Isikhundla esisemthethweni seNoel Fielding yaseBritane eBake-Off yeXesha leShumi yeeBlawuzi

Isizini yamva nje yeBritish Great Bake Off ipapashwe ngolwasekupheleni koLwesihlanu kwiNetflix. Kwaye ngelixa yayilixesha elinzima (mhlawumbi ngokuyinxenye ngenxa amarhe ukuba ababhaki abakhethiweyo ukukhuphisana babengabahombisi bekhekhe ngokulandela kakhulu kwe-Instagram kunokuba ngabapheki bokwenyani basekhaya), ngomceli mngeni ngamnye kubuchwephesha obuyintlekele ngakumbi kunokugqibela, iveki nganye ibonelela ngethamo elisempilweni lenxalenye yam endiyithandayo yomboniso - iintloko zikaNoel Fielding.

Kuninzi esele kwenziwe nge-bevy yakhe entle yeeblawuzi kunye neejezi (ezinje kolu luhlu lwehempe zonyaka ophelileyo Ezizimeleyo ), kodwa ndizithabathele ngokwam ukuba ndibeke ezi zinto zintle zexesha lonyaka ngokowona mthetho ungqongqo- Ndifuna kangakanani ukuzinxiba? Ewe, olu luluhlu olusekwe kwinto endiyithandayo kunye nezinto endizithandayo, kodwa ndikwalungisa ngokuchanekileyo kuzo zonke izinto ukuze ungandi @ bhuti.

10. IVeki yokugqibela

I-Noel Fielding yokugqibela iblawuzi

Ngelishwa, kufuneka ndinike le ndawo ingezantsi, entle ngobuhle kwindawo yokugqibela. Ngelixa ndithanda abamnyama, kunye nemixube emnyama namhlophe ebebonakala ngathi uyayithanda le sizini, intwana nje naye elula. Ndingayinxiba ngokupheleleyo le nto, kodwa ingaphezulu kwesiseko sokunxiba-eofisini ephezulu. Ingakumbi iyadanisa kuba: 1. esi sisiphelo! Yongeza i-pizzazz! Kwaye 2. Umi kanye ecaleni kwe Prue kweyona pizzazziest yakhe (shhh vele uhambe nayo) frock. Indawo yokugqibela yakho, iblawuzi yokugqibela!

9. IVeki yeSonka

Iveki yeSonka ehambelana neentloko

Kulungile, ungandivi kakubi. Ndithanda obomvu. Ndiyayithanda ipapa elungileyo yoshicilelo lwengwe. Kwaye ndiyathanda ukuba bonke banxibe ukwahluka kwehempe efanayo kule gag yokuvula. Nangona kunjalo, ngelixa uNoel ekwazi ukuyikhupha le nto iphezulu, ndicinga ukuba ndiza kugqibela ngokujonga njengoBlanche Devereaux - linda olawula ngokwenyani. Mhlawumbi bekufanele ukuba ndikubekile oku kululuhlu.

8. IVeki yoMthendeleko

Ibhatyi yeveki yomnyhadala

Ndiyayithanda iblawuzi emnyama eprintiweyo ebomvu kunye nengwevu. Ndiyayithanda idyasi enkulu ebomvu ebomvu. Yeyona nto UClifford inja enkulu ebomvu yeebhatyi. Ngelishwa unxiba eli qela kuphela kwicandelo lokuvula, (lonke ixesha lesiqendu ukwibhatyi emnyama esisiseko) ke kuye kwafuneka ndikhuphe amanqaku aphambili. Mhlawumbi bekukho umngcipheko wokuphalala kwengubo kunye nokungcolisa iivenkile, kodwa loo mngcipheko bendiya kulungela ukuwuthatha. Nditshi nje!

7. IVeki Yekhekhe

Iveki yekhekhe yeswidi yecobra

Ndiyayithanda ingxelo entle. Ndiyakuthanda ukuhamba BOLD kunye negrafiki yezilwanyana. Nangona kunjalo, inyoka iluhlobo olunodaka olunodaka, kwaye ngelixa ndizithanda iinyoka, andizithandi ngokwaneleyo ukuba ndizive ngathi ndingathatha ubunini bolu hlobo lokujonga. Ngendlela efanayo, ukuba andizinxibi izincedisi ezinemixholo yenyosi ngenxa yenyosi yam yokunxiba, ukunxiba le nyoka kuya kundenza ndizive ndingathembekanga.

