Itreyila yothotho olutsha lweNetflix olumnyama Ayoneliseki iwisile, kwaye ndi… ndingaphantsi kunomdla ngayo. ULauren Gussis ( Ukuxhamla , Ngeminazana ithile Ubhale umqhubi wenqwelomoya, ogxile kulutsha olunobunzima obuninzi uPatty. UPatty uyangcungcutheka mihla le esikolweni, apho ahlekiswa ngabanye abafundi. Emva kwenqindi ebusweni kunyanzela ukuba umhlathi wakhe uvalwe ngocingo, uPatty ubuya emva kwekhefu lasehlotyeni enomzimba omtsha onomzimba kunye nencasa yokuziphindezela.
Oy vey. Kuninzi ekufuneka ukhuphe apha. Okokuqala, kukho owayesakuba yinkwenkwezi yeDisney Channel uDebby Ryan kwisuti enamafutha njengaphambi kukaPatty. Ngaba singakhupha ukunqunyanyiswa kwabadlali abanesikhumba kwiisuti ezityebileyo? Ngokukodwa xa zihlala zidlalelwa ukuhleka okanye njengentlekisa? Ngaba kungothusa kakhulu ukuphosa, andazi, UMNTU OWENZELEKILEYO WOKUDLALA ukudlala umntu otyebileyo? Ngu-2018. Baninzi abadlali abanetalente kunye nobukhulu ngaphandle. Ibar esecaleni: ukuba indima elandelayo kaScarlett Johansson injengomntu otyebileyo, ndiza kuphulukana nengqondo yam.
Kodwa uPatty akatyebanga ixesha elide: utshintsha ngoko nangoko abe libhombu elibhityileyo uDebby Ryan, apho ahamba khona ngokuziphindezela okubandakanya u-A) ukuba yinkosikazi yobuhle kunye no-B) ukubetha abantu ebusweni. Kuba yile nto ifunwa ngamantombazana atyebileyo: ukunciphisa umzimba kunye nokubetha ebusweni. Eli bali lidinisayo lomzimba wokuziphindezela ligcwele kangangokuba kukho no-E! uthotho zokuzonwabisa ebizwa Umzimba wokuziphindezela noKhloe Kardashian . Zombini Umzimba wokuziphindezela kwaye Ayoneliseki ziveliswa nguRyan Seacrest (indoda ehlala ngoku ukuhla ukusinda ibali lokuziphindezela).
Eyona nto yenza ukuba le trope ikhathaze kakhulu kukuba ithatha wonke umntu otyebileyo ukuba afune ukubhitya kwaye ikwabonisa nokubhitya njengesisombululo sokutyeba. Kutheni kunjalo? Wonke umntu otyebileyo emhlabeni akafuni ukuba lulusu, kwaye ukucinga ukuba kuyingozi kwaye kuyacaphukisa. Inkcubeko yePop yenza abantu abatyebileyo bakholelwe ukuba bafaneleke kuphela kumxholo webali ukuba ibali labo lijolise ekunciphiseni ubunzima. Kwiimeko ezinqabileyo zokuba baphose amanqatha akhokelayo, amathuba kukuba ngelixa izinto zisenziwa zijikeleza kathathu, loo mntu uhambe kuhambo lokunciphisa umzimba. Eyona nto inokwenzeka kwimontage yokulahleka kobunzima. Uyazi enye: intombazana ifika esikalini, ifinyanise. Amantombazana ajonge i-donut kwaye alusizi ukubamba isiqu se-celery. Intombazana iyajuluka kwindawo yokuzivocavoca. Intombazana ifika esikalini, uyancuma. Intombazana ihamba nge-slo-mo ezantsi kwepaseji kwisinxibo esibonakalayo. Intombazana ngoku yinkwenkwezi ye-movie. Uyahamba, ntombazana!
Ndingathanda ukubona intombazana eyahlukileyo etyebileyo i-montage: Intombazana ichola isikali, iyiphosa emgqomeni. Amantombazana angqungqa ebharini nabahlobo. Intombazana inomdla kwaye inqweneleka kuba iindaba zeendaba: Abantu abatyebileyo bayabaleka. Intombazana yamehlo amantombazana ayikhuphele emva koko ishushu. Ishushu eshushu kunye nentombazana ityisana idonuts ngelixa izonwabela ukutshona kwelanga e-Itali. Isiphelo.
Ngoku, ndizakugcina isigwebo esipheleleyo se Ayoneliseki (eso sihloko nangona: kuba AKANAKUYEKA UKUDLA, UKUFUMANE ?!) ide iphume. Nantsi ithemba lokuba ukungcangcazela okubi okuvela kwinqwelwana akwandisi kuthotho ngokwalo.
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