Kuthiwa lonto 4chan , kuzo zonke izinto ezoyikisayo, liziko lemfihlo eliyimfihlo le-Intanethi.4kwiqongaKutshanje kuthunyelwe umsonto we-epic ukusukela kwangoko kulenyanga enokubonakala ngathi iyakubuyisela umva: Ukwahluka kweBel-Aire, umpu womatshini umpu weeparodi INkosana entsha yeBel-Air Ingoma yomxholo. Uyayibona ifayile ye- intambo epheleleyo apha . (Isilumkiso: ikhonkco NSFW.)
I-4chan ibe ngu-4chan, ezimbalwa ziyacaphukisa, bambalwa abangaphantsi kokuphefumlelwa, kwaye phantse zonke zinokwenzeka Kopa uncamathisele . (Kufuneka iqatshelwe ukuba xa umdlalo weBhaluni yeBoyon uvela ngo-Okthobha ophelileyo, bekukho INkosana entsha lumo ngaphakathi kweeyure.) Kodwa kuninzi okuhle-kunye negeeky. Ithathiwe kunye, babonisa amandla okuyila abotshelelwe ngamawaka angaziwayo ngamanqanaba enkomo olwazi ngenkcubeko.
Emva kokutsiba, ezisixhenxe zezona zibalaseleyo INkosana entsha umxholo, kubandakanya INkosi yeeRingi , I-Pokemon , kunye Inkwenkwezi yetrek :
1. INkosi yeeRingi : Frodo.
Ngoku, eli libali malunga nokuba kanjani
Ubomi bam bajika-jika babhekiswa ezantsi
Kwaye ndingathanda ukuthatha umzuzu, ndihlale nje emdaka,
Ndiza kukuxelela ukuba ndaba ngumsindisi wendawo ebizwa ngokuba yi-Middle-Earth
E-Hobbiton, kunye nomalume wakhe uBilbo, owazalwa kwaye wakhula
Phakathi kwemithi kulapho bendihlala khona iintsuku zam ezininzi
Ukutshaya ezinye iipipi, ukuphumla konke okumnandi,
Kwaye ngamanye amaxesha iqela, kunye ne-elite yedolophu,
Xa iqela lokuzalwa likaBilbo lafika,
Kwaye uBilbo wagqiba ekubeni ahambe ngaphandle kwedolophu
Ndizuze ilifa lomsesane omncinci kwaye uGandalf woyika
Kwaye wathi 'Uya' kuMordor kwaye uyayitshabalalisa apho
Ndabetha umlozi ndenzela amaqabane kwaye xa esondela
Kwakukho i-Elf, i-Dwarf, ii-hobbits ezi-3 kunye nabantu ababini apho
Ukuba kukho nantoni na endinokuyithetha ukuba obu buDlelwane bunokuba ngaphezulu
Kodwa bendicinga ukuba 'ngoku uyilibale' - 'Yo amakhaya eMordor'
Sasisilwa iimfazwe ezithile, malunga ne-7 okanye i-8
Kwaye ndakhwaza abanye 'Yo amakhaya anuka kamva'
Ndikunye noSam kwiNtaba yokuGqibela, ekugqibeleni yayilixesha
Ukugcina uMhlaba oPhakathi kunye nokuphelisa le ngoma imbi.
Mbini. 300 : UKumkani uLeonidas .
Kulungile eli libali malunga nokuba kanjani,
Ubukumkani bam buguqulwa buguqulwa.
Ndingathanda ukuthatha umzuzu nceda ujonge i-Encarta,
Ndiza kukuxelela indlela endafa ngayo ngelixa ndikhusela iSparta.
KwiSparta yaseGrisi ezelwe kwaye yakhula,
Ukulawula amajoni yindlela endichitha ngayo uninzi lweentsuku zam.
Chillin ngaphandle, phalanxin, uqeqesho konke kupholile,
Ukubulala iingcuka ezinkulu endaweni yesikolo.
Xa isibini samaPersi, esingakhange senze nto,
Ukuqala ukunyoba kweSenator ebumelwaneni bam.
