Ngcwele uhlala uthanda ihashe elingenantloko ngesixhobo esizenzekelayo , zeziphi iziqendu! Kwaye ngoku kufuneka silinde iinyanga yexesha lesibini. Kuba ndiyazi ukuba abanye babafundi bethu bakwicingo malunga nokunikela Umngxunya wolala Zama, ndifuna nje ukuyithetha le nto ngaphambili: Ibinzana elithi zombie uGeorge Washington lithethwe kaninzi ngeli xesha, isiphelo sexesha elinamaxesha amabini. Ke unokufuna ukubamba ngexesha le-hiatus. Yitsho nje. Dibana nathi .
Siqala ngoncedo oluthile lokuhlekisa ngohlobo lwe-Ichabod olunobunzima malunga ne-voicemail kunye nemiyalezo ebhaliweyo kodwa ukuhambisa iilori ngendlela entle. Ungcono no lomfo , kunjalo. UAbbie usesimweni esihle sokuvuya-iyapocalypse iyeza, kodwa ke, uyakuyiphatha, U-ABBIE FREAKING MILLS-de kube ngu-CHOVERLORD u-Andy Brooks abonakale ezokutsala u-Abbie wakhe, nceda ungabulali nguMoloki, ndiyakuthanda ! yesiqhelo kwakhona. Yeah yeah. Wonke umntu kulo mboniso uyamthanda u-Abbie, ngokuthandana okanye ngenye indlela. Ngena emgceni, mfo. Utshela ukuba i-Ichabod iprofetwe ukuhambisa umphefumlo wayo kuMoloki, into e-Ichabod sele ixelele yona, gawd UAndy. Kodwa ngaphambi kokuba aqhekeze izikhonkwane u-Abbie wamfaka ngaphakathi kwaye wagxadazela waya emathunjini amnika ulwazi olutsha: UMoleki ufuna i-Washington's Bible kuba kukho into kuyo ebonisa indlela eya kwimephu ebaluleke kakhulu.
Ngeli xesha u-Ichabod uzilungiselela ngokukhumbula igama elinye-uLazaro- loo Washington yaphosa enye yeencoko zabo. Ndiza kubiza i-BS kwi-Ichabod ndiyiqala umkhondo ombi kakhulu ukuba kwakungasekelwanga ukuba ungumlandeli # 1 womfana waseWashington. Umbize ngokuba nguGeneral wam othandekayo kule ndawo kwaye ndiyenzile le nto. Uyazi ngaphambi kokuba asweleke wayikhuphela yonke incoko babini ababenayo kwi-scrapbook ezele ziintliziyo ezi-doodled. Isalathiso sikhokelela u-Ichabod kumyalezo weBhayibhile ofihlakeleyo, oxelela u-Ichabod ukuba emva kokusweleka kukaWashington, ii-warlocks -enye yazo yayinguKnapp, umfundisi wehashe elingenantloko wabulala ekuqaleni kwesizini-wamvusa ukuze azobe imephu yentlambululo-miphefumlo.
Ndandiqhula malunga ne-zombie George Washington kwi-recap yeveki ephelileyo, kodwa khange ndicinge ukuba inokwenzeka nyani! Kuyavunywa, i-G-Wash yafumana i-zombiefied ngokufutshane kwindawo ebonakalayo, kwaye wayengenayo ne-hankering yeengqondo, kodwa sekunjalo. Ndiza kuthatha endinokukufumana.
Kwakhona, kwavela kule ngqungquthela ukuba i-Ichabod yayisetyenziselwa ukuthandana noBetsy Ross. Ngubani owaziyo ukuba wayenencasa entle?
Emva kokuba u-Ichabod efumene u-Abbie malunga nokuba unefowuni endala kangakanani na-ekhula ngokukhawuleza! -Babelana nge-Intel kwimephu nase-Ichabod. U-Abbie uvule malunga nenyaniso yokuba inqaku lokugqibela liyimbumbulu kuye, hayi kuba engathembi i-Ichabod, kodwa ngenxa yemicimbi yakhe evela ekungcatshweni kwabantwana.
