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UKaren

Ubusazi?Ubuhlanga?Kubi?Kwimeko apho ungakhange wenze, kukho lonke uhlobo lwesoyikisi esingafunekiyo sokuqokelela esithatha inkangeleko yeefilimu ezinje Phuma kwaye uwagalele ezantsi kweyona idinomineyitha iqhelekileyo ukuze abantu abamhlophe bathi, Phew, ndiyafana, Diet Coke ngokobuhlanga, andikho mbi njengalo LINQAKU.

Ngubani eli nenekazi?Andikholelwa ukuba ndithetha lento, kodwa… uyiyo UKaren .

Ukuba ufana nam ucinga izinto ezintathu:

  1. Oku kufuneka kube yintlekisa. Makhe ndijonge oku. Owu, ingcwele, akunjalo?!
  2. Ndiyathanda Phuma kodwa ndiyayicaphukela imizamo eyenziwayo yokuphinda ubugqi bayo.
  3. Bacinga ngenene ukuba bangathabatha i-moniker yomfazi omhlophe onamapolisa afowunela ngokukhawuleza kuba abantu abaMnyama bayaqhoqhobala kwaye bayolula bayenza imovie epheleleyo ?!

Ndiyayicaphukela apha.

Ke, um UKaren Ifilimu ezayo nguCoke Daniels malunga nomfazi ogama lingu-Well, UKaren , egrogrisa abamelwane bakhe abantsundu abantsundu. Ngokungafaniyo nokuhluka kweefilimu ezinje Phuma , UKaren ucalucalulo ngobuhlanga, mhlawumbi nangakumbi kunoko kanye uKarens sikhalaza ngaye. Akukho nto encinci malunga nokuhlaselwa ngummelwane uKaren. Ufaka iikhamera zokujonga abamelwane bakhe, unememorabilia yemfelandawonye kwibhotile yakhe yokuthambisa, kwaye nabantwana abancinci abamhlophe ebumelwaneni bayazi ukuba uyabacaphukela abantu abaNtsundu.

Okokuqala nokuphambili kufuneka nditsho ukuba ukoyikeka kuhlala kunguhlobo olunento yokuthetha. Ubuhle bothusayo kukuba kakhulu bunako ukujongana noloyiko lwethu olukhulu ngendlela enobuchule yokuyila. Isilo esikhulu sobuhlanga yinto eyoyikisayo eyakha yachukumisa ngaphambili. Phuma ayisiyiyo eyokuqala, kodwa yenye yezona zinto zibalaseleyo kule minyaka idlulileyo yokudlala kunye neenkcazo zentlalo ngendlela eyenza ukuba abaphulaphuli babe nokungonwabi aha Okomzuzwana okanye ukungonwabi, uvelwano olunovelwano kuba babekhe bajongana nelo nqanaba lobuchwephesha ngaphambili.

Ewe kunjalo, ukujika okungokoqobo kokufuna ukubeka ubuchopho obumhlophe kwimizimba eMnyama kongeza koloyiko, kunye kakhulu ukwanelisa i-TS-Mutha Fucking-Isiphelo siyayiqinisa njengewotshi yonyango kuba, wow, siphumelele ngokuchasene nobuhlanga!

Kodwa UKaren ukhwaza yilento Phuma wayezama ukuthi, ewe? Ivakala ngathi yiparody, a NgoMgqibelo ebusuku sketch esiphela kukuqhuma kwentsini xa ubona isihloko seKAREN.

Kodwa hayi.

Yinyani.

UKaren , kum, kulingana nokubeka imifuno kwipani ekulungele ukubhaka ngokugqibeleleyo ye-mac kunye netshizi. Akuyomfuneko kwaphela kwaye ayongezi kwanto exesheni. Kubekho isikhalo sokubuthwa ukuze sibe ne-horror emnyama ngakumbi engalunganga ubuhlanga BABI yall , kodwa amaxesha ngamaxesha siphinda siqhubeke nokufumana iifilimu ezisixelela ngento esele siyazi kuba yiyo loo nto uthandile Phuma kakhulu, akunjalo?

Mamela. Le ibiya kuba yincoko eyahlukileyo ukuba ibiyinto yoyilo, ngapha koko, Phuma isebenza kuba abahlali abakhoyo, kulungile, Karen. Ababizeli amapolisa kuthi, basimemela ngaphaya, basamkela kusapho, banomqolo xa sihlangabezana nobuhlanga (okt: ipolisa elitsala uChris noRose ngaphezulu), kwaye lisenza sizive sikhululekile Isalathiso sokuba sibuze ukuba ngaba i-microaggressions yayo okanye kukuphazamiseka kakhulu.

