UMary Sue ujikeleze: Umdlalo weZihlalo zobukhosi, Ixesha lesithandathu

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Kunyaka ophelileyo, uMary Sue yenza isigqibo njengendawo yokuyeka ukukhuthaza ii-HBO Imidlalo yeethrone isekwe kwizinto ezininzi ezinengxaki, ngakumbi ezo zibandakanya ukuphathwa gadalala ngokungeyomfuneko ngabalinganiswa ababhinqileyo kumdlalo. Kwaye ke, njengendawo, i-TMS ayisazifumani izinto zokwazisa ezivela kwi-HBO kulo mboniso, kananjalo asiphindi, sithumele iifoto, okanye senze nantoni na eyenye kwinyuselo. Kude kube ngoku, sigubungele GoT amaqabane ngokumalunga nezinye iiprojekthi, kodwa ke malunga nayo.

Nangona kunjalo, isigqibo sokungakhuthazi Imidlalo yeethrone ihlala iza nomgaqo omnye, Ukufaneleka kweendaba zezinye izinto kuya kuxoxwa liqela labahleli kwimeko nganye. Amanye amalungu abasebenzi bakaMary Sue baqhubeka nokubukela umboniso. Abanye bayeka ukubukela, babuya ke. Ngayiphi na indlela, besicinga ukuba siza kuba yimisebenzi yethu njengabathandi benkcubeko yabantu ababhinqileyo ukuba singakhange sijongane nelona xesha linzima labasetyhini kwimbali yomboniso.

Umhleli wempelaveki uCarly Lane, kunye nabaHleli abaNcedisayo uJessica Lachenal kwaye sahlangana ukuze sincokole malunga neemvakalelo zethu malunga nexesha lokugqibela Imidlalo yeethrone , kunye nexesha lesithandathu elisandula ukuphela. ** AMANQAKU NGOKUPHELELEYO - ISIKROLI KWANDULELA LEFOTO KWEYAKHO INGOZI **

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UTeresa: Phambi kokuba singene kwizinto, ndicinga ukuba ndifuna ukuthetha kancinci malunga nokuba kutheni ngamnye ebenokubukela emva kwesizini ephelileyo?

UJessica: Ukunyaniseka, ndayeka kancinci ngaphambi kokuba siyeke ukuyigubungela. Ndilahlekelwe ngumdla okwethutyana ngaphambi kokungaguqulwa, ukungagungqi, ukungaphuli, kwaye xa konke oko kwehla, ndaziva ngathi isigqibo sam sokuyeka ukuqinisekiswa. Kodwa ndiyithathile kwiiveki ezimbalwa ezidlulileyo, ngokuyalelwa ngumfundi ophawule ukuba eli xesha lelona xesha lonyaka lobufazi! Ke, ndibambe umva ndaya kubona ukuba bekuthini na ngeli xesha lonyaka.

UCarly: Ndikhe ndayeka ukubukela phakathi kwiXesha lesi-5-ndithathe ikhefu kumdlalo emva kokungaguqulwa, ukungavumi, ukungaphuli. Kuvela ukuba yayingendim ndedwa; Abahlobo bam abaliqela bakhetha ukuyeka ukubukela emva kweso siqendu, kwaye bendingekho kunye ne-TMS okwangoku, kodwa ndiyakhumbula ndicinga ukuba ngenene kuqinise isigqibo sam ukuba andindedwa kuloo nto. Nje ukuba iXesha lesi-6 liqale ukubuyela umva kwakhona, abahlobo ku-Twitter bafikelele kum besithi eli xesha liliphuculo olukhulu ngokwendlela ababephatha ngayo abalinganiswa babo ababhinqileyo kwaye ke ndachitha ixesha ndisebenzisa ngononophelo ukubuyela apho bendishiye khona ndide ndibanjwe ngesiqingatha sexesha le-6.

UTeresa: Andikaze ndiyeke ukubukela, kodwa ndiyasiqonda ngokupheleleyo ukuba kutheni abantu abaninzi besenzile. Kwaye, ukungagungqi, ukungagungqi, ukungaphazanyiswa yayingu-LEAST wento eyayisenzeka, kwaye iSansa idlwengulwa nguRamsay yayilelinye lamaxesha ambalwa xa into enjalo yenze isimilo-mqondo kunye nengqondo yamabali. Ngaphezu koko, yayiphathwa ngokubonakalayo ngobunono njengento enokuphathwa. Ndiyazi ukuba abantu abaninzi bayaphikisana nokugxila kubuso buka Theon, kodwa mna ngokobuqu ndingathanda ukuba kunokuba ndibukele iSansa idlwengulwa.

Ndivakalelwa kukuba ndifuna ukuyenza icace into yokuba andikaze ndizifunde iincwadi. Ke ndiphendula kuphela kumboniso, hayi kwinto eyenzekileyo okanye engakhange yenzeke kwimithombo yolwazi. Ndiyazibuza ukuba ingaba le inefuthe kwindlela ezamkelwa ngayo izinto ezithile?

Njengokuba ucinga ukuba abantu abafunde ezi ncwadi basabela ngokungaphaya kwisiphelo sobundlobongela sabalinganiswa abathile esekwe kwiincwadi?

Owu, kwaye ngendlela, xa ndisithi iSansa yayiyeyona incinci kwinto eyayisenzeka ezantsi, ndithetha ngokubonakalayo nangokubonakalayo- hayi ngokwempembelelo yeemvakalelo zomlingiswa. Into eyenzekileyo kuye yayiseyinto eyoyikekayo.

UCarly: Ndingumfundi wencwadi, kwaye ke kum ndicinga ukuba esi siqendu yayisisiphelo emva kothotho lwezigqibo zokuyila umboniso owawuzenzile ukubonisa izigcawu ezithile ngokungaphezulu kokungavumelaniyo nasezincwadini. Ezincwadini, uSansa akanguye umlinganiswa odlwengulweyo. Kwi Umdaniso neeDragons , ngumlinganiswa ogama linguJeyne Poole osokolayo ezandleni zikaRamsay. Kodwa, kum, yayingekokokuqala ukuba umboniso uphinde utolike imeko ngendlela engeyomfuneko.

Umzekelo wokuqala endinokucinga ngawo ngu UDaenerys kunye nobusuku bomtshato bukaDrogo - Ezithi, ezincwadini, ibe yeyona ndawo ithenda kunye nokuvumelana phakathi kwabalinganiswa ababini. Kwimiboniso, ibonakaliswe ngokucacileyo njengento engekho iDaenerys; uyalila, uyityhila ngenkani, njl. Ukutshintsha ithoni yaloo ndawo ichaphazela ngokupheleleyo iarc yolwalamano lwabo, nayo; Ngelixa uDaenerys ekugqibeleni ewela kuhlobo oluthile lothando noDrogo, kwahluke ngokupheleleyo kunokuba bekuya kuba njalo ukuba ebewele le ndoda kuthiwa ikhohlakele enobubele kwaye enolwazelelelo kwaye engena naye kuyo yonke le nto ayenzayo kule ncwadi .

Kum, ubudlelwane bukaJaime noCersei ngomnye umzekelo - Siyabazi ubume babo bezesondo ngo-sept ecaleni komzimba kaJoffrey bafumana amanye amashiya avela kubagxeki kunye nabalandeli, kwaye ndingatsho ukuba ezincwadini ezikweso sigcawu kuninzi kakhulu ngendawo engwevu ngokubhekisele ekuchaseni kokuqala kukaCersei ngaphambi kokuvuma kwakhe okokugqibela. (Ke kwakhona, uGeorge RR Martin utyekele ekubhaleni ubudlelwane babo njengobunzulu ngokubhekisele kwinto yokuba uCersei uyangena kuyo ngamanye amaxesha, kodwa ngumba ohluke ngokupheleleyo lowo.) Ke ngokobuqu, njengomfundi wencwadi, ndandisele ndingonwabanga indlela umboniso owawuguquguqula ngayo imiboniso ethile kwakude kudala ngaphambi kokuba benze isigqibo sokunika iSansa ibali lelo bali.

UJamie noCersei

UTeresa: Kuyamangalisa: udlwengulo olwalukhathaza abanye abantu yayingelulo udlwengulo olwalundikhathaza. Ndandihlutshwa ngakumbi kukugcwala kwabo ukuba bayimeko efileyo kwisizini ephelileyo kunokuba bendinjalo ngokwenzekileyo eSansa, okanye eCersei. Ndiyazi ukuba iSansa yayiludibaniso lwabalinganiswa ababini ezincwadini, yiyo loo nto ndikho kancinci noko - kuba ukudibanisa abalinganiswa kuyavakala kulungelelwaniso, kwaye kule meko, ndathenga ngokupheleleyo ukuba uRamsay Bolton uzakumdlwengula.

Ngokubhekisele kuCersei, ndayibona imvume yakhe ekusebenzeni kukaHeadey. Kum, ukuthandabuza kukaCersei kwakungakumbi malunga nokuphikisana malunga nokungalunganga kwalo mzuzu. Wayefana no-Hayi, andinako! Hayi kumngcwabo wonyana wam, kodwa ke wanikezela kumnqweno wakhe, kuba wayefuna ukuthuthuzelwa yindoda ayithandayo. Wathi Yima! Ayilunganga! njengoko wayeqhubeka emtsalela kuye ukuze amange kwaye embambe kufutshane naye. Ngokuqinisekileyo wawukho umsindo kunye nentlungu kuloo ndawo, kodwa yayingenanto yakwenza nokuba uCersei avume ukulala noJamie. Yile ndlela endifunda ngayo loo ndawo.

Kodwa ngoKhal Drogo, yayingenangqondo! Wadlwengula uDaenerys, kodwa uhamba ngokupheleleyo uPatty Hearst aze amthande ngenxa yokudlwengulwa yinkcubeko? Okanye into? Oko kwandikhathaza kakhulu.

UTeresa: UJessica, uzifundile iincwadi?

UJessica: Andikenzi njalo. Ndizamile amatyeli ambalwa andakwazi ukungena kuwo. Ukuphendula kwam kusekwe kumdlalo bhanyabhanya njengesidalwa esizimeleyo, endicinga ukuba yinto enikwe ukwahluka kumxholo webali wencwadi. Ndicinga ukuba uCarly wayibethelela entloko, nangona kunjalo, ethetha ngendlela xa uthatha umboniso kwimeko yeencwadi, wongeza lo mlinganiso mtsha ngokupheleleyo wokuba kwakutheni? Ngokuqinisekileyo kundikhokelela ekubeni ndibuze ukuba kutheni benze isigqibo sokuyila into abayenzayo ngoDaenerys kunye nobusuku bomtshato bukaDrogo okanye uJaime noCersei ngoSeptemba. Ke ndiyacinga, ewe, ngaloo ndlela, ndiyabona ukuba abalandeli baya kusabela njani ngakumbi ngakumbi kwinto eyenzeka kwaba balinganiswa.

UTeresa: Ngokuqinisekileyo. Kum, kuba ndingakhange ndizifunde iincwadi, kuncinci malunga noku kwaye nangakumbi malunga nokuthembela ngokungathandabuzekiyo ngokuchasana ngokwesondo kunye nenkohlakalo ngokuchasene nabasetyhini ebendikhathaza. Njengomntu ozibhala ngokwakhe izikripthi, kunye nomntu ofuna ukuba izikripthi zakhe zenze igalelo ngokuqinisekileyo kubomi babantu abahlelelekileyo, yayiyinto entle kakhulu. Ukukhetha okunjalo kunamandla ngakumbi kwiidosi ezincinci, ukuba ubabiza ngokhetho lokuyila. Kodwa xa behleli nje omnye emva komnye emva komnye, njengoko bebexesha lokugqibela, baziva bencinci njengokhetho lokuyila kwaye kunje oku kulindelwe ngabantu kwaye bafuna ukukubona!

Ndicinga ukuba yile nto-ngokukodwa, ityala lingenziwa kuyo nayiphi na kwezi. Yinyani yokuba kukho ZONKE izinto eziphazamisayo. Njengokuba, kwenzeka ntoni ku-Theon Greyjoy unamandla ngokuchanekileyo kuba yiyo KUPHELA indoda esibukela into enje yenzeke, ngaphandle kokuba kukho amanye amathenwa kumdlalo.

Eyona nto ndiyithandayo ukubalisa amabali kule nkqubo. Njengobundlobongela bemeko yedabi kwi-Battle of the Bastards -ukungakhathali kunye nokuqaqanjelwa okukhulu-yayingu-PERFECT. Andinangxaki nokuqina kumboniso, okanye ubundlongondlongo. Into endiyicingayo kule meko kukungalingani kwayo okucacileyo.

Kwaye, I-Waif ibulala loo mdlali. Oko kwakumangalisa kwaye kwakoyikisa kwaye kugqibelele kwaye AKUKHO UKUBANDAKANYA UBUNTU, kuba yayingumfazi owenza ukubulala. Kodwa nanini na xa amadoda ephatha gadalala abantu basetyhini, ihlala isabelana ngesondo kwindalo- eyinyani ngokwaneleyo ebomini ngaphandle kwayo ifuna ukuba yinyani kumdlalo wefantasy.

Kodwa ke, into endiyithandayo malunga nefantasy kukuba yinkcazo kwilizwe lokwenyani. Umbuzo ke uthi, ngu Imidlalo yeethrone ubambe ukukhanya eluntwini okanye akunjalo?

UCarly: Yipoyinti elungile.

UTeresa: Kuba ngokobuqu, andinguye omnye wabo bantu bafana Kuyinto emnandi! Ke kuya kufuneka wenze umhlaba ogqibeleleyo! Kuba unako! Kum, uhlobo lwentsomi lunexabiso ngokwendlela oluthetha ngayo kwilizwe lokwenyani. Ukuchaza i-utopia ebalini kukhulu, kodwa into ekufanele ukuba ayilunganga ngayo, kungenjalo iyintoni inqaku? Ke ngamaphepha angama-500 okugqibelela. Andifuni ukuyifunda loo nto.

Arya

UCarly: Kwaye ngokunyanisekileyo, siyazazi iinkcukacha-manani, siyazi ukuba bangaphi abantu basetyhini abanokufumana ubundlobongela (ngokwesondo okanye ngenye indlela) ebomini babo. Kuqheleke kakhulu kwaye kuyasasazeka kwaye kufuneka sijongane neso sikhumbuzi kuba konke kulula kakhulu ukungakhathali ngamanani. Loluphi uhlobo lwesizathu sokuba iSansa / iLittlefinger ibaluleke, apho wayemnyanzela ukuba ayamkele (nangona wayiphumayo ngendlela yakhe).

Kwaye, kwimeko, obunye ubunqunu babasetyhini babugunyazisiwe. Kodwa yafika kwinqanaba apho kwakuziva ngathi ndilinde ibhola yohlaselo ngokwesondo ukuba yehle ngalo lonke ixesha umzimba wabasetyhini ohamba ze wawukwisikrini. Akufanelekanga ukuba yinto, njengabaphulaphuli, ukuba kufuneka sizityebise okanye size sinelisekile xa iqhubeka isenzeka ngokukhawuleza.

Kwaye kubekho amaxesha amahlanu oku - udlwengulo, ubundlobongela kwabasetyhini, imizimba yabasetyhini isetyenziswa njengendawo yokulala ngesondo, ukujonga kakhulu amadoda - kwaye kuyaziva kudinisa. Ke ngeli xesha lonyaka ibilutshintsho oluhlaziyayo, bekufanele ukuba kuthathe ixesha elide ukufika kweli nqanaba? Ndicinga ukuba umbuzo ngoku ngowokuba ngaba ukuxhotyiswa kwabasetyhini ngeli xesha lonyaka sisiphumo sababonisi ababonanga ngokupheleleyo kwimithombo yolwazi, okanye ukuba ngaba ekugqibeleni bazithathele ezi zigxeko entliziyweni emva kwamaxesha amahlanu. Ngaba simele ukutolika iDaenerys ngokutshisa ubukhoboka be-Dothraki njengempendulo kubagxeki kunye nabalandeli - ngathi, heyi, simamele! Ixesha layo liyandenza ndizibuze.

UJessica: Ivakala ngathi icacile, akunjalo? Ndithetha ukuba ukungabonwa kwemithombo yolwazi yeyona nto ibangele ukuba abalinganiswa abafanayo badibane nezoyikiso ezimbi, ewe, mhlawumbi oku ngu Indlela engaqhelekanga yokuba bafumanise ukuba banako, y'now, ukusebenzisa inkululeko yokudala ngokulungileyo?

Iphantse yaziva ifanservice-y, ngandlela thile. njengokugcwala okanye ukubekwa. Oku akwenzi izinto ezininzi ezimbi abazenzileyo, kude Zigqithile ezi zinto zimbalwa (kodwa zilungile!) Ezivela kweli xesha lonyaka. Ndiza kukhomba umzuzwana ukusukela esiphelweni sexesha: xa uSam noGilly besenza kwithala leencwadi, kwaye efumana ukufikelela ezincwadini, umposi okanye nantoni na engakhwankqisiyo kubafazi, kungekho bantwana eGilly. Khange ndikwazi ukuzibamba ndize ndicinge ukuba ewe, kulungile, umgcini-sango. Njengeencwadi ziyimfundiso engcwele okanye ipropathi ekufuneka ikhuselwe kwabasetyhini nasebantwaneni… uhlobo oluthile lwendlela abanye abalandeli abaye bathuka ngayo ngokuchasene nokuphendula kwabantu kulo mboniso.

Ndiyaqikelela into endizama ukuyithetha kukuba ndinokuba yinto yokuthandabuza, kodwa andizithengi ezi zimbo zomzimba okanye ukhetho lobuchule ngexabiso lobuso. Loo mgca ovela kumgcini uzive ngathi ujongile endiqinisekileyo ukuba ndizakuxelelwa ukuba ndifunde indlela kakhulu. kodwa andinakukwazi ukumelana nesimboli.

UTeresa: Heh, ndiyayibona. Nangona ndicinga ukuba ibiyinto nje yabafazi abaqhelekileyo ngokubanzi ukuba bashiyeke ngaphandle kwemfundo.

UCarly: Ndibonile abantu abaninzi bethetha ngendlela eli xesha lonyaka eliziva ngayo njengenkonzo yabalandeli, kwaye kufuneka ndizibuze ukuba inxenye yalonto kungenxa yokuba bayazi ukuba basikelwe umda malunga nexesha eliseleyo? Kodwa ayithetheleli lonke ukhetho lwenkunkuma olwenziwe ukuza kuthi ga ngoku.

UTeresa: Andivumelani - kuphela kuba ayisiyiyo indlela esebenza ngayo iTV. Iziqendu zibhalwa KWANGOKUQALA, kwaye iindaba zamabali zicwangciswe kakuhle kwangethuba, nazo. Ndicinga ukuba ngamanye amaxesha thina balandeli siyazikhohlisa sicinga ukuba ababhali babhalela impendulo yabalandeli, xa kunokwenzeka ukuba yayilapho le nto ibisingise khona.

UCarly: Kodwa ngokubona indlela umboniso ukhetha ukuphendula ngayo ithiyori ukuba abalandeli beencwadi babecinga ngaphezulu kweminyaka eyi-10, kuyathakazelisa ukuba ekugqibeleni sifumana iimpendulo.

Ubuzali bukaJon Snow, umzekelo, abukaqinisekiswa ngokusemthethweni ezincwadini.

UTeresa: Kulungile, kodwa uGeorge R.R. Martin uthethile nabo malunga nale nto ayicebayo. Bayazi ukuba iphela njani le nto.

UCarly: Owu, ndiyazi. Kuyathakazelisa nje ukuba iLOTI yayo ekugqibeleni ibonakala ngathi iyaphendulwa / iqinisekisiwe ngeli xesha lonyaka.

UJessica: Kwesinye isiphelo sayo, nabo, ngokucacileyo bathethile neGRRM malunga nalawo maxesha angaphambili kunye nokukhetha kwangaphambili kokuyila into abayenzileyo: ubundlobongela obuphathelele kwezesondo. Ke kukho ezinye indlela apha kubo. Bayazi apho bafuna ukuya khona, kodwa kukho amasuntswana ahambisekayo.

UCarly: Kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo bathathe iindlela ezizezinye kuneencwadi ezithe zadibana apho abalinganiswa badibana khona, njl.njl. Banokuba nengqondo ngokubanzi malunga nokuba konke kuya kuphela njani kodwa indlela ijongeka yahluke kakhulu.

UTeresa: Ngaphambi kokuba sifike esiphelweni ngokukodwa, makhe sithethe malunga nexesha liphela. Kuba yayintle kakhulu malunga nabafazi baseWesteros bethatha okwabo. Kungenxa yoko le nto sicinge ukuba kubalulekile ukuthetha ngeli xesha lonyaka ngokukodwa.

Ndiza kuthi, ndiqale ukufumana amabhabhathane esiswini sam xa u-Ellaria wabulala uDoran Martell emxelela ukuba amadoda abuthathaka akasayi kuphinda alawule uDorne! Ngelo xesha ndandifana ne-Holy shit, abafazi bathatha nje YONKE into ngeli xesha, kwaye ndonwabile. Nangona iinyoka zesanti ziyicaphukisa i-bejeezus ephilayo kum.

Inxeba

UCarly: Ngokuqinisekileyo sinabafazi abaninzi ababuyisa amandla abo. Jonga ukuba yayiphi iCersei ekuqaleni kwexesha xa kuthelekiswa nokuphela. Iinyoka zesanti ziye zangqinelana kwicala elinye kum, kodwa oko kunokuba sisiphumo sokutyhalelwa ecaleni bethanda ezinye iziza. Ukuba nabani na uyazi ukuba angadlala njani umdlalo omde weTrone, nangona kunjalo, nguSansa Stark. I-arc yakhe iyeyeyeyona nto ibalaseleyo ngokwe-grit sheer kunye nokusinda kuphela.

UTeresa: NDIYAMTHANDA USANSA. Yeyiphi into ehlekisayo kuba kwisibini sokuqala samaxesha, ndicinga ukuba wayecatshukelwa jikelele ngenxa yokuba engakhathali, ecaphukisa, kwaye engakhanyi kakhulu. Kodwa siyalibala ukuba NGUMNTWANA. USESEKHO umntwana, kungoku nje ungumntwana onyanzelweyo ukuba akhule ngendlela ekhawulezileyo kwaye afunde ukudlala umdlalo ebengenasandla ekudaleni.

UCarly: Wayengumntwana ofikisayo, kodwa yayilolona lwaphulo-mthetho lukhulu kuye. Njengomlinganiswa wayeyiligi engcono kunaleyo, yithi, uJoffrey owayeneminyaka efanayo kunye ne-psychopath epheleleyo. Ndicinga ukuba ulungele imeko nganye akuyo kwaye wakhula kakhulu kubukrelekrele bakhe nasekuqondeni. Uyawaqonda amandla kunye nefuthe analo kweli hlabathi njengentombazana encinci, kodwa usebenzisa konke anako ukuhlala ephila.

UTeresa: Ewe ngokuqinisekileyo. Ndicinga ukuba uluvo lwam nge-Sansa kwangoko lwenziwa kwaphambi kokuba uJoffrey-afane, ngokumthelekisa no-Arya, umzekelo. UArya wayebanda kakhulu, nangona wayemncinci. Kwaye wabona ngaphaya kokuzenzisa, ngelixa uSansa wayefuna ukuba yinkosazana. Ndiyavuma, ayilolwaphulo-mthetho olo. Wayeyintombazana ekwishumi elivisayo entloko esemafini. Kodwa ezona zinto ziphambili kuye zazintle, njengoko evumile eli xesha lonyaka. Ndiyavuya ukumbona engena kwezakhe.

UJessica: Ndiya kuvuma, wayengoyena mntu ndimthandayo kwiSizini yokuqala. Kodwa ngokuhamba kwexesha ukhulele kum, kwaye ndiyazi ukuba ndandingalunganga ngaye. Ndiyavuya ukumbona engena kweyakhe kwaye eqala ukudlala umdlalo. Ukhula ngokulula ukuba abe ngomnye wabalinganiswa endibathandayo-leyo, njengoko ndifundile kwakudala, yinto ekungafunekanga uyithethe ngokuvakalayo kuba Lo ngumdlalo weTrone.

UTeresa: Makhe sithethe ngenye intombazana e-Stark, u-Arya-nina nobabini nicinga ntoni ngebali lakhe lonke? Ndacinga ukuba ngumboniso onomdla wento eyenzekayo xa abantu basetyhini bethandana kwaye beqhekezana endaweni yokuncedana. Ngokusisiseko, babesilwa phakathi kwabo ngusolusapho. Kwaye ngabo, ndithetha uArya kunye noWaif.

UJessica: Kwimiboniso eqinisekisiweyo amaxesha ngamaxesha kwaye kuyingozi kangakanani ukuba yiStark, ukwaliwa kuka-Arya kokungaziwa ngokungaziwa ngokukhululekileyo kunikwa elona xesha linamandla leli xesha lonyaka, kum. Wayenethuba loku Ngokoqobo Zidibanise, kodwa ngeendleko zesazisi kunye nokuziphatha. Ukuba nguMfazi ongenanto engenanto angenako ukuyenza ngenxa yokuba, kakuhle, ulunge kakhulu, yile nto ndiyithathayo ukukholelwa igama likaStark lithetha.

Ukuthetha ngokubanzi, i-arya ye-arc yaziva ngathi iyinkcazo kuzo zombini iingenelo kunye nokuchasa kokwala ukuba ungubani, nto leyo eyadibana nam ngokobuqu njengomfazi otshintshayo. Wayenethuba lokuba angabikho mntu kwaye anikezele ngeli candelo lakhe awayecinga ngalo njengoxanduva okanye ubuthathaka. Kodwa iindleko zokwenza oko zazinkulu kakhulu, ke ngoko wamkela kwaye wamkela loo nxalenye yakhe-loo Stark-ness. Kuyavunywa, usenako ukubonakala njengaye nabani na, kodwa phantsi kwayo nayiphi na imaski ayinxibileyo, usenguye. Ndizifumene ndityala imali ngokumangalisayo kwiArc's arc ngaloo ndlela, ngokuqinisekileyo.

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UTeresa: Ndiyavuma - bendiluthanda uhambo lwakhe. Kodwa andiqinisekanga ngokupheleleyo ukuba injongo yakhe yayingu-EVER ukuyeka isazisi sakhe. Akazange abambelele kuleNaliti ukuba bekunjalo. Ukubona indlela edlalwa ngayo, andicingi ukuba u-Arya angaze ayeke ukuba yiStark. Ingathi akazange alulibale uLuhlu lwakhe kwaye wayesenza into ekufuneka eyenzile ukuze afunde izakhono awayezidinga ukuziphindezela kusapho lwakhe. Yayiyinkqubela phambili ecacileyo yezifundo zokulwa ngekrele (izifundo zokudanisa) azithathileyo xa wayesemncinci.

Into endiphazamisayo ngoku, nangona kunjalo, kukuba xa wabulala uWalder Frey wayejongeka eneneni, onwabe nyani ngayo. Njengaye, hayi nje ukuba wonwabile ukuba uziphindezele, kodwa ngoku ungumntu onokukroba umqala ngaphandle kokuthandabuza.

UCarly: Ndiyavuma. Into yokuba ebengenako ukuzizisa ukuba alahle iNaliti ibingumqondiso wokuba ubambelele kwisazisi sakhe, nokuba kungayiphi na indlela encinci. Andizange ndikholelwe ukuba uza kujoyina amadoda angenanto kwaphela; Ndicinga ukuba wayezisebenzisa izakhono ezazinikezelwa kuye ukuze ahlehlise izicwangciso zakhe zokuziphindezela. Kwaye ngoku sibonile ukuba ngokuqinisekileyo uzakusebenzisa oko wayekufundisiwe ukunqumla amanye amagama kuluhlu lwakhe. Akayontombazana encinci yoyikayo kwakhona; Ndothuswa kukuthelekiswa xa bembonisa ezimele ngaphandle emva koMtshato oBomvu kunye nentetho yakhe ekugqibeleni. IBraavos yamtshintsha, kodwa andiqinisekanga ukuba iphelele ngokupheleleyo. Emva koko, sibonile ukuba ubuthathaka abuncedisi nabani na ukuba aphile kweli hlabathi.

UTeresa: Makhe sithethe uCersei, kuba YINGCWELE SHIT INGQIQO YAKHE NJENGOKUMKANIKAZI NGOKUPHELELEYO UKOYIKISA. Njengokuba, kwanaxa uJaime ebuyile wabona oko kwenzekileyo, wayenolu hlobo lobuso bakhe ngathi, Oo, shit.

UCarly: UJaime wayebonakala engonwabanga kwaphela yile nto iqhubekayo. Ndifundile ithiyori yomlandeli ku-Twitter ukuba uJaime nguye ekufuneka abulale uCersei ngaphambi kokuba umboniso ugqitywe kwaye ndilapha ngenxa yalo - Njengokuba bekuya kufuneka ayeke kuye, eya kuba yinto ebangel 'umdla ngokukrakra enikwe ukuba naye wayeza kubulala uKumkani waseMad yonke loo minyaka edlulileyo.

UCersei uhleli kwiTrone yetrone ngoku, uYara wenza umanyano neDaenerys (kunye neenyoka zeSand kunye neTyrells). Ekuphela kwento eyayindikhathaza ngeli xesha lonyaka kukuba uSansa akazange abizwe njengeNdlovukazi yaseNtla - kuba ngokobuchwephesha, akanalo ngaphezulu kwelungelo lesihloko kunokuba uJon enjalo, nangona abantu bengazi ukuba uzelwe nguStark owahlukileyo? Ekupheleni kosuku, nangona kunjalo, andizukukhathazeka ukuba lo mboniso uphela ngematriki.

UTeresa: Kunene, kodwa uyintombazana. Kwaye sonke siyazi ukuba eli lizwe livakalelwa njani ngamantombazana. Indlalifa eyindoda, nokuba uyi-bastard, iya kuhlala ibango elingaphezulu komntwana obhinqileyo. Kwaye ngoku, u-Bran uyazi ukuba uJon unebango elisemthethweni, lokuba yiStark Kunye neTargaryen.

Ndidinga ukuvuselelwa- ngaba uNed Stark wamisela uJon ngokusemthethweni?

UJessica: Hayi, andicingi njalo.

UCarly: Hayi, akazange abe semthethweni - ngokuyinxenye kuba andicingi ukuba uCatelyn ngewayekhe waya kuyo.

UTeresa: Ndicinga ukuba yiyo loo nto wayehliselwa kwitafile yabantwana ngexesha lezidlo.

Ukubuyela eCersei umzuzwana, yintoni endicaphukisayo (kwaye iyandonwabisa) kakhulu ngaye kukuba abantwana bakhe babehlala bezizinto ezimenza abe ngoyena mntu. Uthathe kakhulu ukuba nguMama. Kwaye ke, wayengu-MAMA OBANZIMA KAKHULU. Bonke abantwana bakhe bafa, kuba wabeka amandla kaLannister ngaphezulu kobomi babo. UTommen usweleke kuba kunokuba abe nonyana wakhe njengoko UMFAZI wakhe EBHALWA, unentaba yeZombie imgcine egumbini lakhe eRed Keep yedwa.

Njengaye, khange acinge ukuba ukwenza into ayenzileyo nokuba yeyoku-1) kuyombeka engozini, kuba uTommen omncinci uya kuba nomsindo kangangokuba umfazi wakhe ufile kangangokuba angayalela ukuba abulawe, okanye 2) kanye kanye okwenzekileyo naye ngokutsiba ngefestile. ?

UCarly: Kuyathakazelisa, ngakumbi ukuba wayesazi isiprofeto sokuba uyakuphila kubantwana bakhe bobathathu- igolide iya kuba zizithsaba zabo, igolide zizigqubuthelo zabo - ukanti akazange abonakale emangalisiwe kukuba uTommen ezibulele. Kwaye kwakhona, wayehlala eziva ngathi ngumntu olungeleleneyo kwaye uchaphazeleka ngokulula, kwaye ndicinga ukuba wayesazi ukuba uLannister ekugqibeleni wayeza kuhlala esihlalweni sobukhosi se-Iron akazukuhlala ixesha elide kuba wayengekho umlawuli.

UJessica: Ndicinga ukuba ngalo mzuzu uTommen wajika waba kwicala leNqatyana ePhakamileyo, uCersei wayeka ukumjonga njengonyana wakhe. Wayengengomama ubalaseleyo, hayi, kodwa ndicinga ukuba ubuxabisile ubomi babantwana bakhe, ubuncinci ukuya esiphelweni. ukuthumela uJaime ukuba abuyise uMyrcella, nangona wayesazi inkathazo eyayiza kubangela… ukufuna kwakhe ukubona uTommen kwakamsinya emva kwayo yonke into eyenzekileyo ngokuhamba ngehlazo… Ndicinga ukuba wayefuna ukubambelela kubo.

Kodwa ukuphulukana noTommen ngoluhlobo ku-Sparrow kwakunzima kakhulu, ndiyacinga. kwaye ke, ngaphandle kwabantwana bakhe, ngewayekhe waziva… ekhululekile? Ukwenza into ayenzileyo. Ukuba ukhetha ukubona abantwana bakhe bemkile kunokuba baphantsi kwesithupha somnye umntu, mhlawumbi. Mhlawumbi yayiyinto yolawulo, ukuba ukuba akakwazi ukuyenza, akukho mntu wayenako. Ndicinga ukuba wayeyazi kakuhle into eza kwenzeka ngoTommen xa ebona uqhushumbo. kwaye wayenentaba apho njengogcino.

UTeresa: Ukuba wayengakwazi ukuyenza, akukho mntu wayenako. NguCersei Lannister wonke.

KULUNGILE, ndifuna ukufumana isiQinisekiso sokuQiniseka okwesibini kwaye ndithethe ngokudlala ngothando kukaYara neDanerys. Kuba ngoku ziyi-OTP yam kwintloko yam yekhanda

UCarly: Ngaba ingcono okanye imbi kunenqanawa yam entsha yolonwabo kaJon noSansa? Kuba, um, ngabazala ngoku! Yeyiphi ngemigangatho kaLannister kunye neTargaryen ayisiyiyo loo mpikiswano.

UTeresa: HA! Oh ndoda…

Kwinqaku elibi kakhulu - Ndibukele ividiyo yeYouTube ebethetha ngeepelelells phakathi GoT kunye neMfazwe yeRos. Kwakubonakala ngathi kwakusenza uqikelelo (kwaye ividiyo yayivela ngaphambi kweli xesha lonyaka) ukuba iSansa, njengoKumkanikazi uElizabeth I, wayeza kuba yinkosikazi ebomvu engatshatanga elawula yonke into. Kodwa ndicinga ukuba iDaenerys inokuba nayo ihamba ngaloo ndlela. Uthetha ngomtshato, kodwa andimboni enika itrone kuyo nayiphi na indoda, into eyenzekayo xa enokutshata.

UCarly: Uya kuvunyelwa ukuba athathe iqabane, akunjalo? Akuyomfuneko ukuba avumele iTrone ibe yindoda, kodwa ke kwakhona andimboni ephinda etshata. Wayekulungele ukwahlukana noDaario Naharis.

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UTeresa: Ewe, xa wayesenza loo nto, kwaye wathi akaziva nto, ndiziva ngathi uza kuhamba ngendlela yokungabinamntu ebomini bakhe ayonto ingaphaya komnxeba. NGENA YARA!

Ndiyathetha, yintoni? Thula.

OH, asikaze sithethe ngento yokuba i-Bran ayisekho nje kuphela, kodwa yiRaven-Eyed Raven- kwaye inebango elininzi kwiWinterfell kunoJon OR Sansa. Andicingi ukuba angathanda ukuba nguKumkani waseNyakatho, kodwa ngaba ngoku uyasongelwa xa efika ekhaya ekugqibeleni?

UJessica: Andiqondi ukuba unguye. Njengoko utshilo, ngekhe afune ukuba nguKumkani eMantla, ngakumbi xa ethe wanikela izandla zakhe kwindima yakhe njengeRaven-Eyed Raven.

UTeresa: Kodwa kwakhona, la mandla angangqina ithuba elilelayo lokungakwazi ukusebenzisa imilenze yakhe. Kodwa ewe, ndicinga ukuba angangumcebisi ukuba akukho enye into.

UJessica: Kulungile, ewe, kunjalo apha.

UCarly: Usaya kuba yilensi esijonga ngayo yonke loo nto ingemva, kodwa andicingi ukuba ufuna ukukhokela nabani na. (Ngaba ndim ndedwa owabona iSansa kumthi weirwood kwaye ndinethemba lokuba uyakuwuchukumisa umthi kwaye ngandlela thile abe nokunxibelelana kwengqondo kwi-Bran? NGOKUQONILE, bonisa.) Ndiyathemba ukuba umboniso ungamsebenzisa ngaphezulu kokubalisa nje amabali, nangona kunjalo.

UJessica: Kuyafana. Owu, kwaye zikhona ezo (ngokuqinisekileyo gaphandle phaya Iingcinga zokuba uMeera usenokuba liwele likaJon, naye. Ayisombululi ncam i-Bran's ingxaki yesixhobo sokubalisa, kodwa yinto anokuyibona kamva.

Ke bona ukuba ngabahlobo abahambahambayo kubonakala ngathi kulula.

UTeresa: Owu, ilunge kakhulu. Ndingayicaphukela loo nto.

Kulungile, ke uDanerys usendleleni eya eWesteros kunye neDothraki, i-Unsullied, i-Ironborn, iDorne, kunye neTyrells (kunye neDRAGONS). UCersei nguKumkanikazi wezikumkani ezisixhenxe. UJon nguKumkani waseNtla, kodwa uSansa ulungile ecaleni kwakhe (kunye ne-WTF, LITTLEFINGER?!), I-Bran ineqhekeza lolwazi malunga noJon elinokuthi litshintshe izinto ezininzi, kunye no-Arya ekubulaweni kwabantu.

Masithethe ngengqikelelo / amathemba exesha elizayo, emva koko siza kwenza iingcinga zokugqibela malunga nokuba eli xesha lonyaka litshintsha iingqondo zethu okanye hayi malunga nomboniso.

UCarly: Ewe, sinamaxesha amabini kuphela aseleyo! Ngokweengxelo, sinokufumana kuphela malunga Iziqendu ezili-13 ZONKE phakathi kwala maxesha mabini , Oko kuthetha ukuba lo mboniso uza kuwukhaba ube kwizixhobo eziphezulu ngokubhekisele phambili kubalinganiswa phambili nokudibanisa yonke into kunye. Ndiyazi ukuba wonke umntu ujolise kumdlalo omkhulu weDany / Cersei kodwa kubonakala ngathi nguJon kuphela okhumbula ukuba sineWhite Walkers ekufuneka sijongane nayo.

Iphupha lam lokuphela kwalo mboniso ngumanyano lukaJon noDaenerys apho badibana khona ukuze bathathe iWhite Walkers kunye- kuba xa ludonga ludilikile, kuyakufuneka badibane kunye nokuba banethuba lokubamisa (kwaye ndiqinisekile ukuba iidragons zikaDany ziya kuba nesandla esikhulu ekubuyiseleni uloyiso, iminwe iwele).

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UTeresa: Nam ndibona intsebenziswano kaJon / Danerys ngokuchasene neWhite Walkers. (kwaye ndavuya ndicinga ngeempungutye nje UKUZIBENZA ZONKE!) Emva koko, ndibona iDanerys inyukela esihlalweni sobukhosi kuphela ukuba uSansa ayithathe kuye ngandlela thile. Mhlawumbi ngoncedo luka-Arya. Ndibona ngokupheleleyo u-Arya ebulala uLittlefinger kudadewabo.

Ngoku ndicinga ngayo, ndifuna abo babini badibane kwakhona ngaphezulu kwayo nantoni na - uSansa noArya.

UCarly: Umhlobo wam watyibilika kumbono weSansa kunye noArya ngokuSebenza eMagicking eWinterfell kwaye ngoku ndifuna le yenzeke.

UTeresa: SQUEE!

UJessica: Andiqinisekanga ukuba ndilindele ntoni kwisizini ezayo, ukunyaniseka. Andazi ukuba ndiyayibona iSansa kwiTrone yetrone. Kwaye phantse ndilindele ukuba uDany athathe isihlalo sobukhosi kodwa atyibilike kuhlobo oluthile lokuphambana njengoyise. Ingcamango yonke kaDany njengonqobileyo ilungile ngamaxesha emfazwe, kodwa uqinisekisile ukuba akalunganga ekugcineni uxolo. Uthethile ngendlela angaziva nto ngayo ngokuvalelisa kuDaario Naharis, kwaye ndicinga ukuba ulahleka kancinci kancinci yena ubuntu ngeendlela ezithile, nazo. Ngokuqinisekileyo, amaxabiso akhe asalungiselelwe ukukhusela nokuxabisa ubomi bomntu (uthini ngamakhoboka nabo bonke), kodwa ndicinga ukuba entliziyweni yakhe, ungumoyisi, hayi umlawuli.

Ndilindele ngenene ukuba aphele sele eyinto eyothusayo-ukufa (okuvakala kuyinto embi ukuyithetha), kodwa ewe. Isangqa esipheleleyo nayo yonke loo nto.

Ngubani kanye kanye othatha itrone? Andifumananga mkhondo uxakayo. Ndilindele ukuba uhlaselo lwenamba eKing's Landing lunokubangela ukuba yonke loo migqomo iqhume, ithathe isixeko siphela. Izikumkani ezisixhenxe ziya kuba zezi: izikumkani ezisixhenxe ezahlukileyo. (Kodwa nam sukuyenza wazi phantse kangako malunga GoT Njengomndilili we fan, ke le iyonke iyonke iqhekeza letheknoloji).

UTeresa: Ngokubhekisele nokuba ingaba eli xesha lindikhululele nantoni na - njengoko benditshilo, andizange ndiyeke ukubukela umboniso. Ngelixa ndizimisele ukuthatha ababhali ndibaxhobise ngezigqibo abazenzayo- kwaye zonke zizinto ezinokuthi zenziwe okanye zingenziwa- ndingomntu othanda lo mboniso, kwaye ufuna ukubona ukuba kwenzeka njani. Oko bekuthethile, bendicinga ukuba eli xesha lomphefumlo lomoya omtsha, kwaye ndichulumancile kukubona bonke abantu basetyhini besiza ngaphambili. Ndiyayithanda le nto ibhekisa khona, kwaye andinakulinda ixesha elizayo.

