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Njengomgxeki, ndiye ndizame ukunqanda i-buzz ejikeleze inqaku elisondelayo, ndisoyika eyona nto imbi njengeyona nto; ukuba umboniso bhanya-bhanya, nokuba uyintoni na, awunakufezekisa ulindelo olufunyenwe kwisakhelo esingagungqiyo, kwaye uya kuwa ngokuqinisekileyo ekuboneni kokuqala. Nangona kunjalo, Abagcini beGalaxy , yakutshanje kumgca weMarvel wemifanekiso eqaqambileyo, enemibala eyakha umhlaba, yayinzima ukubaleka kwiinyanga ezandulela ukukhutshwa kwayo. Kwakukho ezirhuqwayo ezisikwe kakuhle, ukufakwa okumnandi kweengoma ezinje ngeRunaways 'Cherry Bomb kunye ne-stick-in-your-head-forever ooga chakas zeBlue Swede. Kwaye kwabakhona ababukeli abanethamsanqa, abaphuma ngesango bebhengeza ukuba lo nguye Idabi leenkwenkwezi Kwisizukulwana sethu, i-sci-fi yeklasikhi yakudala engenakuthelekiswa nanto nabantu bexesha layo. Kwakunzima ukungacingi kakhulu ngento engenayo, kwaye kunzima ukungaphoxeki xa uphuma.

Ndikholelwa kakhulu ekugwebeni iimovie ngenxa yento abazimisele ukuba yiyo, kwaye bayintoni, hayi into eyakhiwe njengothengiso okanye umbono ohlanganyelweyo. NdineG ngu I-tentpole flick flick kunye ne-jocular good humor, ezinye izinto ezintle zokuzonwabisa, kunye nomxholo wokuthwala umthwalo, ngelixa uqikeleleka, unika umlinganiselo olungileyo we-adventure ekhawulezayo. Kukwakuphefumla ngokukhawuleza, kuhlala ezinye izinto ezingachazekiyo, kwaye unendawo ephilayo, ephefumlayo ehambahamba njengoyena mntu uphambili wasetyhini. Mhlawumbi ukuba bekungajoliswanga phezulu bekungayi kubakho kude kube ngoku ukuwa, kodwa obu bubusuku obomeleleyo ngaphandle kokukhumbula okudala.

Iqela lemingxunya (kunye nabanye abaphangi MILD) ukulandela…

Uhluthwe eTerra (né Earth) ebusheni kunye nomzuzu, uPeter Quill (uChris Pratt) ukhule waba yindoda enobudenge kunye nesela lexesha elincinci elenzeka ngengozi kumanqaku amakhulu, anzima. Ukuthwalwa nguMcGuffin wonke umntu ubonakala ngathi uyafuna, kubandakanya umhlobo we-Thanos onamandla onke, Ronan the Accuser (Lee Pace), Quill uzakudibana nombulali obulalayo (Zoe Saldana), i-raccoon eguqulweyo yemfuza kunye nonogada wakhe womthi ohambahambayo (amazwi kaBradley Cooper kunye noVin Diesel, ngokwahlukeneyo), kunye ne-literalist ye-musclebound elusizi ngenxa yosapho oluxheliweyo ukusindisa umnyele… bakube bejongile ngemicimbi yabo omnye komnye.

Abagcini yiyo, ngaphezu kwako konke, kumnandi, ikomkhulu F, kwaye akukho ukuzibaxa. Inamaxesha okwenyani, anyanisekileyo ahlekisayo, nokuba uninzi luphumelele, kunokuba lwenzeke ngokwendalo. Ifilimu ihamba ngokukhawuleza okukhulu, izimisele indawo ezixineneyo kunye neenkcukacha zokucwangciswa kwexesha layo lokubaleka, kangangokuba uburharha bungaziva bunyanzelekile, endaweni yokunikwa indawo yokuphefumla kwaye yenzeke ngexesha. Yinto efanayo ne-cinematic yokuba kuhambo lwemoto nomntu ekubamba emagxeni rhoqo emva kwemizuzu emihlanu, efuna, Ngaba sisonwabile okwangoku? Ayisiyiyo le kumnandi ? Ukanti, Abagcini Iindibano, hayi ngokuzonwabisa ebendikulindele, kodwa ngokuzazisa okunokuthi kube ngumtsalane okanye kucime ababukeli, imayile eyahlukileyo.

Iziphumo kunye noyilo lwefilimu zichazwe ngononophelo, zaya kuwo onke amaqhekeza kunye neqhekeza lesikhumba. Ipirate yesithuba iRavagers kunye nezixhobo zabo zivakala kamnandi kwaye zaphukile, ngelixa i-paramilitary yeNova Core ijongeka, mhlawumbi kulindelwe, ngokungathi bazifumene izixhobo zabo zisanda kumda wendibano ye-CG. Oopopayi yeyona nkwenkwezi yokwenyani yomboniso apha, enabalinganiswa abanikwe ngokupheleleyo iRocket kunye neGroot abambelele hayi kuphela kumdlalo wokuhlekisa, kodwa uninzi lweendlela zomfanekiso. Bayi-duo yeklasikhi, isilumko esincinci kunye nezihlunu ezibuthathaka, kunye nemigca ephambili yefilimu, kwaye uninzi lwamaxesha ayo achukumisayo, abiwa ngabo.

Amandla amancinci, kunye nokuncipha okuncinci, sisiqwenga seWonderbread kwindawo enguPeter Quill. Mhlawumbi ndibhala malunga nokubona abaMhlophe abaDala abaPhembeleli ngokufuthi kangangokuba ndilahlekelwe ngumonde omncinci endinawo ngombono, okanye mhlawumbi i-Quill iyinyani njengongenalo uvakalelo lwangaphakathi njengoko izenzo zefilimu zibonisa. Ngaphandle kokucinga ngomama wakhe ojiweyo (okhutshwe ngumhlaza kwimizuzu emihlanu yokuqala) UPeter akabonakali enabunzulu obuninzi ekuqaleni, nangaphezulu kancinci esiphelweni (ukuba ukugcina usuku kubalwa njengokukhula ngokweemvakalelo, engasoloko ihleli). Ungumntu ozibandakanya kunye nekhampasi yokuziphatha, olala aze alibale malunga noloyiso olunepinki elityheli ekuqaleni kwenkqubo, kwaye khange anikwe sizathu sikhulu sokutshintsha sisiphelo sefilimu. Ayilotyala likaChris Pratt kakhulu ukubhala, okwadlula kwizandla ezininzi, okokugqibela ukusuka kumbhali wokuqala wenqaku likaNicole Perlman (ngoku edlalwa nguGunn), kuhlelo lukaJames Gunn ngoku onokubona kwindawo yemidlalo yeqonga . Ukuba u-Gunn ufuna ukukhanyela igalelo lika-Perlman ke ndiyavuya ukubeka ityala ngobungqina bendoda yakhe ekhokelayo ezinyaweni zakhe.

Umnqweno olinganayo nguGoe Zoe Saldana, endimfumanise emangalisa. Kuthiwa ubekwe phakathi kwabasetyhini abayingozi kakhulu kumnyele, intombi kaThanos kunye ne-henchman ka-baddie Ronan, uGamora woyiswa kwisiqwenga sakhe sokuqala ngopirate wesithuba, umthi othethayo, kunye ne-raccoon eguqulweyo. Ufuna ukugcina amatyeli aliqela ngexesha lokuqhubeka kwefilimu, kwaye ngelixa kungekho nto iphosakeleyo ngoncedo oluncinci ngoku, kungcono ndibone ukuba uzikhupha kwimigulukudu, okanye eze kuhlangula amanye amaqhawe ethu. Uyintombazana kwaye uligorha bobabini, engonelisekanga, kwaye ehamba, ethetha inguqulelo yeetopu ezininzi, kubandakanya nehlazo, umfazi oligorha onyibilikayo phantsi kwengqwalaselo ye-Space Whitebread. Amakhubalo awanikezelayo abekwe kwindawo encinci, kwaye ukuwa kwakhe ixhoba kubo ngokukhawuleza kubonakala kungenangqondo xa kuthelekiswa nemvelaphi yakhe eyomeleleyo yomlo.

Akukho nanye kwi-gripes yam malunga neGamora thelekisa, nangona kunjalo incasa ekrakra emlonyeni wam ishiywe yiPinki yamakhoboka, ukufakwa okungafunekiyo, kwakhona, ndikulungele ukunika uGunn ukuba unqwenela njalo. Ubanjiwe kwaye usebenza nzima kugcino loMqokeleli onobuqhetseba (uBenicio Del Toro), lo mzobo ungathandekiyo weehagu zemidlalo kunye nesinxibo sentsana, unyanzelwe ukuba acoce iikheyi zeglasi ezibandakanya owandulela yena, elinye ibhinqa elinolusu olupinki (kwaye yintoni enokubonakaliswa okungalunganga Ngaba ndiphoswe luhlanga olunxibe iimpahla zasemzini?) Kwindlela efanayo. Nangona ukungcatshwa kwakhe okomzuzwana kuyindawo enobulali, kunokuba lula ukuba kufezekiswe ngezinye iindlela. Njengokuba kubangela uxinzelelo kukuba akukho namnye kwabaGcini babonakala ngathi uyayiqaphela ingxaki yakhe okanye ashukume amncedise okanye elinye ibhinqa, ukukhutshelwa ngaphandle okubonisa ubuqhawe babo.

Ndiye ndabona Abagcini kabini, kwaye ndingatsho ngokuzithemba ukuba ndiyonwabele ngakumbi ixesha lesibini. Ndiyayazi into endiyilindeleyo, kwaye ndinokuhlala phantsi ndize ndiyeke umjelo obengezelayo womlilo we-laser-canon kunye ne-liners enye ebethekileyo. Ezinye izinto azitshintshanga, nangona ukuqhelana nabalinganiswa kuhamba indlela ende. Ndandinomdla ngakumbi kukungxola kweRocket, njengoko ndandinovelwano kubunzima bendalo yakhe, kwaye ndandixabisa ngakumbi indawo kaDave Bautista njenge-Drax. Ininzi into ekufuneka uyixabisile Abagcini , ukusukela kumnandi wokubaleka kwabalinganiswa abaphambili, ukuya kwithumbu lesisu se . (Njengoko uMhleli wethu omkhulu wandibeka kwincoko yethu ebanzi ngalo mbandela, ukuba uMarvel akavelisi umdlalo weGroot 'wokudanisa intyatyambo yeplastiki yediski', bashiya imali etafileni.) , Fumana ulindelo oludlulileyo kunye nokuva, emva koko Abagcini yeyona blokbuster inkulu, imdaka yasehlotyeni ubuyilindile. Kukude ngokugqibeleleyo, kodwa -nayo i-curmudgeon-y trope njengam ingavuma-ezi jackasi ziyazi ukuba nexesha elimnandi.

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