Uxolo, Mike Bloomberg. Obi-Wan Kenobi Awunguye.

U-Obi-Wan Kenobi ukhwaza

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UMike Bloomberg akasekho, uphume ugqatso lokutyunjwa kukaMongameli kwiDemokhrasi, kwaye sonke singamdumisa nawuphi na uthixo esikholelwa kuye. Kodwa akathethi ngako, esilwa noDonald Trump esebenzisa Idabi leenkwenkwezi izikhombisi, kwaye ndifuna uxolo. Asinakuba nalo uxolo?

Xa uDonald Trump engena kuTwitter.com kwaye ehlekisa ngusodolophu wangaphambili we-NYC ngaphezulu kwesityalo sakhe se-Super ngoLwesibini kunye nokuphuma kwakhe kugqatso, iBloomberg igqibe kwelokuba iphinde ibuye ngomzuzu we-icon. Idabi leenkwenkwezi I-franchise, kodwa mhlawumbi nguye kuphela ombonayo ekukhanyeni kweqhawe:

Indawo ekuthethwa ngayo ibonisa u-Obi-Wan Kenobi kunye noDarth Vader bajonge kwindawo yokuqala Idabi leenkwenkwezi , Abahlobo ababini bakudala banyanzelwa ukuba balwe bodwa. Isicatshulwa esithandwa nguBloomberg sithi Ukuba uyandibetha, ndiya kuba namandla ngakumbi kunokuba ungacinga, kuba usazokusebenzisa ubutyebi bakhe obuninzi ukuphembelela unyulo oluvela kuhlobo lomgqatswa weyona nto ingaphaya.

Into kukuba ... khange ayicinge kanye le nto ithethwayo ngaye njengomntu abonayo ubutyebi njengoMkhosi oyimfihlakalo obopha indalo iphela kunye naye njengegorha lokuba kunye nayo. Intle intengiso kuye, ubuncinci.

Nantsi into: Ndinqwenela ukuba ezopolitiko zinokuma ngeememes. Andizukuvotela kuba ulungile kuTwitter. Ndizokuvotela ngokusekwe kwimigaqo-nkqubo yakho nakwizicwangciso zakho malunga nendlela yokuphumeza kulawulo lwakho. Uyenza i- Idabi leenkwenkwezi Joke ukuba ngumlenze kunye nabantwana ayenzi lonto kum, fam.

Into ehlekisayo kukuba umlinganiswa ka-Obi-Wan Kenobi angamthiya ngokupheleleyo umntu ofana noMike Bloomberg. Yabona, nantsi into elungileyo malunga nezalathiso zenkcubeko ye-pop: Thina balandeli sazi okuninzi malunga nepropathi ekubhekiswa kuyo esinokuthi sikurhuqe ngokungathandabuzeki kokungaqondi isalathiso ozama ukusenza.

(Kuyavunywa, ezinye iimpendulo emva koko zazisetyenziswa nguTrump Idabi leenkwenkwezi abalinganiswa, kunye NO. Shiya umntwana uYoda yedwa, nina zilo.)

Ngapha koko, u-Obi-Wan Kenobi wayeza kutsala uMike Bloomberg ngodaka. Uxolo, iibhiliyoni, iJedi inokuzonda. Andenzi mithetho.

Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!

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