Kuhlala kukho impundu.
Ndaqala ukubukela Ixesha lokonwaba Malunga nonyaka ophelileyo, xa umntakwethu wayicebisayo kum ngengcaciso yokuba yayingathi ngumntu wenza umboniso ngokusebenza kwengqondo yam ngaphakathi. Damned ukuba ebengekho right. Ixesha lokonwaba Mhle, ungaze ube neentloni ukwamkela okuthandekayo, kodwa inobumnyama obuqhubekayo. Imatriki eyothusayo yeemvakalelo ezinyanisekileyo, ukusika, kunye nobumnyama twine ejikeleze omnye nomnye kulo mboniso, kodwa ugqibe kumlinganiswa weNkosazana uBonnibel Bubblegum. Ukhangeleka emnandi (ejonge ngokupheleleyo), enolusu kunye neenwele ezipinki, ukuthanda iimpahla ezipinki nezimfusa, kwaye ndicinga ukuba indlela yakhe enobugorha inyanisekile - uyafundela iinkedama eziziiswiti, amadabi okufumana umhlaba ofakwe yimitha Ubukumkani bePipi, kwaye ujinga nabahlobo bakhe kubusuku bemovie. Kodwa (nakwi Ixesha lokonwaba , kuhlala kukho i-butt) -kukho icala kule ntombazana elingaphezulu kokufanelekela ukwamkela isikhundla sobunkokeli ngaphakathi kwe-Aperture Laboratories, Inc. Sukuyifunda le njenge-diss kwi-PB-yeyona nto ndiyithandayo, kwaye bubunzima bayo obundithandayo. Uwuqonda ngokupheleleyo umthwalo wobunkokeli kwaye ukholelwa ekubeni ubenguye kanye kanye ekufuneka ebekhona ukuze abe yinkokeli efanelekileyo. UPrincess Bubblegum ufuna ukuthandwa, kodwa ekupheleni kosuku (okanye i-millenium okanye nantoni na…) uzimisele ukuba yindoda embi xa okuhle kakhulu kufuna njalo.
Masenze uluhlu lwamaxesha amnyama e-PB:
1.) Ukuphinda umiselwe iziNto eziFileyo (iScone sabafileyo?) : ngaphakathi Uloyiko lwePati yokuLala , uboniswa esebenza kwi-serum yokuvuselela abantu abafileyo beelekese. Hayi, asivumeli abantu beelekese belele, sibabuyisela ebomini bengacingi kangako ngendlela abanokuziva ngayo. Makungabikho bantu babathandayo. Lo mfo mncinci uyishwankathela kakuhle:
Abantu beelekese bayaphambana.
Mbini.) Ingulube. NguYesu. : I-PB yenze i-Lemongrab, kwaye yavela… ayilunganga. Ukucaphuka, ukuba nesizungu, ukukhathazeka ngokulula, kunye nokusilela kuvelwano, i-Earl yeLemongrab ilusizi ngokwenene. Xa wazibonakalisa engenakho ukuhlala nabanye abantu kwaye engakwazi ukunyamezela abanye abantu ixesha elide, wagxothwa elubhacweni ukuze anike ulawulo kwiCongress Lemongrab. Xa ekhwela kwi-Candy Kingdom eyokunyanzela abantu ukuba balawule, i-PB kuqala imnika abanye babemi abangenaziphumo zingako. Nalu ulutsha olungenalukreqo. Ngaba unayo. Xa oku kungqina ukunganyamezeleki, umenza ukuba abe lilungu lakhe lokuphola. Ukutyibilika ngokutyibilika kakhulu? Ewe. Ithambeka elimtyibilizi lokudla ubuzwilakhe.
Ewe. Ewe yiyo.
3.) IGoliyadi kunye neStormo: Ingqondo engapheliyo yePiyo yokuBhubha ingunaphakade. Ngonaphakade. : Ke, andizukuphila ngonaphakade. Inzululwazi ayikabikho okwangoku. Kwisiqendu IGoliyadi , I-PB yenza iGoliad ukuba ibe ngumlandeli wayo. I-pink Sphynx iswele isimilo sokuziphatha esifunekayo ukuze ingabi nguzwilakhe, kwaye ke ikhupha enye ye-DNA kaFinn kwaye yenze iStormo, i-griffin ethi kwangoko, iqhawe ihlanganyele uGoliad kwidabi elingunaphakade le-psychic. Ngonaphakade. Ndineemvakalelo ezothusayo malunga nobume obunokwenzeka besisiganeko. Ndiyasithanda isimilo sePB kuba Ukungaqondakali kokuziphatha kwakhe, ukunyaniseka kubahlobo, kunye namandla olawulo. Ukukwazi kwakhe ukwenza izigqibo ezinzima kunye nokuthatha uxanduva lokwenza oko kufuneka akwenze ukuze asinde kuyamangalisa. Ukuba uGoliad wenziwe nge-PB's DNA kwaye iStrormo senziwe nguFinn's, ndiziva ngathi umlo wabo ongunaphakade sisifaniso sobuhlobo bukaFinn noBubblegum nokuba bachaphazelana njani kwaye bayacaphukisana, okanye umbono ombi wekamva abakulo macala
Usuku lokuzalwa olumnandi, Umhlambi. :-(
4.) I-BonnibelBot-ndikwenzele i-clonebot yam. Yonwabele. : Kwakungalunganga xa iklabhu yaseDouchebag yayisebenzisa iBuffyBot, kodwa i-PB yamenza amahlwempu, othathekileyo, umntu ozeka kade umsindo ukuba abe ngumlingisi wakhe ukuza kuthi ga ngoku. Andiqinisekanga ukuba ndizive njani ngalonto.
