IMacaulay Culkin yiyo yonke into yokususa iTrumpish eyongezelelweyo eyabhadula yaya kwiKhaya eliLodwa 2 Cwangcisa

Umfanekiso ohleliweyo ogubungela iTrump

Hayi, Ekhaya ndodwa . Ifilimu ethandwayo ye-movie franchise malunga nokubaluleka kosapho, ukuba Isarha Njengemigibe ekulungele ukukhusela ikhaya lakho, kwaye uzive unoloyiko lokoyika xa ukhumbula ukuba kukho uDonald Trump weza kwifilimu yesibini.

Ndilibale ngokwenyani ukuba wayekumovie de iCinemaSins yongeze isixa se-astronomical yezono kwi Ikhaya Alone 2: Lost eNew York bala kwakhona kwi-2019, kodwa wayekhona, enika uKevin McCallister izikhombisi-ndlela ukuze aqalise ukonwabisa kwakhe yedwa eNew York.

Ukususela kuma-57 ukuya kuYESU KRISTU!

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Kwaye, ayisiyiyo inde ende kunazo zonke emhlabeni, kwaye akukho ndlela nabani na obandakanyeka kwifilimu ebeya kuba nengqondo yokubonisa ixesha elizayo ukuze abone ngokuchanekileyo ngubani uDonald Trump, kodwa xa ndibona imeko yonakalisa amaphupha am ebuntwaneni ngokuya ePlaza Hotel kunye nokuhlukumeza uTim Curry.

Ke i-Intanethi yenze eyona nto iyenzayo kwaye yabiza ukuba kususwe omnye uDonald J. Trump e-ofisini-Ngokubi kwam, bendifuna ukuthi babize ukuba asuswe kuwo onke amaqonga eendaba ezentlalo- crap, my bad AGAIN, he has been being leaving from a LOT lately, I meant the movie, yeah, that's the one. Ndiyathetha ukuba i-Twitter ingayenza ekugqibeleni kutheni i-20th Century Studios (ngokusemthethweni i-20th Century Fox)?

Nangona kunjalo, andicingi ukuba nabani na alindele ukuba iMacaulay Culkin ibenobunzima kuyo yonke loo nto.

Ewe, amanye amajelo osasazo ababukele xa bekhatywa INkosana entsha ye-Bel-Air kwi-HBO Max kwaye ulibale ukuba uTrump wayekhona, naye (kwaye ukuba ulibele, ndiyaxolisa ukukukhumbuza ngaphezulu kwe-90s yexesha likaTrump), kwimeko Ikhaya Alone 2: Lost eNew York, UKevin McCallister ngokwakhe uthi yi-100% ebhodini kunye noTrump asuswe kwifilimu.

Molo Racheisok . Enkosi ngokucebisa ngolu luvo lusendle.

Ngokunyaniseka, loo nto inokwenza imovie enomdla, ewe? Mhlawumbi uKevin osele emdala angaxela ubuntu bakhe bangaphambili ukuba, uyakulikhumbula usapho (njengesiqhelo) abaleke kwiiWet Bandits (njengakuhlala kunjalo) kwaye maaaaaybe angachithi imali eninzi kwikhadi letyala katata wakhe.

Ewe uqinisekile, yinto encinci engavumelaniyo, ngoko mhlawumbi ususe iTump ngokupheleleyo.

Umyili UMax Schramp uyenzile nyani loo nto. Uye wathatha ixesha lokuthula intetho kaTrump, into endizama ukuyenza ngokuzeleyo eofisini. Bravo ngokwenene!

Ewe kunjalo, konke oku kumnandi, akukho mntu uza kusika uDonald Trump kwimovie.

Kunene?

Damn, 2019 yayikho unyaka olungileyo YeMcCallisters, huh?

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(Umfanekiso: 20st Century Studios)