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UDonald Trump uchitha iiveki zakhe zokugqibela njengoMongameli esenza izinto azithandayo: ukudlala igalufa kunye nokukhalaza malunga nendlela ebiwe ngayo unyulo kuye. Besisele sazi ukuba ukunikezela nokunyusa amandla ngoxolo kwakungekho etafileni, njengoko oko kwakuya kufuna ukuba uTrump akhathalele enye into ngaphandle kwakhe. Kodwa njengoko yena kugalela izigidi ukubalisa kurhulumente kunye ihlazo lenkundla ilahleko mfumba, umongameli wethu wedada osisiqhwala ujongeka elusizi ngakumbi kwaye encinci kunesiqhelo.

Ke xa uTrump wanika inkomfa emhlophe yokubonga umbulelo kwidesika encinci ye-White House, yonyusa ubumncinci kunye nokungakhuli kwakhe. UTrump ukhalaze ngonyulo olubi kwaye inyibilikile xa umbhaleli weReuters White House uJeff Mason embuza ukuba angavuma na xa iVoti yeKholeji yoNyulo ingena eBiden. UTrump ubize uMason ukuba ongezeleleki, Ungathethi nam ngaloo ndlela. Ndingumongameli waseMelika. Ungaze uthethe nomongameli ngaloo ndlela, ngaphambi kokuba uphume.

Lilonke, yayiyiklasikhi yeklasikhi: enekratshi kwaye eqhayisa engenanto ngaphandle komoya oshushu wokubuyisa amabango akhe. Ifoto kaTrump ehleli edesikeni encinci yakhawuleza yathathwa imifanekiso kunye ne-meme-d kwi-intanethi, kwaye #TinyDesk, #TrumpTantrum kunye #DiaperDon baqala ukuhamba njengoko abantu bekhukula kwi-Intanethi ukuhlekisa ngePOTUS enkulu yosana. Ewe, loluphi usuku lokuzonda iTrump / ukufikelela kwi-Photoshop.

Elona candelo lililo kukuba, uTrump uyazi ngokucacileyo ukuba uyahamba ngenxa yezizathu ezihlazo. Umongameli Ngomsindo utwitter , I-Twitter ithumela iiTrends ezingezizo kwaphela ezingenanto yakwenza kwaphela nokuhamba ngokwenene emhlabeni. Bayayenza, kwaye zizinto ezimbi kuphela.

UTrump wahlaziswa kwakhona kwinqanaba lamazwe aphesheya? Uyathanda ukuyibona. Iintsuku ezingama-53 kuphela kude kube kusungulwa.

(umfanekiso obonisiweyo: i-screencap / iRational National)

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