IXESHA: ngoku singene kwiHalloween yeXabiso leNdleko yeXesha! Ngaphandle koko kwaziwa njenge-HCCT, eli lixesha elibalulekileyo kwixesha leHalloween apho sele lihambile ixesha lokuthenga naziphi na iimpahla ezilungileyo kwiHalloween Superstore, kodwa usadinga into yokukhusela iilekese zasimahla kunye / okanye ungene kumaqela aphambili.
Kukho itoni yokhetho lokugqibela onokululandela: isiporho (sebenzisa nje iphepha elicocekileyo), isakhelo somfanekiso (vele usike uxande ngaphandle kwekhadibhodi ethile) okanye usana Ukudanisa mdaka (thwala ivatala). Nangona kunjalo, kukho isinxibo somzuzu wokugqibela endisibona minyaka le ukuba ndifuna ukukuhambisa kude: yimpahla ye-nerd.
I-anatomy yempahla ye-nerd ilula kakhulu. Konyusa iibhulukhwe zakho phezulu, nxiba iikawusi ezingalinganiyo, unike iiglasi ezinkulu ezimnyama kunye netheyiphu yeScotch embindini, uncamathisele uphawu lweKick Me emqolo, uze udibanise amabala amabala. Ukuba ufuna ngenene ukungena kumlinganiswa, chitha ubusuku bonke ulungisa abantu malunga Idabi leenkwenkwezi vs. Inkwenkwezi yetrek nokuphinda ulingano kwimathematika.
Oku kubi. Sukwenza oku. Izizathu ezimbalwa ezilandelayo.
Kukrwada : Ukunxiba njenge-nerd esangena ngaphakathi kwiilokhari kuqinisekisa uluvo lokuba zonke izinto ze-nerdy esizithandayo, njenge Saga iincwadi ezihlekisayo okanye uharry Potter fanfiction okanye iinoveli zikaKameron Hurley, ayisiyiyo kwaye ayisoze ibaluleke. Ukwenza isiqhulo kuphando lwethu olunzulu ngolu hlobo lwenkcubeko kunciphisa ixabiso lokonwaba. Abantu basebenza nzima kwaye banikezela yonke imisebenzi kunye nobomi ekuphishekeleni inkcubeko ye-nerd. Ukwenza isinxibo somntu obuthathaka onomdla kwizinto ze-nerd zihambelana ngokuthe ngqo nokungabinakho ukuphola nokungahambelani kuyonzakalisa.
Kuyadika : Isinxibo se-nerd siwela phantsi kwetyala lokuzama ngakumbi kwincwadi yam. Abanye abantu, njengabadlali be-cosplayers (bahlala bekwazi ukusebenzisa isazisi se-nerd), bachitha iinyanga neenyanga belungiselela iindleko zabo zeHalloween okanye indibano. Beka umgudu kuyo! Awuyi kuphumelela ukhuphiswano ngesinxibo sasebukhosini.
IHalloween yiholide enomdla ngokwemvelo : IHalloween lelinye lamaxesha amahle okuba ngumntu okanye into emangazayo, kunye nabangabahlobo bakho ngolwazi lwakho lwenkcubeko yepop. Xa abantu benxiba njengabalinganiswa ababathandayo kumdlalo odumileyo kamabonwakude, kwincwadi, kwimuvi, okanye kwinto eqhelekileyo kunyaka ophelileyo, babonisa umdla wabo kwisifundo esithile. Oku kuziphatha, uthando olugqithisileyo lomlinganiswa okanye umbono okhuthaza umntu ukuba anxibe njengalo mlinganiswa okanye umbono, sele enesidima. Nangona oko kuyimvakalelo entle ebusweni bayo, ndiqinisekile ukuba abantu abanxiba njengama-nerds abakwenzi njengokuzukisa ubukhulu bethu.
Isinxibo se-nerd esiqhelekileyo sibi ngokwaneleyo, kodwa ukunxiba njenge-nerd ye-sexy kubi ngakumbi. Isinxibo se-nerd esirhabaxa sisinxibo esifutshane, esincinci sengubo ye-nerd enezithende eziphakamileyo kunye ne-busty / midriff-ebonisa iqhosha-phantsi. Kum, umbono wokuba yi-nerd sele u-sexy. Ngalo lonke ixesha unobhala kwivenkile ehlekisayo esithi, iingxowa kunye neebhodi? Ndifuna iblukhwe ezintsha.
Nangona kunjalo, isinxibo se-nerd se-sexy asiziva sithandana kwaphela. Ngakumbi ububhanxa obufanayo obunxibe isinxibo se-nerd esiqhelekileyo, kodwa nge-twist yesini. I-nerds ehambisa amadoda ibonwa njengabantu abangenasiphene abaxhatshazwa ngoontanga ngelixa i-nerds ezi-sexy, eziphantse zihlala zibonisa ababhinqileyo, zibonwa zinamahloni, abantu abangaziphathi kakuhle ngokwesondo umntu anokusebenzisa ithuba. Kuzo zombini iimeko zempahla yenerd, injongo yokugqibela kukuba olu hlobo lomntu lunokulawulwa ngokulula ngabanye.
Jonga, sukuba yingqolowa yohlobo lweHalloween. Kukrwada kwaye kuyadika kwaye unokwenza ngcono. Ukuba umiselwe ukuba yi-nerd yeHalloween (kuba ukuxelisa yeyona ndlela iphambili yokuthopha, akunjalo?) Khetha umntu othile we-nerdy okanye uphawu kwaye ubeke iimpawu zabo ezintle endaweni yoko. Ezinye iingcebiso (amanqaku ongezelelweyo kwiinguqulelo zombie):
- Mna!
- UTina ovela Bob's Burgers
- I-Urkel (isenzo sokulinganisa esikhohlisayo, sinikwe apha ngasentla, kodwa ngubani ongathandi mngeni?)
- Kukho iLovelace
- UGeorge Takei
- Inkqubo ye- Izinto ezingaqhelekanga abantwana
- Milhouse
- UAlbert Einstein
- UPeter Parker (ihempe yesigcawu-indoda phantsi kweqhosha-phantsi)
- UBill Nye
- UMarie Curie
- Willow ukusuka Buffy
- UNeil deGrasse iTyson
Ke cinga ngaphandle kwebhokisi, nerds! Uya kuba yintoni ngeHalloween kulo nyaka?
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