I-Recap: U-Rick ugqithisela ingqondo yakhe kwindawo encinci yakhe ukunceda ihlobo kunye no-Morty ngeengxaki ze-vampire esikolweni, kuphela ukuqala kokuphazamiseka kwengqondo okucinezelweyo; UBeth noJerry bachitha ixesha kwindibano yokucebisa ngomtshato ngezinga lempumelelo le-100%.
Ewe, ixesha lifikile. Ngena kwii-bunkers zakho, utshixe iingcango, phuma ngaphandle kwe-snuggies: sifikelele kwisiqendu apho iqhinga lika-Beth-and-Jerry lalomelele kunecebo lika Rick.
Ayikuko ukuba ibali likaRick eli siqendu-uhlala emzimbeni wolutsha, ekuqaleni luvulelekile kwaye luxhasa ihlobo kunye noMorty kuphela ukuqala ukuphulukana nezinto ezenza ukuba azibone (njengotywala kunye noloyiko olukhoyo) -kunyanzelekile imbi. Iskripthi sifumana iziqhulo ezomeleleyo kunye nokujikeleza okungafaniyo nento ekuthiwa yi-fandom AU eqhelekileyo, kwaye yomibini imiboniso yomnqweno wokwenyani kaRick wokuxhasa ihlobo kunye noMorty kunye nophuhliso lwamva olubeka abantwana kwindawo ye-arhente ebalisayo. Ndihlala ndihlala ndihleli phantsi kwisiqwenga esiqhutywa yiHlobo) kunomvuzo wokubukela. Ndiqinisekile sonke sikrokrela, nzulu ezantsi, ukuba uRick uya kuba lelona phiko lihle kakhulu kwihlabathi.
Kodwa ayikaze ihlangane kunye. Intambo ye-vampire ihlala phakathi kokubanda okuvulekileyo kunye nesiqwengana esiphindaphindayo, esiphela kunye nexesha elingaphezulu kunoko bekuya kufuna njenge-non-sequitur kwaye alikho ixesha eloneleyo lokuba licebo elipheleleyo-indalo iphela yoyikisa kwaye izinto zenzeka ngaphandle Isizathu okanye intlawulo eyimfuneko inokusebenza njengesixhobo esibalisayo ngocwangciso olufanelekileyo, kodwa ayisiyiyo into yokubamba nakweyiphi na intambo ejingayo. Ngokukwanjalo, kukho phantse imeko yesikripthi esizilwayo ngokwawo kwindlela yokuhlola iTiny Rick, ukugculela phakathi kokuqhubela phambili kwindlela anokuthi enze ngayo njengomntu ofikisayo ngaphandle kokubeka umngcipheko wokuba kufuneka achaze uRick.
Olo dabi luthetha ukuba umbono oqinisekileyo wokwenyani zizazisi zethu ezichazwe ziimpazamo zethu kunye nokuchazwa okungalunganga okuvuthayo njengolayini wokulahla isenzo sesithathu (sichithe ixesha elininzi sijonga izinto ezahlukeneyo zokuphelelwa lithemba kukaRick kunye nokukrakra, kodwa loo mgca Njengombuzo obanzi unezinto ezininzi ezingasetyenziswanga ngokubhekisele apho yonke le ntsapho ibisiya khona ngeli xesha lonyaka), kwaye uhambo lokuya kwelinye ilizwe luziva ngathi licebo elingazange laqhekeka ngendlela igumbi lombhali ebelifuna ngayo. Kukho okuninzi kokulala okuhle emaphethelweni ayo, okwaneleyo iziqendu ezibini ezahlukileyo, kodwa isiphumo sokujiya siyishiya ilungile.