Ndabulala umthunywa omncinci kwaye bonke boyika bathi,
Asinikeli majoni nina, thathani unogada wasebukhosini apho.
Ndibethele umlozi umkhosi xa ithe yasondela,
Kwakukho nje amaGrike ambalwa kunye namaThespiya apha,
Ukuba kukho nantoni na endinokuyithetha ilindelwe,
Kodwa bendicinga, Hayi, ulibale, amaSpartan kumasango ashushu.
Silwe namaza asePersi, malunga ne-7 okanye i-8,
Kwaye ndeva kubahlobo bam, Yimbeko, Leonidas,
Ujonge iXerxes, bekungekho ndlela yokuphuma,
Siza kuyibona imikhosi yakho kungekudala, eSalamis.
3. Idabi leenkwenkwezi : Idarth Vader. (Isilumkiso: Ubumnene)
Ngoku eli bali lilonke malunga nokuba,
Ubomi bam bujikijelwe,
Kwaye kufuneka uthathe umzuzu uphulaphule nje oku,
Malunga nendlela endiye ndafunda ngayo kwiNkosi emnyama yeSith.
E West Tatooine Ndazalwa kwaye ndakhula,
Kwijunkjard kulapho ndichithe khona uninzi lweentsuku zam,
I-Slavin ngaphandle kwe-racin, i-inventin yonke into epholileyo,
Ndandiqhuba ipodracer yam rhoqo ukuphuma kwesikolo.
Xa isibini seJedi ngubani ophakamileyo,
Ndiqale ukwenza ingxaki engingqini.
Ndiphumelele umdyarho omnye omncinci kwaye ndaye ndavutha ngumsindo
Kwaye ndandi movin ’kunye no-Obi noQuigon ukuya eCorouscant.
Ndakhangela ukumkanikazi kwaye xa ndaya eNaboo,
Ndamthanda uPadme kunye ne-vagoo yakhe eyomeleleyo.
Ukuba kukho nantoni na endinokuthi ndiyoyika,
Kodwa bendicinga uNah alibale, akukabi late.
Ndatsala ndaya ku-chancellor, ndamxelela ngale nto,
Ndithe ndakuqonda ukuba uyiNkosi yeSith.
Ndalamkela icala eliMnyama, ndaye ekugqibeleni ndanguVader,
Ndingahlala etroneni yam ndize ndibulale uObi Wan kamva.
Zine. I-Pokemon : U-Ash Ketchum.
Ngoku eli libali konke 'indlela njani
Ubomi bam batshintsha, bajika babhekela ezantsi.
Makhe ndikubalisele ibali ukuba ndiqale njani ukufuna kwam
Ukuze ube ngumqeqeshi ongcono kakhulu.
Kwidolophu entle yePallet, wazalwa kwaye wakhula.
Kwigumbi lam lokulala yindlela endilichithe ngayo ixesha lam elininzi,
Chillin 'out, maxin', uphumle konke kupholile
Kwaye ukudlala iNintendo kanye emva kwesikolo.
Umama uthe uProf. Oak wayendifuna,
Ndiphume ke phandle, bekungekho mntu ubonayo.
Ndanyathela engceni, kwaye uNjingalwazi weza wakhululeka
Kwaye wathi Kukho i-Pokemon kwilebhu yam ndingathanda ukuba udibane nayo.
Ndikhethe iBulbasaur, kodwa njengoko bendisoyika,
Ophikisanayo nam wakhetha uCharmander ngokuhlekisa okukhulu.
Ukuba kukho nantoni na endinokuyithetha ukuba lo mlo wawungakulungelanga
Kodwa ndaye ndanyusa amagxa ndathi Yo iiBhalbhu, siyakhathala?
Satsala ekugqibeleni, olutshaba lwam wayeluthiyile
Kwaye wakhwaza uProf. Yo gramp, unuka kamva!
Ndijonge ngasemva edolophini, xa bendiqala ukufuna
Ukuze ube ngumqeqeshi omkhulu, okona kulungileyo.
5. Inkwenkwezi yetrek: Wathetha ngoBorg . Amanqaku ebhonasi okusitha okungahambelaniyo!
Ngoku, eli libali malunga nokuba kanjani
Ubomi bam bajika-jika babhekiswa ezantsi
Kwaye ndingathanda ukuthatha umzuzu, nje umqadi ngaphakathi,
Ndiza kukuxelela indlela endaguquka ngayo ndibe nguLocutus waseBorg
Kwinkulungwane yama-24 ukuzalwa nokukhula
Kwishishini kulapho ndichithe khona uninzi lweentsuku zam
Funa ubomi obutsha kunye nempucuko
Kwaye yonke into ibonakalisa ezinye iiKlingons ukutshiswa kwesidumbu
Xa iiCubes ezimbalwa ezazingenakulunga
Startin ’makin’ ingxaki kwindawo endihlala kuyo
Ndingenile kulil enye kwaye u-Command woyika
Bathe 'Uyamovin' kunye nezithuthi, ngoku khupha iesile lakho apho '
Ndabeka ityhubhu ekwiskrini kwaye xa isondela
Uluhlu lwezikhuselo lwalusezantsi kwaye lwaluphulukana nomva walo
Ukuba nantoni na ndinokuthi le tyhubhu inqabile
Kodwa ndacinga ukuba 'Ngoku yilibale' - 'Sibhanxe apha ngapha!'
Ezinye iidronsi zeBorg zindibambile, malunga ne-7 okanye i-8
Kwaye ndakhwaza uTom Riker 'Amakhaya enu anuka mva'
Ndijonge i-plate yam yobuso, bendingengomntu ngoku
Ke ngoku hlala etroneni yam njengoLocutus waseBorg.
6. Ukudibana neBharbar : IConan.
Ngoku eli libali malunga nokuba kanjani
Ubukho bam bobuqaqawuli buye bajikiswa
Ndiza kukuxelela ukuba ndenze njani ukuba ngukumkani wase-Aquilonia
Ukufaka iitrone zobukhosi zamadoda ngeenyawo zam ezithandwayo.
Kwimpuma yeCimmeria yazalwa kwaye yakhula
Emahlathini apho ndichitha khona iintsuku zam ezininzi
Ukuzingela, ukulwa, ukuphumla konke kupholile
Ukuskena ezinye iingcuka ngezixhobo zam ezithembakeleyo
Xa isibini saseSygian sasingenakulunga
Kwaye iqela leepiktshi labonisa ebumelwaneni
Ndiye ndalwa kancinci kwaye uCrom wacaphuka nam
Uthe: UZA KUBA NGUKUMKANI WASE-AQUILONIAN
Ndakhwaza ihashe xa lisondela
Ndabona ukuba ineminwe yeempuphu kwaye ayinakubonwa esipilini
Ukuba ikhona into endinokuyithetha ukuba ubugqwirha bebumnyama
Kodwa ndacinga ngoku, ndilibale, masibulale ezinye iigundane zaseTurkey.
Ndifikile ebhotwe, oonogada bebe lula ngokuhonjiswa
Kwaye wakrazula intloko kakumkani uNumedides ukusuka entanyeni yakhe ejijekileyo
Ujonge ubukumkani bam, ngomso iibhodi ziya kucula
Ibali lokuba ndiyithathe njani itrone yam njengenkosi yase-Aquilonia.
7.INkosana entsha yeBel-Air : Isenzi remix
Eli libali elichaza indlela endiphila ngayo ejikelezwe kwi-Y axis de yafikelela kwisikhundla esimalunga ne-180 degrees ukusuka kuloo nto yaqala kuyo Ukuba ndinokuba nemizuzwana engama-60 yexesha lakho, beka nje umva wakho kwindawo ekhethiweyo Kwaye ndiza kukubalisela iinkcukacha zendlela endenziwe ngayo ukuba yinkosi eyindoda yesithili seSixeko saseLos Angeles, eCalifornia esaziwa ngokuba yi-Bel-Air (uququzelelo 34.08333 -118.44778).