Hayi, mna-mna! Yiya kumhla waloo mfo, ngaba wena? Andinaxesha.
5.) Khwaza, Kumkani woMkhenkce! : Nge Ingaba wenze ntoni? , I-Ice King ibangele ukuqhambuka kweFreezer Burn Flu kwi-Candy Kingdom. Kuyavunywa, uyinto nje, kodwa unemicimbi yezempilo yengqondo kwaye akanaxanduva ngokupheleleyo ekuziphatheni kwakhe, kwaye wanikezela ukuba i-PB kufuneka ijonge ukuphuma kwayo. Oko utshilo, ukulungele ngokupheleleyo ukuvalela nokungcungcuthekisa uSimon oswelekileyo ukuze afumane isikhalo esifunekayo sokunyanga umkhuhlane. Oo, dang, nina bantu. I-PB inzima xa ifuna ukuba njalo, kwaye iyakhathala kakhulu malunga neelekese zayo, kunzima ukuba nomsindo ngayo, ngakumbi xa iziva kakubi ngayo kamva. Sonke siyazenza iimpazamo, Princess. Kwaye… u-Ice King akuthandeki ukuba ayikhumbule kamva… Aw, Simon. Idama.
Hayi, PB.
6.) Umdlalo wokufa kaRicardio. Ucinga ukuba uyingqondi yam elinganayo? Imisipha yakho ibhenciwe, woyisiwe.
Kwi Inenekazi kunye nePeebles , URicardio ubonakalisa ubuso bakhe oburhabaxa okwesihlandlo sesibini, ezakhele umzimba ngeenzame zokuchukumisa uPrincess Bubblegum. Ukukhusela uFinn, uJake, noLady, uPB uyavuma ukutshata noRicardio ukuba angamoyisa ngokulwa. Yintombazana yam leyo! Umlo ubukrakra ngokumangalisayo. Umhle kakhulu uyambamba kwaye uyamkrazula ngelixa egxeka isayensi yakhe. Uthi, Ucinga ukuba siyalingana ngokwengqondo? Kuthathe nje imizuzwana ukuba ndikubambe ungalindelanga! Kwaye lo mzimba uwuyilileyo yinkunkuma yokuziqhayisa. Yabona, ndiyazi into okanye ezimbini malunga nokwakha umzimba ngaphandle kwe-biomass, kwaye ungashiyi intliziyo yakho ityhilekile! URicardio uthi, bendifuna ukukuchukumisa, kwaye intombazana yam uPB iphendula ngokulula, Awuzange. Izibane zikhanyiselwe uRicardio. Ukubetha kancinci isayensi kunye nokulwa neNkosazana uBubblegum, ethi ihambise abahlobo bayo ekhaya kwaye ibakhathalele. Ndiyamthanda uBadass, uPB onomsindo kwiZifundo PB. Ndifuna umzobo wesenzo sakhe sokunyathela umsebenzi omdaka.
Inzululwazi yakho ayihambi kakuhle. Uyancanca, Ricardio!
7.) UYakobi. Ndizakwenza enye : Nge UYakobi , I-Princess Bubblegum, iFinn, kunye noJake bakumishini yokuhlola yokuqokelela iisampulu. UJames, umhlali wase-Candy Kingdom, usebenza njengomncedisi we-PB. Ngalo lonke eli thuba, uFinn noJake baqinisekile ukuba uJames uchitha iinzame zabo zokubaleka kwizitshintshi zeradioactive (Crap eNgcwele! USimon noMarcy are uselapha !). Kuyacaca ukuba ekuphela kwithuba lokubaleka kukubingelela omnye wabo kukhuseleko lweqela. UFinn, ubunjani bakhe bobuqhawe, amavolontiya. UPrincess Bubblegum unkqonkqoza ngokungathandabuzekiyo uFinn noJake ngaphandle kwesikrufu. Ukufika kukaFinn, uxelelwa ukuba ayinguye uYakobi owonakalisa izicwangciso zabo zokubaleka. Yayiyi-PB, ebuchwephesha besayensi yayo obuvavanye zonke izicwangciso zokubaleka kwaye bafumanisa ukuba akukho namnye kubo oza kusebenza. UJames unikezele ngesiqwenga se-candy biomass yakhe kwi-PB kwaye wazincama kwiZombi ezinemitha ye-radio ukusindisa bonke. Unokwenza omnye uYakobi, kodwa akakwazanga ukwenza enye uFinn, kwaye ke wenza ngokufanelekileyo.
Uyenzile le nto ebefanele ukuyenza.
8.) Susa kwaye unamathisele kwakhona. Phinda kwakhona. : - Khumbula abagxeki abancinci abahluphekayo I-Lich usika ngokungacwangciswanga kwaye unamathele kunye. Ngaba uzenzile? Ingayiyo. Ngaba uyababulala? Kusenokwenzeka. Ngaba iyamkhathaza le nto? Kubonakala ngathi akunjalo. Yikes.
Ezi zinto zikhangeleka zithandabuza njengezidalwa zokuhamba zexesha ukusuka Ixesha elibi ...
9.) I-Flame Princess -Iqulathe intombi yakho yenyukliya, okanye ndiza kukwenzela yona. I-Flame Princess inesona sizathu sokuqunjelwa kwi-PB. Yinkosazana enguBubblegum eyaqala yaqonda ubungozi obunokubakho beFlame Princess kwihlabathi, yaza yambuyisela kwi-Flame Kingdom, apho wayevalelwe khona de kwaba lixesha lokufikisa. Ewe, i-PB yayilungile, kodwa i-FP iyacaphuka ngokufanelekileyo. Ewe, kuvela ukuba i-Cinnamon Bun endala engaphekwanga kakuhle yazipheka ngokupheleleyo kwi-Flame Kingdom. Kubonakala kufanelekile ukuba i-FP kufuneka inyaniseke kulowo wayegcina iPB.
Kulungile, cutie. Kwilanteni!
10.) Amathambo egumbini -Ngaphakathi URicardio Intliziyo yeGuy , kukho amathambo abotshwe eludongeni kwindawo yangasemva. Ngoku, bafika njani apho? UPrincess Bubblegum ulawule iminyaka engama-800 nangaphezulu… kulungile, ndiza kuthatha ukuba babengabantu ababi kakhulu. Okanye, mhlawumbi bangamathambo esayensi. Yenzululwazi. Inzululwazi ebaleni, hayi iSayensi ibuzi.
Inzululwazi.
UPrincess Bubblegum sisiseko seNzululwazi kwihlabathi eliyigaga yomlingo. Kwi Ixesha lokonwaba , umlingo uyinyani. Rhoqo iyinyani, kwaye isetyenziswa ngabo bangenakho ukuhlangana malunga nokuguqula umntwana abe lunyawo olukhulu (uMntu oMlingo), ukuba iimvakalelo eziqulethwe zizinto ezixabisekileyo (Maja), kunye nokuguqula abantu ngokungxolayo ngenxa yokuthukwa okucingelwayo (igqwirha lasegadini elaxakana noJake Inzululwazi (isayensi yenyukliya, oko kukuthi) inokuthi iliguqule ilizwe lethu libe nguMhlaba we-Ooo, kodwa kuyacaca ukuba abahlali be-Ooo abanalo uxanduva ngomlingo kunangaphambili kwabo babenabo ngenzululwazi. I-PB iyala ukuvumela izikali ukuba ziye kude kakhulu kwicala elinye, inyanzelisa ukuba umlingo yinzululwazi kuphela eyenziwa ngabantu abangayiqondiyo into abayenzayo. Isicatshulwa esidumileyo sombhali wezenzululwazi kunye nesayensi uArthur C. Clarke, Nawuphi na ubuchwepheshe obuphambili ngokwaneleyo obungahlukanga kumlingo, usebenza kakuhle apha. Umhlaba wohlulo lwe-Ooo phakathi kwesayensi kunye nomlingo ukhumbuza kakhulu inzululwazi / inkolo yedichotomy edla ngokuxoxwa kuluntu lwethu. Ukutyelela ngokukhawuleza kwisiXeko seWizard kuqinisekisa ukuba umlingo awuyondlela yokulawula abantu, njengoko imithetho ingqongqo kwaye isohlwaya ngokugqithileyo kwizenzo ezibonakala zincinci. Kubonakala ngathi, ngapha koko, kukuba ayisiyiyo kuphela iPB eyenza into ekufuneka iyenzile kuba inakho. Omabini amacala enza okuninzi kuMhlaba we-Ooo.
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