Kwisiqwenga esitsha sokukhutshwa ngoncedo lwe INew York Times , U-Queen Liar uSarah Huckabee Sanders ubhengeze ukuba uthathela ingqalelo kakhulu ukubaleka kweRhuluneli yase-Arkansas ngonyaka ka-2022. Ibango lokuba zimbini iintlobo zabantu abalekela i-ofisi, Abantu ababiziweyo nabantu abafuna nje ukuba lilungu leNdlu yeeNgwevu okanye iRhuluneli. Ingathi ndibiziwe. Ubizwe ngubani kodwa? UMtyholi? Ulawulo lukaTrump? Kuba ngokuqinisekileyo yayingeyiyo inkosi yethu kunye nomsindisi uNkosk. UYesu Baby Yoda Christ. Akanakuze.
Ngaphandle kwale bhanti, isiqwenga sibhala ngokuphila kwakhe e-Arkansas, kubandakanya nenkcazo yekhaya lakhe elitsha leedola ezingama-600,000 kwindawo encinci yeLittle Rock (enesitudiyo sasekhaya sayo yonke imbonakalo yakhe yeFox News, ngokwendalo).
Iofisi yakhe ihonjiswe ngezixhobo zopolitiko, kubandakanya noMfazi woNyaka woNyaka ovela eVirginia Women for Trump kunye nesiginari yombane esayiniweyo evela kuMnumzana Huckabee, embonisa ukuba uhlala emsizela uTata wakhe!
Ndidinga ukunqumama okomzuzu ukuze ndivume usizi olusezandleni zethu kunye nokuqina kokufaka isiginci sombane esichazwe ngutata wakho. Njengokuba utata wakho wayeyimvumi eyaziwayo kwaye ingeyiyo eyomileyo e-Gargamel yobuhlanga. Kodwa ubuncinci luphawu lokuvuma indima yakhe njengentsapho (kunye ne-GOP). Uyazi ukuba uDon Jr noEric bebengathanda BULALA ngesipho esinjengalesi.
Olunye uphawu lwenqaku kuxa uSanders wabhengeza ukuba andikuthandi ukubizwa njengexoki. Kwangolo hlobo lunye abathi ubuhlanga bakuthiyile ukubizwa ngokuba bubuhlanga, iya kuba sengqiqweni egqibeleleyo into yokuba umfazi owaxhwila isithsaba sobuxoki kubo bobabini uSean Spicer noKellyanne Conway (iTrump White House inokhuphiswano oluqinileyo), kwaye ngubani ixesha lakhe njenge Unobhala weendaba ze-White House wachazwa bubuxoki bakhe obungenabungqina, uya kulikhaba igama lesixoki.
Ewe, i-Twitter yayinokuthetha okuninzi malunga noku. Ukusuka ekukhumbuzeni wonke umntu ngamanyundululu akhe umongameli ufunda ngaphezulu kwakhe nabani na endimaziyo oxokayo inyani yokuba waxoka KAKHULU ukuba yayenza ingxelo kaMueller , i-intanethi ibamba ithuba lokusikhumbuza konke malunga nokutyibilika kolwimi kwakhe.
Andikuthandi ukubizwa njengexoki wathi uSarah Sanders. Kodwa lalishiywe lixesha. Umlilo ebhulukhweni yakhe wawumgubungele kwaye wanyamalala. https://t.co/HXlILGzHx9
-I Mermaid eVulekileyo (@OhNoSheTwitnt) NgoNovemba 25, 2019
Nanini na xa uSarah Sanders ebonakala evenkileni okanye kwindawo yokutyela, thatha iodolo yakhe, makalinde iyure enye, amzisele ityala ngelixa egxininisa ukuba ufumene iodolo yakhe, kwaye xa enomsindo, thetha ngokuziphatha nentlonipho.
Elixoki elinganyangekiyo kufuneka lifumane incasa yendlela esiziva ngayo.
-Andrea Junker (@Strandjunker) NgoNovemba 25, 2019
Ukubhala inqaku malunga noSara Sanders ngaphandle kokumbiza njengexoki kufana nokubhala inqaku malunga neMozart kwaye ungakhankanyi ukuba wayengumqambi. https://t.co/t4Q1KRcWfr
-Adam Best (@adamcbest) NgoNovemba 25, 2019
USara Sanders ukwaxoka malunga nokuba kutheni i-White House ithathile @Acosta Ukushicilela iziqinisekiso kwaye wathumela i-video efundisiweyo ukuzama ukubuyisela ubuxoki, kodwa ijaji yomanyano yenqabile ukuzama kwakhe ukubhala izibakala kwakhona. https://t.co/0rID434L Hayi
-Ted Boutrous (@BoutrousTed) NgoNovemba 25, 2019
Umboniso A: UMongameli uTrump ufunda ngaphezulu kwakhe nabani na endimaziyo. -USara Sanders #kusasa #ukuze pic.twitter.com/5IhaUx9tNM
-UHolly Figueroa O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) NgoNovemba 25, 2019
Into ephambili endiyithandayo ngaye kukunyaniseka kwakhe - omnye umvoti wase-Arkansas uxelela iThe Times, malunga noSara Sanders. Okwangoku, iThe Times ngokwalo liyala ukumbiza ngokunganyaniseki kwaye licaphula nje uDavid Axelrod embiza ngokunganyaniseki.
Ndibulale ngoku. #ukuze https://t.co/QRMay6GgOU
-Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) NgoNovemba 24, 2019
Ngelishwa, oku ngekhe kuthintele isiseko sakhe okanye kunciphise ukuthandwa kwakhe eArkansas. Kwindibano yakhe, omnye umfazi omhlophe wacatshulwa esithi into ayithandayo ngoSanders kukunyaniseka kwakhe. Apho ndinokuphendula kuphela ngesicatshulwa sam Ixilongo -Angamazwi nje la! Amagama amaninzi kakhulu! Amagama awathethi kwanto!
(Ifoto: UMark Wilson / imifanekiso kaFetty)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
