Kule mpelaveki yoBomi ndibone kufanelekile ukusinika, izihlwele ezilindileyo, eyona mpumelelo inkulu kwezonxibelelwano ukusukela kwiveki ephelileyo Iintyatyambo kwiAttic : ULizzie Borden Wathabatha iZembe , eneenkwenkwezi UChristina Ricci Njengotitshala odumileyo wesikolo seCawe senkulungwane ye-19 onokuthi abenakho okanye angabinakho (kodwa ekwenzile ngokupheleleyo, ngokweLifetime) wahlaba abazali bakhe kuba bezijeriksi kwaye waziva enje. Kulabo bayibukeleyo-kunye nabo bangayibonanga, kuba kuyacaca ukuba unezinto ezingcono onokuzenza ngobusuku bangoMgqibelo kunokuba ubukele umboniso bhanyabhanya wobomi bonke malunga nembali mhlawumbi yokubulala, ugh, noba yintoni -Ndiye ndabeka i-cravat yam yokucinga, ndafumanisa ukuba zenziwa njani izipho, ndaqokelela olu luhlu lwezinto ezili-10 ezimangalisayo ze-cinema. Iqala ngo…
10) LE MUTTONCHOPS YALE DUDE
Umfana otshutshise uLizzie unegama. UYosiya? Hosiya? Andikhathali. UnguMnu Muttonchops. Ukwayimpoxo naye ukungafaneleki emsebenzini wakhe. Ukungamfundi uLizzie amalungelo akhe kuba ubuqinisekile ukuba uza kufumana uvumo? C'mon ngoku. Awunayo kufanelekile iinwele zobuso.
9) UMDLALO WESIHLALO SOMDLALO
Uphi uChristina Ricci? USherlock Holmes , Ingaba nguwe?
8) LE IMDIMI YOKUTHENGA
ULizzie Borden: Utitshala wesikolo seCawa, (kunokwenzeka) ukubulala, isandi sokurekhoda kwakhona isandi.
7) UKUXAXA KWEENKUNZI ZENGQIQO
ULizzie Borden Wathabatha iZembe ibingcono kakhulu kunokuba bendicinga ukuba iyakuba njalo. Kwakumnandi, kudlalwa kakuhle (kulungile, ukwenza kakubi okungalunganga-ngakumbi emva koko) nguChristina Ricci, kwaye kwabonisa ezinye iingoma ezi-rocket zebluegrass-y ngexesha leembali ze-hootenanny zembali. Andiqinisekanga nokuba ndonwatyiswa ngumgangatho wayo okanye ndidaniswe yiyo. Andikubukeli, Ubomi bonke, kodwa ukuba mna uyenzile , ibingayi kuba ngenxa yesinye isizathu ngaphandle kokubona intabalala yetshizi ehlekisayo, enobushushu. Ukubeka ii-movie ezilungileyo (ish) kufana nokuba iDisney iwushiyile umculo we-princess ophilayo. Ucinga ukuba uThixo ukubeke ntoni kulo mhlaba uluhlaza ukuba uwenze?!
Konke oku kuthetha oko ULizzie Borden Wathabatha iZembe ukulunga (kwinqanaba leefilimu zoBomi bonke) kundenze ndayixabisa malunga nokusika iiguridi ezimalunga neshumi lamawaka e-Lizzie egazini ebulala abazali bakhe okanye esiba yingxaki yomntwana ngakumbi. Eyona intle kwezi: Random Pigeon Slaughter emva kokuba ebuyile kwitheko abazali bakhe ababengafuni ukuba aye kulo. Uyawathanda amahobe akhe! Kodwa emva koko uyababulala! Ngenxa yokuba uLizzie Borden! Kwaye ayikhange iphinde ikhankanywe. Njengokuba inokuba wayenetyhefu kusapho lwakhe. Yayaphi leyo?
6) LE EYEROLL
Lizzie, ingaba uyacaphuka okanye uphethwe nguSathana ngoku?
5) XA KWENZEKA OKU
Ndeva ukuba uthetha kancinci Isantya seRacer .
