhola yakhe. Wayengakhwaza ngokukrakra njengendoda eyi-175 yeepawundi ngesiquphe eyakheke yajikeleza emagxeni akhe, yaphula intamo yakhe ngokuqhekeka okungathandekiyo.
-Bess Kalb (@bessbell) Nge-18 kaJulayi 2018
Njengokuba wayezogquma, ejonge i-bug kwaye esoyika okomzuzwana ngaphambi kokuba aphefumle okokugqibela, ndandimkroba ndisithi Kwaye yiyo loo nto ndingathanda umyeni wam ukuba ajike abe licikilishe. Emva koko ndiza kuguqula uthando lwam lokwenene kwaye ndimnike ezintlanu eziphakamileyo ezaziza kushukumisa izulu.
-Bess Kalb (@bessbell) Nge-18 kaJulayi 2018
Enkosi, Bess Kalb, ngenkonzo yakho.
(nge UBess Kalb kwi-Twitter , umfanekiso: Pexels / Twitter)
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