Ukusweleka kukaRamsay kwakugwetyelwe kufutshane ne-orgasmic kum. Andazi ukuba ithini ngam njengomntu, kodwa ukhona. Andinantloni.

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UJessica: Ndiye ndachukumisa ngaphambili, kwaye andazi ukuba ikhulule nantoni na. Ngokuqinisekileyo ndikonwabele kakhulu kunakwamanye amaxesha onyaka, kodwa, iyodwa, ayizenzeli ukhetho oluninzi lwangaphambili. Ndiya kuba nomdla wokubona ukuba kwenzeka njani, ngokuqinisekileyo. Apha sinethemba lokuba asimiselwanga nje ukuwa okukhulu okudala.

Kwaye ndiziva ndinesidingo sokubonisa imeko engaqhelekanga noCersei enika unongendi ukuya kwintaba ye-zombie. Yaziva ngathi, ngandlela thile, yiyo yonke. Mhlawumbi kancinci.

UTeresa: Ewe-sixelele ngeemvakalelo zakho kuloo nto. Kuba ngokunyanisekileyo yenye yezona ndawo ndizithandayo. UCersei wayenyanisile xa esithi laa mfazi wayemphethe gadalala akazange akwenze oko ngenxa yokholo, kodwa ngenxa yokuba wayonwabile. Khange ndimkhathaze ngokubuya kwangoko kanye.

UJessica: Ndizibuze ngathi, awungekhe uhlale kude nokudlwengula isizini enye, akunjalo? Njengokuba kuye kwafuneka bayinyenyele ngandlela thile. Ndivakalelwa ngathi akukho kwazi ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba iNtaba yamxhaphaza ngokwesondo ngaphambi kokuba imbulale okanye hayi, kodwa ihlazo likaCersei, ihlazo, ihlazo lakhe lithwala oko. Kaninzi ukuba athathe isigcina-ntloko sakhe kuhlobo lwesiqingatha athwala ngaso, naye.

UTeresa: Owu wow, yabona, khange ndicinge ukudlwengulwa KONKE. Oko kwakungekho ndlela yesondo kum. Ndicinga ukuba iNtaba ibaleka nje, okanye ikhuphe amasuntswana.

UJessica: Ewe. Yayiyinxalenye yeentloni endandiqinisekisayo ukuba yayiyiyo leyo. And Andazi ukuba kwakutheni ukuze kufuneke asuse umnqwazi wakhe wokwenza lonto. HUyenze kakuhle eyenze nesigcina-ntloko sakhe (njengoko kubonisiwe xa ekrazula intloko yongqatyana).

UTeresa: Hmmm. Yabona, ndicinga ukuba yayikukuphinda ubuye kwakhona kwicandelo likaCersei ukuyenza mandundu loo mfazi. Kwaye ndicinga ukuba isigcina-ntloko sasenzelwe nje ukwenza ukuba yoyikeke ngakumbi, kwaye kuya kufuneka ajonge obo buso ngelixa ethuthunjiswa.

UJessica: Bendingazuyibeka ngentla kwakhe nje sebenzisa Yona, kodwa neCersei yenye yezobulungisa bemibongo, nayo.

UCarly: Ngokutsho kodliwanondlebe kunye Ukuzonwabisa ngeveki , U-Lena Headey uthe inguqulelo eyenzakeleyo kwesi siqendu yayinguhlobo lolo. Nokuba kuthetha ntoni oko. Kodwa umgca kaCersei ngobuso bakhe ukuba ngowokugqibela u-Unella angaze awubone undikhokelela ekubeni ndizibuze ukuba uza kuphuphuthekiswa aze angcungcuthekiswe? Kodwa ewe, ngelishwa bawushiyile loo ndawo ukuya kutoliko olwenza ukuba ibe bubucukubhede ngakumbi.

UJessica: Kunene. ke ukuyibona njengodlwengulo kuya kwenza thina Ingxaki, hayi bona. Kungumthunzi, okona kulungileyo, ndicinga ukuba, kodwa kwakhona, ngokunikwa kwimbali yabo, kunzima ukubanika isibonelelo sokuthandabuza apha.

UCarly: Njengombukeli, ndisalumkile. Ndikholelwa ngokuqinileyo ukuba akufuneki uzithobe kumava okubukela umabonwakude ukuba ayikonwabisi, kwaye ke andiziva ndinetyala ngokuthatha ikhefu ebelifuneka kakhulu kulo nyaka uphelileyo. Ukuba nelo xesha kude kwandivumela ukuba ndibuye nokuqonda ukuba ndiyayazi into endingena kuyo ngokuntywila nzulu Imidlalo yeethrone .

Ngeli xesha lonyaka uyenzile ndenze ndonwabe ngakumbi kunamaxesha adlulileyo andikaqiniseki ukuba kufanelekile ukuba ndibeke itoni yokholo kubabonisi 'ukuba bathathe inyani kwaye bathathe ukugxeka okwakhayo entliziyweni malunga nonyango lwabalinganiswa ababhinqileyo. Ke ndiceba ukuhlala ndibukele, kodwa ixesha elipheleleyo lamandla amantombazana alicimi ixesha lonyaka ezintlanu lokukhetha okuthandabuzekayo kum. UMNTla UKHUMBULA.

UJessica: Ndikunye noCarly kuloo nto. Amantla akhumbula . Ngaba sithethile ngoLyanna Mormont tho? Ukumkanikazi omncinci. Ngubani onokucaphuka xa ebizwa ngokuba mncinci kodwa ikhona.

UCarly: Libala wonke umntu; nika uLyanna iTrone yentsimbi!

UJessica: OKU.

UTeresa: Owu Thixo wam, ewe. Uyi-nugget encinci yokugqibelela. Apho, ndaphinda ndatsho.

UCarly: Yiyo leyo, eya kusindisa umboniso.

UJessica: Iipesenti ezingama-150 zeLyanna4ever.

UCarly: #Ndinaye.

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