UMelissa McCarthy wayebuyile njengoSean Spicer kwi-SNL -Kodwa iCold Open yayiyeyona Ndawo yeTrump

Emva kokwakha iHypes ngezinye iipropos ezintle, ezingaqhelekanga, uMelissa McCarthy ubuyile njengoSean Spicer NgoMgqibelo ebusuku , kwaye akazange adanise.

Kwi-skit, ufunda inombolo yakhe yebhanki, efihla ematyholweni, ebonisa uphando lwaseRussia esebenzisa oonodoli be-matryoshka, kwaye, ke, uphosa iipropu kunye nokuthukwa kwiziko labezindaba. Iskit sifikelela esiphelweni ngoSpicey kwindlela yokukhangela umphefumlo ukuze afumane uTrump, emva kokuba imibuzo yeentatheli isondele kakhulu ekhaya.

Ndithetha ngqo nawe! U-Spicey uxelela amajelo eendaba. Ndikuxelela kanye le uMongameli Trump andixelele yona.

Kodwa kuthekani ukuba uyaxoka wena ? Kubuza enye yeentatheli.

U… B-kodwa ebengenakuyenza loo nto, uvuba uMcCarthy, emana ukunyuka. Ngumhlobo wam.

Ngelixa ndingazange ndiyithande unyango lwesi skits sempilo yengqondo (The he is crazy jokes are not funny!), Andisoze ndadinwa kukuhlekisa okumangalisayo kukaMcCarthy. Uvele ubonakalisa ubuncinci bukaSpicer, unxunguphalo, kunye ne-bluster ngayo yonke imigca kunye nesimbo.

Nangona kunjalo, i-Cold Open ebandakanya u-Alec Baldwin njengo-Trump kunye noMichael Che njengo-Lester Holt, bagoduke namabhaso obu bumnandi besi busuku banamhlanje. UTrump akalikhumbuli igama likaHolt, i-chipper uPaul Ryan uza kukhonza i-ice cream kaTrump, kwaye uTrump kaBaldwin uthi, Ngaba ucinga ukuba ndiyakhathala malunga nokukhanya? Ndihlala ezitulweni zonke ngokungathi yindlu yangasese.

Nangona kunjalo, iskit sifumana okunene… masithi, ethembekileyo xa babetha umxholo kaJames Comey. UChe’s Holt uthi, Abasebenzi bakho bebenyanzelisa iveki yonke ukuba ungamgxothi ngenxa yophando lwaseRussia.

Hayi, ndiyenzile, utsho uBaldwin's Trump.

Yima, yintoni?

Ndamgxotha ngenxa yeRashiya. Ndacinga, 'Uphanda iRussia, andiyithandi loo nto, kufuneka ndimgxothe'.

Kwaye uyayivuma nje loo nto? Kodwa ke kukuphazamiseka komthetho.

Ngokuqinisekileyo, kulungile.

Emva koko uChe's Holt, othukile, ubuza kwintloko yakhe: Linda, ke, ndimfumene? Ngaba konke oku kuphelile? Owu… hayi, khange ndenze njalo? Akukho nto ibalulekileyo? Ngaba akukho nto ibalulekileyo? Kulungile.

Xa kuziwa kulwaphulo-mthetho oluqhelekileyo lokuziphatha, akukho nto ibalulekileyo ngokubaluleka kwayo, akunjalo?

(Ukuhamba IPajiba kwaye Intatheli yaseHollywood ; umfanekiso nge-screengrab)

Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!

-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —