Kulungile, Yiminyaka emihlanu. Iphi iJurassic Park yam, iiNzululwazi?!

U-Ellie Sattler eJurassic Park

Nini Ipaki yeJurassic kuqala kwaphuma, abaninzi bathatha izimvo ezikhoyo kwinoveli kaMichael Crichton babona omabini amacala empikiswano. Ewe, ukungenelela komntu kwinzululwazi abafanele ukuba yayingeyongcamango ilungileyo, kwaye isiphumo yayikukudala iidinosaurs ababengenalo nofifi lokuba bazilawule njani. Elinye icala lelo lalizi… iidinosaurs eziphilayo zazinyani.

I-GIF kaLaura Dern noJeff Goldblum baseJurassic Park

Rhoqo kwiinyanga ezimbalwa, kubonakala ngathi, umntu othile uyifumana le-tweet isuka kwi-2015 isuka Umrhwebi Ithi kule minyaka mihlanu izayo, iidinosaurs zingabuyiselwa ebomini.

Ayisiyiyo loo nto kuphela, kodwa akukho namnye ngaphandle kwesazinzulu uGqirha Jack Horner, ukukhuthazwa kobomi bokwenyani Ipaki yeJurassic ’ UGqirha Grant , ibingoyena mntu wenze ibango ekubhekiswa kulo Abantu kwiphephancwadi , ichaza ukuba izimvo zokubuyisa iidinosaurs zibuyele njani ekusebenziseni i-DNA yakudala ukuya… ngokubuyisela umva kubunjineli kwiintaka. Uxelwe ukuba into ayibiza ngokuba yinkukhu yenkukhu inokufezekiswa kwisithuba ezintlanu (ukuya kwishumi) iminyaka, kodwa yiza. Sele izigidi. Sifuna iidinosaurs zethu ngoku .

Ngu-2020 (iminyaka emi-5 esebenzayo emva ko-2015, xa kwapapashwa inqaku lokuqala), kwaye andikaboni zidiba. Ke baphi? Ngendlela i-2020 ehamba ngayo, andikhathali ngemixholo kunye nezilumkiso Ipaki yeJurassic usishiye ne. Ndifuna ukuphuma kweli hlabathi ndibone idayinaso kwaye ndiphile obona bomi bam bulungileyo, ke yiza kuyo, isayensi! Lixesha lokuba i-T-Rex isindise sonke.

Okwenziweyo okwenyani okusiya kubona iidinosaurs ngaphambi kokuba, zitye:

Ukushicilelwa okuphambili kuloo tweet ka-2015 kukuba oososayensi bacinga ukuba baya kuba nako ukuya phinda wenze iidinosaurs — ayikuko ukuba kufanelekile okanye baya kuyenza. Njengomntu othande ukucaphula i-tweet kuyo yonke le minyaka kwaye ukhala malunga nesilumkiso Ipaki yeJurassic ibikhona kwaye iyaqhubeka ukuba njalo, ngoku nditshintsha ingoma yam — ikakhulu ngoba unyaka wama-2020 ngokuqinisekileyo ngamaxesha okugqibela, kwaye ukuba ndiyaphuma, ndiza kuphuma ngesimbo kunye needinosaurs .

Jonga, inye into endingakhange ndiyiqonde ngayo Ipaki yeJurassic yayisisidingo sokuphinda sidle izidlo kwindawo yokuqala. Ewe ewe, ukujonga i-T-Rex kuya kuba kuhle, kodwa ungandinika inyawo elincinci ukusukela Umhlaba ngaphambi kwexesha kwaye ndingakulunga nayo. I-T-Rex inokuhlala ithambo.

Kodwa ndiyaqikelela, nokuba ulumke kangakanani, nanjengoko uGqirha Ian Malcolm esitsho kumdlalo bhanyabhanya…

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Ngapha koko, konke oku kuthetha ukuba ndigqibe kwelokuba ndiza kuya eJurassic Park ukuba ibiyinyani kuba ngubani okhathalayo kwakhona? U-2020 ukwenzile konke ukubheja kucinyiwe, kwaye ukuba abaxhasi bakaTrump banokuchasana nengcinga kunye nesayensi kwaye baye kwindibano, kuya kufuneka ndikwazi ukuya kubona iidinosaurs kwaye ngethemba lokuba andizukufa. Kwaye ukuba ndenza njalo, ewe, ubuncinci ndiza kufa phakathi kwabantu bam.

Ngokunyaniseka, yenza nje iJurassic Park indawo yokwenyani endinokuya kuyo. Ndingavuya ndife ukubona i-velociraptor enyameni, nokuba zincinci kakhulu kunokuba zazinjalo Ipaki yeJurassic Iimuvi.

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