Kutheni le nto kufuneka kubekho iibhegi ezininzi ze-Intanethi? Umkhosi uyavusa ayikaze ihlolwe kuninzi loluntu ngokubanzi, kwaye sele kukho ii-n’er-do-wells ezikwi-intanethi ngabom zonakalisa abantu.
Esihogweni, uBrianna Wu wakhankanya kwiintsuku ezimbalwa ezidlulileyo ukuba oku kuyenzeka kwi-Twitter, kwaye abaphangi ekubhekiswa kubo babekhangeleka bejolise kubasetyhini:
Namhlanje, umntu othile wenze iakhawunti ye-Twitter ngenjongo eyodwa yokonakalisa iiMfazwe zeNkwenkwezi kubafazi abaninzi. Bayithumela ngomfanekiso ngohlobo olukhulu.
-Brianna Wu (@Spacekatgal) UDisemba 16, 2015
* uncwina * Ngokwenene? Ewe, ungaze woyike, kuba uStephen Colbert, uHarrison Ford, kunye noReddit bacebise izisombululo kulwaphulo olungekho mthethweni. UStephen Colbert, njengoko ubona kule vidiyo ingentla, konke malunga nokulwa nomlilo. Ucebisa ukukhukula i-intanethi ngabonakalisi bobuxoki ukukhusela abalandeli ngokuchasene nabaphangi bokwenene abajikelezayo. Sebenzisa i-hashtag #spoilerspoilers, ebesele enegalelo kumzamo ngeempawu ezinje:
USamuel L. Jackson ubuyela ebomini njengoMace Windu kwaye uyadanduluka, Yintoni esipaji sakho? #kwiintsi -UStephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) NgoDisemba 17, 2015
Kukho indawo apho iChewbacca ingena kwitshokholethi emnyama kwaye kufuneka ichithe ubusuku kugqirha wezilwanyana. #kwiintsi
-UStephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) NgoDisemba 17, 2015
Nje ukuba wonke umntu afumanise ukuba zimnandi, ii-Ewoks zizingelwa zaphela. #kwiintsi -UStephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) NgoDisemba 17, 2015
Ngokuqinisekileyo isisombululo esihlekisayo, kwaye esinye sifuna ubuchule. Nangona kunjalo, iReddit ayizukuma kwezi shenanigans. NgokukaSlashdot , I-Reddit i-straight-up ithintela abantu abathumelayo Force Ukuvusa abaphangi-nokuba kukukhohlisa -kukuba uninzi lwabasebenzisi babo basandula ukubethwa ngabaphangi ngemiyalezo yabucala kuba abantu kufuneka bafumane izinto zokuzonwabisa zokwenyani .
UHan Solo ngokwakhe, uHarrison Ford, uphakamisa isisombululo esilula ngakumbi. Ngokutsho kweBuzzfeed , umdlali weqonga wabongoza abalandeli ukuba benze into elungileyo kwaye bangabi njalo Laa mfo :
Yeka loo nto. Sukwenza oko. Nceda ungayenzi loo nto. Sukwenza oko, kuba abantu bahlawula ukuze bangene kwaye kufuneka bafumane imovie. Thetha ngayo kamva. Ndiyacela. Musa ukuxelela abantu ukuba kwenzeka ntoni ngaphambi kokuba baye kwindawo yokubonela.
Uyihlawulele. Ke mabayihlawule. Kwaye mabonwabele ulwaneliseko olupheleleyo lokufumana amava, kuba ufuna abaphulaphuli bakho babe namava, bangabi nanto bayinikwayo. Kukho imenyu, ukhetha into ofuna ukuyithatha kuyo. Kodwa awufuni ukuyonakalisa.
Ngokukrakra, musa nje. Kwaye ukuba ukhathazekile ngokuba kwisiphelo sabaphangi, khumbula ukuba kuhlala kukho le Force Force ibrawuza eyandisiweyo esikuxelele ngayo onokuyifaka ukuze uzikhusele. Ke kwakhona, Iimfazwe zeNkwenkwezi: Umkhosi uyavusa Iqala ngokusemthethweni ngomso. Siyazi ukuba wonke umntu okwiplanethi okhathaleleyo konke konke uza kuyibona emva kosuku okanye ezimbini ... kwaye konke oku kuyakugqitywa.
Siza kukhululeka!
(nge Kotaku )
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