Ngaba unxanelwe zombini utywala obunxilisayo kunye nokwehla kokuwa kweswekile? Ngaba uyayiphosa iesile ezimnandi zekonsathi yeSum 41 ebhangqwe nomdyarho webhayisekile weBMX kwimithambo yakho? Bambelela kwiingcebiso zakho ezinqabileyo, kuba i-Red Lobster ilapha kunye ne-cocktail yasehlotyeni yamaphupha akho amabi ngasekupheleni kweminyaka yama-90/2000.
Jonga: IGEW Garita!
Kukhulu. Luhlaza. Kwaye inencasa ngakumbi nangakumbi kunokuba ibukeka! Ukwazisa ENTSHA! UDEW Garita & # x1f49a; & # x1f445; @MountainDew Fumana eyakho namhlanje *, kunye nazo zonke iziselo ozithandayo zePepsiCo! #BomvuLobsterDewGarita * Isenokungafumaneki kwangoko kuzo zonke iivenkile zokutyela. pic.twitter.com/SByIIxufg8
-Lobster ebomvu (@redlobster) NgoSeptemba 15, 2020
I-cocktail, ekuthiwa yi-margarita ene-Mountain Dew njengomxube, ngokusisiseko i-2020 ikwimo ye-cocktail. Akukho mntu uyicelileyo, akukho mntu uyifunayo, kodwa nantsi ke, kunjalo, ukukhathaza iipalati zethu. Iresiphi iyimfihlakalo, kwaye zeziphi izinto ezibomvu ezigudle udini? Chili ityuwa? Tamarindo? Ingqondo iyagungqa.
USekela Mongameli oPhezulu kunye neGosa eliyiNtloko lezeNtengo eRed Lobster uNelson Griffin ukhuphe ingxelo ngesiselo, esithi, iRed Lobster iyakuvuyela ukusebenza noPepsiCo, hayi kuba inepotifoliyo enkulu yeemveliso, kodwa ngakumbi ngenxa yokutya nesiselo. izinto ezintsha ezinokwenzeka… I-DEW Garita yeyokuqala incasa emnandi yeentlobo zemenyu ephefumlelweyo ezayo.
I-Red Lobster icebisa ukudibanisa i-DEW Garita kunye namaqebengwana abo e-cheddar bay. Ngokujongeka kwayo, uya kuthi ubhangise i-cocktail ngokuzisola kwangoko kunye norhudo. Jonga, bekungafanelekanga ukuba ndithethe: emtshatweni wam ndakhonza iiMleks zaseMoscow ezenziwe nge-Ecto-Cooler kwaye ndazibiza ngokuba yi-Moscow Zuuls. Ngokucacileyo ndiyayonwabela ivenkile emnandi. Kodwa kukho ixesha nendawo, iLobster ebomvu.
Ngokwendalo, i-DEW Garita ibambe intelekelelo ye-intanethi, abantu abaninzi besabelana ngeengcinga zabo kwi-cocktail entsha. Nazi ezinye zeempendulo esizithandayo:
kwaye abanye abantu abakholelwa kwi-american exceptionalism smh https://t.co/IXdwtdxMdd
-I-SJW esekwe kwintengiso (@big_surreal) NgoSeptemba 15, 2020
Ndikhala ngokunzulu i-Red Lobster iYINIKILE kwaye ibeke umntwana womntu ophethe inkqubo yabo yesiselo https://t.co/sMNWyGa3Av
-Alex Folden (@AlexFolden) NgoSeptemba 15, 2020
I-Melika iyakuthanda ukubeka inkunkuma engenangqondo kwimizimba yethu ngenxa yobutsha. https://t.co/6lzq7C4sb5
-Sami Schalk (@DrSamiSchalk) NgoSeptemba 15, 2020
Iyintoni le Freaky yangoLwesihlanu apho iTaco Bell inguye okhupha iwayini kwaye iLobster ebomvu yeyona ikhupha i-cocktail yeDew Mountain? pic.twitter.com/rPpbh3JPgt
-Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) NgoSeptemba 15, 2020
singene kulahleko, sifumana iDew-Ritas eRed Lobster pic.twitter.com/Yo0a868QKr
-Glizzander Holyfield (@SnottieDrippen) NgoSeptemba 15, 2020
I-lobster ebomvu eyenza loo margarita pic.twitter.com/qZLt3v6BBZ
-Callie Harper (@callieharper) NgoSeptemba 15, 2020
Yinyani yokuba yenziwe ngumbala obomvu kum https://t.co/6NA6hkoGaF
- michaela b (@ MichaelaLynn99) NgoSeptemba 15, 2020
Ndiqonda ukuba andinakukwazi ukunxiba, Uber kwiLobster eLubomvu, uhlale ebharini, kwaye ufumane WASTED eMtn Dew Dewgaritas okokuqala ndiyaqonda ukuba le nzulu kangakanani le nto yecoronavirus.
Ndiyicinga ukuba kufuneka ndiqale ukugqoka imaski pic.twitter.com/ofDyhhdGUq
-I-Brooks Wheelan (@brookswheelan) NgoSeptemba 15, 2020
I-Red Lobster yenza eyabo indima yokugcina abantu bekhuselekile ekhaya https://t.co/IH7oakuHIp
-Brent Mnyama (@brentalfloss) NgoSeptemba 15, 2020
YILO ELITYALAYO LITHANDA https://t.co/VDbxtiQS47
-U-Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) NgoSeptemba 15, 2020
ukutya i-dentè kwi-lobster ebomvu, ukucoca umbethe-garita wam, njengoko ilifu lekhowa yenyukliya ligubungela https://t.co/PwpjqQsk7k
-Luka Mones (@LukeMones) NgoSeptemba 15, 2020
eli lizwe lifanelwe kukohlwaywa esiza nako https://t.co/Ex7eglHJ6G
- francis (@fictionaljake) NgoSeptemba 15, 2020
Ekugqibeleni, ngaba ikhona enye into engaphaya kweMerika kuneDEW Garita? Ingxolo, iyothusa, kwaye iya kukubulala. Sela up, Melika!
(nge Ukucoca , umfanekiso: I-Lobster ebomvu)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
