Ndineemvakalelo ezithile ezixubileyo ngokubhekisele kwisigqibo sentombazana ekwishumi elivisayo yokunxiba njengo-Sexy Gandalf. Mhlawumbi ungandinceda.
Umfundi wesikolo samabanga aphakamileyo waseMelbourne oneminyaka elishumi elinesibhozo, uTjitske Van Vark, uthathe isigqibo sokunxiba njengo-Sexy Gandalf kwisikolo sakhe seMuck Up Day, usuku apho abantu abadala besikolo batsala iiprank kwaye banxibe iimpahla. Wathumela imifanekiso kwi-Tumblr yakhe, kwaye bakhutshwa kwi-ying-yang. Njengoko uVan Vark uxelele iBuzzfeed, Kwiintsuku ezintathu ukubala kwam abalandeli bekuphindwe kathathu, ndifumene imiyalezo emininzi kakhulu.
Ndonwabile ukuba enamava amahle ikakhulu ngale nto. Kubonakala ngathi wayonwabile, kwaye uyonwabela abalandeli bakhe abatsha beTumblr. Nangona kunjalo, kukho inxenye yam enqwenela ukuba le yayingengombono wesinxibo esize naye.
Ndikho konke ukujonga ukuthandana, kunye nokukhetha isinxibo esimnandi. Into endikhathazayo ziinguqulelo ezinomtsalane zesinxibo okanye abalinganiswa esele bekhona kwiinguqulelo ezingezizo ezesini. Sele zininzi iindlela zokukhetha iimpahla ezinxitywayo xa ufuna isex yithang yakho kwaye ufuna ukubonisa ulusu- Playboy Bunny, Emma Frost, Bayonetta- kodwa ayisiyiyo kuphela eyokwenza inguqulelo yesinxibo sangaphandle ngaphandle kokuyila ngokukodwa, ikwabeka phambili inguqulelo ethile isini. Ndinyanisa, U-Hermione Granger oMdaka ? Okokuqala, uHermione wakhula waba sisini yedwa ngobuqaqawuli kunye nokuzithemba kwakhe okwandayo, yiyo loo nto uRon wamthanda. Awudingi ukumfaka kwihempe emxinwa kunye nesiketi esifutshane (kakhulu) esifutshane seGryffindor yenza uyamthanda. Okwesibini, ukuba kuphela kwendlela ofuna ukunxiba ngayo njengomlinganiswa kukuba ungababelana ngesondo nabo- mhlawumbi awunabo ngokwenene ufuna ukunxiba loo ndoda? Ingcinga nje.
Emva koko kukho ulindelo olungalinganiyo lokuba abantu basetyhini kufuneka bathenge iimpahla ezinomtsalane kwaye babe nomtsalane kwiHalloween. Kunjalo, ngokuqinisekileyo zikhona iimpahla zamadoda amnandi kananjalo, kodwa njengoko ubusiya kwimibhiyozo yeHalloween, okanye njengoko uqhubeka nokuzimasa kule nyanga iphela, ucinga ukuba ngoobani abo baziva benyanzelekile ukuba babenomtsalane kwiHalloween? Jonga ngeenxa zonke.
Ke, kwakhona: Sexy Gandalf:
NGOKUBA -U-Van Vark utshabalalisa iindima zesini ngokongeza into yobufazi kwiqhawe eliyindoda.
NGE - Wayecinga ukuba isinxibo sasihlekisa- kwaye yintoni kanye ehlekisayo ngendoda eyindoda kumnatha weentlanzi kwizithende? Ngaba amadoda ayarhuqa, okanye agqitha abafazi, okanye abantu besini esahlukileyo sisisiqhulo? Ngaba kusafuneka sithembele kwiitrope ezifanayo zeeyuks? Kwaye kutheni singahleki nabani na onxibe iblukhwe?
NGOKUBA -U-Van Vark uqinisekisa ubuni bakhe.
NGE -Xa esitsho izinto ezinje ngeyona nto intle nangona sele inxanelwe uGandalf endiyenzileyo. Ukunyaniseka, akukho nto ilunge ngaphezu kokubona abantu besithi 'Ndifuna ukugcoba uGandalf' ngenxa yam!, Kuyacaca ukuba ngokwenene akakhange ayicinge into yokuba ayisiyiGandalf le bayinxanelweyo. Isizathu sokuba abantu bafune ukugcoba iGandalf kungenxa yokuba babona intombazana ibonisa umlenze efotweni. I-Gandalf egobele isini ibiya kuphola yodwa. I-Gandalf ejongene nesini esahlukileyo iyasusa kuloo nto.
Kwakhona, andikho apha ukuba ndihlazeke. Ukujonga umtsalane ayongxaki. Iingxaki kum zivela xa umntu ezama ukulala ngesondo ngelixa ehambelana nomgangatho othile, omxinwa, kwaye loo mgangatho usetyenziswa ngokungalinganiyo kwabasetyhini. Ndiyathetha, ngekuyinto entle ukuba anganxiba njengoGandalf kwaye anxibe umqondiso ozibiza ngokuba nguSex Gandalf. Oko , Ngendandicinga ukuba iyamangalisa. Emveni kwakho konke, yintoni e-sexier kunamandla omlingo ? Kwakhona bekuya kuba kuhle. Iinethi zentlanzi kunye nezithende zenza nje isinxibo njengazo zonke iimpahla ezinomtsalane apho, zinqongophele kuyilo. Ingayinto entle ukuba singayeka ukunxiba isinxibo ngale ndlela, endaweni yoko abantu bagqibe ngokwabo ukuba yintoni abayifumana ishushu okanye hayi.
Ucinga ntoni? Uyayithanda le ndoda? Uyifumana ingxaki? Uwudibanisa njani umnqweno wokuba ubonakale u-sexy kunye nolwazelelo lwakho lobufazi? Ukubuza iingqondo zifuna ukwazi!
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