Yenza i-Spider-Man: ungene kwi-Spiderverse kwi-Movie yakho ye-Eva yeKrisimesi ukushiya kwayo iNetflix ngeKrisimesi

Ndiqale u-2018 nge I-Panther emnyama wayigqiba nge Indoda yesigcawu: Kwi-Spiderverse . Phew, lixesha elingakanani lokuba kwiMicimbi yokuMelwa kweQela! Ndichithe ixesha elininzi kwi-2018 ndibhala malunga I-Panther emnyama kwiindawo ezahlukeneyo, kodwa andizange ndibenalo ithuba lokuphonononga ngokupheleleyo iimvakalelo zam malunga neMiles Morales ewela mahala Yintoni eyingozi .

Ngoku kubonakala ngathi lixesha eligqibeleleyo, ngakumbi ukusukela ukuba imovie isuswe kwiNetflix ngeKrisimesi kungekho lizwi lokuba iya kubekwa kwinkonzo yokusasaza eyahlukileyo. Ewe ewe, ukuba awubonanga Isigcawu ngoku lixesha elilungileyo lokuyijonga. Ukuba uyibonile, kulungile, yinike enye iwotshi kuba yenye yezona bhanyabhanya zilungileyo ze-Spidey phaya.

Ngokwenyani, uyazi ntoni? Ndicinga ukuba lixesha lam endilithandayo le-Spidey. Ndicinga ukuba ndamkele ukuba uninzi lweyona miboniso ndiyithandayo yamagorha aphezulu ayaphiliswa (faka i-gif yokudumisa Batman Uthotho lweeVidiyo Apha).

Oko akutsho ukuba andiyithandi i-live-action universes, kodwa eli bali liyonwabile kwaye ligcwele intliziyo eninzi kangangokuba kukho umgangatho ongapheliyo.

Isishwankathelo sebali

Isiseko esisiseko se Isigcawu Kukuba uMiles Morales, emva kokulunywa sisigcawu esinemitha esirhabaxa, uzama ukuziqhelanisa nobuchule bakhe obutsha ngelixa ejongene neengozi zokufikisa njenge Ukuya kwisikolo ekuhlalwa kuso engahambisani naso kwaye Ukuphila ngokulindelwe nguyise . Ngelishwa kuMiles, akanaye uPeter Parker anokujikela kuye njengomcebisi, kuba ingxelo yakhe yewebhu ibulewe. Kuko oko. ndithe inguqulelo yakhe . Kungenxa yokuba enkosi kuKingpin emosha ejikeleza kunye neeyunivesithi ezifanayo iMiles ihlangabezana nolunye uhlobo lobukhulu bukaPeter.

Uswiti, umcebisi!

Ngaphandle kokuba uPeter ebone ikhephu kwaye kungcono aphile ubomi bakhe ngendlela endenze ngayo uninzi lwe-2020: ukuxhoma ekhaya kunye nokutya endikuthandayo nokunxibelelana nabantu abambalwa kangangoko.

Kodwa amaqhawe afumana iqhawe ke lixesha lokonwaba!

Inxalenye endiphuma kuyo ukuze ubukele le movie kuKhisimusi

Oopopayi? Imangalisa.

Umculo? Kwinqaku.

Ixesha lokuhlekisa? Unobuchule.

Ndiyayithanda kakhulu le movie! Kwilizwe eligcwele amaqhawekazi anobuhle beli bali lixabisekileyo umntwana wayenokusebenzisa i-bagel njengeprojektha. Ibhalansi ye kumnandi kwaye nzulu iyandenzela, ngakumbi ukusukela nzulu Inokuphinda ibuye.

Isigcawu isinika imizobo emibini yeSigcawu-Ndoda: umntu omtsha osandula ukufika kwaye wonke umntu alindele ukuba ngumcebisi ogqibeleleyo kuba ukwenzile konke ngaphambili. UPeter B., nangona kunjalo, ngumdaka. Okubaluleke ngakumbi, uvumelekile ukuba abe ngumdaka kwaye avume ukuba uphelile.

Kwangelo xesha, nokuba uMiles umiselwe ubukhulu, uninzi lwamaxesha ukhuthazwa ukuba abe ngumntwana. Ndiphilela abantu abadala ukuxelela abantwana ukuba kulungile ukuba ngabantwana, NGOKUQHELEKILEYO abantwana abaMnyama. Ewe amandla, uxanduva, yonke loo nto, kodwa sifuna amabali axelela abantwana ukuba bathathe ixesha labo kwaye baqhubele phambili xa sele bekulungele.

Lo mboniso bhanyabhanya ngoyena ubonakalisa ngokugqibeleleyo ukuba kutheni abantu abadala besawathanda la mabali afikisayo.

Uyakuqaphela ukuba uninzi lwabalinganiswa abaphambili kubopopayi ngabantwana okanye abakwishumi elivisayo. Aba bantu badla ngokuya kwi-adventure emangalisayo ethi, ngaphezulu, imalunga nokusindisa umhlaba, kodwa nzulu malunga nabo bayakhula kwaye baziqonde ukuba bangobani njengomntu. Iimayileuzama ukwenza okona kulungileyo kuwo wonke umntu, kodwa ukuze enze oko, kuya kufuneka afumanise ukuba ungubani kwaye enze eyona nto ilungele yena KUQALA NAKUQALA. I-Miles iyakhuthazwa ukuba ithabathe ukholo xa sele ilungile.

Nokuba umhlaba usesichengeni uyakhuthazeka ukuba athathe ixesha lakhe kwaye angangxameli ukukhula kwakhe. Ndiyakholelwa ngokupheleleyo ukuba wayehleli ekhaya elinye igqala uSigcawu-bantu ngewayeliphethe, kodwa kuba wayekulungele, wazimanya nabo, kwaye myeke kuba babesithi ukulungele.

Yiba lolona hlobo lubalaseleyo lwakho emva koko phuma uye ehlabathini.

Esi ayisosifundo esibalulekileyo ebantwaneni, kodwa nakubantu abadala, naye, yiyo loo nto uPeter B. efumana isifundo esifanayo.

Abantu abadala bahlala bephathwa njengootitshala, abo bakhoyo ukudlulisa itotshi kuba bebekhona, bayenzile loo nto, bathenga isikipa, kwaye baneemvuthuluka zepitsa kuyo.Kodwa abantu abadala abaninzi apha kule clusterfuck siyababiza uluntu izokuxelela ukuba awuyi kuyeka ukukhula kwaye uza kufunda, rhoqo, ubomi bakho bonke. Oko akutsho ukuba asinamabali apho abantu abadala bafunda into entsha, kodwa kukho le nto ingummangaliso Kuya kufuneka uyazi ngcono ngoku kwaye, ngokubhekele phaya, ukuqhubeka nokutyhala nokuba udiniwe.

UPeter B. Parker ubethwe kakhulu yall. Amanani osapho afile. Umtshato uphelile. Iminyaka engamashumi amabini yokulwa. Akasebenzi nje ngelahleko, ujongene nayo, kulungile, ukudakumba , kodwa akukho mntu apho Xelela de ade adibane noMiles othe, ngokumangalisayo, ajike asebenzise ingcebiso uPetros amnika yona ukunceda uPeter aziphucule.

Yile nto kanye esiyifunayo kulo nyaka, kunyaka olandelayo, nakwiminyaka emininzi ezayo.

Kungenxa yoko le nto Isigcawu Yifilimu yam endiyithandayo.

Kulungile… oko kunye necwecwe lekrisimesi.

Ha! Yimovie yeKrisimesi emva kwayo yonke loo nto!

(Umfanekiso: Imifanekiso yeZithombe zeSony)

Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!

-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —