NgoLwesihlanu ebusuku, ndabona Oothixo baseYiputa nomhlobo wam. Besiyazi ukuba inokuba mbi kodwa sinethemba lokuba inokuba mbi kakhulu-ilungile. Ngokuqinisekileyo sasinomdla kuba-kwiinqwelwana ezirhuqwayo, ubuncinci-zazikhangeleka ngathi yinto yokuhlekisa ngexesha lika Imidlalo yeethrone . Ikharavani yayo yayinayo loo nto, Ngaba yinyani imovie? umgangatho. Inokwenzeka njani ukuba le ibeyifilimu yeqonga? Ngaba inokuba mbi ngendlela ejongeka ngayo? Yintoni na le malunga ? Ngaba kukho abaguquli kwiYiputa yamandulo?
Siye saya kumovie phantsi kweemeko ezifanelekileyo zolu hlobo lwefilimu. Saceba ukuhamba emva kweveki ende yokusebenza njengengcinezelo. Sahlala ngasemva kwimeko yokuhleka (esona sigqibo sibaluleke kakhulu). Sibe neelekese saphuma saya kwi-mac kunye netshizi emva koko (umxholo wobusuku obumnandi). Sasiyilungele imovie engalunganga kwaye sinethemba lokuba inokuba imbi kangaka-ilungile. Ngaba kunjalo?
Ngokucacileyo, ucoceko olucocekileyo kufuneka luqwalaselwe kuqala. Kukho ukuphoswa okungafaniyo kwiscreen kunokuba bendicinga ukuba kuyakubakho, kodwa loo nto ayikusondeli kuncediso kuthathelwa ingqalelo indlela ebendilindele ngayo iphantsi. Njengo Isonka kwaye ICinderella Kunyaka ophelileyo, isigqibo sokuphosa kuphela abantu abanemibala kwiindima ezixhasayo, ngelixa iindima eziphambili zikhokelela kuphela kwii-caucasians, yingxaki enkulu. Ndiyamthanda uJamie Lanister nabo bonke, kodwa ndingaphikisana noChadwick Boseman ligama elikhulu, kutheni ke engazange anikwe eyona nxalenye inkulu? Nokuba yeyiphi na, imovie inkunkuma yobuhlanga.
Ukuya kuthi ga ngoku-kukubi-kulungile: okwangoku, kodwa jonga emva kwiminyaka engama-20. Ngubani owaziyo? Mhlawumbi singanakho ukujonga emva ukusuka kwikamva eliqaqambileyo kwaye sihlekise ngexesha apho ukuhlamba umhlophe kwakuxhaphakile kwaye kucacile, ngakumbi ngokungazazi ngokupheleleyo. Ewe, le movie inowona mgangatho ubaluleke kakhulu kumdlalo bhanyabhanya ombi (ukunyaniseka), kodwa loo nto yenza ukuba ibe sisithulu ngakumbi kwaye ibe mbi. Kubonakala ngokucacileyo ukuba yenziwe ngomnqweno wokwenza into esemgangathweni ehluleka nje ngokumangalisayo, kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo kukho amaxesha ahlekisayo ngokungacwangciswanga-eneneni Okuninzi yabo.
Kodwa ngoku, ngo-2016, le movie ngokuqinisekileyo eyoyikekayo , Kwaye ngaphezulu kwayo yonke enye into, iyadika kwaye iyabhidisa ukonwabela kwindawo yemiboniso bhanyabhanya kawonkewonke kunye namanye amalungu ahlawulayo abaphulaphuli. Le bhanyabhanya imbi kangangokuba inokuthi ngenye imini ifumane Igumbi unyango, nabaphulaphuli bebonke bephendula kumgqomo abawubonayo, kodwa kwiithiyetha zokuqala, kusondele kuvavanyo lokunyamezela lokuhlala Abaguquleli imuvi. Akukho mntu wayebonakala enomdla, kwaye wonke umntu wayebonakala ediniwe xa kugqityiwe.
Ndimele nditsho ukuba, phakathi kwabantu abathathu abakrelekrele (kwaye nge Incwadana inqaku ngesandla), andikacingi ukuba ndiyazi eyona njongo yale movie. Ukuba ndifumana le nkcazo yeploti ingalunganga, uxolo, kodwa andizisoli. P.S. Oku kuya kuba nabaphangi:
OoThixo abantakwabo babini (uGerard Butler kunye noBryan Brown) bazalwa nguRa (Geoffrey Rush. Yup, ukule movie). Ngelixa u-Osiris (uBrown) elungiselela ukunika i-Egypt unyana wakhe uHorus (uJamie Lanister ngokwakhe, uNikolaj Coster-Waldau), ade uSeti (Butler) afike, abulale umntakwabo, kwaye asuse amehlo omtshana wakhe, kuba kulapho amandla akhe (yup) . Seta amakhoboka kuyo yonke i-Egypt, kubandakanya nesibini esicaphukisayo esigama linguBek noZaya (iBrenton Thwaites kunye neCourtney Eaton). Emva koko, kukho umlo omkhulu we-Egypt phakathi kweHorus kunye neSeti, ebandakanya oothixo uHathor noThoth (uElodie Yung noChadwick Boseman).
