Ukukhula, ndandizifumana ndithandwa ngabalinganiswa abagcwalisa iifilimu zam zeDisney. Ndide ndaba mdala apho ndaye ndaqonda ukuba mhlawumbi ndicinga ngeScar kwaye iKovu ziingonyama ezishushu, kodwa ngembeko yokunyaniseka… ziyatshisa. Khange ndibazobe; ungandigxeki, kodwa ke ngokuqonda kuza nolwazi lokuba (a) ndingacinga ukuba iikhathuni zishushu, kwaye (b) ziingonyama?
Kodwa kungaphezulu nje INgonyama yeNgonyama Iimuvi. Ukusuka kwiRhamncwa ukuya kwiNkosana uEric, iDisney inembali yokwenza abalinganiswa abashushu. Esihogweni, bendizakutshata noJack Skellington ukuba uziqhule noZero kwaye waqala ukucula kum.
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Okona kutsha nje kulo mgca mde wabalinganiswa abashushu ukukhupha ukuthanda kwam kuyinto Indoda yesigcawu: Kwivesi yesigcawu 'UPeter B. Parker-kwaye ndiyaqikelela, ngokwandisa, uPeter Parker wase Miles Morales' oswelekileyo kwaye uvakaliswe nguChris Pine.
(umfanekiso: Imifanekiso yakwaSony)
Ke, kutheni ndizisa yonke le nto? Ndicinga ukuba kubalulekile ukuba uqaphele ukuba kulungile ukuba sonke sitsala abalinganiswa bekhathuni. Ngapha koko, ngamanye amaxesha, ziikhathuni zabantu abadumileyo. Khumbula Iskena esimnyama , apho sineenguqulelo zekhathuni zikaKeanu Reeves noRobert Downey Jr., kuba ndiqinisekile!
(umfanekiso: Imifanekiso ezimeleyo yeWarner)
Ingxaki, ndicinga ukuba, zonke zivela kwikhathuni ethile. Isisongele, yasenza sabuza ukuba yintoni le siyithandayo, kwaye yahlala nathi nangoku. Nditsho kuba Baye besoyikisa ngokwenza kwakhona URobin Hood enokuba iyoyikisa, mhlawumbi ifoto ye-CGI ye-anthropomorphic yezilwanyana (mhlawumbi impendulo kuyo Amakati Ngaba uza kubenza bacinge kabini?), Kwaye umbuzo wethu ngowokuba siza kushushu na okanye enye impungutye yoopopayi.
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Mhlawumbi ndiziva ngathi sonke kufuneka sabelane ngeenyaniso zethu ezimnyama ngoku, kuba umhlaba ugcwele ngokupheleleyo, okanye mhlawumbi kungenxa yokuba iiPrincess Weekes zethu zandikhumbuza ukuba UZendaya wayenakho kwaye kufanele ukuba adlale uSally uRagdoll , emva koko ndakhunjuzwa ukuba ndiza kutshata noJack Skellington.
(umfanekiso: ilitye lokuchukumisa)
Awu, nantsi indawo endikuyo namhlanje, ndihamba ngokutyumza ngokupheleleyo kubalinganiswa bekhathuni, kwaye oku kukukrwela nje umphezulu. Ukuba bendicinga ngayo, inokuba mbi kakhulu, kodwa ubuncinci ndiyazi ukuba andindedwa, nokuba awukalwazi uthando lwakho okwangoku, ke… masikhuphe oko. Ngabaphi abalinganiswa bekhathuni obufumanayo bushushu? Sazise kwizimvo ezingezantsi.
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Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —
