Makhe sihlalutye: UCaptain Phasma kunye noKylo Ren bathethe okokuqala

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Kwimeko apho ubukho ngandlela thile ungazi ukuba namhlanje nguLwesihlanu woMkhosi, mayibe sisi silumkiso: kukho iiposti zokudlala ezingenayo . Kwaye ukuba awunakukwazi ukuxelela ngesihloko, kunokubakho abaphangi kwabo bazama ukugcina i-100% yemfihlakalo. Ndiyifumene? Kulungile.

Ukuba uselapha, oko kuthetha ukuba usezantsi ngaphaya Hlalutya nathi kuba kubonakala ngathi awusoze ufunde kakhulu kwi Idabi leenkwenkwezi izinto zokudlala. Kunene, iqela lemigulukudu? R… akunjalo? Ngapha koko.

Ke kukho imaski yeCaptain Phasma yokutshintsha kwelizwi kwintengiso, efanayo neDarth Vader enye ebikade ixakekile. Inemigca embalwa eyakhelweyo kuthi abo bangakwaziyo ukubamba ukugcuma kukaGwendoline Christie okuyingozi. Le migca yile: Hambisa, kwiinqanawa zakho ngoku; Ngokomyalelo wam; Umlilo FM 2187; kwaye ngenisa i-blaster yakho ukuba ihlolwe.

Masidibanise, ngaba thina? Kwabaqalayo: njengoko sinjalo konke ke ngokucacileyo Yazi, uBlaster yidachshund yesilwanyana sasekhaya sikaCaptain Phasma. Ukusuka kulo mgca sinokucinga ngokukhuselekileyo ukuba umkhosi ngamnye kwi-Order yokuqala unikwe eyakhe i-dachshund yezilwanyana, kodwa yomntu Iwele ngaphantsi komgangatho wokuhlolwa. Kulungile kangakanani bubi .

Okulandelayo, FM 2187: yintoni na? Ewe, e-U.S Idabi leenkwenkwezi isetiwe, duh), amaza e-FM asusela kwi-88 ukuya kwi-108 MHz. Ke ngoku sinokuphinda-phinda into yokuba i-Order yokuqala liqela labaphathi boonomathotholo abahlanganisanayo abakhupha izikhululo zikanomathotholo. Ngokudubula isikhululo, yena kunjalo kuthetha ukuthatha umbane kuyo kuba njengoko kubekiwe kwiinoveli ezidlulileyo, amadangatye abulala amaza erediyo kwi Idabi leenkwenkwezi iphela. Ewe. Thatha lonto , simahla bathandi berediyo.

Imaski kaKylo Ren kunye nomfanekiso kugqityiwe ukuba kunencindi, kuninzi, kakhulu imigca etyhila ngakumbi. Imaski yakhe ithi: Ndiyayiva nam; Uyayazi into endiyizeleyo; Ngokudibeneyo, siya kutshabalalisa ukunganyangeki kunye neJedi yokugqibela; Musa ukulwa nayo, uyazi ukuba awukwazi; Ndikhuselwe kukukhanya; Ngubani oza kungena endleleni?

Isenzo sakhe sibonisa ezimbalwa Kaninzi imigca: kudala ndiyilindile le nto; Ingaba yinyani? Ungumkhohlisi nje ?; Musa ukoyika; Kwaye eso sixhobo sesam.

Ukujonga nje kumxholo uphela, sinokucinga ngokukhuselekileyo ukuba uKylo Ren uyi umthandi , hayi umlo. Ndiyayiva nam? Imnandi kakhulu. Oko kuthetha ukuba umntu uthi uyamthanda kuqala. Kodwa ke, uqhubeka athi, ndikhuselekile ekukhanyeni, okuyiyo ngokucacileyo kuthetha ukuba akazikholelwa ukuba ulungile ngokwaneleyo kwiqabane lakhe. U-Kylo Ren, uyathandeka ngendlela oyiyo. Uhambo lwakhe ngu ngokupheleleyo enye yokwamkelwa ngokwakho, ngaba ndilungile, bantu? Kudala ndiyilindile le nto? Uthando luneendlela zalo eziyimfihlakalo, kwaye ndim ndonwabile ukuba uKylo Ren ubonakala efumana eyakhe.

Kodwa kusenokubakho ingxaki eparadesi. Kylo Ren Ngaba yinyani? Ungumkhohlisi nje? Umgca utyhila ukuba unelungelo elithile lokukhetha ngaphezulu. Umsebenzi wakho awukuchazi, Kylo Ren. Uya kuba wenza kakuhle ukuyazi loo nto, Sith-not-Sith.

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