Kukho iinzame ezizodwa zokuziva ukubhoboza ukufunyanwa kotolo lukaCupid kulo nyaka. Sizamile imiphanda yendawo yexesha elizayo apho abantu kuye kwafuneka benze unxibelelwano ngokusekwe, bhabha, unxibelelwano, kwaye hayi inyani yokuba konke kuzo zazinomtsalane. Sizamile ukunika abagqatswa abagqwesileyo isixa esikhulu semali UKUZE ungabelani ngesondo, ngasizathu sithile, kwakungumzabalazo?
Kodwa mhlawumbi kudala sizama kakhulu. Mhlawumbi iimpendulo beziphambi kwethu ngalo lonke elixesha. Kule app yokuthandana.
Hayi namhlanje, Sathana, ndikuva usithi, kodwa uqashele ntoni? Namhlanje ngumhla.
Ngaba ngokwenene kuyamangalisa ukuba uLusifa uphume apha efuna uthando? Ndiyamgxothela, ngokunyanisekileyo-emva kwayo yonke loo nto, kuxhomekeke kubani ubuza iesile lam elimnyama liya kuba esihogweni xa ikhethini livala ubomi bam ke ndifuna ukuba iNkosana yam yoBumnyama yonwabe. Okwangoku, ukufumana umntu oqondayo ubunzima bangaphakathi besithunywa esiwileyo ngumyalelo omde.
Ngaba uSathana ufuna enye yala maqhekeza esithuba ukuze angagwetywa kubude obukhulu nakwiimpondo? Naw, iMatch.com ikufumene oku, ngaphandle koko, kukho uninzi lwee-monster f * ckers phaya eziza kuba kwi-overlord yomlilo. Ungangxami kwiifowuni zakho ukhangele iprofayili yakhe, nangona kunjalo. Sele kuhlwile. Isimntwiso se2020 sele sidibene noSathana kwaye bobabini ngoku baphuma baphila obona bomi babo (kunye nobona bubi kakhulu).
Uthando aluboni. Uthando luzeka kade umsindo. @iqosweb @match pic.twitter.com/Ruy4wouFoM
-Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) NgoDisemba 3, 2020
Ke i-2020's monster f * cker eqinisekisiweyo. Isihogo ewe (ngokoqobo isihogo ), yifumane, ntombazana!
Kuluhlu lweentengiso ezintsha zenkqubo yokuthandana, siza kubukela uSathana (edlalwa nguRyan Reynolds, kuba kunjalo, nguRyan Reynolds) esenza into ebesiyenza kulo nyaka (susa uxinzelelo kunye noloyiko): sihleli Ekhaya. Ngequbuliso, ifowuni yakhe iyangxola ngomdlalo, kwaye inkwenkwe, ngumdlalo onjani lowo.
USathana uvalo alinde phantsi kwebhulorho xa umntu wasetyhini eza kuye. Andinakumgxeka ngokuba novalo. Inokuba ukhohlakele ngokwebhayibhile kodwa akekho u-2020. Zero zero ezimbini, ubuza eneentloni, eziva ngathi ulutsha olunovalo emva kwenkulungwane yesiphithiphithi sesihogo. Umfazi ngokuphefumla umxelela ukuba ambize 2020 , umbane ubetha ukugxininisa ingongoma yakhe.
Daaaaamn Sathana, ndicinga ukuba uyampasisa itsheki okanye hayi inqaku lokuba uyakuthanda okanye hayi, uyakujonga ewe!
Zombini ezi zinto ziyaxhuma ngokukhawuleza kuba zombini zisuka kwindawo enye: Isihogo . Oku kukhokelela kwimontage ebekwe ku-Taylor Swift yokurekhodwa kwakhona Ibali lothando , kwaye ngenene, ngaba ikhona enye ingoma enokulingana i-OTP yonyaka?
Kulungile ke ngelixa iirekhodi zam ezintsha zingenziwanga, mhlobo wam @VancityReynolds undibuze ukuba angasebenzisa i-snippet enye kuthengiso lwe-LOLsome awayibhalayo… nantsi incopho yenyameko yeNdaba yoThando! Ukusebenza nzima ukufumana umculo kuwe kungekudala !! https://t.co/0vBFXxaRXR
-Taylor Swift (@ taylorswift13) NgoDisemba 2, 2020
Makhe ndithethe nje ukuba u-2020 uyakwazi ukuphatha usathana, ngapha koko, ibala lebhola elingenanto, umthambo, kunye nendawo yemidlalo bhanyabhanya ayenzayo. I-Fellas, ungoyiki umfazi othabathayo, mvumele akuphathe kwiindawo zemiboniso bhanyabhanya ezishiyiweyo, kwaye akuhlambe ngephepha langasese. USathana ulicephe elincinci kule meko kwaye uyayithanda yonke imizuzu yayo.
Kwicala elisezantsi, manenekazi, ukuba indoda yakho ayifuni kungena ecaweni ngenxa yolwalamano lwangaphambili awayenalo namagunya aphezulu, ungazami ukumrhuqa ngezinyuko. Unxibelelwano lubalulekile kulo naluphi na ulwalamano. Xa uSathana ekulungele, uya kukwazisa.
Mhlawumbi ngoku ukuba u-2020 ufumene uthando uzakuhlala phantsi, ngapha koko, umsila wokuphela konyaka… uphuculwe? Isibonisi mbuzo??? Nokuba kwenzeka ntoni, uSathana ungene ebomini bakhe kanye ngexesha le-2021 ukwenza ukungena kwiiveki ezimbalwa. Mhlawumbi unyaka omtsha uza kuseta izihluzi zomdlalo wabo uvuyo , ulonwabo , iphepha lethoyilethi , kunye isizathu ekubeni uSathana sele ethathiwe.
Okwangoku, kuba ngokuqinisekileyo kunomsebenzi omninzi ekufuneka wenziwe nge-2020, i-2021 iya kufuna iqabane elinokwamkela isixa se-epic unyamezelo , ukuzimisela , kunye ukuzikhathalela kobo busuku baninzi kakhulu ukujongana nabo. Ndiyathemba ukuba iMatch.com ilungiselelwe lo msebenzi.
Ikhadi leKrisimesi elifanelekileyo tbh.
Ndinqwenela konke okuhle uSathana kunye 2020. Ndiza kubona esihogweni.
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Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unomgaqo-nkqubo ongqongqo ongavumiyo, kodwa ungaphelelanga apho, ukuthukwa kwabantu nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