Umntu uza kunika omnye umntu phezulu. Ndiyayiva.
Ichabod, okwangoku, yiyo yonke Yaaaaay, ndingamhlangula umfazi wam kwiPurgatory ade u-Abbie amkhumbuze ukuba ukumisa i-Apocalypse yeyona nto iphambili apha, Kulungile? Bahamba bayokuzibandakanya nentwana yokuphanga isidumbu-kujika ubuhlalu bomthandazo kaKnapp babebandakanyekile kwisiko lovuko, ke ukuba uHenry uMoni-odlayo angazifumana izandla zakhe anganakho ukuqonda ukuba imephu ikuphi.
Kodwa ithambile! Ukungenelela ngokukhawuleza kwe-Irving! Akekho kwesi siqendu kakhulu (* sob *), kodwa into anayo ilungile ngokwenene (ngendlela ephawuleka, yiyo loo nto). Ukucima amapolisa kulo mboniso kwenza owona msebenzi wamapolisa , ke xa ipolisa kunye nomfundisi kwisaqendu sokugqibela babulawa ngelixa begade uMacey bagqiba kwelokuba bajonge kuyo endaweni yokuphazamiseka ngokulula ngokungathi bakomnye umdlalo weqonga ongaphaya kwendalo. Bonke ubungqina bukhomba uMacey, kodwa endaweni yokuzama ukucacisa ukuba intombi yakhe ibinedemon xa ibamba intamo yomfundisi (umnxeba olungileyo-lowo ngekhe usebenze) u-Irving uyavuma ekubulaweni ngokwakhe.
Ixesha lesibini. UJenny, wena noMacey niyadibana ukuze nimkhuphe entolongweni, akunjalo?
Emangcwabeni uHenry konke ukulungele ukutyumba ezinye ezimnandi, nezono ezimnandi ezivela kwimisonto yomthandazo kaKnapp, kodwa zigadwe yihex. UAbbie udadaza umbono wokuba mhlawumbi mabayeke nje imephu ibekhona-iWashington yayifuna i-Ichabod ukuyifumana, ngokuqinisekileyo, kodwa izinto ziye zehla ukusukela ngoko kwaye noMongameli wayengekho ncam malunga nokuhlaziya isicwangciso. Ukuhambisa umyalezo ngePurgatory kunakho unobangela i-Apocalypse, ungayithinteli. Kodwa elinye lamajoni kaMoloki ahlasela uHenry amenza yena noIchabod bazimisele ngakumbi ukufumana imephu kwaye baphumelele umlo wobubi ngokuchasene nobubi kube kanye.
Sebenzisa okokukhanya okufutshane uHenry wakwazi ukukufumana kobuhlalu Amagorha ethu abona ukuba imephu kufuneka ingcwatyelwe kunye neWashington kwindawo yokungcwaba eyimfihlo kwisiqithi esikulo mlambo i-Hudson. Xa befika apho i-Ichabod isebenzisa izakhono zabo zokulandela umkhondo weMasonic (simahla nge-12 ye-cerext boxtops, kunye nokuthumela kunye nokuphatha) ukufumana ingcwaba eliyimfihlo. Yeyiphi, ngelishwa, ebanjiweyo. Oko kuya kufaneleka kamva. Bafumana imephu, kodwa ukubaleka kwabo kuthintelwe akukho namnye ngaphandle kuka-CHOVERLORD, owabongoza uMoloki ukuba amenze isixhobo emva kokuba u-Abbie enqabe eyakhe Awunyanzelekanga ukuba ulwe ne-Apocalypse! umnikelo.
UKUZA OKUQHELEKILEYO KWI-CAGE YAM, kwaye NDISENZA OKULUNGILEYO.
Kananjalo, kwiincoko eziNdlela eziCeke ngakumbi ukubuyela emva, kwindlela eya engcwabeni u-Abbie no-Henry babencokola kamnandi malunga nesiprofetho sokuba u-Ichabod uzokungcatsha umphefumlo ka-Abbie kuMoloki. It ngu Isiprofeto esisemthethweni, uHenry uyavuma, kodwa sisuka kwisimilo esaliwe, ngoko ke ngekhe kwenzeke. Yiya Purgatory! Uya kuba fiiiiiine .
UHenry isono-utya i-Bug Monster u-Andy kancinci (oko kuvakala kungalunganga), kwaye kwanele ukumnkqonkqoza kwaye avumele umntu wakhe ongeyidemon ukuba avele kwisibini sokuqhekeka. Uxelela u-Abbie ukuba atshabalalise imephu kwaye uyamcela ukuba amkhulule, nto leyo ayenzayo nge-poker kwingqondo. RIP, CHOVERLORD.
KODWA Linda. U-Andy ekubeni ngumkhonzi omncinci wobubi ophazamisayo ubangele ukuba kuvulwe ingcwaba, kodwa u-Ichabod usebenzisa iMfihlo yakhe yoLwazi lweMason ukufumana eyona nto ilifti yakudala. I-poker kwingqondo yayingenelanga ukubulala u-Andy, ke u-Abbie wenza ukuba ingcwaba libambe imigibe, ebangela ukuba ingcwaba liwe ngeenxa zonke kuye. Ke… ubanjiwe, akafanga, akunjalo? Uyabuya? Ndidinga ngaphezulu Cho.
Emuva kumphezulu u-Abbie uxelela uIchabod into eyathethwa nguAndy malunga nokutshabalalisa imephu, kwaye uyavuma ukuba ingumbono olungileyo, ngoko ke uyayilayita. Oko kuyamcaphukisa uHenry, kuba unjalo loyiso gung-ho la maNgqina mabini afika kwiPurgatory ngesiquphe. Hmm.
UAbbie uthembisa uIchabod nokuba ngaphandle kwemephu baya kufumana indlela yokukhulula uKatrina. Oko kuyinyani ngakumbi kunokuba eyazi: Nje ukuba u-Ichabod abuyele kwikhabhathi usebenzisa inkumbulo yakhe ye-eidetic ukuyilahla kwakhona. Kukho indoda enye iinyembezi ehlala ihleli njengoko esenza, njengoko ethe wangcatsha u-Abbie kunye nesizathu sokulwa ne-Apocalypse ngenxa yokuhlangula umfazi wakhe. Kodwa konke kuvela kakuhle. HA HA, HAYI.
Siqala isiqendu sesibini ngoHenry ephupha apho uMoloki ebiza uMkhweli wehashe wesibini ebomini. Kukwakho nokusithwa kwelanga yinyanga, kuba yonke incopho ye-quasi-yebhayibhile ephezulu kakhulu iyayidinga. Ichabod yiyo kanjalo ukuba nephupha elimangalisayo, elichaza iyelenqe lakhe… ngaphandle ko-nah. Ngokwenyani ukhubeka nje kwiAmerican Revolution reenactors kwaye kunjalo kakhulu udidekile umzuzwana ngaphambi kokuba azisongele kwaye aqhubeke nokuthenga impahla efanayo nale ayinxibayo ngoku, ngaphandle kwale ibinganxitywa sisidumbu kangangeminyaka engama-250. Nantsi ke inkonzo oyithandayo. Sikelela. Emuva kule ndlwana uxelela uJenny (ulapha uJenny, yaaaaaay ) uyala ukulahla idyasi yakhe kuba akafuni ukuba iihipsters zibenayo. Ngaphandle kokuba ebabiza ngokuba ngabenzi bobugcisa bemarmalade, kodwa nantoni na. Ezahlukileyo.
Ngokuchaza iphupha likaHenry iqela labachasene ne-Apocalyspe libonisa ukuba uMoloki uceba ukubiza iMfazwe, owesibini kwabane bamahashe, kwangalo mini. Oo, kwaye oku kuyenzeka kanye emva kweminyaka eyi-13 emva kokudibana kuka-Abbie noJenny. Imfazwe inokuthintelwa ukuba ivele ngokundwendwela ngokubeka isipelingi esibophelelayo kwisiqwenga somhlaba aya kuthi avele kuso, kodwa ekuphela komntu onokuphosa loo spell uligqwirha. Kwaye inye kuphela igqwirha eliyaziyo livaleleke kwiPurgatory, elingenakufika kulo, kuba uIchabod wayitshisa imephu…
… Emva koko waphinda wayiphinda.
Ndigcine usuku. Yivume, Abbie. Akukho mntu unokumelana nenja yam yenja.
UAbbie, uIchabod, noHenry bazakulandela imephu kwaye bafumane indlela yokungena kwiPurgatory, ngelixa uJenny ezokuhlala ngasemva aze abambe ngaphezulu kweerekhodi zikaSheriff Corbin ukuzama ukufumana ukuba isihogo uMoloki sasithetha ngantoni xa wayegculela uIchabod malunga negama likaSanta. Ezo teyiphu, ngasendleleni, ziza ngoncedo luka-Irving, owayecinga ukubamba u-Abbie nangona nje wabanjwa ngenxa yokubulala. Ndiyazisola ngokungabikho kwexesha endinalo ukuze ndenze iiglass zelanga zikaFrank Irving gif ngoku.
Kukho imeko entle yeemvakalelo phakathi koodade baseMills ngaphambi kokuba u-Abbie ahambe. UHenry uxwayisa u-Abbie no-Ichabod ukuba iPurgatory iya kuzama ukubakhohlisa, kwaye ukuba batya okanye basela nantoni na xa belapho kuyakufuneka bahlale I-EV-ER. Uyazi, izinto eziqhelekileyo zeentsomi. Nje ukuba bangene ngesango i-Ichabod kunye no-Abbie bohlulwe kwangoko. UAbbie ufumanisa ukuba uyaphola noCorbin noAndy, kwaye uIchabod uyasuswa aye kwindawo katata wakhe eNgilane. Zombini ezi fantasy ziyilelwe ukukhohlisa izifundo zabo ukuba bacinge ukuba baphila ubomi ababehlala befuna ngaphambi kokuba zonke ezi zinto zingcolileyo ze-Apocalypse ziqale ukwehla. Umphezulu ka-Abbie weklasi yakhe eQuantico. Ichabod, engazange ijike kwicala lobukoloniyali, iyavunywa njengotata. Bobabini bafumanisa ukuba kuqhubeka ntoni Nguyen ngaphambi kokutya okanye ukusela into.
Kwaye esi siqendu seHashe elingenantloko elinesiHlomelo seZixhobo esiZenzekelayo soBugqwirha obuGqibeleleyo siya kwesi sibini sithandekayo:
Ndifuna iphepha lodonga indlu yam kwezi. Ndifuna ukubatshata. Ndifuna i-Headless Corbin kunye ne-Pez Dispenser Brooks ukuqala iqela.
UAbbie noIchabod bayafumana kwaye baqinisekise ukuba bangabo abathi bakunye ne-Epic Fistbump yabo yobuhlobo kunye nokuGqwesa okuGqwesileyo. Bafika ecaweni kwaye bafumana uKatrina, obonakala ngathi akothukile ukubabona, kodwa nokuba yeyiphi na. She harshes their Siza kukukhupha apha! buzz ngokubazisa ukuba, uxolo, umphefumlo ufuna uxolelo ukushiya iPurigator. Ubungazi?
