Abantu abanakukwazi ukufumanisa ukuba kutheni ikhabhathi esehlathini isoyikeka, ke Nazi izizathu ezimbalwa eziqinileyo ngawe [ABANGABONI]

Ke, usenokuba uzama ukunqanda yonke i-buzz ejikeleze Ikhabhathi kwihlathi , ethi, ukuba konke okubonileyo yintengiso kunye neentengiso ezikwi-Intanethi, ziyathengiswa njengabantu bakho abancinci kwikhabhathi eyoyikisayo embindini wendawo ejikelezwe luhlobo olubi lwemovie. Nangona kunjalo, ukuba ubukuyo naphi na kufutshane ne-intanethi ngaphambi kokukhutshwa kwayo ngo-Epreli 13, ubuya kwazi ukuba bekukho iitoni zabantu abayibonileyo le movie, nokuba I-SXSW okanye kuvavanyo lwamva nje, kwaye andinakuthetha ngayo ngenxa yemfihlo enkulu malunga nesakhelo semovie esingatyhilwanga ukuba akukho zimpawu zibonisa kwiintengiso. Umhlobo undixelele, phakathi kwenkulumbuso ye-SXSW kunye ne-13, ukuba UJoss Whedon - umbhali-mbhali kunye nomvelisi we-movie-uthe ukuba imfihlakalo yale bhanyabhanya iphumile, uya kumzingela loo mntu ekhayeni lakhe kwaye ababulale, okanye into enjalo. (Uxolo ngokungamfumani uJoss Whedon esithi esi sicatshulwa ngqo. Musa ukubulala, kodwa hlekisa - isoyikiso siyabonakala Apha .)

Ngoku ukuba i-movie iphumile ngaphezu kweveki, abanye benu bayibonile, kwaye abanye benu baceba kuyo. Kwaye abanye benu banokuzibuza, njengoko nisiva zonke iingxelo ze-hyperbolic malunga nabaphangi kunye nezinto ezoyikekayo, yintoni eyenza le movie ibe nkulu ngokumangalisayo kwaye yahlukile. Sukuba nexhala, ndiza kukuxelela. Nangona kunjalo, ndiza kuxoxa ngemovie yonke, ke ukuba awuyibonanga, kwaye uphepha abonakalisi, ndiyakubongoza ukuba undithembe (nabo bonke abanye abantu) ukuze ndibone imovie ukuze uzifumanele mkhulu kangakanani. Kuba emva kokutsiba: iithowuni o 'ababhuqi .

Kwaye ngoku: Kutheni Ikhabhathi kwihlathi Ngaba yifilimu yomntu wonke oyithandayo eyoyikisayo.

Uyayikhumbula into endiyithethileyo ngendlela endiza kuyonakalisa ngayo yonke le movie? Oko kuyenzeka ngoku, ke emva kwesi sigwebo, awunakucaphuka malunga nokufunda abaphangi.

Kulungile, nantsi ke siyahamba!

Ikhabhathi kwihlathi Ukuzibonakalisa ngokwakho ngendlela ehlekisayo ngokuba yi-movie yokuzimela. Kuthelekiswa ne Khwaza , ngokwayo imbeko-islash-parody yeemovie zangoku ezibuhlungu, Ikhabhathi ayizithathi phantse ngokungathí sina. (Nditsho oku njengomlandeli omkhulu wayo yonke Khwaza series.) Kuba Khwaza Yayiyimovie eyoyikisayo ethe tyaba. Inye enamaxesha ahlekisayo, kodwa sekunjalo- imovie eyoyikisayo, akukho mathambo ngayo. Ikhabhathi ihambelana nemigca ye- Ukungcola kufile Iimuvi, ezinedash UEli Roth ( Umkhuhlane weCabin , hayi ngenxa yetayitile) iphoswe ukuguqula oko kujongeka ngathi kukubaleka kwe-mill okushukumayo kwinto entsha, entsha, kunye nokunqongophala okungakumbi kwisebe lomphefumlo. Ikhabhathi ayinamphefumlo kwaphela, kuba into ongayiboniyo kwintengiso yindlela le bhanyabhanya emalunga nokuba kutheni zonke ezinye iimovie ezoyikisayo zikhona. Kutheni kusoloko kuxulutywa ngamatye? Kutheni le nto kuhlala kukho intombi? Kutheni le nto kusoloko kukho ihenyukazi? Kutheni le nto kusoloko kukho umqhula? Kwaye kutheni ngathi bahlala besifa ngolungelelwano oluthile, kwaye kutheni le nto intombi iyasinda? Ikhabhathi kwihlathi usicacisela oku: Yile nto bayifunayo oothixo.

Ewe - oothixo. Ikhabhathi kwihlathi Imalunga nendlela abantu abaphila ngayo kwindawo eyoyikisayo ye-movie kwaye bencama abantu bayo abancinci koothixo ukuba babangxengxezele kwaye bagcine ukulingana kobukho. Kwaye ngubani ophethe ukuqhuba lo mboniso, aqinisekise ukuba yonke into ihamba ngokwesicwangciso? Umbutho ongenagama, kunye UBradley Whitford kwaye URichard Jenkins ephetheyo, ngoncedo oluvela U-Amy Acker .

Umboniso bhanyabhanya uqala njengemiboniso bhanyabhanya eyoyikisayo ngentshayelelo yabalinganiswa emiselwe ukubulawa ngokukhohlakeleyo. Lusuku oluqaqambileyo lwelanga, wonke umntu wonwabile, omnye wabo ade ayidaye iinwele ezi blonde! Lusuku olukhulu, olukhulu, oluhle ngomso! Kwaye emva koko, sinqumle kubume obudibeneyo neWhitford kunye neJenkins… abathetha ngento engekhoyo. Yilapho izihloko ezibomvu zegazi zinyuka: IKHABHININI KWIIMPAWU . Yi hilarious . Kuthiwe ukuba uburharha busekwe kukothuka kunye nokothuka kancinci, kwaye ukuhleka kukuphendula kukothuka. Ewe, Ikhabhathi kwihlathi ndineetoni zokuhleka kwindawo yemidlalo yeqonga- kuba yayimangalisa, iphindaphindwe. Kwaye emva koko iyakoyikisa ufe.

Umdibaniso kunye nommiselo ngokuqinisekileyo ziyingozi, zikhwele kwinto yokuba ukubulala abantu abamsulwa lolunye usuku eofisini. Kukho nedama leofisi, elibandakanya onke amasebe kwinkampani, apho kubhejelwa khona ukubonwa ukuba yeyiphi na indlela umbulali aza kuyithatha. (Owona mqhulo uqhubayo kukuthanda kukaWhitford kunye nokubanakho kwesiporho sokubulala kunye nemerman.) Kwaye indlela eboniswa ngayo iphantse yafana nomzobo wehlaya oseseyinxalenye yemovie yokwenyani eyoyikisayo ukuyibukela.

Nangona Ikhabhathi I-veers kwindawo ye-parody, ihlala ithembekile kuhlobo oloyikisayo ngokuqhubeka iyimovie eyoyikisayo esebenzayo. Ewe, zonke iindibano zilapho. Kodwa amaqhawe / amaxhoba ethu ahlala ezifumana inyathelo elinye ngaphambi kweqhinga lombutho kwaye ajike ezo ntlanganiso entloko, nangona okwethutyana, ngaphambi kokuba inkampani ikhuphe enye into. Kodwa ihlala yoyikisa kwaye ikrokrela, ukuhlala ekhondweni.

Kwaye yindlela enye Ikhabhathi kwihlathi iyoyikeka kakhulu. Nantsi enye: intengiso.

Cinga ngazo zonke iintengiso ozibonileyo kule movie. Zintengiso zefilimu eyoyikisayo. Kodwa uJoss Whedon uyayenza, ke ayizukubakho nje iimvana zedini ehlathini, ezithunyelwa ukuyoxhelwa. Sifumana amacebo okuba enye into iyenzeka, njengomlindi wesikhululo segesi onwabisayo ofowunela umntu malunga nala matakane. Sade sabona intaka enye yentaka iphaphazela iye kumcingo omkhulu wombane. (Oko, ngendlela, eyinxalenye ye- UChris Hemsworth 'Ukufa kumdlalo bhanyabhanya kunye nohlobo lokuhlekisa ngokudabukisayo kunye nokuxelwa kwangaphambili ngendlela onokuthi ungalindeli ukuba yenzeke.) Kodwa ngaba bekukho ngokwenene okubonisa ukuba le movie yayingumxube Imidlalo yokulamba kwaye Ukungcola kufile , njengomdlali weqonga UChristopher Mintz-Plasse uyibeke ngokugqibeleleyo Kwi-Twitter ? Akho ndlela yimbi. Ayikuko ukuba ndiyabona.

Lo mboniso bhanyabhanya wawunjengokuchasana Iprojekthi yeBlair Witch , eyayisebenzisa i-intanethi ngokuqaqambileyo (ngo-1999) ukwenza i-aura yemfihlakalo kwaye igcina abantu beqikelela ukuba ingaba le movie iyinyani okanye iyinyani. Ngelo xesha, yayingumkhankaso wokuqhekeka komhlaba, nokuba ucinga ntoni ngemovie uqobo. Kunye Ikhabhathi , imfihlakalo yeza ngenxa yokuchaseneyo - iintengiso zikubonisa imovie eyoyikisayo, ububhatala ukwamkelwa ukuze ubone imovie eyoyikisayo. Kodwa yayingengomboniso bhanyabhanya owoyikisayo nje kuphela, kwaye xa wabona uBradley Whitford noRichard Jenkins bejikeleza isakhiwo seofisi esibonakala simfiliba, yayingeyiyo le movie niyibonileyo ibhengezwa. Imfihlelo yeza xa uqala ukubukela imovie, hayi ngaphambili. Khange ungene uzibuze ukuba ingaba le movie ibingantoni na - ungene ukuze ubone imovie eyahlukileyo. Inyaniso yokuba abonakalisi bengakhange babhengezwe ngokubanzi kunjalo iyamangalisa . Ewe, abanye abantu kusenokwenzeka ukuba bavuza abanye abonakalisi (onke amanqaku endibabonileyo banezilumkiso ezinzulu kubo, kwaye njengomntu osebenzela i-intanethi, ndichitha ixesha elininzi kwi-intanethi), kodwa bekungekho ngokungathi wonke umntu uye ukubona Ikhabhathi ukuqinisekisa izinto esele bezifundile. Eyona nto yahluke mpela endayivayo ngaphambi kokuba ndiyibone yayikukuba kuya kubakho imbonakalo yodumo olukhulu, kwaye abantu babevuya kwiholo yemidlalo. Uqikelelo olunye yayisisiseko seWhedonverse USarah Michelle Gellar . Kwagqitywa ukuba kube kuphela kwaye USigourney Weaver , kunye nenkwenkwe, bayenzile lonto ndihlangule. Khawufane ucinge oyena mntu ubalaseleyo kwindalo yonke ye-SFF onokuthi ajongane nengqumbo, ulambile, oothixo bamandulo. Ukuba impendulo yakho ayiyiyo i-Sigourney Weaver, kufuneka wenze uphando lomphefumlo.

Kodwa le movie yayigcwele isimanga, intle kakhulu ukusuka ekuqaleni kuye esiphelweni. Kwaye ingena kumkhuhlane wefiva (umzekelo: Izikwere zeHollywood -Uphefumlelwe iWall of Nightmares) oyikhumbulayo, Oo, kunene! Le ibiyimovie eyoyikisayo ngeli xesha liphela! Inene ngokwenene!

Kuyamangalisa kuba kusebenza kakuhle kwaye kwenziwe kakuhle. Iskripthi, nguWhedon kunye UDrew Goddard , Owayekwalathisile, ubonakala nje kwaye ekrelekrele, ngelixa ekoyikisa kwaye enoburharha ngaphandle kokuba nobundlobongela ngokukhululekileyo. (Ngapha koko, imovie eshukumayo entliziyweni.) Abalinganiswa abalinganayo banikwa ubunzulu kunye nezizathu zokuba babekhona ngaphandle kokufa. Yonke indawo inenjongo. Yonke into isebenza kakuhle ngaphakathi Ikhabhathi kwihlathi , kwaye ngelixesha kugqityiwe, awungekhe ukholelwe into ogqithe kuyo. Yibhayisikobho eyenzeka kuwe, kuba ikubetha ngaphezulu kwentloko kunye ne-sexy yayo, ingqondo entle.

Thatha usuku, kwaye uye kubona Ikhabhathi kwihlathi . Awuyi kudana. Nokuba ufumene oku kwaye wafunda bonke abo baphangi.