Neo Yokio -I-anime-style Netflix miniseries ebhalwe yimvumi ephambili yeVampire Weekend, ikhokelwa ngumvelisi olawulayo owayesemva Ukuchwetheza kwaye Superjail! , kunye neenkwenkwezi uJaden Smith-wakhululwa ngolwe-Lwesine waba mkhulu… kulungile, bekukho ii-tweets ezininzi malunga nayo, kunjalo. Olu luhlu lujikeleze uKaz Kaan, i-exorcist kunye nelungu le-neo riche, njengoko elwa neenkxalabo ezinokuthanani nokuthenga i-tuxedo ethe kratya umthunzi ongalunganga kwaye kufuneka acime indlu yesihlobo esaswelekileyo kwii-Hamptons. Abanye balukhusele uthotho njengesiqhulo, abanye balwamkela njengenkampu, kwaye abanye bahlala ukuze babukele umlilo wenkunkuma.
Olu yayingeloluchungechunge ukuba lubukelwe lodwa, ke ndaye ndadwelisa ubukrelekrele bokufunda kunye ne-acerbic wit (kwaye, ukubhengeza ngokupheleleyo, iqabane lam) uDorothy Kingswood ukundinceda ngelori kuzo zonke iziqendu ezithandathu. Amava asishiye iiyure ezine kufutshane nokufa; Ndiyathemba ukuba ingxoxo yethu izakusikhanyisela kwisiphithiphithi sokuphumeza oko Neo Yokio .
Yinyani Kaiser : Uninzi lwabantu, ndiyacinga, luyathontelana ukuya kubukela oku kucingelwa ukuba kuya kulunga MST3K Izinto eziphathekayo-i-trailer ngokuqinisekileyo ikhuphe olo hlobo lwe-vibe. Inyaniso eyoyikisayo, nangona kunjalo, yile Neo Yokio uyeke ngokukhawuleza ukuba sisidenge-ulonwabo kwaye ushukume uye ekubeni sisidenge ngokugqibeleleyo.
UDorothy Kingswood : Ewe, ndiyathetha, xa ndivula iNetflix, ngokuqinisekileyo bendilindele isiqwenga somdlalo wobutsha obunamandla obunamandla-kwaye oko kuthethwa ngothando. Akukho nto iphosakeleyo ngokwemvelo ngokufuna olo hlobo lokuzonwabisa, ipcorny yolonwabo. Iingxaki, nangona kunjalo, zininzi kwaye zixhaphakile, ukuqala kubugcisa beHanna-Barbera-as-Flash cheapo kunye nokuqhubeka ngokujonga kunye nokwenza into ukuya kuthi ga ekuzameni kwayo ukusebenzisa ulwimi kunye nethiyori yengcinga eqhubela phambili kwindawo yokungakhathali kunye ne-slapdash ngendlela. Ifuna ukwenza abaphulaphuli ngokwenene cinga ndoda kodwa endaweni yoko izibhuqa kulwandle lwangaphandle, ubuncinci, kunye ne-aesthetics abathi abadali bangakwazi ukuzizisa ukuba bayeke, ngaphandle kwenyathelo labo lokuya kuphando.
VK : Kucacile ukuba yenzelwe ukuba yi-satire – ngokuqinisekileyo kwezi zihloko zokuphononongwa okuninzi endikubonileyo, kwaye uEzra Koenig wayijikeleza njengeparody ngaphambi kokuba aqale ukukhathalela abalinganiswa, kodwa iyasilela ngokubaluleka kwigama elithi go. Ukuba isimilo sikaJaden Smith kufanele ukuba simele i-idle, i-idiotic rich, kufanele ukuba sikhe sivezwe ngaxesha lithile kubalinganiswa abangengabo .01% okanye abancedisayo nababambezelayo. Ndiyakholelwa ukuba umbize ngokuba nguBertie Wooster ngaphandle komtsalane.
I-DK : Nguye, ngokwenene. Bamnika u-anti Agatha ongumakhonya omenza amoyike! - ngokwenene benze i-exorcisms. Ubhekisa ngokucacileyo kwimisebenzi kaWodehouse, kodwa apho uBertie onentliziyo entle wayefuna ukushiywa yedwa kwaye avunyelwe ukuba azonwabise, uKaz ujonge kakhulu kubume bakhe bangaphandle obuqinisekisiweyo. Oko kusizisela, ndiyaqikelela, kwenye yeengqungquthela ezingaqhelekanga zikaNeo Yokio (indawo): iBhodi yeBhasikithi yeTimes Square.
VK : Ewe, ewe- khawufane ucinge ukuba ngaba lolona luhlu lwee-bachelor ezifanelekileyo ziyaxhuma emaphepheni ukuze zibhalwe ngokungachazeki entliziyweni ye-Times Square. Kukho ngokupheleleyo ukuseta ukhuphiswano kunye ne-asshole yase-blond yendawo, kodwa akukaze kubekho uvakalelo olungxamisekileyo olungaphaya kwento yokuba uDraco (ayilogama lakhe lokwenyani) wathetha into etenxileyo ngo-Kaz kanye. Iyelenqe lothotho luyekelele ngaphaya kwenkolelo, ngokungathi uKoenig ufumanise ukuba i-anime ekudala isebenza baqala iziqendu ezisekwe kwi-shenanigans kodwa ayisiyiyo le yokuba umntu angayisebenzisi loo logic kumdlalo oneziqendu ezithandathu.
Konke oko kuphakathi kwenkampu, nangona-ukucwangciswa kobuyatha kukunceda ukuhlekisa ukuba kukho nantoni na, kwaye ndiqinisekile ukuba abanye abantu baya kutsalwa ngopopayi obukumgangatho ophantsi kwaye iBig Toblerone meme. Kwaye kulungile ukuba ubone uthotho lweentlobo ngeentlobo ezahlukeneyo zeklasi. Lihlazo elinjalo nje, uyazi, okuseleyo kulo.
I-DK : Intsingiselo yokungaxelwanga nguDraco malunga noKaz kucacisiwe ukuba yinto etyibilikayo, kuba ukuyekelela, ukwakha umhlaba ngokungakhathali kubandakanya uhlobo lwe-Hogwarts-lite uhlobo lwamaza ngaxesha lithile iiNgcongconi zaziliCandelo elacinezelwayo, Uyazi, kwaye umrhwebi Igazi labo lodaka. Kananjalo bonke abantu bomlingo banepinki, mfusa, okanye bhlowu iinwele, kodwa ke bahlupheka, bahlwempuzekile u-Helena St. Tessoro, kuba into ecace gca ukuba iphefumlelwe yi-90s anime ayinakho ukuhlala inomdla wothando rhoqo iinwele, ulwakhiwo lwehlabathi luya kugwetywa.
VK : Akukho namnye kuthi ofaneleke ngokwenene ukuba angene nzulu kwinkqubo yoluhlu, kodwa umboniso ukhetha ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba ube nefantasy ecinezelweyo underclass kunokuba ujongane nemicimbi nokuba itangentially inxulumene nobuhlanga bokwenene behlabathi. Eyona nto inokuba ngumzamo wokudala iphupha elinomdla, kodwa ayisiyiyo le vibe ndiyifumana kumboniso. Kubonakala ngathi ucinga into ethile. Ke… endaweni yokuthetha nantoni na eyinyani, iyazenzela izixhobo zayo zomoya ukuze ijikeleze kuzo. Ihlala kwi-bubble elusizi ngokupheleleyo, kwaye ii-homages zayo kwi-anime ngamanye amaxesha zinqamlelela kumagama angqameneyo abeka ngokuthe ngqo ukusuka kwinkcubeko yaseJapan ayifumani. Ngokukodwa i-hikikomori, into ye-anime yenza iziqhulo ngayo kodwa i… y'now, indawo yokuhlala yokwenyani yabantu abanesifo sengqondo.
Ngokuqinisekileyo Singatsho ukuba indlela yayo kwabasetyhini ayisiyonto intle. Kukho uHelena, njengoko sele ukhankanyile, ochitha uninzi lwamanqaku njengendoda eshishina kunye noFreshman oFunda nje iManifesto yamaKomanisi.
I-DK : Ukusetyenziswa gwenxa kwehikikomori kuyahambelana nesigqibo somboniso sokuchaza isikhalazo sikaKaz ngenxa yamantombazana ahlukana naye njengoxinzelelo. Ngokuqinisekileyo, kufanelekile ukuba abe ngumdlali ophambili onesiphako kwihlabathi elingena nzulu, kodwa loo nto ayibambeli manzi xa kungekho zibonda okanye ziphumo, kwaye konke ukuqondwa kobukho bakhe kubangela ukuba kungabikho tshintsho luphawu kwindlela aziphethe ngayo.
Umboniso unika inkonzo yomlomo kwintsebenzo yovuyo, kodwa uhlala unceda ekubalekeni ngokwenza ezona zinto zibizayo. Luhlobo lweHipster Racism njengoko lusetyenziswa kulo lonke olunye uhlobo lwengcinezelo ababhali abakhe bafunda ngalo. (Homophobia, misogyny, transphobia, classism.)
Ngayo nayiphi na enye into, u-Helena akanakunyamezeleka. Kule nto, ungoyena mlinganiswa ubalaseleyo kwiqela elibi, kuba nje eguqula izinto azenzayo kunye nendlela aphila ngayo ngokuhambelana neenkolelo zakhe eziguqukayo. Kwaye oko kuthetha kakhulu. (Kananjalo, xa unikwe amanyathelo akhe amva, oko kukude nokuvuma okukhala.)
Ndiyathemba ukuba ubungalindelanga ukuba loo mxholo ungezantsi uza kuvavanywa nangaliphi na ixesha elizayo
VK : Kuninzi kulula ukuba uzimele wedwa, ndicinga, ngakumbi ukuqala kwangoko: inyani yokuba umboniso usisidenge kakhulu ukuba ungawaqonda amagama e-anime ayifaneleyo, inyani yokuba umlinganiswa ophambili sisidenge esinee-bubble Eyona ngxaki inkulu ebomini yimpahla yakhe ebiza kakhulu ukuba ingumbala ongalunganga, inyani yokuba uninzi lwabalinganiswa ababhinqileyo alubalulekanga kwaphela- nokuba zizidenge, zikhohlakele, okanye zikhona… nantoni na ebizama ukuyenza Helena. Kodwa inkampu ifunyenwe, ayenzelwanga, kwaye kunzima kakhulu ukuntywila ngovuyo kwisilili xa umboniso uqhubeka ukubetha egxalabeni ukuze uthethe into. Kwaye emva koko ithi izinto zizithulu ngokupheleleyo.
Izalathiso ze-anime, umzekelo; ikakhulu ziqengqeleka ngamehlo kwaye zisisiseko esihle. Hayi, kukulandelelana kwamaphupha ukusuka AKIRA ! Hayi, bathi imasks tuxedo! Kodwa emva koko bathathe isigqibo sokudlala Ranma ½ (enye ye-anime kaKoenig ayithandayo, ngokucacileyo), kwaye izinto zihamba ngecala lokwenyani, ngokukhawuleza okukhulu.
Ngoku Ranma (uthotho lwenkwenkwe eqalekisiweyo ukujika ibe yintombazana nanini na xa ichaphazelwa ngamanzi abandayo) luluhlu olunikezela ngendima yokufezekisa umnqweno phakathi kweqela elithile leminyaka ye-trans nerds, nam ndibandakanyile. Kodwa yayinengxaki enkulu ngokubhekisele ekubalulekeni ngokwesini xa kwakubhalwa kwiminyaka ye-90, kwaye ifunyenwe imbi ngakumbi ngeminyaka. Akukho ndlela yakwenza ukuba umakhi we-cis akwazi ukwenza loo nto ngendlela enencasa. Kwaye oku kubi kakhulu.
