Umphathi we Newsmax uGreg Kelly's Reefer Madness Tweet Ufumana umsi kuTwitter

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Sekuyiminyaka engama-85 ukususela kumphambili we- Ukuphambana kweReefer , ifilimu esasaza ubuxoki ebaxekileyo ngokuchasene nentsangu. Kule mihla, uninzi lwethu luyazi (kwaye inzululwazi iqinisekisile ) ukuba intsangu ayisosango lokusetyenziswa gwenxa kweziyobisi okanye amava awonakalisayo obangela ubundlobongela, ukubulala, okanye uhlaselo (imbali yokwenziwa kwayo ulwaphulo-mthetho eMelika nayo Zendele nzulu kubuhlanga nakubantu bamanye amazwe ). Ngenxa yokuxhasa kunye nokutshintsha kwezimvo zoluntu, amazwe aliqela ayibhalisile ngokusemthethweni intsangu yolonwabo, eyona yakutshanje yiNew York, ethi ukhula olusemthethweni izolo nje, ukubopha ityala ulingano ngokobuhlanga nezoqoqosho.

Nangona kunjalo, ulwamkelo olukhulayo lwentsangu kusahlangatyezwana nalo kunye nokusasaza iindaba, ngakumbi ezivela kubalondolozi. NgoLwesithathu ebusuku, umphathi weNewsmax uGreg Kelly uthumele isilumkiso malunga neletisi kaMtyholi efumene ingqwalaselo enkulu kwimidiya yoluntu. (I-Newsmax, ewe, lijelo lokukhetha kwabalondolozi abanomsindo kwiFox News ngokubiza unyulo luka-2020 lweBiden.)

UKelly ubhale wathi, UKUTSHAYA UKHULA (aka GRASS) ayisiyongcamango ilungileyo leyo. Ndizamile (emva kwemini) kwaye yayimbi KUKHO nantoni na eyenzekayo kwi-HUNTER BIDEN. Ndadibana nabahlobo bam eKentucky ndaza ndavuka emva kweentsuku ezi-4 eNairobi, eKenya. Ndingazi ukuba kwenzeke ntoni. MUSA UKWENZA IZIYOBISI.

Bambelela… ingaba le ndoda ithi itshaye isihlanganisi yaze yavuka emva kweentsuku ezine kwilizwekazi elinye !? Oku kuyaphambuka, njengoko nawuphi na umsebenzisi wentsangu angakuxelela. Owona mgama mde ndiwuhambileyo ngelixa uphakamileyo usuke ebhedini yam waya ebhedini yam, kwaye xa ubhakekile ngokunyanisekileyo uziva ngathi luhambo oluya eMordor.

I-tweet kaKelly engaqhelekanga yakhawuleza yosa kwi-Twitter, abaninzi behlekisa ngebali lakhe elihlazo kunye nokusebenzisa kwakhe ingca yomhla wesangqa, okt igama kuphela elisasetyenziswayo ngabazali bethu kunye neenarcs. (Kwirekhodi, uKelly unama-52, hayi i-102.) Abaninzi bayazibuza ukuba yintoni kanye kanye uKelly ayitshayiyo, okanye ukuba indibaniselwano yakhe ibifakwe uthuli lwengelosi okanye iPCP, eyona hallucinogens eza kukuphazamisa.

Gcina ukhumbula ukuba uKelly yithiyori eyaziwayo eyaziwayo ibango ngokunjalo ukuba uChamp noMajor Biden abazizo ngokwenene izinja zeBiden. Wazama kananjalo kuqhuma uMcDonald's Engasayinikeli iMcFish kwaye imbiza ngokuba yindoda uKaren. I-FYI, ibizwa ngokuba yiFayile-O-Fish, mfo. Bendicinga uyintatheli.

(umfanekiso obonisiweyo: Twitter)

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