Amaxesha amathandathu kwiiMfazwe zeNkwenkwezi eziQinisekileyo neeMvakalelo

Kwiminyaka embalwa edlulileyo, bendisandula ukugqiba ukuseta itheyibhile yethu yobuGcisa Alley kwindibano, kwaye ubukhulu bobomi be-R2-D2 busongwe ngokungathi uza kuthenga okanye enye into. Uye walila wajikeleza kum, ndabe ndimile. Yayiyiyunithi ye-R2 elawulwa kude eyenziwe ngumntu onomkhosi wama-501 Idabi leenkwenkwezi abalandeli, abagxila kwi-cosplay echanekileyo kunye nokudala iipropu ezivela kwiimuvi. Bendisazi ukuba ayingo R2 nyani. Mna Ndiyazi lonto! Umntu kungenzeka ukuba wayejikeleze ikona nolawulo lwerimothi, kodwa… wayebonakala eyinyani! Wayesenza ingxolo, ehamba-hamba, kwaye neebhitshi zakhe ezincinci zokubamba ziphumile. Ndilahlekelwe yingqondo yam, ndaqala ukukhala, kwaye andinakuthetha lukhulu ngaphandle koko, R2! Yi-R2! Ulapha! Abahlobo bam, emva kokuba begqibile ukundihleka, babenenkxalabo encinci yokuba ndingahle ndilahlekelwe ngamabhastile. Ndaba nomfanekiso kunye naye kodwa kwakunzima ukuyeka iinyembezi. Ngapha koko, ukusukela ngoko, ngalo lonke ixesha ndibona enye yeempendulo zeR2 endibanweni, ndiziva ngathi ndothuka kakhulu, kwaye amehlo am agcwala iinyembezi. Ndifana neenja ezikhululekileyo zikaPavlov ze-R2-D2. Iinyembezi ezonwabileyo, ndiqinisekile, kwaye khange zibekho njengempendulo yokuqala, kodwa isekhona. Inxalenye yayo, ndicinga ukuba, bendingaqondi ukuba i-R2s eneenkcukacha yayikhona ngaphambi kwelo xesha.

Mhlawumbi kungenxa yokuba yayiyinto ebethelelwe ebuntwaneni bam kunye nokudlala (sasinomdlalo wesibini wokufa kweNkanyezi yokufa eyayine-Space Hole yokuwa kuyo, ngokwenza amanani ezenzo atyhale amanye amanani esenzo ukuba abekho. makube njalo Idabi leenkwenkwezi ibinempembelelo enkulu kuthatho lwam olunzulu ngeSpace Princess njengekhondo elifanelekileyo lomsebenzi. Ngokukrakra, uLeia wayeyinto endifuna ukuba yiyo. Wayenokukhokela, athandane, adubule, kwaye anyikime iintlobo ezahlukeneyo zokubulala. Uye wahlangula isoka lakhe kwaye wayeyinkosazana-y, unozakuzaku, kunye no-badass njengoko ndandifuna ukuba njalo. Wondla omabini amacala omlo wam wangaphakathi phakathi kwentshukumo kunye nefashoni kwaye wanceda usana-lwam ukuba ludibanise ukuba ezo zibongozo akufuneki zihambelane. Nokuba siziphi na izizathu (s) ngasemva kwayo, Idabi leenkwenkwezi ibingoyena mntu kwimithombo yam endiyithandayo yolonwabo uninzi lobomi bam. Ndide ndafunda (uninzi) lweencwadi esele zitshintshelwe kwi-non-canon! Andiqondi ukuba bendiyiqonda nje ukuba ingakanani amandla okundisusa de ndihlale emva kwetafile kwindibano kwindawo yomthengisi, kwaye iR2 ivele yaqengqeleka ebomini bam.

Akukho mfihlo yokuba ndiyayithanda i-Space Opera kunye ne-Space Westerns. Ndiyabathanda abatshitshisi, amatshijolo, izicwangciso ezinobuganga, nazo zonke iibhutsi ezipholileyo kunye nevesti eziza nazo. Njengokuba ndithanda iqhawe elilungileyo, ndikwathanda nothutho olubi ngokungekho semthethweni / uhlobo lokungcakaza, kwaye uHan Solo ulingana nalo mthetho usayilwayo. (#i<3scruffylookingnerfherders) So basically, Idabi leenkwenkwezi Uhlobo lokuba nayo yonke into endingekayazi ukuba ndiza kuyithanda ngonaphakade kwaye ndincedile ekubumbeni izinto endizithandayo kwikamva. Ndiyayithanda eyona trio yoqobo yeemovie kakhulu, nge Umkhosi uyavusa ezayo elandelayo. Ngokungafaniyo nabaninzi Idabi leenkwenkwezi abalandeli, andiyizondi i-prequel trilogy. Andiyithandi njengabanye, kodwa yonke loo nto ibifanele kum Qui-Gon Jinn kunye no-Obi-Wan Kenobi omncinci.

Ke, ngaphandle kokulila ngakumbi (ekungekhoyo kubo kwi-baseball), nazi izihlandlo zam ezithandathu eziphakamileyo Idabi leenkwenkwezi undinike ityala lokuziva! (Kukho ezinye kunjalo, kodwa ezi zezona zintandathu zam eziphezulu!)

Ukufa kukaDarth Vader kwi Ukubuya kweJedi

Ndabona i-original Idabi leenkwenkwezi I-trilogy ngaphambi kwesikolo samabanga aphakamileyo, amaxesha amaninzi ngaphezulu, kodwa ndiyakhumbula ngokucacileyo ixesha lokuqala endiyibukele ngayo ndayiqonda yonke into. Ndandisemncinci kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo kwaye ndibukele imovie kwimfumba yolutsha kwindlu yomhlobo wam osenyongweni. Izibane zaziphantsi, wonke umntu wayethule kwaye ejonge ngenyameko, kwaye xa uDarth Vader etyhalarha uMlawuli phantsi kwe-space chute ukuze asindise uLuka emva koko wacela ukuba unyana wakhe asuse imaski ukuze amjonge ngamehlo, ndacaphuka kakhulu . Nanku umguvela ongacacanga, ekugqibeleni wasabela kolo khanyiso lokukhanya ngaphakathi kuye kwaye wenza into elungileyo… kwaye kwakusele kusemva kwexesha.

Kwakungekho nokuba wayonzakele kakhulu ukuba angasinda ukuze azi unyana wakhe, kodwa nokuba wayesindile, kwakungekho ndawo yokuhlawulelwa kwakhe kwihlabathi awayencede walidala. Yintoni awayenokuyenza? Ngaba uphume kunye nonyana wakhe awayemlandela engayeki ukuwela i-galaxy? Nentombi yakhe wayibamba kwaye wayihlukumeza? Eso sigqibo sokugqibela sokwenza okulungileyo sibuhlungu ngakumbi xa ucinga ukuba u-Anakin wayeyazi yonke le nto xa wazincama ngenxa kaLuka-ndingasathethi ke ngaloo nto Okomzuzwana Kwisandi somculo xa i-badass Imperial Matshi idlalwa kwihabhu encinci edabukisayo (kwimizuzu engama-2.06).

Isicelo sakhe sokuzibona ngamehlo akhe sasisiqinisekiso esiphindwe kabini sokuba akasayi kuphila, njengoko imaski yayiyimfuneko yokuphefumla. Kuyandenza ndizibuze ukuba mangaphi amaxesha awayecinga ukushiya ubukhosi, abulale uMlawuli, njl. Phambi kwelo nqanaba, kwaye… kulungile, indinika imvakalelo, kulungile? Jonga indawo apho uVader ethatha isigqibo sokugcina uLuka. Malunga nenqaku le-1.10 lomzuzu, umculo utshintsha umxholo we-Force-umzuzu xa u-Anakin ewisa i-Vader persona kwaye abe nguye kwakhona. Umbono wakha kancinci; ujonge imizuzu eliqela njengoko uMlawuli efaka u-Luke ngombane, kwaye ndiyakholelwa ukuba le yayiyindlela yakhe, apho ekugqibeleni wakwaziyo ukubona ukukhanya kwakhona, ngaxeshanye wayekwazi ukubona indlela ekhonkrithi yokutshabalalisa iPalpatine. Phila ixesha elide i-Space Hole yokuwa!

2.) Ukuzincama kwe-Obi-Wan kunye no-Obi-Wan uKenobi omncinci waphosa u-Anakin Skywalker kwi Isisongelo seFantom

Konke ukugxekwa kwe-prequel trilogy ecaleni, ndikonwabele ukukhutshwa xa ndibona u-Obi-Wan Kenobi njengomfana oselula. Ndiyathetha, akufani no-Ewan MacGregor kunzima ukujonga okanye ukumamela, kwaye wayekhona, yonke iJedi-ed out! Ikwazise ngokucacileyo engqondweni yam ukuba lo mlinganiswa udibana njani nesiphelo sakhe. Ndiyathetha, ndisazi ukuba u-Obi-Wan wakudala wazincama kwi-duel ye-lightaber kunye nomntu awayefunda naye kudala ukuba lusizi ngokwaneleyo, kodwa ukumbona emncinci kwaye ezele lithemba ngelixa esazi ukuba uphila iminyaka yakhe emidala njengendoda endala ehleli yedwa eTatooine … Oko kwandinika iimvakalelo.

Kuwo onke la manqaku, uyazincama aze anikele ngenxa yabanye: U-Qui-Gon Jinn wayekulungele ngequbuliso ukuba aphumelele kwisikhundla se-Padawan kwakamsinya nje emva kokuba uAnakin engena emfanekisweni emngxamele ekuthatheni izilingo, u-Obi-Wan ngoko nangoko uthatha u-Anakin Umfundi wasePadawan ukuba aqhubeke nelifa lenkosi yakhe nangona wayenamathandabuzo malunga nale meko, kwaye wancama nabuphi na ubomi anokuba wayenabo ekubukeni uLuka ekude eTatooine de ekugqibeleni enze idini lokugqibela, evumela lowo wayefunda naye ngaphambili ukuba ambulale . Ndiyazibuza, ekubeni ngoku ndibone zonke izinto zangaphambili kunye ne-trilogy yoqobo, ukuba ibinokuba luhlobo oluthile lwetyala eliyintsalela ngokwenzekileyo ngexesha lika-Anakin no-Obi-Wan's duel e-Mustafar eyamenza wazimisela ukuzibeka kwinceba ka-Anakin.

Kubuhlungu njengoko ubomi buka-Obi-Wan babusemva kwenqaku elithile, IDuel yeSiphelo yayiyeyona mculo intle kunye ne-lightaber dueling kuyo yonke Idabi leenkwenkwezi ! U-Master Qui-Gon kunye no-Obi-Wan basebenzisana ngokuchasene noDarth Maul umile uvavanyo lwexesha kwaye ujongeka umangalisa. Elona candelo lilusizi lokusweleka kukaQui-Gon yayikukubandezeleka kuka-Obi-Wan, kwaye ke, oko kundinika imvakalelo, nayo.

3.) I-Anakin kunye ne-Obi-Wan's Duel kwi-Mustafar kwi Impindezelo yeSith

Kulungile, kuqala kwiinto zonke, uMustafar -ukubamba le ndawo nakanjani! Ngaba ukhathele kukubanda umsila wakho kwiHoth? Yiza eMustafar kwaye ushushu iingalo kunye nemilenze yakho kumachibi ethu okutshisa umagma! Ugh. Kutheni umntu eya khona, phofu? Yikes. Okwangoku ebalini, u-Anakin sele eyingxaki kwaye wenze izinto ezininzi ezingenakuxoleleka. U-Obi-Wan unezizathu ezisemthethweni zokuba nyani, abe nomsindo ngokwenene kuye. Lo mlo uphakathi kwabantu ababini ababekhe bathandana njengabantakwabo, ababesilwa kunye, kwaye babeqhutywa bubuxoki nemfihlo. Idabi linzima (umgangatho ngokoqobo, wenziwe ngodaka), kwaye nanjengoko uAnakin ezama ukukhasa kude echibini ledaka, ekhala esithi umthiyile u-Obi-Wan, lo mva akayokumbulala okanye amsindise. Uvumela udaka ukuba lwenze umsebenzi walo, ecinga ukuba uyamshiya umntu owayefunda ngaphambili ukuze afe. Lowo ngumhla ombi apho-nokuba rougher kunentombi kaSokka ejika ibe yinyanga. Bukela umlo phakathi kwabo, kwaye ngeenxa zonke zemizuzu emi-3, khala kunye nam u-Obi-Wan wayeziva, Ubungumntakwethu kwaye ndikuthandile! intetho. * Sniff. * Ndidlulisele iKleenex.

4.) Ukuphela kwe Ubukhosi buhlasela emva

Njengento ebuhlungu ye-trilogy yoqobo, Ubukhosi kulapho zonke izinto ezinokungahambi kakuhle ziqala khona ukutyhila amaqhawe ethu. Xa bema eCity City, uHan uqinisekile ukuba umhlobo wakhe omdala uLando unokuthenjwa, kodwa kuyacaca ukuba uBukhosi bafika kuqala babamba uLando phakathi kweSith kunye neSarlacc (ubukhulu becala isafobe), bemnyanzela ukuba angcatshe umhlobo wakhe gcina iCity City kunye nabemi bayo bekhuselekile. Ewe, uVader wayexoka, kwaye xa uLando eqonda ukuba isivumelwano senziwe kwakhona, uyalela ukuba kukhutshwe kwaye uziphose ekuncedeni abo bavukeli kwaye bezama ukuhlangula uHan. Ngokwam, olunye uloyiko lwam olukhulu kukunyanzelwa ukuba ndikhethe phakathi kwabahlobo okanye ukuzifumana ndikwimeko apho kufuneka ndingcatshe umhlobo wam. Ingxaki kaLando apha indinika imvakalelo kuba ebeshiywe nyhani engenazikhetho zilungileyo, kwaye xa ecinezelwe kwaye ejongene nenyani, wenza ezona zilungileyo.

Ewe, andinakho ukuwutyeshela umzuzu kaLeia noHan, kunye nomfanekiso, ndiyakuthanda, ndiyazi, utshintshiselana. Ndandinizisela abantu ukusukela ngala mhla wathi, nerfherder! Kwaye niyadibana kwaye yonke into ibonakala intle, kwaye emva koko uye wenze uKylo Ren kwaye wohlukane nayo. UHan Solo, uyazi ngokwaneleyo ngeZithuba zeNdawo yokuwa ukuze ubhale incwadi ebambekayo, kwaye uhambe waya ngaphaya kobobumdaka… Ndicinga ukuba uthetha ngothando awayenalo ngomntwana wakhe, nokuba ngumntwana okwangoku ohlala eSuper Villain Wanna-Be Indlela. * Sob. * U-Chewie uphume apho uHan kufuneka amthethe phantsi kanye phambi komkhenkce omkhulu, kunye nembonakalo yobuso bukaLeia ... yonke le nto yimeko enkulu yokuziva!

Okwangoku, buyela ngaphakathi Ubukhosi , U-Luke uxakekile ene-duel ye-lightaber e-super-awkward kunye notata wakhe, ngewayemkhuphele ngaphandle ukuya kudlala i-catch okanye into yokukhala kakhulu, kodwa kwafuneka ukuba abe yindlovukazi yomdlalo weqonga ka-Anakin Skywalker ngayo kwaye ukhethe endaweni yoko Hayi, Mna ndinguyihlo! i-lightaber duel kunye nomkhosi wokuqhawula iingalo ukuqala. Ngokukrakra Anakin, ungathini ngokulahla ibhombu katata ngesidlo esimnandi ngaphakathi kweNkanyezi yokufa? Bonisa inkwenkwe macala onke; mvumele abone ukuba usebenza phi kwaye wenzani. Hayi? Kulungile, ke qhubeka uye kulwa uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde uphinde ulwe.

ULeia, uChewie, kunye noLando bahlangula uLuka, kodwa imovie iphela ngenqaku elibuhlungu, bonke besazi ukuba ikaka ibethile fan, umhlobo wabo usengozini enkulu, kwaye akukho nto iya kuphinda ifane kwakhona.

5.) Ubushushu beChewbacca kunye nosizi eKylo Ren's Betrayal of his Father in Umkhosi uyavusa

Ngokudabukisayo njengoko ndandileleya noHan uhlobo lokuqhekeka kwaye unyana wabo wayetsala nzima noMkhosi oMnyama, ndandisazi ukuba kuzakwenzeka ntoni xa uHan ephumela ngaphandle kwebhulorho. Wayesazi ngcono; wayenza ngothando nangethemba, kwaye wayihlawula ngobomi bakhe. Inxalenye eneneni, ifika kum malunga naloo ndawo kukufuna kukaChewbacca ukugcina umhlobo wakhe kunyana wakhe. UChewie mhlawumbi wayecinga ngosapho lakwaBen Solo. Kusenokwenzeka ukuba wamthwala xa wayemncinci kwaye wayepholile koomalume abapholileyo, kwaye laa mntwana mncinci mhle mhlawumbi wayedlala naye kwaye wanceda ekukhuliseni umhlobo wakhe osenyongweni phambi kwakhe. Kuthetha okuninzi ukuba uChewbacca akazange ambulale uBen, kwaye ndiyafa ngokuqinisekileyo ukufumana ukuba yonke into idlala njani kwiifilimu ezilandelayo!

6.) Ukuphelelwa lithemba kukaRey ekufumaneni uSapho lwakhe kwi Umkhosi uyavusa

Andizibangi ukuba ndiyazi ukuba yintoni isicwangciso sokuba ngumzali kaRey Umkhosi uyavusa nangaphaya, kodwa ndiziva ngathi ayinakuba ngumnqatha obomvu xa kukho omnye umfazi onenwele ezimnyama ezinxitywe ngohlobo olucokisekileyo Idabi leenkwenkwezi ilungelo lokushishina. Sinezinwele ze-Amidala ezicokisekileyo, ii-brandy ze-brand ze-Leia, kwaye andinakucinga ukuba akukho nxibelelwano phakathi kwezi kunye ne-Rey's style-bun-style. Ndakhe ndeva abanye abalandeli bacebisa ukuba uhlala esenza iinwele zakhe ngoluhlobo kuba eso yayisimbo awayenaso njengomntwana kwaye uyakholelwa ukuba siyakumenza abonakale ngakumbi ukuba usapho lwakhe luza kubuyela kuye. Kwaye… lonto indenza ndizive ngakumbi nangakumbi ngesimilo sakhe.

Ukushiya i-craphole, isanti-esile ye-esile planethi kaJakku kuye kwanzima kakhulu kuye, kwaye nenxalenye apho nasemva kohambo olukhulu lokubhabha iMillennium Falcon ngeenxa zonke, usazimisele ukubuyela ekhaya xa kusenokwenzeka ukuba usapho olukudala ulahlekile lubuye. ihamba ngokwenene. Ukunikezela ngokubuyela umva, nokuba kuya kuvela ixesha elifutshane, yayilinyathelo elikhulu kubuntu bakhe. Ngokwenene ndicinga ukuba ngaxa lithile, uRey noLuka kuya kufuneka bathethe malunga nokuba kukhula kangakanani kwiplanethi eyinkqantosi. Ndicinga ukuba imuvi elandelayo kufuneka iqale ngoLuka exelela uRey,… kwaye uMakazi wam uBeru uthi ukuba ndifuna ikhekhe lokuzalwa, ndiza kulima ngokwam ubumanzi! Akukho sikweni kangakanani oko?

Umculo kaRey umxholo inomdla ngokunjalo. Ngokwenyani ungamngcungcuthekisa uMatshi ngo-Matshi, OKANYE i-Force Theme, endenza ndizibuze ukuba ingaba yayilukhetho olunenjongo na olo olunokuthetha ngekamva lakhe njengophawu-mhlawumbi uya kuhendeka kwaye akhethe phakathi kokuKhanya noMnyama. macala oMkhosi? Nantoni na eyenzekayo kwiifilimu ezizayo, uRey uzifumanele indawo entliziyweni yokufa okunzima, ubomi bonke Idabi leenkwenkwezi fan, kwaye andinakulinda ndibone ukuba iifilimu ezilandelayo ziya kuzisa ntoni kwi-opera yaseshashalazini eyandazisa ekuthandeni ngeendlela ezininzi!

USara Goodwin une-BA. Kwimpucuko Yodidi kunye neMA kwiNzululwazi yeThala leencwadi kwiDyunivesithi yaseIndiana. Ngenye imini waya kumbiwa kwezinto zakudala kwaye wafumanisa izinto zakudala ezimangalisayo. USara unandipha i-smorgasbord yolonwabo lwe-pan-nerd enje ngefire Renaissance, iindibano ze-anime, i-steampunk, kunye nesayensi kunye neengqungquthela zamaphupha. Ngexesha lakhe lokuphumla, ubhala izinto ezinje ngeentsomi zehaiku, iinoveli ezimnandi, kunye nemibongo eyoyikisayo malunga nokuhlaselwa zii-opossum ezinamehlo. Kwelinye ixesha lakhe lokuthengisa, uthengisa i-nerdware njenge Ngeenkozo zoYilo lweTyuwa , Iifayile , kunye Tumbls .

-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —