Enkosi, uElon Musk kunye noGrimes! Ngoku ndingamthiya umntwana wam i-NCC-1701 ngaphandle koloyiko!

U-Elon Musk kunye noGrimes

Ndiyabuqonda ubukhethekileyo bokubizwa komntwana ngegama, ndenza njalo. Ngumthwalo onzima kuba unika umntwana wakho igama abaza kuhamba ngalo ubomi bakhe bonke-ukuba bakhetha njalo. Ngethamsanqa ngeX-A-12, ungalitshintsha ngokusemthethweni igama lakho. Ndibhengezwe… kulungile… Andiqinisekanga, uElon Musk noGrimes bathathe i-intanethi babelane ngokuba bathathe isigqibo sokuthiya umntwana wabo uthotho lweeleta kunye neenombolo ngokungathi olu lusana oluyirobhothi.

Into entle kukuba nabazali abanakubonakala ngathi bayavumelana ngegama.

Ngokwam, ndiyayithanda inyani yokuba i-X imele amakrele amabini, oko kuthetha intsimbi, kodwa ndim nje. Mhlawumbi ndizakuthiya igama lomntwana wam wexesha elizayo Rat Metal. Into endizokuyithetha kukuba ngenxa yokuba uElon Musk noGrimes bathiya amagama abantwana babo, oko kuthetha ukuba ngoku ndingathiya abantwana bam izinto ezinje nge-NCC-1701 kwaye kulungile kuloo nto. (Ubuncinci zonke Inkwenkwezi yetrek abalandeli bayazi ukuba ndithetha ngantoni kanye kanye! Akukho ngxaki, kunye neetweets ezichazayo ezifunekayo!)

Into kukuba, banokwenza nantoni na abayifunayo. Ngumntwana wabo. Kodwa le yi… izinto ezininzi ezenziwe zaphoswa kwenye. Njengaye, ungathini ukuba ugcine le nto kubantwana bakho bexesha elizayo ukuba uceba ukuba nabo? Okanye amagama aphakathi? Mhlawumbi u-X (rat️ umlinganiso wentsimbi) inokuba ligama lokuqala, kwaye ke isipeliti esenziwe ngophakathi se-AI. inokuba ligama eliphakathi?

Ngexesha lokubhala oku, ndiye ndabona ukuba lo ngunyaka wempuku, kwaye into yonyaka sisinyithi, oko kuthetha ukuba, ngokuyintloko, u-X egameni lakhe ngu-2020 nje, ke igama lakhe ngu-2020 A.I. A-12, emehlweni am. Ndiziva ngokwenene ngootitshala abaza kumbiza nje ngomntwana ka-Elon Musk xa esiya esikolweni. Kulungile nangona kunjalo, kuba igama lisenokungamkelwa ngurhulumente waseCalifornia.

Konke oku kuthethiweyo, i-Twitter ibinosuku lwentsimi kunye noMusk noGrimes begama unyana wabo kwikhowudi, kwaye ngokunyanisekileyo, asinakubasola nyhani, andithi? Sonke sijonge into eza kukhanyisa iintsuku zethu, kwaye uMusk noGrimes bahamba nzima kakhulu kwicala laseMusk naseGrimes ngokunyanisekileyo yile nto besiyifuna.

Jonga, uElon Musk kunye noGrimes banelungelo lokuthiya umntwana wabo nantoni na abayifunayo (andicingi ukuba ilizwe laseCalifornia kufuneka libenqabe elo lungelo), kodwa ndingathanda impendulo ethembekileyo malunga nendlela yokubiza ngayo kuba xa uElon Musk ethethile noJoe Rogan konke akwenzileyo kukuchaza izizathu kwaye hayi… uyazi, indlela YOKUTHETHA.

Kwaye UGrimes uyichazile, kodwa… hayi ngokupheleleyo? Ndonwabe nyani ngoGrimes no-Elon Musk kunye nokudibanisa kwabo u-X-A-12 (obizwa ngokuba nguJerry).

(umfanekiso: Jason Kempin / Getty Izithombe)

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