Damn it Disney, ndifuna ukukukhalimela kuzo zonke izigqibo zakho ze-bullshit, amadoda anengxaki uyaqhubeka nokuqesha kwaye ukhusele, kwaye unikezela ukugxotha izilo, kodwa kwangaxeshanye, banomngxunya wekomityi kubuntwana bam. Ezi ndaba zamva nje Breakin '2: Ukonakala-I-Ralph Electric Boogaloo URalph Waphula i-Intanethi Ndonwabe ngakumbi kunokuba ndifuna ngokwenene malunga nefilimu.
Jonga iimpahla ezintsha zamakhosazana eDisney eRalph Ukophula i-Intanethi https://t.co/IiRuWejuCc
-Iveki yokuZonwabisa (@EW) Nge-9 ka-Agasti ka-2018
Kumfanekiso okhethekileyo okhutshwe ku Ukuzonwabisa ngeveki Sibona uVanellope elala nabafazi beDisney Princess canon enxibe nje okuqhelekileyo, iingubo zihambile kwaye endaweni yoko banxibe iimpahla ezimnandi.
Amagqabantshintshi:
- Curls ezintle Tiana. Omg ezo curls, ndiyalila. Ngaba iTiana izakufumana ixesha elininzi lokujonga njengomntu kule bhanyabhanya kunaku I-P &TF ? Siza kubona.
- Ikhephu linxibe ihempe eneposi ye-posion kuyo kuba iphumile kumabala okupha kwaye ndiyaphila.
- Ihempe kaSindi yinqwelwana ene-G2G kuyo!
- Ihempe ka-Anna inomfanekiso wesandwich kwaye ithi gqibezanani
- Ijacket kaMulan ineeMushu dragons kuyo.
- I-Ariel ijongeka intle ngento ethile esofeni kutheni ikodwa kwaye ingaxhonywa neqela?
- Uphi iBelle, Aurora, neMerida?
- I-Loungewear asikabukeki okwangoku, kodwa bayahlekiswa kudliwanondlebe abathi iBeast Abahlobo Ngonaphakade, kunye neBlue Corn Moon
Yonke into malunga nale promo iyandonwabisa, kwaye andinakukwazi ukuzibuza ukuba baya kuba njani ngeemeta ngale nto iyinkosazana. Ngaba abanye abalinganiswa ababhinqileyo beDisney abangazinkosazana baya kuza? Ngaba baya kwenza onke amantombazana isibhengezo seenkosazana kwaye ekugqibeleni banike uEilonwy ukusuka ICauldron emnyama ityala lakhe? Siza kubona.
Ukongeza kulo mfanekiso mkhulu wamandla e-dick, kukwakho LEYA Udliwanondlebe ochaza ukuba ukufakwa kukaVanellope kwiDisney canon kulukhuthaze njani olu tshintsho:
Ndinebhongo kakhulu ngesimilo sam sokuba yinkosazana yakwaDisney enesinqe somntu. Ndiyamthanda ukuba uyinkosazana kodwa unxiba, ngathi uyinjubaqa, kwaye uyabakhuthaza bonke ukuba banxibe iimpahla ezintle, utshilo uSarah Silverman, ephindaphinda indima yakhe yelizwi ka-2012 njengoVanellope von Schweetz, othe kwimizuzu yokugqibela Ukonakala-It Ralph Wafunda ukuba wayengekho glitch kodwa, enyanisweni, inkosi eyacwangciswa ngomdlalo wokubaleka, iSugar Rush. Khange iwele engqondweni yam ukuba ndiyinkosazana yakwaDisney-enje, ukuba ndinjalo uluhlu -De sonke sadibana kulo nyaka, kwaye ndaye ndaminxeka kancinci. Yi-corny, ndiyazi, kodwa bendifana, 'Oh s-t, kunjalo. NdingumYuda, ndonwabile-ndinxibe inkosazana yeDisney. Ipholile kangakanani loo nto?
Kupholile kwaye kubonakala ngathi yindawo yokubandakanya aba bafazi banesithsaba seDisney ukubenza babe ngabantu ngaphezulu kokufezekisa okucwebezelayo ababedalelwe ukumela ekuqaleni.
Ukuze sikwazi ukusebenza naba balinganiswa ngendlela ehlekisayo kunye neyabantu… banembonakalo, kodwa kum, baziva ngathi banomkhenkce ngelinye ixesha nto leyo eyenze kwanzima kum ukuba ndibachonge okanye ndibaqonde, Utsho uRich Moore, owalathise ukuphumelela u-Oscar Zootopia. Yiyo kuphela yam, [kodwa] ndicinga ukuba yintoni emnandi malunga naloo ndawo kukuba le nto yongeza into kubo ebenza bazive ngathi ngabantu bokwenyani.
Siza kubona ukuba ziyinyani kangakanani.
Ucinga ntoni ngezi mpahla zelounge zikhangeleka njani kwaye kungekudala ngaphambi kokuba uMxholo oshushu uqale ukuzithengisa?
(nge-EW, umfanekiso: Disney)