Kummandla osentshona weSixeko soThando loBuzalwana, ?? eyaziwa njenge-Philadelphia umama wandigxotha esizalweni sakhe kwaye kananjalo kulapho ndachitha khona ubuntwana bam kukhathalelo lukamama Ixesha lam elininzi ndandilichitha kwindawo yolonwabo enezinto ezinje ngejingi jungle, iswitshi, ibhokisi yesanti, njl. Ndandiqhele ukuphakama kokonwaba ngelixa rhoqo kumaqondo obushushu angaphantsi kwento enokuthi ithathelwe ingqalelo njengobushushu begumbi eliqhelekileyo Ngaphandle kweziko lam lemfundo bendibandakanyeka kumdlalo webhasikithi nabanye babahlobo bam Xa amanene ayebonakala ngathi yesimo sokubangela ububi obuninzi Kwaqala ukubangela isiphithiphithi kunye nokungavisisani kwindawo endihlala kuyo bendibandakanyeka kwinto encinci yokulwa nezinto emva kokuba umama ebexhalabele ukhuseleko lwam jikelele kunye nokuba sempilweni Uye wandazisa ukuba ndizokuhlala nodadewabo kunye nomyeni kadadewabo kwindawo esele ikhankanyiwe eBel-Air. Ndambongoza umama ukuba ayeke malunga neeyure ezingama-24 ukuya kwezingama-48 eyadlulayo kodwa waqokelela izinto zam kumthwalo osicaba, oxande uxwebu wemithwalo wandigxotha phambi kwakhe Wabeka imilebe yakhe esidleleni ngendlela enothando wandinika Ipasi elithengiweyo lezothutho lukawonkewonke ndibeke ii-headphone zenkqubo yam yomculo ezindlebeni zam ndaza ndachaza umbono wokuba ndingayichaphazela le meko ngonyawo lwam.
Ukuhamba kwelona nqanaba liphezulu lokuthuthuzeleka, le yimeko elusizi (nangona ndiyenza le ngxelo ngenye indlela) Ndisebenzisa iijusi ezifunyenwe ngokucinezelwa kwesiqhamo seCitrus sinensis kwisiqwenga seglasi esiqhele ukugcinwa yewayini ehlwahlwazayo evela kwingingqi yeChampagne yaseFrance ndiyeka kancinci ukuzibuza ukuba ingaba inje nyani na indlela abahlali abakwindawo ekumgangatho ophezulu ekuthiwa yi-Bel-Air bahlala ngenene.Ndiyayifumana le meko kunokuba iyonwabisa.
Ndayikhupha imilebe yam ndaza ndakhupha amandla ukuze ndivelise inqaku eliqaqambileyo ukuze ndihoye umqhubi weteksi kwaye xa umqhubi esondela ndabona ipleyiti yakhe yamampunge yaseCalifornia eyathi endaweni yokuxubana kwendabuko yoonobumba be-alpha, basebenzisa oonobumba kuphela. F, R, E, S, noH, upela igama elitsha? nakwisipili sakhe esingasemva silengise iityhubhu ezingaphezulu, ezigqunywe ngoboya ezihonjiswe ukubonakala njengeedayisi ezinamacala amathandathu aqhele ukusetyenziswa ekungcakazeni nakwimidlalo yebhodi Kwimeko enjalo ngendinokwenza ingxelo malunga nokungaqheleki kwale teksi Inqaku lokuba iphantse yahlukile Endaweni yoko ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndenze isigqibo ngokuchasene nayo endaweni yoko ndazisa umqhubi ukuba andise kwindawo eyayiza kuba likhaya lam elitsha kuluntu lwaseBel-Air.
Sangena kwindawo enkulu yokuhlala phakathi kweeyure ze-7 kunye ne-8 ngeyure kwaye ngelizwi elikhulu ndazisa umqhubi weklabhu ukuba kwindawo ethile engachazwanga kwixesha elizayo ndiza kuphinda ndibone ivumba lakhe ngovakalelo lwam Ndijonge ngommandla womhlaba endizimisele ukuwulawula, ndicinga ngokufika kwam Apho ndiza kuthi ndibambe indawo yam efanelekileyo etroneni, apho ndiza kulawula khona uluntu lwaseBel-Air njengenkosi.
(nge 4kwiqonga ; Qhagamshela i-NSFW.)
