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Kulungile ke. Bhakani, bantwana. Lixesha lokuba uFuriosa azive.
Nantsi into.
Ndiyile nto ibizwa ngokuba yimpucuko yomntwana. Indlela emnandi yokuthi ndizalwe ndinelungu lomzimba elilahlekileyo. Ndibhalile ngale nto apha ngaphambili, kodwa kudala kwaye ndizuze abalandeli abaninzi kutsha nje (hai guyz) ukuze ibe ziindaba kwabanye benu.
Ndim lo.
Ngasentla umfanekiso: Ifoto yombhali, umfazi oswele isandla sasekhohlo emva nje kwengqiniba ezantsi.
NguCharlize Theron njengoFuriosa.
Ekugqibeleni ndonzakele ukuya kubona le movie ngoMvulo ebusuku emva komsebenzi, ndedwa, kuba bendiyinxanelwe kakhulu kwaye andinakulinda ukuba abahlobo bam babekhona. Wonke umntu ebephume edolophini kule mpelaveki ngenxa yezizathu ezahlukeneyo, ndiye ndacinga ukuba ndiza kulinda nje umntu endiza kuhamba naye, kodwa ke uFacebook waqalisa ukuthetha ngendlela emangalisayo ngayo kwaye andisakwazi ukuyibeka kwakhona. Yiyo ke indlela endigqibele ngayo kwindawo yemidlalo yeqonga phezolo, ndindedwa-hayi omnye umphefumlo egumbini, ndikhala amehlo am ngaphandle.
Ngenxa yokuba nina bantu. Ndiza kugqiba iminyaka engama-30 kule veki izayo. Ndibe ngumlandeli wefilimu yesenzo ubomi bam bonke. Kwaye andikaze ndibone abantu abakhubazekileyo ngokwasemzimbeni, i-kickass, abalinganiswa abakhokelayo kumdlalo bhanyabhanya waseHollywood NGONKE - hayi kube kanye, kude kube izolo.
(I-SEMI-SPOILERS PHAMBILI)
Ndim malunga negqwetha elikhulu lezinto ezimelweyo ezikhoyo, kodwa njengomfazi omhlophe andikaze ndive ukuba isebenza kum konke oko. Ukubukela Indlela yomsindo , Ndayiqonda indlela endandiphazama ngayo. Ndibe ngale ndlela ubomi bam bonke kwaye andikaze ndizive ndikhubazekile. Ndikhubazekile, ewe- akukho nto ndiyenzayo andikwazi ukuyenza, kodwa andivumelekanga. Ubukhulu becala bendihlala ndisiya ebomini ndinomfanekiso wendlela yokwenza ngayo kwaye ndiyifumene nje; Ndiyanqena ukuvuma ukuba andinakwenza nto kwaye andikaze ndinikezele ngaphandle kokusebenzisa onke amathuba endinawo. Ukubukela Indlela yomsindo , Ndandiziva ngathi ndibukele umzabalazo wam ophilayo (nangona kunjalo kwindawo ehle kakhulu), kwaye andicinga ukuba ndaye ndayiqonda indlela enzulu ngayo loo nto.
Bukela uFuriosa elayisha umpu. Bukela uFuriosa ebetha ngenqindi uMax ebusweni, eneentsimbi zakhe. Bukela uFuriosa eqhuba itreyitha yetreyini. Bukela uFuriosa umlilo udubule ixesha elide, usebenzisa igxalaba likaMax ukuzinzisa umgqomo wemipu, njengenye indlela yokusebenzisa izandla ezimbini! Bukela iFuriosa yenza nantoni na onokuyenza, kodwa ngcono, kunye nesiqingatha senani leminwe.
Indlela engenamandla yokuba le filimu ibonise ukukhubazeka komlinganiswa iyamangalisa. Ngokwenyani andinakho ukubuza enye into. Kukuyo yonke indawo. Akukho Dili enkulu. Umzimba wakhe awuzange ube yindawo yelenqe. Kuvunyelwe nje ukuba kube njalo. Masibe neendawo zebhulethi:
- Ubukho besandla sakhe esilahlekileyo khange bukhankanywe kwincoko. Hayi kube kanye. Ndiyifumana le nto ilula inamandla.
- Ayenzelwanga into enqabileyo kululz a la umlenze umpu kuwo Indlu yokusila . Izinto zakhe zokufakelwa ziyinyani- ijongeka ngathi yinto enokwenene enokuthi ayinxibe kwaye iyisebenzise.
- Akukho sikhombisi senziwe nakweyiphi na into eyimbali ebambekayo malunga nelungu lakhe. Asinalo nofifi lokuba ulahlekelwe njani, okanye ukuba ulahlekile. Isenokuba sisiphene sokuzalwa. Okungakumbi koku kamva, kubangele oko kutolikwa kwam ngokupheleleyo.
- HAYI. NYE. NGONAPHAKADE. Uziva. UXOLO. NGOKU. YAKHE. NGENXA yokuba. OF. YAKHE. UKUKHUBAZEKA.
Makhe sithelekise oku kubalinganiswa abanjengo-Ephialtes abavela 300 . Nangona uLeonidas amphatha ngobubele, kuyacaca ukuba ii-Ephialtes zikhubazekile. Akayi kuba lijoni. Ekugqibeleni akabalulekanga kwisizathu sabaseSpartan. Uqinisekile ukuba uFuriosa ubonakalisile kweli bali, ngewayemjongile, wanikina intloko kuLeonidas ngehlazo, wabeka umsebenzi wokwakha i-Ephialtes iseti yesikrweqe kunye nesandla serobhothi sokubamba ikhaka lakhe kwindawo efanelekileyo yaseSpartan ukubunjwa. Apho, isonjululwe ingxaki, bb. Ngoku ke phuma uye emfazweni kwaye ube nexesha elimnandi.
Ukongeza ekubeni yi-badass iyonke, eyona nto imangalisayo ngeFuriosa kukuba ikwangumbala, inemvakalelo kwaye inemfesane. Owona mxholo uphambili wefilimu ngumzabalazo wakhe wokunceda aba bafazi babaleke ukuphathwa gadalala kunye nobukhoboka, ukuba babuyele kwilizwe labo kunye nosapho, kwaye bafumane uxolo kubomi obulula, kude nemfazwe nokubandezeleka. Ugqitha kwinkqantosi yenkwenkwezi yesetyhini ye-esile elilukhuni. Ingathi wayengumntu wokwenene, oneemvakalelo zokwenene kunye nokulwa, engancitshiswanga ukuba abe ngumzobo wobukho bomntu. Buh-whaaaat?
Ukuququmbela. Lo mboniso bhanyabhanya ulwela amalungelo abafazi. Inamandla. Inika amandla ngendlela eyiyo, entle.
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