Ukusuka kwihlabathi elikuzisele u-1918, 1347, kunye noWoodstock ’99, kuza unyaka esingenakulindela ukuvala incwadi ngawo. Wamkelekile kwiTreyila eThembekileyo yonyaka wethu wesiphithiphithi esibuhlungu, 2020.
Ngaba nonke niyabukhumbula ubumsulwa obusondeleyo kunye nokuzonwabisa kweenyanga zokuqala ze-2020? Ndivakalelwa kukuba konke endikwenzileyo kukubukela Witcher kwaye uneengcinga ezintle malunga noHenry Cavill. Eli yayilolinye ixesha elifanayo nelalihlekwa kakhulu Sonic iHedgehog Umboniso bhanyabhanya uphume waba mnandi! Yonke into yayijonge phezulu. Kodwa emva koko: Emva kweenyanga ezimbini zovuyo, ukunganyanzeliswa kwe-hedgehog, intsholongwane entsha ishushu.
Tune kolu hlengahlengiso olusebenzayo lwencwadi yesiTyhilelo, egcwaliswe ngomlilo, yindlala, zizibetho, kunye neminye imiqondiso yamaxesha okugqibela, enezinto ezitshixekileyo eziye zahlala ixesha elide siphelelwe yimiboniso bhanyabhanya yasemva kokuhlaselwa. ukuya. Lo nyaka umunce, nina bantu.
Apha kuvela iiTreyila ezinyanisekileyo inkwenkwezi yelizwi elikhethekileyo uPatton Oswalt: Kulo nyaka iyanya ? Yiyo yonke immo onayo kule Lovecraftian hellf * ck esikuyo? Emva koko usinika ukufanekisa okufanelekileyo, okungamanyala malunga Igama lokugqibela ukucacisa lo nyaka. U-Oswalt emva koko urhweba kunye ne-Honest Trailers 'Epic Voice Guy, uJon Bailey, ukuhambisa isiphelo salo nyaka ethembekileyo ethembekileyo.
Rhoxisa izicwangciso zakho, kuba awuyi ndawo. Kwaye ngoku, kunye ne-HBO ephatha iithiyetha ezinje ngoLenny ekupheleni Yeempuku naMadoda , ikhaya elitsha lokonwaba… IKHAYA LAKHO! Kwaye ikhaya elitsha lomsebenzi… YIKHAYA LAKHO! Kwaye ikhaya elitsha lesikolo li… YIkhaya LAKHO! Kwaye ikhaya elitsha lekhaya lakho lisesitratweni kuba njani i-f * ck kufanele ukuba ndihlawule irente xa yonke into ivaliwe?
Ngokuqinisekileyo le yi-hellf * ck yonyaka esele siyenzile kwaye, ngovuyo, sele siza kuthi ndlela-ntle kuyo. Ukuhamba kakuhle, i-2020.
(nge Iitreyila ezinyanisekileyo )
Kungokuhlwa koNyaka oMtsha, okuthetha ukuba phantse ilixesha lokuba ubone ukuba uphethe ntoni unyaka omtsha. Ngaba kufuneka sizikhathaze ngokwenza izigqibo ngeli xesha? Endaweni yezigqibo, ubone ntoni namhlanje?
UKUQHELEKA NGOKUVELEKILEYO KUNYAKA OMTSHA NJENGENKWENKWE EYA KWI-WINDING
-AYIWOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) UDisemba 31, 2020