4) UKUSETYENZISWA KWEENKQUBO
Ixesha lokuphila libethe yonke i-Oooh, sinehlazo! Amaqhosha ngokukhetha umxholo ovumela ukuba i-patricide, inkohlakalo yezilwanyana, i-incest-i-incest-ayikwazi ukuyiyeka emva Iintyatyambo kwiAttic , banako? -kwaye * ukukhohlela * umdla okhethekileyo uLizzie unawo kumhlobo wakhe uNance O'Neill ( UAndria Wilson ). Ndiyayibona indlela umntu anokuyichasa ngayo indlela yokuziphatha ngokwesondo enxulunyaniswa nokuziphatha okubi kunye nokubulala. Ndonwabile nje ukubona amantombazana athandana namanye. Inyaniso yokuba u-Borden no-O'Neill babenamahemuhemu okuba babethandana kamva ebomini buka-Borden kukucofa ikhekhe.
3) NGOKWESITHATHU NGOKWESITHATHU IDRAAM
Isinyithi… ibhanti? Ixabiso elichanekileyo ngokwembali, njani? Kodwa andikhathali. Le ngubo ikwi-closet yangoLwesithathu u-Addams. U-Lizzie Borden wayenokuba sisifo sengqondo esinobundlobongela, kodwa intombazana yayinxiba.
2) I-EPIC SAGA KA-LIZZIE YOKUTYA IIPESI
Ndiyaphikisana ngesihloko sendlela uRicci awudlale ngayo lo mgca, uhanjiswa njengenxalenye yealibi yakhe kwangoko emva kokufunyanwa kwemizimba yabazali bakhe. Ngaba ngowona mnikelo ulungileyo wokuhanjiswa kwemileniyam okanye inkulungwane nje? Yi I-loco bonkers ezingenangqondo , njengokuba kunjalo ngendlela uRicci adlala ngayo iBorden. Kufana nobukrelekrele bamehlo abanzi kunye namaphupha obukhazikhazi besixeko esikhulu athunyelwa kwi-roller coaster amatyeli ambalwa ukumenza ukuba abe nesiyezi ngaphambi kokuba anikwe eyona ncoko isisiyatha. (Uphi umamakho?… Ngubani? / Kufuneka sifake le lokhwe ibe bubungqina. Ithetha ukuthini loo nto? Kuthetha ukuba bubungqina Kodwa ngaba uRicci ngumdlali weqonga owoyikekayo, okanye wenza umsebenzi obalaseleyo e ukudlala ngumdlali weqonga owoyikekayo? Zininzi izingqimba zokucoca umva apha. Yintoni isizathu sakho, UHeather Graham ?
1) IINKCUKACHA ZENKOSIKAZI. ZINQANQA ZINKOSIKAZI NAKUPHI.
Ndilindele ukuba le movie indixokise malunga nokuba amanina ama-1890 aseMelika ayenxibe iinkanuko kangakanani na. Ngesizathu esithile kubonakala ngathi ukuchaneka kwembali kwakungekho phezulu kuluhlu lomntu. Mhlawumbi inento yokwenza nendlela imovie ethi ngayo uLizzie wababulala ngokuqinisekileyo abazali bakhe, xa bubomi bokwenyani akekho owaziyo ngokuqinisekileyo. Ingcinga nje. Kodwa kunjalo. Kwakufuneka kubekho i-lady cravats ezilishumi elinesibini kunye ne-movie, kwaye ngamnye kubo wandinika ubomi. Ndizakubuyisa le fashoni. Ndiye ndagqiba nje.
Ukuba ubukele ULizzie Borden Wathabatha iZembe , zive ukhululekile ukuba wabelane ngezihlandlo zakho ozithandayo kumagqabantshintshi. Ukuba u khange jonga ULizzie Borden Wathabatha iZembe kwaye uneXesha lokuPhila njengenxalenye yephakheji yekhebula, ungaqhubeka iwebhusayithi yabo kwaye ubukele simahla. Emva koko ubuye kwaye wabelane ngamaxesha akho owathandayo kunye / okanye nenqweno yamanenekazi.
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