Le ndlwana erhuqwayo iswele inkcenkceshelo lothando lokuchukumisa iinwele zam kwaye indixelele ukuba phantse kumnyama njengam cuz kusehlotyeni kwaye iyafumana itan. Endaweni yokuba le trailer ikhethe ubundlobongela ngokuchasa indlela yayo Umthetho wabantsundu emva koko ndibiza amapolisa ngelizama ukonakalisa impahla yayo.

Ukuba siza kuyenza le nto yokuba nobuhlanga libali lokwenyani, kufuneka libonakale. Sonke siyayazi ukuba injani inkazana kule kharavani, kodwa hayi kakhulu, Intombi yam emhlophe yaxelela iphoyisa ukuba lizame ukundikhathaza, kodwa landishiya ndedwa kulo mhlophe-mhlophe uhlangana nabantu abandenzayo ungakhululekanga, ndenza ntoni?

Yintoni endikhathazayo ngalento UKaren I-trailer kukuba ithatha ukuba singahamba ngokuzithandela siye kwezi ndawo zinengxaki NGOKUQHELEKILEYO ngokungathi asenzi uphando olunzulu ngokuzikhathalela kwethu. Njengomfazi omnyama omnyama, kukho iindawo endinqabileyo ukufudukela kuzo kuba NDIYAZI ukuba baya kwenza inani kwimpilo yam yengqondo. Ndidinga kakhulu ubuchule bokwenza abalinganiswa abaMnyama baziqonde ngakumbi xa begqiba kwelokuba baya KUPHILA, ngakumbi emva konyaka esiye safumana.

Ngaba ucinga ukuba sicofa nje kuluhlu lweZillow ngaphandle kokujonga ebumelwaneni? Xa siphila kwixesha leMcCloskys ?! Ngapha koko, itreyila ITHI kukho ulwazi oluphazamisayo ngaye nangomntakwabo. Kwakhona, awunakundixelela ukuba lo Karen ungenazinwele wayengemi kwiveranda yakhe kwaye ejonge esi sibini xa sisiya endlwini sibonisa.

Oku kuyahambelana nesibini esifumana indlu entle ngexabiso eliphantsi kwaye inja yabo yezilwanyana ayizukungena ngaphakathi kuba inkwenkwe elungileyo iyazi ukuba iyathakatha kwaye unokujonga ngokulula inyani yokuba lonke usapho lwabulawa kwigumbi elingaphantsi kwakho. sayina kumgca ochokoziweyo.

Iiflegi?

Ubomvu krwe!

Yeka ukusibeka kwezi meko!

Kodwa umkhabi kuyo yonke le nto yindlela uKaren anochuku ngayo kule trailer. Uyabonakala kakhulu kwintiyo yakhe ngabantu abaMnyama. Ewe, uKaren akasithandi, kodwa yintoni esenza siqhubeke sithetha ngabo kwaye sisebenzise igama elifana neli UKaren yinyani yokuba sinokubenza intlekisa- kwaye bandithembe, siyayenza, kwaye kunjalo ngokufanelekileyo. UKaren waba meme kuba njengoko kuyacaphukisa njengoko kwaba bafazi ukubiza amapolisa kuthi, kukho uvakalelo lokonwaba ngokwakho xa uKaren ephulukene. UKaren ugculelwa. UKaren uyaxolisa xa enyanzelekile ukuba ajongane neziphumo zezenzo zakhe. UKaren… umangalela kamva ?

Inqaku lam libali likaKaren kakhulu amabhinqa amhlophe anesihloko ahlekisayo, masikhe siqaqambise oku kwaye siqiniseke ukuba ngekhe baphinde bakwenze oku kulandelwa, Abantu abaMnyama akufuneki benyamezele oku, masibanike inkathalo need emva kokujongana nayo yonke loo nto.

Ayisiyiyo le njongo yoBumelwane yoBumelwane eyi-101 apho ndiyaziyo, ngaphandle kokuba imovie ingekaphumi, omnye waba bantu bamhlophe uzokulahla igama le-N nge-R.

(Umfanekiso: Coke Daniels)

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-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —