UPaul Bettany Uthethe NgeWandaVision, Ubunqunu, kunye ne… Vision’s Penis…

Kulungile… ubuncinci ndiyasazi isizathu sokuba uWanda onwabe kangaka ngombono…

UPaul Bettany ngokucacileyo unexesha lokuzonwabisa. Kutshanje, wenze udliwanondlebe noMTV Josh Horowitz ngomboniso wakhe Chukumisa u-Crazy , Kwaye uBettany waqala ukuthetha ngendlela Abalindi uthe Nalu u-dick oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka kwaye wazibuza ukuba kutheni bengayenzi loo nto ngendima yakhe njengoMbono kwiMarvel Cinematic Universe.

Ewe, nantsi into. Ndiqaphele kubaLindi, baya phaya, utshilo uBetany. Ubungakanani beManhattan. Nguwo umzekelo omangalisayo wepenisi ekhankanywe ngasentla.

Ukusuka apho, waqhubeka wathetha ngombono, kulungile… obunye ubutyebi .

Hayi, abukho ubunqunu, ukuthetha, kodwa ndicinga ukuba abantu banokuwuphendula ngokwabo lo mbuzo malunga nokuba uyayenza okanye akanalo [ilungu lobudoda]. Umbono unokutshintsha ukuxinana kwakhe, yiyo loo nto, uPaul Bettany ngobuqili wasixelela sonke kwaye jonga, uthini umdlalo wakhe apha? Umbono utshintsha ubuninzi bepenisi yakhe? Ngaba oku kuye wonke umntu obuza ukuba kutheni iWanda ixhonywe kuMbono uhlobo lokuyiqonda? (Ewe, ukuxhoma kwakuzimisele.)

Kodwa jonga kulungile, olu lwazi lu… lusizi ngokubaluleka. Ngokwazi kwethu, uWanda Maximoff kunye noMbono yenza babe namawele Umbono weWandaVision , ke kufanele kubekho ezinye… izinto ezenzekayo kubudlelwane babo. Ngapha koko, ngokuqinisekileyo babeneholide yesondo ekuqaleni Abaphindezeli: Imfazwe engapheliyo , kunene?

Ngaba ndicinga kakhulu malunga neebhithi ezisezantsi zombono ngoku? Ewe, kwaye ndityhola uPaul Bettany ngayo. Andizange ndifune ukuhlala ndize ndicinge ngombono we-Vision's-defying penis, kodwa iyahlukaniswa kwaye sonke sikhululekile kwaye ngoku ndicinga nje ngezinto endandi… ndingazange ndafuna ukuba ngaphambili.

Ngapha koko, le yeyona mpendulo ndiyithandayo kuMbono weDickgate.

nah wasebenzisa i-airdrop ukukhulelwa

- laila ☂︎ SM3 I-ERA (@falconsnat) NgoNovemba 18, 2020

Umbono weWandaVision ibetha iDisney + kuloJanuwari, kwaye ubuncinci siyayazi ukuba yintoni umbono opakishayo? Nokuba akukho nobunye ubunqunu bukaGqirha Manhattan obuza kuthi.

(nge IComicBook.com , umfanekiso: Ukuzonwabisa kweMarvel)

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