Ke uThixo kufuneka aqeshe ingcali entsha yemidiya yoluntu, kuba nguSathana ukuqhekeka kuye . Ngokuqinisekileyo, @TheTweetofGod ithandwa kwaye konke, kodwa ukuveliswa kukaSathana kwi-Ice Bucket Challenge kukuphambili kwinqanaba elilandelayo. Owu, ubungazi ukuba ukulahla ibhakethi lomkhenkce entlokweni yakho ngenxa yesisa kulisiko likaSathana? Kubonakala ngathi awukho kuzo zonke iyelenqe zakutshanje. Ndiyabheja usacinga ukuba sifike enyangeni kunye ne-tin foil yenzelwe ukogquma intsalela. Yiya kwinqanaba lethu.
Kwaye hayi, ayisiyiyo le satire evela kwiOnion okanye isuti evela kwiNgxelo kaZwelonke-umlobi wephiko lasekunene U-Selena Owens we-WND uqinisekisile ukuba umngeni we-ALS Ice Bucket Challenge yindlela yokunqula umtyholi. Lumka, maKrestu alungileyo: Bonke abo bantu abadumileyo besisa ndiza kukufumanela . Umboniso A:
Uvela, u-Owens ekuqaleni wayecinga ukuba uMngeni we-Ice Bucket yayiyindlela nje ehlekisayo, ukuba ayifanelekanga, yokunyusa imali kunye nokwazisa ngesifo, kodwa wafumanisa enye into ekuqhubekekeni kuhlolwa. Wafunda ukuba indoda eqale umngeni we-Ice Bucket, u-Corey Griffin oneminyaka engama-27 ubudala, ndarhaxwa .
Kwaye apho abanye bethu babona ilishwa elibi, amehlo ka-Owens anobuqili afumana umsebenzi kaSathana. Eminye imiqondo eqinisekisiweyo kunye nevidiyo ye-Intanethi ye-45 yemizuzu kamva, u-Owens waqiniseka ngobume bukaSathana be-IBC. Ngokutsho kosapho kunye nabahlobo, uGriffin wayethanda nokuququzelela imidlalo ye-wiffleball kunye ne-frisbee, ke ndiqinisekile ukuba ngumcimbi wexesha kuphela ngaphambi kokuba u-Owens asibonise indlela abantwana bethu abasebenzisa ngayo ilulwane elimthubi leplastiki kunye nediski yomlilo wesihogo ongunaphakade.
Hayi ngokukhawuleza: Yimpazamo ka-Oprah! Okanye into. Andizukuxoka: Ndifumana ingcinga ka-Owens kunzima ukuyilandela. Apha, ubhala malunga nemiyalezo enekhowudi efihliweyo kwividiyo yeOprah's Ice Bucket Challenge:
Ngokukodwa, ividiyo kaFuentes ibonisa ukumkanikazi owaziwayo wehlabathi wentetho, u-Oprah Winfrey, ethatha i-IBC. UWinfrey wandulela ukuhlala kwakhe ngamazwi, Egameni lika I-ALS kunye noMngeni weBucket. … [Ucinezelo lwam] Ukhetho olunomdla lwamagama.
Isibhengezo sikaWinfrey sabetha kunye nam kuba amaKristu, ndiquka, bahlala bethandaza kwaye benza imigaqo egameni likaYesu. Sichaza ukuba ngubani esimnqulayo xa sithandaza egameni likaYesu. Nangona kunjalo, ngenxa yokuba u-Oprah ngempazamo akholelwa ukuba Oyena Thixo Oyinyaniso unomona ngaye, kwaye into eyaziwayo yokuba uyamgxeka uYesu njengeyona ndlela inye kuThixo kwaye uzithatha njengothixo, ndiyifumene le ngxelo inobuhlanga kakhulu .
Ukongeza:
I-ALS IBC isithethe ngokwendalo. Abantu bakhethwa ukuba babhaptizwe emanzini kunye nothixo wenkolo u-Oprah ekhokelela ekuhlawuleni egameni le-ALS. Ibhayibhile icacile: Uze ungabi nathixo bambi ngaphandle kwam (iEksodus 20: 3). U-Oprah nguthixo kwizigidi zabantu baseMelika, kwaye abo balandela imfundiso yakhe kunye ne-antics bamphose uYesu etroneni yeentliziyo zabo-mhlawumbi hayi ngenjongo ... okanye mhlawumbi kunjalo. Ukanti ngokulandela umthetho wakhe we-IBC obonakala umsulwa, uyazi okanye hayi, bamlahlile uYesu ngokufuziselayo.
Ke ukhetho luka-Oprah lwamagama lubonisa imeko engathandekiyo ye-Ice Bucket Challenge, ndiyaqikelela? Ndiyathetha, uye waziwa ngokunqula izinto ezintle ezingaqhelekanga:
Ndoda, linda nje de uOwens afumanise ukuba xa udlala umceli mngeni weOprah's Ice Bucket umva, ityhila indalo yakhe eyiyo njengeSatanic Ice Wizard.
U-Owens ulusonga ngokundwendwela amandla akhe ngokucocekileyo ngokudibanisa konke ukubuyela kwezona zinto zinobusathana zokwenza: uphando lweseli ye-stem.
Kuthekani ngemali? Isiseko sikhulise ngaphezulu kwe- $ 94 yezigidi kwinyanga enye, ngokugqitha ngokudlula kwi-1.5 yezigidi zeedola eziphakanyisiweyo kunyaka ophelileyo. Kwaye iyaqhubeka nokufumana malunga ne- $ 9 yezigidi ngosuku. Kukho iinkxalabo malunga ne-ALS isebenzisa iindlela ze-embryonic stem-cell, kwaye umbutho awucacanga ukuba loluphi uphando oluza kuluqhuba kwaye nokuba yeyiphi na eya kuguqulela kwinkqubela phambili yokulwa okanye yokunyanga i-ALS. Oku kushiye abanye abantu baziva besetyenziswa gwenxa okanye bekhohlisiwe ukuba bathathe inxaxheba kwi-IBC.
Uyayiva lonto? Iminikelo yakho isenokuba iya kwi uphando lwezenzululwazi ngeendlela ezintsha zokuphilisa abantu ! Ndiqinisekile unomsindo.
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