UKATRINA. Ubungenakubaxelela ngaphambili? Uyazi ukuba i-Ichabod izama ukufumana indlela yokukukhupha! Kuya kufuneka usebenze kwingxaki yakho yokufihla .
Kodwa inye indlela uKatrina anokushiya ngayo: Ukuba omnye umphefumlo uhlala ngasemva endaweni yakhe.
UIchabod noAbbie bobabini bacela ukuhlala ngasemva, kodwa nguAbbie ophumelela umlo. Akafuni kuhlala ePurgatory ukuze uKatrina abaleke kwaye uIchabod abe kunye nenkosikazi yakhe. Akafuni nokuhlala ukuze uKatrina asebenzise umlingo wakhe wobugqi ukubopha uMfazwe. Hayi ufuna ukuhlala ePurgatory kuba kulapho uMoloki kwaye uneshishini elingagqitywanga nalo mamafrakker. Ke yonke loo nto yokungcatsha yayingumbala obomvu: Isiprofeto malunga nelinye iNgqina elincama umphefumlo womnye kwiPurgatory ngobugcisa yinyani, kodwa yenziwa ngohlobo lokuba u-Abbie enze ukhetho ngokwakhe, egcina iarhente yakhe kunye NOKUKHUSELEKA OKUNGUNAPHAKADE.
U-Ichabod uthembisa ukuba uza kubuya amfumane, kwaye uKatrina umnika imbasa ekhethekileyo eza kumnceda alwe noMoloki. Emva kokuba u-Ichabod noKatrina bemkile kwiPurgatory u-Abbie unento encinci yokulwa noMoloki, emva koko ubaleka ukuya kudibanisa. Uphelela ekubanjweni kwindlu yododoli-ekhethekileyo evela ku-Abbie kunye noJenny ebuntwaneni, kungekuphela nje unodoli ongacwangciswanga ovele kumahlathi enkungu yePurgatory-eneenguqulelo zobuntwana bakhe kunye nodadewabo.
UJenny uza kuba piiiiiiississ ukuba udadewabo ubambekile. Ukuthetha ngoJenny, ukuba ubunamathandabuzo, yena kwaye uhlala ngasemva akahambi kunye kukonke . Emva kokuva uCorbin ethetha ngecawa kwenye yeekhasethi zakhe uyokuphanda. Ngeli thuba ulapho uqaphela iqhina legama leNgcwele kwangoko. Kukho iinkcukacha, kodwa eyona nto ibilayo kukuba uHenry ukwicala likaMoloki. Usendleleni eya kuxelela u-Abbie, engazi ukuba udade wakhe ubambeke kwiPurgatory, xa uHorse ongenantloko ebonakala kwaye embangela ukuba aphule imoto yakhe. Kwaye emva koko ukhwela nje ungajonganga ukuba ufile na. Iphi intloko yakho, mhlekazi? Iphi intloko yakho ?!
Ke, ewe. Imfazwe kaHenry eneneni, uMkhweli weHashe lesiBini we-Apocalypse. U-Ichabod noKatrina bafumanisa ukuba xa uKatrina ezama ukubopha iMfazwe kodwa efumanisa, yhuu, umzimba wakhe awusekho. UAbbie ufumanisa esemncinci! UAbbie umcacisela ukuba yena kunye nomncinci! UJenny ngokwenene ziinkumbulo ezithathwe kwaba dade babini emva kokudibana kwabo okokuqala noMoloki. Yabona, uMoleki akazange avele nje kwiPurgatory kwezinye ii-Starbucks. Ngaloo mini ehlathini yayinjalo xa uMfazwe wayebizelwa, yiyo loo nto uAbbie wayekhokelwe apho naye. Kuphela, ukuba ngumntwana kwaye ndingazi nokuba uliNgqina, kwakungekho nto wayenokuyenza ukuyinqanda. UMoloch ukuthatha iinkumbulo zabo kutheni u-Abbie noJenny bengamazi uHenry ukuba ungubani kanye kanye.