6. Iveki yeKhekhe

UNoel Fielding kwiveki yakhe yekeke yetiger

Ngoku esi siqwenga senkcazo yezilwanyana endinokufumana ngasemva! Ndiyinkosikazi yekati ngokuqhubekayo. Ndicinga ukuba umzobo lukhetho olunomdla, ukhetha ukubonisa ingwe kwiprofayili, kunokuba ungene entloko. Ndiza kunxiba le mihla yonke kwezi veki zimbini zichanekileyo sizifumana eCalifornia.

5. Iveki yobisi

UNoel kwiVeki yeTi yehempe yeeveki

Ndiyayithanda impembelelo ye-ombre ye-teal emnyama kwi-turquoise ephantse ibe minty. Ndiyayithanda i-retro, ipateni ye-70s yokujikeleza. Ayixakekanga kakhulu, kodwa ayisiyonto iphambili. I-stunner yokwenyani.

IVeki yePatisserie (iSemi-Finals)

Umdlalo owandulela owamanqam wokugqibela weNoel Fielding

Ukuthetha ngokuxakeka! Le hempe inayo yonke! Ineebhere! Ineminqwazi yenkwenkwe! Inama-lassos! Ifumene INKQUBO YELANGA. Le fantasy goth cowboy yegalasi indinika ubomi! Kwaye zikwiitoni ezinamatye anqabileyo, endithe ndanxiba okweentsimbi. Ndiza kunxiba le hempe kwidolophu yam yasemaphandleni yokulima lonke ithuba endilifumanayo kuba bayayithanda kodwa ndibhidaniswe kakhulu yiyo! Ukuphumelela!

3. IVeki yeDessert

Ijezi yeveki yeNoel Fielding Dessert

Ijee eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka ye-meanie-yellow-submarine-psychadelic Beatles yinto egqibeleleyo. Ndiyabuthanda ubuqili kunye nesibindi sayo. Umsebenzi wobugcisa wokwenene.

2. Ukugquma iVeki engama-20

UNoel Fielding kwi-puppy blouse yakhe

Olu lolona khetho lwam lwalunzima. Ndifuna ngokwenene ukunika le ndawo inye. Ngokwenene. Inemidlwane edlalayo ehlekisayo kuyo yonke, eyona nto ndiyithandayo. Ngelishwa, ndijongeka ndoyikeka ngakumbi kwii-pastels kwaye ngakumbi ithoni yepesika. Kwaye ngenxa yokuba olu luhlu lumalunga nam, andinakukwazi nje ukunika inombolo yokuqala. Inenombolo yokuqala entliziyweni yam, kodwa ingekuko ukunxiba kwam. I-RIP Puppy Pastel Ukugqibelela.

1. IVeki yeeBhiskithi

Ijezi yeBhisikidi yeVeki

Ophumeleleyo! Ndiyayithanda le sweta ingaqhelekanga! Ukutolikwa kwebhonkers kwabafana ababi abaguqulwa baba ziidonki UPinocchio Isiqithi sePleasure, kunokuba lula ukuba yinkwenkwe ye-bat! Okanye ilama elibuhlungu! Sisicatshulwa esiya kuthi sonke siqashele kwaye sizonwaya iintloko. Ndingayinxiba kwisidlo sangokuhlwa sombulelo. Ngale ndlela, izalamane zam ziya kuphazanyiswa kakhulu kukufumanisa ukuba yinkwenkwe yedonki yam elusizi ukuba ingathetha ngezopolitiko! Yiloo nto enika le sweta ukuba iphumelele.

* IBHONASI

UNoel Fielding njengoDorothy

Ngelixa kunxitywe kuphela ukuvulwa kwesizini, kufuneka kuhlawulwe kuNoel's Dorothy / Wizard yeOz tsala. Enkosi ngexesha lakho.

(Iifoto: Netflix)

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