Ukuba konke oko kubonakala kubukhali ngokungaqhelekanga, kungenxa yokuba iyelenqe lokucebisa ngomtshato lelinye lawona mabali anamandla kunye nolona luqinisekileyo lwenziwe ngeli xesha lonyaka ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, kwaye i-juxtaposition inenkohlakalo. Iziko lokucebisa liyinto entle yoyilo oluhle, luyakwazi ukuvula i-dime ukusuka ekuvalweni, phantse kuyilo lonyango olunamachaphaza Abaphambukeli -I-hellscape ephefumlelweyo ihlanjwe kukukhanya okubomvu okukhohlakeleyo. Uqikelelo lukaBeth noJerry olwandayo lomnye ngokufanayo luyamangalisa, luyakwazi ukudlala kumanqanaba aliqela alo mtshato uxhomekeke ngokunzulu (umbungu-uJerry akanasiphene kodwa ubhetyebhetye, ukumkanikazi uBeth uyothusa kodwa womelele ngokungenakuphikiswa). Ewe, kwakhona ukuba uBill Cipher weza ukuba wonke umntu kunye nenja yakhe bayichazile ngoku, nolunye uphawu olonwabisayo kokungaqhelekanga, okungenakulindeleka kokungaqaqanjiswa kwezi zimbini kubonisa umbulelo kubuhlobo babadali babo.
Yonke loo nto, ukuphalazwa kwegazi lokungakhathali kunye nayo yonke, ayilibaleki kulwalamano oluhlolayo. Umbuzo wobudlelwane bukaBeth noJerry obuhlala buhleli yenye yezo zinto ziyimfuneko yokubonisa (ngamanye amaxesha ndiba nexhala lokuba umboniso awukho kumgaqo wexesha, kodwa ukuzibophelela kwawo ekugcineni ukukhula ngokweemvakalelo kuhlala kuqinisekisa ukuza kuthi ga ngoku), Kwaye uRick ukubeka unyawo phantsi malunga nesiphelo-okanye-uqhawulo mtshato ngumnqweno wabaphulaphuli njengomlinganiswa.
Elona xesha lilungileyo lelona xesha liphantse lafika ukuqinisa ukubaluleka, nangona kunjalo kunesiphene, kweebhondi eziqhubekayo phakathi kwabalinganiswa bethu abaphambili abahlanu, kwaye yenye yezinto endizithandayo kakhulu ngothotho. Ngenxa yokunyanzelwa kukaRick kwisiqingatha sentlalontle, isiqingatha solipsism kungalula kakhulu ukungena kumjelo ongapheliyo wokuqhawulwa kunye neziganeko ezikhohlakeleyo, kwaye ukubuyela rhoqo kusapho kusinika isizathu sokubuya nokuba uthotho lukulo esona sohlwayo. Ngamanye amagama, umboniso usebenza kude kube ngoku uhlala usikhumbuza ukuba kutheni aba bantu benikezela ngomnye nomnye.
Ukucwangciswa kokusinda kungqina ukuba nako kuya kuba yeyokuqala le IBeth noJerry ukuba ayingabo abalinganiswa ngokubanzi (jonga: URick Potion # 9). Ukutshintsha kothando lwabo kunye nenzondo omnye komnye kuyadlala kwiskripthi seemvakalelo ngaphandle kokubiza ixabiso eliphantsi, kwaye inyani yokuba iyaphela okwangoku endaweni kanaphakade (aba babini babonakala ngathi bahlala befuna ingxaki yokubadibanisa, Yeyiphi inqaku lokuhamba kancinci kuhamba kwakhona) uziva ungathathi ntweni kubaphulaphuli. Mhlawumbi ikakhulu kukuba oku kuvakalelwa njengophuculo olwenziweyo kubudlelwane ebesikhe sajongana nabo okwethutyana ngoku, ngelixa ukubengezela kwamayelenqe (kwaye, ewe, ixabiso lothusayo) ejikeleze iinzame zikaRick zokuthintela ukwaluphala kunye nokufa yiza uhambe ngaphambi kokuba senze okungaphaya kohlobo lokunqwala kwaye uthi ewe, ndicinga ukuba kubonakala ngathi yinto anokuyenza.
Kule veki izayo kujongeka ngathi kukhupha iindawo zokumisa ukuya kuthi ga kwiziphumo ezibi, kunye noJerry enesifo esithile esothusayo sokubulala esivela kwibhetshi yeRick's frozen mutated bacteria. Ngaba inokuba sisiqendu sohlobo lwe-zombie, isenokuba kukukhohlisa okupheleleyo kwenye into. Uhlobo oluthile lokungakwazi ukulinda nokuba kukanjani.
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