Icebo lijijekile, kodwa ayimangalisi. Emva kwayo yonke le ntetho ingokungcatshwa umntu othile bekuya kuba kubi. UHenry wayesebenza kakuhle kwesi siqendu sonke, kwaye kukutsiba nje okufutshane ukusuka kuHenry ukusebenzela uMoloch ukuya kwiHorseman yesibini. Ndoda, kwaye ndivile ukuba kuzakubakho uphambene jika kwimizuzu emihlanu edlulileyo, nayo. Ndikulindele kakhulu mo-yintoni leyo? UHENRY UKWAKHO KANYE ICHABOD KUNYE NONYANA KA-KATRINA JEREMY?!
Kuvela ukungcwatywa sisivumelwano sikaKatrina ngaphezulu kweminyaka engama-200 kuqhuba uJeremy bonkers eziphambeneyo , kwaye xa uMoleki embizayo wayezimisele kakhulu ukunceda inkosi yakhe entsha ukuba ibe ngumkhweli wehashe, konke ukuze akwazi ukujija phezu kwabantu babini kuphela awayefanele abhekise umsindo wakhe kubo: Abazali abamshiyayo bengathandi. Nguye owabonakala kuKatrina kwiPurgatory kwaye wamxelela malunga neZono zokutya, nto leyo eyabangela ukuba uKatrina axelele u-Abbie malunga nabo, yindlela uAbbie weza ngayo ukulandelela uHenry / Jeremy / War phantsi. Umkhweli wehashe ongenantloko ukhwela phezulu aze anike uHenry itywina lesibini ngokutshintshiselana-uqikelele-uKatrina, lowo uHenry ( unyana wakhe ) unkqonkqoza engazi ngomlingo wakhe omkhulu kwaye upakisha ukuze abenomlingane wakhe wangaphambili. UHenry waphula itywina, ngokusebenza kwakhe njengeMfazwe kunye nokuzisa inqanaba lesibini le-Apocalypse. Ngokubhekisele kuIchabod, uHenry wamngcwaba ephila engcwabeni uHenry ngokwakhe wayevaleleke iminyaka emininzi.
Oku… wow. Ndacinga ukuba uHenry uza kuhamba kakubi. Kwaye bendicinga ukuba uJeremy uza kubuya ngelinye ixesha. Kodwa khange ndiyicinge into yokuba bangangulo mntu! Ke ngoku ukusweleka kukaKatrina ngumthandi wejilted kunye neMfazwe nguKatrina kunye nonyana oyinkedama kaIchabod. Ngubani omnye abamsindisayo besaphila? Ngaba umgcini weeweyitara abalibele ukunikezela ngelinye ixesha ukuba yiNdyikitya yokufa? Ngaba umakazi ongazange amenywe kwindlala yomtshato?
Ndingumntwana, kodwa esi siphelo sasikhona Kulungile . Mntu, yintoni i-cliffhanger. UAbbie ubanjwe kwiPurgatory. U-Katrina uye wakhutshelwa kwenye indawo ngu-Headless. UIchabod wangcwatywa ephila kwaye kucingelwa ukuba ubanjiswe ngomlingo. Ukuba u-Irving akekho entolongweni ngoku, uya kuba kungekudala. UJenny uza mhlawumbi KULUNGILE emva kokonakala kwemoto yakhe (ukuba ufile, ndincede), kodwa kunjalo, ezo ayizizo iingxaki.
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ZISINDISE, KULULA!
(Uqikelelo: IiMasons zibuya ukubonelela ngoncedo lomatshini omncinci deus. Ukulahla uJames Frain emva koko simbulale emva kwesiqendu esinye sasiyintlanzi encinci.)
Bekumnandi, zihlobo. Ndizobuya nezinye Umngxunya wolala uphinda ubuye xa umboniso ubuya… nanini na umboniso uphela ubuya. Enkosi ngokufunda!
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