Ngokwazisa isiza se-shenanigansy apho u-Kaz's cis umhlobo oyindoda eguqulwa abe ngumfazi, umboniso uvula umnyango ukuya kwimizuzu engamashumi amabini yokuhamba kwiindlela ezimbi ezothusayo malunga nabantu ababhinqileyo, kubandakanya ukubonwa ngabasetyhini, ngokukhwaza uLeex asebenzise imbonakalo yakhe betha kwi-lesbian; okanye uKaz uxelele uLeex ukuba angathethi kuba ilizwi lakhe liyamnika. Le yokugqibela idlala ngoloyiko lokuba abantu ababhinqileyo abadlalayo babe phantsi kokugculelwa okanye ubundlobongela ukuba abanakuphumelela, kwaye eyangaphambili idlala kanye kwi-TERF ideology yokuba abafazi abasetyhini ngamadoda azama ukufumana abathandanayo.
I-DK : Ungalibali ukuba isebenzisa loo mlinganiswa uyindoda, uLexy, njengesithethi phantse kuwo onke amanqaku asetyhini athetha ngokucocekileyo-ngokugcina ilizwi liphakathi komlomo weDude. Kwimiboniso engcono, oku kuya kuthetha into, njengokuba uKaz kuphela ukuphulaphula amanye amadoda, kodwa kule nto? Ulahla uLexy kanye no-Helena, kungabikho miphumo emibi kubuhlobo babo nje ukuba umlingo ubuyiselwe umva. (Ah, iqhosha lokuseta ngokutsha elidala. Kuba ababhali bonwabela zombini izakhiwo ze-gag-an-episode kunye nee-arcs eziqhubekayo, kwaye khange babone ukuba ezo zinto zinokungahambelani na.)
VK: Kwaye ke isiqephu sinenyongo yokwenza ngathi malunga noKaz ekwabelana ngesondo nabafazi kwaye uxelela uxela umbukeli ukuba isini sisibonisi, hayi isibini. Mka, Neo Yokio .
… .Eneneni yile nto yokuthanjiswa kwengxaki yomboniso. Iyayazi indlela yokukhwaza ingqikelelo kodwa isilele ngokupheleleyo ukuqonda imeko edlalayo emva kwayo. Ndinyanisa, olo classism .
DK Ukwahlulahlula kubhakwa kwindawo yokuqala; Ngabantu ababini kuphela abakwisikhundla esiphantsi abanikwa iindima zokuthetha. Omnye ngumqeshwa waseBergdorf obizwa nguKaz obiza uSalesclerk ebusweni bakhe.
Omnye ngumntu uKaz ngokoqobo ungumnini.
Ukungena kubaphangi, apha, kodwa ngaphezulu kwendlela efanayo- ithanga Isigigaba se-transphobia, u-Kaz uchitha yonke into engavumiyo ukufikelela kwisibonelelo somntu ukuze asebenze, njengoko bemcenga kaninzi ukuba abancede baqhubeke nobomi babo, kuba abanako ukungathobeli iminqweno yakhe emincinci. ingxaki enkulu. Oku kudlalwa ngokuhleka.
VK : Umboniso ocacileyo malunga nenkohliso yoluntu kunye nokuxhaphazwa komntu oqhelekileyo ngabantu abakhethiweyo ekugqibeleni (ndiyacinga? I-Eden yaseMpuma yenye yemiboniso Neo Yokio ingathanda ukuba sazi ukuba sele ibonile), ayinamdla kwaphela wokusibonisa naluphi na uhlobo lwenyani. Bonke abasebenzi bezityebi bonwabile njengepunch ngeendima zabo (nditsho umntu uKaz ngokuqinisekileyo ungumnini, esingaboniswanga ukuba sele ehlawulwe); U-Helena kuphela komlomo weengcamango ezichasene nobungxowankulu, kwaye uzifumana ngendlela ethembekileyo.
Umboniso wegama eliwisa imfashini yeemveliso zefashoni ngokungapheliyo, igxininisa ubungangamsha bokungabinanto, itywilisela umbukeli kubunewunewu- nakukutya-iphonografi ayinakukwazi ukuziphilisa ngokukhohlisa, emva koko izenze ngathi iyaphawula ngokugqithileyo kobungxowankulu obugqithisileyo umlinganiswa okwangusozigidigidi ongazange wabazi ubunzima. Yi le Ukulunywa okwenyani , Uhlelo luka-2017.
I-DK: Akukho nanye ehlala kakuhle ngokuzingca kwe- a umboniso wokuzingela iidemon . Kungenxa yokuba, hleze silibale, iqhawe lethu ngokuqinisekileyo lingumzingeli weedemon omlingo olwa… ngokuqinisekileyo hayi ixesha loku-1 INyanga yoLwandle villains. Kukonke.
Olu hlobo lwento yonke luyaphela emva kokukhutshelwa ngaphandle kweLitonster Monster Taylor Swift, ngokufuthi ngokuyalelwa yiSpotify.
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Ukulinganisa okubukhali apho, bantu.
Iidemon apha zibonakala ngathi zinxibelelene nokubawa okanye i-avarice, ngaphandle kokuba emva kwesiqingatha sokugxila kugxilwe kwizigulo zeNeo Yokio's castle-in-the-clouds elite. Isikweko siwela kuso.
Kwaye mhlawumbi ngokungathandekiyo kubo bonke, abaqulunqi bakhetha ukumela ukubekwa kwimeko yesiqhelo sentlalontle ngokususa olona phawu lwayo lukhulu, oloyikekayo: iBhodi yeSidanga.
Ngokuqhushumbisa.
Oku kuboniswa njengentshukumo elungileyo.
Ngelixa uSmith wayeneminyaka emi-3 kuphela okokugqibela abantu baseMelika babona indawo etshisayo kunye nokuwa kwe-NYC, uKoenig akanasizathu sokungacingi kolutsha. Kutheni le nto yena, kunye nabo bonke abanye kwiqela lemveliso, bekholelwa ukuba ukuxelisa i-9/11 yazo zonke izinto yayilicebo elilungileyo?
VK : Andinalwazi lokuba lo mboniso ucinga ntoni, nangaliphi na ixesha. Ndiqinisekile ukuba singangqina ukuba yenzekile. Kububudenge obumangalisayo ngeendlela ezingenakubakho ngenjongo (JONGA! UKaz ufundisa amabhinqa amancinci malunga nokuba uHelena akasengomzekelo owamkelekileyo kubo. ICINGE! Njengoko uHelena eguqukela kuhlobo oluthile lomKristu Isilayidi singene Iingqungquthela . IYAQHUBEKA! Njengoko uKaz uthenga ENYE I-ROBOT enokuthi ihlalise umntu ongasokuze ahlawulwe, asazi nje).
Kukho mhlawumbi abantu abanokuhla kunye naloo nto, isiqendu se-transphobic ecaleni. Kodwa umboniso ekuthiwa uphathaphatha abantu abazizityebi ngokunika yonke indlela yabo yokuphila ibhafu yokuhlambela ulwimi ayisebenzi kum kwinqanaba apho ndinexhala lokuphulukana nokhathalelo lwezonyango nokondla usapho lwam. Wena?
I-DK : Ezi yayiziiyure ezine zobomi bam endizichithileyo, ndikhwaza kwaye ndiphila kamnandi xa ndiphakathi kokubethwa sisimumu kukungaziphathi kakuhle kwayo yonke into. Ayiyo Igumbi okanye Ubundlobongela kubi; ayibobuyatha obunethemba lobutyhefu Cwangcisa i-9 ukusuka kwindawo engaphandle .
Endaweni yoko, Neo Yokio luhlobo olubi ohleli kulo kwiholo yesifundo seGender Study, umamele i-dude ene-trust fund kunye nesikhafu uchaze iMarxism kunjingalwazi.
Kodwa, uyazi, baneenwele ze-pastel.
UDorothy Kingswood yindlovukazi enesidanga se-Master sokuthetha ngabalandeli. Uyi-bartender emini kunye nombhali ebusuku, okanye mhlawumbi enye indlela ejikelezileyo. Ngaphambili, wafundisa isiNgesi, waqeqeshwa njengomhleli wekopi, kwaye wemba imisele ehlotyeni. Unokuva ngakumbi ngeetoni zakhe zokungaboni kakuhle kwipodcast yakhe, Inkunkuma kunye nobuncwane , okanye kwi-tweet yakhe @dorothynotgale .
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