Kukho entsha Abaguquleli bhanyabhanya ophuma eMichael Bay, isazi sokuqhushumba kunye nokuthetha kweemoto kunye nokudubula kweemoto ezithethayo! Kuyabonakala ukuba ayiyomboniso bhanyabhanya ulungileyo.
Wothukile, ndiyazi, ndothukile lonto I Knight yokugqibela ayimiselwanga ukuba iye ezantsi kwii-cinema zakudala. Ndijonge nje ukuba zingaphi Abaguquleli Iimuvi zikhona kwaye zifundile, ngokothuka kwam, ukuba ngoku zikho 5. Le vidiyo ngumkhenketho wesihlanu kwihlabathi apho izithuthi zasemzini ezilungileyo nezingalunganga zifuna ukubalasela kunye nezinto ziyaqhuma.
Ndiyonwabele eyokuqala Abaguquleli ifilimu ngo-2007. Ndayibona kunye fan enkulu Abaguquleli Ipropathi kunye nolonwabo lwabo lwalusosulela, kwaye yayine-cheeky script kunye nomxholo ohambelana noko. Ngexesha lokuphuma siye kwi # 5 in nayiphi na uthotho, nangona kunjalo, ukuhambelana kuya kuphulukana nepeyinti-ngamanani amanani okubamba imali: ibisebenza ngaphambili ke masenze ngaphezulu kwalonto, bayile abenzi bokuyila. Ngubani isihogo esiqhubeka sihlawula ukuya kwezi bhanyabhanya? Ngaba bakhona ngenene abantu abathanda iithoyi zeHasbro zakudala abazimiseleyo ukubandezeleka nguMark Wahlberg edlala umntu ogama linguCade Yeager kwaye encokola neChevrolets? Ndicinga ukuba impendulo koku nguewe?
Abaguquleli : Umkhonto wokugqibela Okwangoku ine-17% yokureyitha kokutsha kwi Utamatisi obolileyo , eyenza ukuba ihambelane ne Umama , ethi into. Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku eli khange ibe lihlobo elihle lababhlokhi ngaphandle kokuba uyiAmazon yaseThemyscira. Nantsi into abagxeki abayithethayo xa befuna ukuphinda bafumane uxolo lwangaphakathi:
'Abaguquleli: I-Knight yokugqibela' i-Sloppy, Isidenge kwaye iyingozi kakhulu
Andizukuzama ukucacisa ibali- emva kokubukela le movie ngekhe ndizame ukuphinda ndicacise elinye ibali kwakhona.
Ixesha elifutshane kunye nelifutshane (ayisiyiyo le nto imfutshane) kukuba uMark Wahlberg's Cade Yeager kufuneka adibane noLaura Haddock uViviane Wembley (Unjingalwazi waseOngland waseNgilani oboniswe ngohlobo lokuba ucinga ukuba uzuze ubuGqirha ePenthouse Iileta) kunye neqela leAutobots ukumisa iplanethi ehlaselayo yabaphambukeli- kubandakanya owayesakuba ngumfo olungileyo bot bot Optimus Prime- ekutshabalaliseni uMhlaba. Ekupheleni kweyure yokuqala, uya kuba uzimisele ukutshatyalaliswa komhlaba.
Abaguquleli: I-Knight yokugqibela, eyandisa i-franchise's mythology ukuba ifake uKumkani Arthur, iJamani yamaNazi, i-Stonehenge, uHarriet Tubman noStephen Hawking.
[Umxholo: Owu Thixo wam.]
Kwi-Knight yokugqibela, abaguquli babhengezwe bengekho semthethweni. Ukuba kuphela iHollywood inokuxhasa eso sibhengezo.
Okwangoku, kungcono kuneTransformers ka-2014: Ubudala bokuPhela, apho iBay yayinentombi eneminyaka eli-17 ubudala yaseCade (uNicola Peltz) ehamba ngeebhulukhwe ezimfutshane ezimdaka kunye neebhutsi zamaqatha ngelixa wayethandana nomntu oneminyaka engama-20 owayephethe ikhadi elincanyathisiweyo elichazayo. ukuba kulungile ukuba alale nomntwana phantsi komthetho waseTexas 22.011, aka iRomeo noJuliet Law. Kuba ayiyongxaki leyo. Ngaminazana ithile, ndingathanda ukudibana nalo mfazi owonzakalise iBay ngokunzulu.
[Umxholo: Owu Thixo wam.]
'Abaguquli: I-Knight yokugqibela' Ukuphononongwa: I-Movie kaMichael Bay yakutshanje yi-2017 yeyona nto inetyhefu
I-mega-bots ye-mega-bots monstrosity yamva nje yenza ukuba oku kwehlotyeni ezinye ii-blockbuster misfires zibukeke njengezobugcisa
Ewe, ziinkwenkwezi ezinguziro ozibona phaya phezulu.
Ngokwenxalenye yesihlanu, nangona kunjalo, abantu bancitshisiwe baba zii-caricatures, ngelixa i-Transformers zikhona kuphela ukutshabalalisa izinto kunye nokudumzela i-rap lyric ngamanye amaxesha. Njengomboniso wesakhono esingaqhelekanga samasebe eziphumo ezizodwa, abaguquli: I-Knight yokugqibela ilungile. Kuzo zonke ezinye ngaphambili yinkcitho ye-abysmal yexesha.
Yifilimu apho kungabikho mntu uhlasela ijwabu leso kwiirobhothi ezingaqhelekanga t-rex, kodwa ukuba uyakholelwa kumlingo olungileyo ngokuqinisekileyo ungumntu ophambeneyo. Mhlawumbi eyona imbi kakhulu, yifilimu ene-Sir Anthony Hopkins ehambisa umgca ukuba yeyiphi imoto ye-bitchin!
Iifilimu zeTransformer zikaMichael Bay zizinto ezininzi: phezulu; eyoyikisayo; phezulu; bubudenge; ngokugqithiseleyo ubuhlanga; nonsensical; phezulu; Iyacaphukisa ukungafuneki kwaye ingxola. Kodwa kuzo zonke ezininzi, zininzi, zininzi, iingxaki ezininzi, ubuncinci azikhe zadika. Ubuncinci kude kube ngoku.
UCogman (Carter) [yenye] yezona zinto zimbi ezakhe zeza neBay kwezi bhanyabhanya (kwaye oko kuthetha lukhulu). UCogman, umguquli waseBurton weTransformer, kubonakala ngathi sisiphumo seBay kunye nababhali bakhe besikrini UDownton Abbey Ngelixa ubhala ngokufudumeleyo Iskripthi sokugqibela seKnight kwaye ufumana ezimbini ngandlela thile zinxibelelene.
[Umxholo: Owu Thixo wam.]
Wenzelwe ukuba abe sisiqabu sokudala ikhefu kuHopkins 'wokuphindaphinda okungapheliyo kwimbali yenkohliso, okusinika umbono kaCarson the Butler ecula ngokunye, ehlasela uMark Wahlberg okanye ngokungxolayo ekhwaza inhlamba. Kuyamangalisa, phantse ikwazi ukunika iikhonsepthi ezinje 'ngokulungileyo' okanye 'ezimbi' ziphelelwe lixesha.
Kwaye ngaphaya kwi-Twitterverse ...
Kwifilimu entsha yeTransformers, ii-Autobots kunye neeDecepticons zenziwe kwi-TRANSFORMIUM. Musa ukuvumela nabani na ukuba akutyhafise ekuleqeni amaphupha akho.
-UDavid Atchison (@DavidNAtchison) Nge-22 kaJuni, 2017
Uphengululo olunomdla noluchukumisayo lwemovie entsha yeTransformers https://t.co/o4nYqnmYyb pic.twitter.com/BZTvuT4gKf
-Cory Doctorow (@doctorow) Nge-22 kaJuni, 2017
abaguquli abatsha bazama ukubhengeza kwi-tumblr. Itreyila inamanqaku angama-94 kunye nenqaku elinye lokuphinda lisebenze: I-Optimus prime inokuyitya iesile lam.
-Gavia Baker-Whitelaw (@Hello_Tailor) Isilimela 21, 2017
Madoda, yizani. Yiba nobulungisa. Ezi bhanyabhanya zoTshintsho. Bangaphezulu kokudibana neliso.
-Scott Weinberg (@scottEweinberg) Isilimela 21, 2017
Ndibone iTransformers zasimahla kwaye ndisafuna ukubuyiselwa imali yam
- Woodson (@autumn_woodson) Isilimela 21, 2017
Kumdlalo bhanyabhanya ombane omtsha uharriet tubman wayeyinxalenye yoluntu olufihlakeleyo olwaluncede abaguquli basemhlabeni benze ntoni
-UQHAGAMSHELWANO (@tofoflorence) Isilimela 21, 2017
Ukuba ndiye kubona iinguqu, ndiyazibuza ukuba ndingaze ndixoxe kakuhle apha, Mummy-style…
-I-GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) Nge-22 kaJuni, 2017
NCEDA UXOXE NGAYO NGUMMY-STYLE, GAIL. NDIYACELA. ISIPHELO SEHLABATHI SISEZandleni ZAKHO.
(umfanekiso: Ubungakanani)
