Ukuphinda ujonge iLizwe elilibalekileyo leVMK yeDisney-yoBukumkani boMlingo oBonakalayo

Isikrini esivela kwiDisney

Njengoko i-COVID isolule ixesha elide nangaphezulu e-U.S., Isiseko esithandwayo sobukho obuqhelekileyo esiye saba sisihloko esixoxwayo ngoku yiWalt Disney Parks. Kubekho ingqumbo epheleleyo kwabanye malunga nento yokuba iDisney World ivulekile. Kwiphepha le-flip, abanye abantu banqwenela ukubaleka kwintshabalalo nakwisithokothoko sobomi bemihla ngemihla bodwa. Ngelixa wonke umntu efanele ukuhlala ekhuselekile, ahlambe izandla, kunye nomgama ekuhlaleni, ndifumana isibheno sokuya endaweni yomlingo (ngakumbi ngoku).

Kwi-Twitter, umsebenzisi omnye, @Camandcompany_ ukhalaze ukubuyela kwimeko yesiqhelo xa yonke le nto iqale. Ukuxolisa bonke abalandeli, iDisney ingavuselela indalo endala, engathandekiyo: iDisney's Virtual Magic Kingdom.

(ICamancompany_ ngumhleli oyintloko we TheLostBros , eyenza ipaki yomxholo kunye nesinxibo senkcubeko.)

Olu luvo lukwabelwana ngalo ngaphakathi komhleli ophezulu wombhali kunye nombhali UKelley Coffey . Kwi-OpEd yakhe, Izidingo zeDisney zokubuyisa iVMK , Uthetha ngayo yonke imidlalo yakudala evela kwisiza, uluntu olukhule ngeenxa zonke kwi-VMK, kunye nendlela ezizise ngayo abalandeli abancinci beDisney.

Ke, kuye nakubani na ophose iminyaka emi-4 ye-craze, yayiyintoni VMK ?

Ngo-2004, iDisney yadala umdlalo wabadlali abaninzi njengesiqwenga sokukhuthaza ukukhumbula iminyaka engama-50 yeeDisney Parks. Lo mdlalo yayilulonwabo oluncinci lokukhwela iipaki ozithandayo, iimpawu zomhlaba, kunye neendawo ezithile ezithandekayo zeDisney, ukusuka kwiNtaba yeNdawo ukuya kwi-Scar's Be Prepared set. Ngaphezulu kokulindelwe yiDisney, umdlalo waqhuma ngokuthandwa.

Nangona ekuqaleni yayenzelwe ukuba ihlale iinyanga ezimbalwa, yaqhubeka isinda kwindawo yeDisney iminyaka emi-4. Babeneminyhadala, imibuzo kunye nemidlalo yasekuhlaleni egcina abalandeli bezibandakanya. Abadlali banokuqokelela amakhadi okurhweba, bathathe inxaxheba kwiMidlalo emitsha okanye yeBoot okanye yeeMidlalo (ewe, ziyile nto kanye zivakalayo), bangenela ukhuphiswano lokuhombisa igumbi, okanye baye kuzingela ipaki-ngokubanzi.

Ngokubanzi, i-VMK yayiyinto encinci kwi-intanethi-ubuncinci, ukuya kuthi ga simahla, imidlalo yabadlali abaninzi iya. Yayivulelekile kubo bonke, kodwa abaphulaphuli bayo babebancinci kakhulu (iminyaka eyi-8-14) ukuba indawo leyo yayingenazo nje iitoni zeemods, kodwa kwanexesha lokulala. Iwebhusayithi ibaleke kuphela ukusuka kwi-7 kusasa ukuya kwi-10pm PST. Okwam, usana oluncinci lwaseMidwestern, ndandiphiwe ukuba nomdlalo ukusukela nge-10: 1--1am, ke wena ubheje ndachitha ubusuku obunje ndenza uphawu lwam kubukumkani obubonakalayo.

Edlulileyo i-Disney veneer eyonwabileyo yosapho, ewe, inxenye yolonwabo yayikukufumana abantwana ngeendlela zokuba ngabantwana abangaqhelekanga. Njengomntu omdala-fan, ndikhumbula ngokuchanekileyo ukuba kwakunjani apho. Kwakukho ukhuphiswano olungenasiphelo, ubulali, ubuxoki be-intanethi, kunye nokufumana iindlela ezijikeleze iimods. Amagama afana nebhentshi okanye i-beech ajikelezwe rhoqo, ngakumbi ukuba ubuyitroli othanda ukuma kwibhulorho yethayile enye Ingonyama King indawo ye-hyena, ethintela wonke umntu ukuba angadluli. (Njengam. Ndingomnye wezo jerks zincinci.)

Ungandwendwela amagumbi abantu, wenze izihlobo, udilize abantu kwimidlalo, uphonononge amanqaku eetotshi ezigqibeleleyo zegumbi lakho… Unokuba noluntu, ukhuphisane, uthandeke okanye ube nengxaki. Umdlalo utshintshe ngokupheleleyo kuxhomekeke kwinto oyithathileyo kuyo.

Ngenye imini, ngosuku olunye, ndiyakhumbula ndichola iqabane elinobuso obuhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, ndiphumelela isitulo esinqwenelekayo kumdlalo wezitulo zomculo, ndifumana isoka lam likopela kum, lahlukana naloo mfana, ndadibana nomhlobo wam ndinyathela igumbi lempisi , ukuvalwa kwigumbi le-hyena kangangeyure, ukufumana umhlobo wam ukuba afumane kunye nomhla wathi ngumfana ohlaza okwesibhakabhaka, ebonisa umhla wabo wokubangela imeko, sobabini simthiya amagama de sakhatywa kwela gumbi, emva koko saya Umdlalo weNdlu yeHununted ukuze ube yiGhostbusters.

Ukuthi siyayithanda iya kuba yinto ephantsi.

I-VMK yayiliphupha lomntwana elikhuselekileyo. Yonke into malunga nayo itsale ulutsha olucocekileyo nolucocekileyo olunokubakholisa abazali babo ukuba babavumele kwi-intanethi. Kodwa iDisney? Ngamehlo enja yenjana, leyo yinto uninzi lwethu olunokubacenga ukuba bayivumele. I-Disney yayiyinto ekhuselekileyo nethembekileyo, akunjalo?

Ukulunga, xa kuthelekiswa nezinye izithuba ze-intanethi, i-VMK yayikhuselekile kwaye ilungile. Kodwa oko kwakungathethi ukuba asizifumani iindlela zokugoba imigaqo.

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Nangona kunjalo, ngaphandle kovuyo olupheleleyo olwazisa abantu abaninzi, u-Disney ekugqibeleni wabeka umdlalo wabo wokunyusa owahlala ixesha elide ngoMeyi, ka-2008. Abantu bachitha usuku lokugqibela bonwabela izinto ezintle kwaye bezuza izinto zokugqibela zesikhumbuzo ngaphambi kokuba iDisney ivale iingcango zayo ngonaphakade, besithi ngekhe baphinde bavulwe. Uninzi lwabalandeli luye lwabuza, nditsho nokusayina izikhalazo, kodwa inguqulelo yeDisney yeVMK sele ifile ngoku ngaphezulu kweminyaka eyi-12.

Kanye emva kokuba i-VMK ivaliwe, iisayithi ze-copycat zakhawuleza ukuzama ukubanga abaphulaphuli. Eyona nto ibalulekileyo (ngo-2008) yayingu Ubukumkani boSapho obuqinisekileyo (okanye i-VFK). Olu yayiluhlobo lwenqaku lobukoloniyali, lwembali yomdlalo weDisney Parks. Yayintsha kwaye inenqwelwana ekuqaleni, ke ngaphandle kweDisney emva kwayo, kwakunzima ukufikelela kwiinyawo zayo. Ndiyavuma ukuba ndenze iakhawunti ye-VFK ngokwam, kodwa emva kwesiqingatha seyure sabantu abambalwa, umdlalo weDisney odlalwe kancinci, andikaze ndibheke ngasemva.

