Akukho mntu kufuneka afumane izoyikiso zokufa esithi iPaki yaseMzantsi ayilunganga. Yi!

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Kwiveki ephelileyo, umbhali uDana Schwartz wenze into eyingozi kakhulu kuMfazi kwi-Intanethi: Wayenoluvo. USchwartz wayebazi ubungozi; Wayejolise kuye troll ngaphambili ngenxa yolwaphulo-mthetho njengokugxeka abaxhasi bakaBernie Sanders, kodwa into ayenzileyo kule veki iphelileyo yayingacingi nokucinga: Uthe Iphaki yasemazantsi … yayimbi .

USchwartz wathi-ngokuchanekileyo-oko iphaki yasemazantsi kunye ne-brand yayo ye-crass, uburharha obungenantlonelo obujonga phantsi ukunyaniseka kunye neemvakalelo ezingenangqondo zenze umonakalo omkhulu kwindlela abantu, ngakumbi abesilisa abancinci, abajonga ngayo kwaye bajongane nehlabathi.

Olu luvo lwenze abantu kakhulu-kwaye ndiyathetha kakhulu -UMad. Abanye banikela ngohlobo lweengxoxo ezisengqiqweni, besithi bubudenge ukugxeka umboniso weTV ngobundlongondlongo obukhoyo behlabathi-nto leyo uSchwartz ayengayenzi. Wayechaza nje ukuba iphaki yasemazantsi ‘Kukugculelwa nokuhlekwa yonke into kungenise umbono wehlabathi ongaqinisekanga.

Kodwa ezinye iimpendulo kuluvo lukaSchwartz yayiyeyona ntiyo inentiyo kunye nokugculelwa esinokulindela, kulungile, ukufa iphaki yasemazantsi abalandeli-kwaye andithethi ukuba abalandeli bathanda umboniso kwaye bacinga ukuba kuyahlekisa. (Kuyahlekisa ngamanye amaxesha!) Ndithetha abo babamkeleyo iphaki yasemazantsi njengeziseko kwilizwe labo kwaye ngenxa yoko yinxalenye yesazisi. Njengawo nawuphi na umlandeli onzulu kakhulu kulwalamano lwabo nemithombo yeendaba, bayacaphuka kakhulu xa olo lwalamano okanye imithombo yeendaba ibuzwa. Yongeza kwidosi enesifo sobudoda obunetyhefu kunye nokungazithembi, kwaye ufumana iimpendulo ezinje ngezi:

Ingxelo, ewe, yaba kukuba uSchwartz wayefuna ukuba kucinywe umboniso, owawungeyonyani. Nangona kunjalo, uSchwartz wajongana nengcinezelo yokuphathwa gadalala, ukuthukwa, ukuthukwa, ukufa kunye nosongelo lodlwengulo, kunye nazo zonke iivitriol ezixhaphakileyo zamadoda anomsindo kwi-intanethi. Kwaye kusebenze ukubonisa ubungqina bakhe.

iphaki yasemazantsi oosisi bakhule benomboniso owawufundisa ukuba ububele kunye nemfesane zazisisidenge kwaye zingapholi- ukuba ekuphela kwendlela yokujonga umhlaba yayikukuhlekisa ngalo, iyonke, kwaye intlonipho nentlonipho yayo nantoni na yayizizidenge.

Ngoku, anditsho ukuba lo ngumxholo opheleleyo we iphaki yasemazantsi , okanye nokuba umbono wehlabathi wabadali bayo uhambelana nale ethos. Aba ngabafana basinikeyo INcwadi kaMormoni , enomyalezo omnandi kunye nethemba ekugqibeleni. Nditsho ukuba obu bucukubhede kunye nokuhlekisa ngento yonke bathathe into iphaki yasemazantsi , kwaye oko kubi.

Akukho mntu ufanele ukufumana izoyikiso zokubulawa okanye zokudlwengulwa kumdlalo weTV. Akukho mntu umele oyike ukhuseleko lwabo kuba banoluvo kwi-intanethi… kwaye ke, oko kwenzeka ngalo lonke ixesha. Kwimeko enobungozi, eguqukayo yemidiya yoluntu, apho abalandeli bento baziva bexhotyisiwe ukuba bahlasele kwaye bathukise nabani na onobuganga bokugxeka ikhathuni yabo abayithandayo, ethetha malunga nokuba yonke le ecosystem imbi kangakanani-ukusuka kumdlalo ukuya kubalandeli-sisindululo esiyingozi . Ndiya kuvuma, ndisoyika nokuba ndibhale le nto, ndisazi uhlobo lwentiyo endinayo- kunye nawo wonke umbhali kule ndawo-ndifumana rhoqo xa sizama ukuthukisa enye yeenkomo ezingcwele zabalandeli.

Kodwa le yinto ekufuneka siyithethile. Le ndlela yokuziphatha ayilunganga. Sonke sikhululekile ukuba sithande kwaye sibukele nantoni na, kwaye ngumsebenzi wababhali nabagxeki ukubonisa iziphene kunye nefuthe losasazo, kwaye kufanelekile ukuba sikwenze kokubini ngaphandle komntu osongela ukhuseleko lwethu, osebenzisa intetho yentiyo, okanye ukuba zijerks malunga nayo.

Umahluko phakathi kwentetho kunye nokuhlukumeza, kodwa umgca uya usiba mfiliba kule mihla nakwelixesha. Abo kuthi abenza oku ukuze baphile kufuneka bahlale bekhangele iitroll kunye nosongelo, kwaye kuyadinisa. Senza oku kuba kubalulekile ukugxeka kunye nokucinga malunga nemithombo yeendaba kunye nabantu abayenzayo, kodwa ingxelo yezo zimvo ayinakuze ithethelele inzondo esihlala sifumana yona.

Andithandi iphaki yasemazantsi . Ndicinga ukuba inentsingiselo, kwaye uphawu lwayo loburharha luyekile ukuba lunoveli okanye lunomdla kwiminyaka elishumi eyadlulayo. Kuya kufuneka ndikwazi ukuyithetha loo nto ngaphandle koloyiko, kodwa… andiyiyo. Kwaye yiyo loo nto kanye inkcubeko leyo iphaki yasemazantsi ibiyinxalenye yokudala iimfuno zokugxekwa, kwaye kutheni sinoxanduva lokuqhubeka sisenza njalo.

Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!

-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —