Kula maxesha okwahlulahlula kunye neyantlukwano, akukho nto idibanisa abantu ngokukhawuleza kunomsebenzi womzimba kumabonwakude ophilayo. Injalo loo nto, ndithetha ngomntwana ongu #FartGate! Owayesakuba ngumgqatswa wobongameli, kunye no-California Rep, u-Eric Swalwell wayehlala kwi-MSNBC kunye nomninimzi uChris Matthews exoxa ngenkqubo yokuthotywa kwetyala xa kwabonakala ngathi ukrazule oyena mntu ungoyena mntu ubalaseleyo.
UMSINDO WE-OMFG pic.twitter.com/StziH3Yh49
-Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) NgoNovemba 19, 2019
Ingxola kakhulu. Kude kube ngoku. Ukugqibelela ngokugqibeleleyo. Ivakala ngokwenyani ingathi ngumntu obotshelwe kwividiyo yesandi somthi wewopie kwividiyo yodliwanondlebe. Kodwa ababukeli abaninzi kunye neivenkile zatsala iziqwengana zodliwanondlebe ezibukhoma, zibonisa ukuba i-footage yayingafakwanga nzulu (nzulu yafa?) Kodwa yayiyinyani ngokunyanisekileyo. Ngokwendalo, i-intanethi yayinokuthetha okuninzi.
Ndiyibonile #kwiiyadi clip amaxesha amaninzi. Ndihleka kakhulu ngalo lonke ixesha. Kuyamangalisa nje. NguMoby Dick weefts. IKing Kong. IBig Kahuna. Ngu-Apex Predator weefts. Ukuba ucinga ukuba i-farts iphantsi kwakho, kulungile, uchanekile kodwa uyaphoswa bubomi.
-Wajahat Abu Khadija Ali (@WajahatAli) NgoNovemba 19, 2019
Ewe kunjalo, bobabini uSwalwell kunye noMatthews bayakhanyela ukuba ngoyena nobangela we-gassy kwaye ke ngenxa yokwahluka kweembono zelenqe kunye nokugquma kugutyungelwa. I-MSNBC izamile ukubanga ukuba ibiyiyo imagi itsalwa idesika , kodwa loo nto inokukholelwa kuphela ngumntu ongazange eve ngefart emanzi ngaphambili.
I-Swalwell iyanqumama kwaye ibhabhe ngalo mzuzu kanye umntu xa erhuqa imog kwidesika endaweni yokuyichola njengomntu oqhelekileyo
Enjani yona inzame yokuzama ukusindisa uSwalwell #Ingqumbo https://t.co/l7gp2WaRpo
Ipuli yeTim (@Timcast) NgoNovemba 19, 2019
Intatheli ye-Buzzfeed News u-Addy Baird uqhakamshelane no-Swalwell owaphikayo i-fart, kwaye ngelixa uninzi lwe-intanethi luthathe isigqibo sokuba inguye, kukho umntu ophikisayo okholelwa ukuba u-Matthews okanye omnye wabasebenzi kwizitudiyo ze-MSNBC unetyala.
IINDABA: USWALWELL uyakhanyela ukuba nguye owaphumelela kwi-MSNBC: pic.twitter.com/IYmHwYfuGf
-Addy Baird (@addysue) NgoNovemba 19, 2019
I-Needle Drop iyomba nzulu kubuchwephesha kumsonto wayo kwi-faux pas fa. Ukuphonononga yonke into ukusuka kwingxolo ye-ambient kunye ne-echo kwindawo kaSwalwell, ukuya kumthamo we-fart ebonisa umngxunya womntu kuya kufuneka ukuba yenziwe mic mic ukuze ubambe isandi ngokucacileyo ngaphandle kokuxutywa, wenza ingxoxo eqinisekisayo yokuba uMatthews okanye umntu othile kwi-MSNBC yayiyeyona farter yokwenyani. (Ungayichazanga le nto into engaboniyo ukusuka kunyaka ophelileyo malunga nomamkeli kwi-MSNBC ephethe igesi eyoyikisayo.)
Andiyithengi. Ndisebenzile kusasazo / kwimveliso yesandi, kwaye akukho ndlela inokwenzeka ukuba i-fart ingavakala ngaloo ndlela ukuba uSwalwell uyikrazule.
Isandi sokuma elizwini lakhe ngenxa yegumbi elikhulu akulo alikho kwi-fart kwaphela. Ingangxama okungenani umzuzwana. #kwiiyadi https://t.co/DNjUfORsWC
- # 1 Umphandi weFartgate (@theneedledrop) NgoNovemba 19, 2019
Kwaye ke, ngenxa yokuba i-intanethi yi-intanethi, umntu sele enze i-akhawunti ka-Eric Swalwell ye-Fart ye-twitter (ngokwembono ye-fart, kunjalo), kwaye wafaka i-fave yethu entsha yaphakade-u-Baby Yoda-kwi-fart meme phenomenon.
Ndijonge phezulu kuEric emva kokuba endithukile. #kwiiyadi pic.twitter.com/NK6tcyWF6x
-I-Fart ka-Eric Swalwell (@Eric_Fartwell) NgoNovemba 19, 2019
Nokuba ngubani otyhafileyo, ndifuna nje ukuba wazi ukuba unothando nenkxaso yam. Wonke umntu uyangxama. Wonke umntu uyahamba. Kwaye ngexa ulihlazo okomzuzwana, cinga ngovuyo nokuhleka oye wakuzisa kwizigidi zabantu ngeli xesha limnyama. Ndiyathemba ukuba uyathuthuzeleka ngokwazi ukuba imiba yakho yamathumbu incede ukubuyisa isizwe esaphukileyo sabuya kunye, nokuba umzuzwana. Sinetyala kuwe, kunye ne-sphincter yakho, umbulelo wethu ongapheliyo.
(Ifoto: UJoe Raedle / imifanekiso kaFetty)
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-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
