Phakathi kwabantu abaninzi, abantu abaninzi ababephembelele uqhushululu olwalubone i-US Capitol igqogqwa ngoo-risty Giuliani negqwetha lika Mongameli. Umlingane othembekileyo kaTrump ubize ityala ngomlo xa kufikwa ekuqinisekiseni iziphumo zonyulo kwaye, ngekhe uyazi, ihlokondiba elalimmamele lathatha ngokungathí sina kwaye lahlasela iCapitol. Kodwa yayiyimpazamo, ngokukaRudy. Uyabona, wayengathethi ngovukelo olunobundlobongela, Wayethetha malunga… Imidlalo yeethrone ?
Ewe, inene Mnu bendilungisa ihempe yam kulonto Borat Indawo ithi wayengakhuthazi ihlokondiba ukuba yangoku ubundlobongela xa wayesithi ukuba siyaphazama, siyakwenziwa izidenge, kodwa ukuba sichanekile, uninzi lwabo luza kuya ejele. Ke masibe netyala ngokulwa. Ngokwenene wayebhekisa Imidlalo yeethrone . Uyazi, uxwebhu.
Ndabhekisa kuhlobo lwetyala elenzeka kuTyrion kwincwadi eyaziwayo kakhulu malunga neentsomi zaseNgilane, uGiuliani wathi xa ethetha UBrett Samuels weNduli . Xa uTyrion, oyindoda encinci kakhulu, etyholwa ngokubulala. Akakhange abulale, akakwazi ukuzikhusela, kwaye uqesha intshatsheli yokumkhusela.
Ndiyaxolisa kodwa… yintoni? Ke ngoku ntoni?
Ndibuze uRudy Giuliani malunga nomnxeba wakhe wokulingwa ngokulwa kwintlanganiso yeveki ephelileyo eyandulela uqhushululu lwaseCapitol. Waqala wachaza lo mbono ngokubhekisa kwiMidlalo yeTrone, emva koko wayichasa into yokuba wayebhekisa kubundlobongela okanye wabangela isihlwele. pic.twitter.com/J6HV5rVBBf
-Brett Samuels (@ Brett_Samuels27) NgoJanuwari 13, 2021
Intoni ?
Kulungile, makhe sijonge esi siqwenga ngesiqwenga. Okokuqala kwaye mhlawumbi uninzi lwempambano yinxalenye apho uRudy abiza khona Imidlalo yeethrone I-documentary eyaziwayo kakhulu malunga neNgilandi yamaxesha aphakathi. Ndiyazi ukuba le ndoda ayinangqondo ngaphezu kwento etshisiweyo kodwa oku kufanele ukuba kube yinto ehlekisayo eza nje kakubi ngegama elibhaliweyo, akunjalo? KUNENE? Okanye ucinga ukuba iScotland yayilawulwa nguKumkani wasebusuku?
Mhlawumbi uRudy yiloo senile. Ndiyathetha, uqhubeka edida ubuxoki kunye neentsomi nenyani xa kufikwa kumabango akhe aqhubekayo angenasiseko ngobuqhetseba bonyulo, kutheni ke engazukucinga Imidlalo yeethrone yayinyani? I-Drogon intle kakhulu njengokubonisa ukungasebenzi kakuhle komatshini wokuvota ubusela unyulo.
Kodwa ke kukho lonke ityala ngento yokulwa. Yiloo nto azama ukuyikhusela apha kwaye nengcaciso yakhe iseyimbi. Uthi bendikhomba into apho abantu balwa bade bafe endaweni yokufumanisa inyani ngovavanyo lwenene.
Ayilunganga loo nto! Kuwo omabini la matyala apho iTyrion ifuna ityala ngokulwa, ewe, ujongene nenkqubo engqongqo apho aya kugwetywa nokuba yintoni kodwa… ngubani uRudy kule meko? Ngaba yiTyrion okanye nguTrump? Ngaba iyamenza uRudy… uBronn? Ungumpu oqeshiweyo ongenakuchazeka ongazukushiya icala likaTrump. Okanye ngaba ihlokondiba elinobundlobongela liyintshatsheli? Ngaba yayingu-Oberyn Martell kwaye oko kuyayenza iNtaba evakala ukuba yoyisile… uNancy Pelosi? UMike Pence? Idemokhrasi ???
Ngoku, ukubuyela umva kancinci, kunokuba luthelekiso olubi ukubiza uRudy Bronn. Kungenxa yokuba uyabona, uTyrion wahlawula uBronn, kwaye ngoku ukuba uRudy ekugqibeleni uye wajija amaxesha amaninzi kakhulu kwaye wasilela ukuhambisa uMongameli kuTrump, UTrump uyala ukuhlawula umrhumo kaRudy wezomthetho okanye ukubuyisela iindleko zakhe ezinkulu . Kubonakala ngathi ibhanki yentsimbi ivaliwe.
Ngoku ukuba uRudy ufuna ukufumana loo mali, kuya kufuneka aye enkundleni ngokuchasene nomphathi wakhe, ekubonakala ngathi kuya kuba nzima. Kodwa ke, kusenokubakho enye indlela eyonwabisayo yokuvavanywa kwetyala…
(nge: Ushishino ngaphakathi , umfanekiso: Ekhohlo - Drew Angerer / Getty Izithombe; Ekunene-HBO)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
