UTed Cruz ugxeka uMsebenzi ongaqondakaliyo ngokuthanda iTwitter Tweet kwiAkhawunti yakhe yobuqu

Wenze kakuhle @TedCruz ukusebenzisa amandla okuthanda ukubonisa ububi be-porn #Ukusela pic.twitter.com/SQDPh1cRTp

-UJimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) NgoSeptemba 12, 2017

Emva kokuba i-Intanethi iqhume gwenxa ngenxa yeakhawunti kaTed Cruz yeTwitter ekhathaza iphonografi, i-uber-Conservative Senator kunye nomnini wobuso obulusizi emhlabeni bathi ayinguye.

Ngokwe-Daily Beast, impendulo ka-Cruz yeentatheli yahamba ngoluhlobo:

Kukho inani labantu kwiqela elinokufikelela kwiakhawunti, kwaye kubonakala ngathi umntu othile ngokungacacanga ucofe iqhosha elinje, utshilo, eqonda ukuba umba uza kujongwana nawo ngaphakathi, kodwa wayengenabungozi. Yayingumbandela wabasebenzi, kwaye wawungachazwanga. Kwakuyimpazamo, yayingelilo isenzo sangabom. Isenzo senze umlilo kwi-intanethi uhlala kude kube ngorhatya lwangoLwesibini. U-Cruz ngokuqhula wongeze, Mhlawumbi bekufanele ukuba senze into enje ngexesha leprayimari yase-Indiana.

INDLELA YOKUBONISA UKUHLEKA! Esi siqhulo esihlekisayo esivela kwigremlin eyakhe ikhondo lokuzama ukwenza umthetho ngobomi babantu kunye nemizimba. Ukuqikelela, impendulo ye-Twitter kwi-politico ye-porn ngathi yayiyinto entle.

Kuyandomeleza ngokwenene ukuba i-intanethi iyakwazi ukuyeka ukuhleka kunye kunye ne-ted cruz

-Jon hendren (@fart) NgoSeptemba 12, 2017

Eyona nto imbi kakhulu kunokucinga ukuba uTed Cruz ubukele iphonografi ucinga ngoTed Cruz kwenye.

-George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) NgoSeptemba 13, 2017

UTed Cruz nangawuphi na umzuzu & # x1f602;

… Nayo le yeyam yokuqala eyenziweyo. Ukunyuka okukhulu ukuya kwiTed. pic.twitter.com/yrf402IfB1

-Liza Charlton (@straightup_liza) NgoSeptemba 13, 2017

Indoda, uTed Cruz angavuma nje ukuba uyayithanda iphonografi kwaye iya kuba yeyona nto iphambili kunye nomgangatho womntu kuphela.

-Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) NgoSeptemba 13, 2017

Oku kundikhumbuza ixesha elininzi endandilithanda ngengozi intetho kaTed Cruz kwi-PornHub.

-Sofie Hagen (@SofieHagen) NgoSeptemba 12, 2017

Nye @iqosweb ufuna ubulungu beprimiyamu ?? Ndiyazi mfo pic.twitter.com/kDmHrZtmJk

-I-Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) NgoSeptemba 12, 2017

Ngokunyanisekileyo akufuneki sibe nzima kuTed Cruz, ekubeni bobabini ababulali beZodiac kunye nonyana wendoda eyadubula iJFK akukho lula.

-Mustapha Itani (@mustaphahitani) NgoSeptemba 13, 2017

Ndingathumela ii-tweets kule vein imnandi kakhulu ngonaphakade, kuba uTed Cruz uyoyikeka kwaye i-Intanethi iyonwabile ngokufanelekileyo kule meko. Ukucaca, andinakukhathalela uTed Cruz-okanye umntu othile ongaziwayo ongaziwayo (ngubani mhlawumbi ohlala eCanada?) - ukubukela iphonografi. Iphonografi ilungile.

Hayi, uTed Cruz ufanele ukugcotywa kuba ungcwele umhanahanisi ozigqitha njengosapho oxabise ezopolitiko oya kuthi abize nawuphina umntu asebenza naye kwesi sikhundla. UTed Cruz yindoda eyadlulisela phambili umsebenzi wayo ngokwala amalungelo abanye abantu ukuba bafune ukonwaba ngokwesondo. Wayekhe waphikisa ukuba abantu babengenayo inkqubo efanelekileyo yokuphulula amalungu esini kwaye balwa nokuvalwa kwezixhobo ezingamanyala, iithoyi zesini.

Inkwenkwezi yeMercury ibeka imbali edlulileyo yeCroz ngesihloko:

[Cruz] wayekhe waphikisa ngokusemthethweni ukuba abantu abanayo inkqubo efanelekileyo yokuphulula amaphambili, I-Vanity Fair ixeliwe ngo-Epreli 2016.

Oko kukuthi, abantu abanalo ilungelo lokuvuselela amalungu abo esini ngeenjongo ezingezizo ezonyango ezingahambelani nokuzala okanye ngaphandle kobudlelwane phakathi kwabantu.

U-Cruz, okanye iqela lakhe lezomthetho xa wayeligqwetha jikelele lase-Texas, wenza le ngxoxo kwiphepha elinomthetho elinamaphepha angama-76 ekhusela ukuvalwa kwe-Lone Star State ekuthengiseni iithoyi zesini.

[…] Ngamafutshane, uCruz wathi ukuvala izixhobo ezingamanyala kululutho kuluntu, kwaye urhulumente kufuneka anikwe amandla amapolisa ngeenjongo zokuthintela umdla wokuziphatha okubi ngokwesini, ukulwa ukuthengiswa kwezesondo kunye nokukhusela abantwana.

Ngapha koko, kusetyenziswa izixhobo ezingamanyala, urhulumente waphikisa, wayefana nokuqesha unongogo okanye ukuzibandakanya kwi-bigamy evumayo.

Nokuba umntu othanda iphonografi nguTed Cruz okanye umntu osebenza kuTed Cruz owayefuna ukusebenzela umntu oziqhenyayo esenza izinto ezinje ngokuxelela abantu ukuba abanako ukuphulula amalungu esini ngaphandle kweenjongo zokuzala, kukho uhanahaniso olukhulu entliziyweni ebolileyo yenqanawa embi iCroz.

Andinakutsho ukuba ndiyamangaliswa -ngokuqhelekileyo ziingcinezelo ezicinezelayo ezicinezelayo ezigqibela ngokufihlakeleyo kwizenzo abazilolisayo. Ndiyathetha, ngaba kukho umntu owake wacinga nzulu malunga nesenzo sokuvuselela amalungu esini ngaphandle kweTexas junior Senator Ted Cruz?

Ngoku nceda undixolele ngelixa ndihlamba ingqondo yam kwi-bleach ukulibala ukuba yonke le nto yenzekile.

(nge Irhamncwa lemihla ngemihla , umfanekiso: screengrab)