Sukutyhola i-VFK ngam ngokuba ngumntu oneminyaka eli-12 ubudala. Ukuba nantoni na, babhetele ngaphandle kwam.

Kule minyaka, i-VFK ibonakala ngathi ifumene abaphulaphuli bayo, njengoko isasebenza nanamhla kwaye inetoni yeziganeko ezizodwa zokwenza umbulelo. Ke, ndiyavuyisana nabo, kwaye (ukuba uluhlobo lobukoloniyali) nceda uzive ukhululekile ukubajonga.

I-VFK ayizange iphelele ekubeni yindlalifa ye-VMK ifanelwe, kodwa yayingekuphela kwesiqwenga selifa le-VMK. I-Disney inokuba iyonwabile ibeka i-VMK ukuba iphumle, kodwa i-VMK iphila kumaqhekeza eendaba.

Okokuqala, iichungechunge zeencwadi ze-Kingdom Keepers zeDisney zisebenzisa i-VMK ukunxibelelana nokubamba iintlanganiso eziyimfihlo kuwo onke amabali abo. Xa isiza sivaliwe, yayilutshintsho oluphawulweyo kumabali kunye nento enkulu kubalinganiswa.

Ngapha koko, abalandeli abanjengoCam noCoffey ngokucacileyo bacinga ukuba i-VMK isenendawo emhlabeni kubalandeli beDisney abazinikeleyo. Kutheni le nto benokuthi babhale i-tweet okanye babhale ngayo?

Eyona nto ibaluleke kakhulu, kukuba iikopi ze-VMK aziphelanga nge-VFK. Ngo-2013, I-MyVMK kukhutshwa. I-MyVMK yayiyikopi esezantsi-yokuyilwa kwe-VMK. Inentandokazi zabalandeli njenge IPirates yeCaribbean umdlalo, iBlue Bayou, kunye nesisele sikaMaleficent (nangabalandeli-abathandwayo, ndithetha iintandokazi ZAM). Ndide ndenza eyam i-avatar encinci ukuyikhangela!

Inguqulelo ye-MyVMK yeDisney

Ngelixa umdlalo ungagqitywanga (uBukumkani babo beZilwanyana abuphelanga, ngenxa yoko andinakukwazi ukujikeleza igumbi le-hyena njengoko bendikade ndenza njalo), liziko elithandwayo labalandeli bomdlalo abasekhona, kwaye nayiphi na into entsha abo banokuthanda ukujoyina. Kuyavunywa, kule mihla kufuneka ube neminyaka eli-13 okanye ngaphezulu ukuze ujoyine… ngokokwazi ibhokisi yokukhangela, ubuncinci.

Kum, elona candelo linomdla lokuphonononga i-MyVMK yayikukujikeleza kwiimephu zehlabathi kunye nokuziva oku kubanda kakhulu. Ndabona amagumbi ndilibale nokuba akho, kwaye kwavakala ngathi liphupha. Kwakungathi ndikwibanga lesihlanu kwakhona, ndifumana isilayidi sam somlingo weDisney kwi-intanethi. Nangona, emva phaya, bendihlazisa i-intanethi yamakhwenkwe kwaye ndiyinto encinci, ethanda inyoka, yayiyipokotho encinci yenkululeko apho kwakufuneka ndonwabe ngeDisney kwaye, kulungile, umntwana.

I-Disney isenokuba iyitsalile iplagi kwi-VMK, kwaye ngekhe iphinde ibuyele kolo khetho, kodwa ilifa layo liqhubeka. Ke, ukuba ubhubhane wenza ukuba uzive ungonwabanga kwaye unesizungu, pop by MyVMK (kwaye ulandele Iakhawunti ye-Twitter ) ukwenza iinkumbulo ezintsha zokuhamba nezakudala. Nam? Ndingaba okanye ndingabaqinisekisi abahlobo bam ukuba babambe indawo yethu yobuhlobo apho.

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-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —