Amatye agiqekayo wathumela intatheli uStephen Rodrick eNgilani ukuba achithe iintsuku ezintathu kwilifa lendlu likaJohnny Depp. Lakhe Inqaku lesiphumo Ipeyinti umfanekiso olusizi kunye nowothusayo weyona nkwenkwezi ye-movie yayiyintandokazi ngoku enentamo enzulu yokulutha, ityala kunye nokugwetywa.
Ngaba ulapha ukuze uve inyani? Ubuza uDepp njengoko uRussell emzisela iglasi yewayini ebomvu yeediliya. Kugcwele ukungcatsha.
Inqaku lizoba umfanekiso wento eyenzekayo xa inkwenkwana embi edume kakhulu eHollywood ikhula: iba yindoda embi. UDepp sele erhoxisiwe ngenxa yokuxhatshazwa kwakhe owayesakuba ngumfazi u-Amber Heard, kwaye olu dliwanondlebe olunzulu lubonisa uDepp njengomntu olusizi ongakwaziyo ukuthatha uxanduva kule ngxaki akuyo. Emva kweminyaka yokudlala abalinganiswa bakaTim Burton, uDepp ngoku uphila ngokugqibeleleyo. Kodwa wafika njani apha? Impendulo ayizukumangalisa: i-hubris kunye nobudoda obunetyhefu.
Ayithathi ugqirha wezifo zengqondo ukufumanisa ukuba uDepp uphenjelelwe kakhulu nguBrando kunye noT Thompson, ootata ababini abangakhange banike fuck malunga nokuba ilizwe licinga ntoni ngabo.
Ngexesha lodliwanondlebe, uDepp waxes kwifilosofi malunga nabacebisi bakhe ababini, uMarlon Brando kunye noHunter S. Thompson. UDepp uyabathanda ngenxa yemvukelo yabo, ngokuchasene negunya, kunye nokuthetha malunga nokuzonwabisa kweziyobisi okuyintloko noThompson. Konke oku kuyonwabisa kwaye kuyimidlalo xa uyinkwenkwana esonyukayo ekunyukeni (ndiyathetha, ngoobani ama-20s ebengenguye ubushushu obushushu?) Kodwa i-ethos echasene nokusekwa ayigugi kakuhle, ngakumbi xa iphuma emlonyeni yezigidi-gidi. Awunakumlahla iNdoda ngesandla esinye ngelixa kwangaxeshanye uthenga izindlu ezili-14 kwaye uthatha iijets zabucala naphina.
Izinto ezithengiweyo ezidweliswe yi-TMG zifundwe njenge-Depp yanika isipaji sayo phakathi kunye ne-ADD. Kwakukho i-75 yezigidi zeedola kwiindawo zokuhlala ezili-14. Uchithe i-3 yezigidi zeedola edubula uthuthu lwakhe uHunter S. Thompson esibhakabhakeni evela kwinkanunu. Iidola nje ezingama-7,000 zokuthenga intombi yakhe ukhuko kwiseti yokuHlala kunye neeKardashians. Wathenga ama-guitar angama-70 kunye nezobugcisa ezingama-200, kuquka i-Basquiats kunye ne-Warhols, eneemoto ezingama-45 zokunethezeka kwaye wachitha i- $ 200,000 ngenyanga ekuhambeni kwangasese.
I-Depp ibandakanyeke kumatyala amaninzi ngokuchasene neearhente kunye nabaphathi malunga nokuphathwa gwenxa kobutyebi bakhe. Kanye xa uqikelelwa kwi- $ 650 yezigidi, iDepp ngoku ihlwempuzekile kwaye inetyala elininzi. Ke kwenzeka ntoni? Ulahla njani isiqingatha sezigidigidi zeedola? Ngokwabaphathi bangaphambili beDepp kunye nabacebisi bezezimali, uyaphulukana nayo ngokuchitha i-2 yezigidi zeedola ngenyanga kwiindleko zokuphila kwaye uvuthela ubutyebi bakho kwizinto ezingenangqondo (jonga inkanunu yomlotha kaThompson apha ngasentla). UDepp kunye nabanyanisekileyo bakhe bathi iimali bezingalawulwa kakuhle kwaye zibiwe, ezinokuthi okanye zinganyani. Kwangelo xesha, uDepp uyavuma ukuba athembele ngokupheleleyo kuye wonke umntu ebomini bakhe kwaye athathe inzala kwezemali zakhe, ngokutyikitya uxwebhu olwalubekwe phambi kwakhe. Ukuthinjwa okupheleleyo kukaDepp koxanduva lwezemali kuyothusa kakhulu kwindoda ekwiminyaka engama-50 ngoku eye yajamelana neengxaki ezininzi zemali.
Ebuzwa ukuba ucinga ntoni ngawo onke ama-shenanigans asemthethweni, iDepp shrugs. Ndiyinxalenye encinci yale nto, utsho. NguMatrix omnandi. Khange ndibone imovie, kwaye andiqondanga iscript, kodwa nantsi into eyiyo.
Esi sicatshulwa sishwankathela iDepp ngokupheleleyo: ukuswela ulwazi ngokupheleleyo (okanye umdla wokulandela) kodwa ucinga ukuba uyazi ukuba uthetha ngantoni. Uphuma njengomntu ongumntu okhathazekileyo ongavumiyo ukuthatha uxanduva ngezenzo zakhe kwaye ucinga ukuba ngandlel 'ithile avant-garde kuba uqhayisa ngokusebenzisa kwakhe iziyobisi kunye nesimo sengqondo se-IDGAF. Oku akujongi kakuhle kwi-55, bhuti. Lungisa indlu yakho.
Ngaphezulu kweesandwich zentlanzi yentlanzi yentlanzi-kunye-nombona-oyintandokazi ka-Depp-uthetha ngomhadi wemali ebeyifama kaBetty Sue eLexington.
Iintlanzi kunye nombona? Iyonke. Njengayo yonke enye into malunga nokhula oluzenzekelayo lwe-jag. Zijikeleze uJohnny Depp, ngokuqinisekileyo sinayo.
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