Ndiyakrokrela ukuba abantu bazokuzibuza ukuba ingaba le bhanyabhanya ibuyela kwikrele elingelilo-elichanekileyo ngokwembali kunye nemibono yesanti ye-80s ( Umqeqeshi wezilwanyana , Krull , IHercules ). Ndiqinisekile yile ndlela le yafumana ngayo ukukhanya okuluhlaza, kodwa ezo bhanyabhanya zazinomtsalane wokuziva phantse zenziwe ngezandla kunqabile ukuba zibonwe kwakhona-kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo azikho apha. Inkangeleko yedijithali iyonke yale bhanyabhanya isondele kwinto esiyibonileyo Idabi leenkwenkwezi zangaphambili. Kucacile ukuba yayiyimovie ebiza kakhulu ukuyenza, kodwa ekugqibeleni ijongeka imbi. Xa mna, umntu onqabe ukubona ii-bloopers, qaphela imvelaphi yabantu abalekayo bephindaphinda ukusuka ekhohlo ukuya ekunene, uyazi ukuba kukho ingxaki enkulu . Zininzi iimbono ezinyanzelwayo ukuze oothixo babonakale ngathi baziingxilimbela, kodwa ababonakali lonto zinkulu, kwaye ngamanye amaxesha, zikhangeleka zilingana njengabantu abanxibelelana nabo; ngamanye amaxesha, abantu bajongeka bencinci. Izilo zibonakala zingenasisindo, kwaye isenzo sibonisa ukunqongophala kokuqonda okwenziwa ngqo kwinqanaba kunye nokusika ukulandelelana kokulwa. Ziyacutheka, zihlelwe ngaphezulu, kwaye zithande ukusika ngaphambi kokuba ukubetha kube nefuthe. Ke, kukho inkangeleko yabalinganiswa kunye nezidalwa, ezizizidenge ngokumangalisayo. Ndithelekisa le Abaguquleli kuba kubonakala ngathi umntu ucinga, Uyazi ukuba iEksodus yayifuna ntoni? Iirobhothi!
Iskripthi, njengoko unokuthelekelela, sibi. Icebo lobulumko, imovie yeqa ngaphezulu kangangokuba ndiye ndaqala ukucinga ukuba isithukuthezi sam kukudinwa kwaye bendiye ndinqwale. Hayi, ndibone imovie yonke. Baye bashiya izinto ngaphandle. Incoko yabalinganiswa iyasebenza-ngendlela embi. Uninzi lwabadlali lubeka umsebenzi omninzi ukuzisindisa kwisikripthi. UGeoffrey Rush ubonakala enalo ixesha lobomi bakhe njengoko ekhwaza izilo, kwaye uChadwick Boseman wenza i-iffy kodwa wenza isigqibo sokudlala i-90s sitcom gay best friend trope exutywe noGqirha Manhattan. UCoster-Waldau uyothukile ngokumangalisayo ekusebenzeni kwakhe, nangona ngelishwa, uYung enendlela ngakumbi ye-chemistry kunye no-Butler kuno-Coster-Waldau, u-Butler muhle kakhulu ekusebenzeni kwakhe ngolona hlobo ukuza kuthi ga ngoku. Ukhwaza, HAYI, kakhulu kule movie.
I-Brenton Thwaites kunye ne-Courtney Eaton, kwelinye icala, ziyoyikeka. I-Eaton ayifumaneki ngokukhawuleza emfanekisweni, kodwa inyani yokuba ubunzima bemovie ekufanele ukuba ibandakanye ezi zinto zimbini yandicaphukisa. I-Thwaites yenye yezona zinto zincinci ezinomdla zamadoda akhokelayo sihlala singena kwiimovie ngoku, kwaye ubukho bakhe apha baqala ukundithathela phantse kwangoko, kuba ungumdlali okruqulayo ukubukela kwiscreen. I-Bek kunye ne-Horus's buddy izinto ze-movie zenze ukuba ndiqonde ukuba kutheni singafumani ii-movie ze-Superman kunye noJimmy Olson kunye nokukhwela (ngokoqobo, uHorus ujikeleza kunye no-Beck Okuninzi , kwaye ihlala ikhangeleka iyisidenge).
Ukuthetha malunga nokuba kutheni le movie ingasebenzi kwaye inokuba njani, ndiye ndabona ukuba iBek (igama elihlekisayo) bekufanele ukuba, Ungaze Uphele Ibali , umlinganiswa omncinci ukuze imovie ibinokuba ubuncinci yabantwana . Lo mboniso bhanyabhanya ulala ngesondo kunye nogonyamelo (nangona igazi liGOLIDE!), Kodwa ngokulandelelana, yakhiwe yathanda ifilimu yabantwana. Njengoko umhlobo watsho, imovie, ukuba bekunjalo iyahamba ukubanazo ezo zinto, bekufanele ukuba bezi-R ezinzima ukuze babe nako ukugxila kwizinto ezimnyama ngokwenene kwiintsomi, ezenze ukuba ndikhumbule ukusilela okuhle Ongafiyo ukusuka kuTarsem Singh.
Kunjalo ngoba Oothixo baseYiputa ifumana ukugxeka nokuphendula kwabaphulaphuli. Ubungangamsha beemovie ezinje Ongafiyo kunye ne-loopy-but-oddly-watchable yonyaka ophelileyo Ukunyuka kweJupiter wayenomgangatho omangalisayo ngenxa yokuba Ndiyazi abalawuli babezama ukwenza into-bezama ukunxibelelana-nokuba babengaphumelelanga. Oothixo baseYiputa , njengonyaka ophelileyo Iipixels okanye Ezine ezigqibeleleyo , iswele elo lizwi libalulekileyo lomlawuli kunye nokunxibelelana nabaphulaphuli, ishiya ababukeli beziva behlaselwa kukungakhathali okungathandekiyo kwemovie.
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