UDonald Trump uchitha iiveki zakhe zokugqibela njengoMongameli esenza izinto azithandayo: ukudlala igalufa kunye nokukhalaza malunga nendlela ebiwe ngayo unyulo kuye. Besisele sazi ukuba ukunikezela nokunyusa amandla ngoxolo kwakungekho etafileni, njengoko oko kwakuya kufuna ukuba uTrump akhathalele enye into ngaphandle kwakhe. Kodwa njengoko yena kugalela izigidi ukubalisa kurhulumente kunye ihlazo lenkundla ilahleko mfumba, umongameli wethu wedada osisiqhwala ujongeka elusizi ngakumbi kwaye encinci kunesiqhelo.
Ke xa uTrump wanika inkomfa emhlophe yokubonga umbulelo kwidesika encinci ye-White House, yonyusa ubumncinci kunye nokungakhuli kwakhe. UTrump ukhalaze ngonyulo olubi kwaye inyibilikile xa umbhaleli weReuters White House uJeff Mason embuza ukuba angavuma na xa iVoti yeKholeji yoNyulo ingena eBiden. UTrump ubize uMason ukuba ongezeleleki, Ungathethi nam ngaloo ndlela. Ndingumongameli waseMelika. Ungaze uthethe nomongameli ngaloo ndlela, ngaphambi kokuba uphume.
Lilonke, yayiyiklasikhi yeklasikhi: enekratshi kwaye eqhayisa engenanto ngaphandle komoya oshushu wokubuyisa amabango akhe. Ifoto kaTrump ehleli edesikeni encinci yakhawuleza yathathwa imifanekiso kunye ne-meme-d kwi-intanethi, kwaye #TinyDesk, #TrumpTantrum kunye #DiaperDon baqala ukuhamba njengoko abantu bekhukula kwi-Intanethi ukuhlekisa ngePOTUS enkulu yosana. Ewe, loluphi usuku lokuzonda iTrump / ukufikelela kwi-Photoshop.
Entsha! Ngexesha elifanelekileyo lokuthenga iholide yakho.
Idesika yam encinci yoPhando ePlayskool #DiaperDon #Idisk encinci pic.twitter.com/pDbTtb2hAc
-Roshan Rinaldi (@Roshan_Rinaldi) NgoNovemba 28, 2020
Mhlawumbi ukuba uziphatha kakuhle, yeka ukuxoka ukuze ujonge unyulo olunobulungisa kwaye uqale ukucinga ngezinto ezilungileyo zelizwe endaweni yokukhalaza malunga nokuphathwa gwenxa, uyakumenywa ukuba uhlale etafileni yenkwenkwana enkulu. #DiaperDon pic.twitter.com/nnNOoOI1gl
-Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) NgoNovemba 27, 2020
Nantsi into malunga nedesika encinci iTrump ihleli kuyo. Kufana… idesika yokutyikitya imali. Yenzelwe ukuba neshumi elinambini okanye abantu abayijikelezileyo. Ndicinga ukuba inokuba nincinci ukuze abantu abaninzi babambelele kwi-op op.
Ayenzelwanga ukuba ibe yidesika ohlala kuyo wedwa. pic.twitter.com/LOc0M1bImE
-Ukuhambahamba e-United States (@Mantia) NgoNovemba 27, 2020
Andikwazi ukufumana okwaneleyo. #Idisk encinci pic.twitter.com/GvQSg8byC0
-Roshan Rinaldi (@Roshan_Rinaldi) NgoNovemba 27, 2020
Ekugqibeleni ndakhumbula @DonaldTrump Idesika encinci indikhumbuze. pic.twitter.com/5EPaKJDR7K
-UDavid Cicilline (@davidcicilline) NgoNovemba 28, 2020
I-SNL yayibiza njalo kwiminyaka eyadlulayo #YesItShirt pic.twitter.com/iAWSFWz2lT
-Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) NgoNovemba 27, 2020
Ngaba lo ngumdlalo wesikolo pic.twitter.com/nGrZAwRPvN
-Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) NgoNovemba 27, 2020
Kutheni bengakhange basebenzise nje idesika yesiqhelo? Ngaba loo mic inokude ifakwe? Ngawaphi loo maphepha edesikeni ade abenayo xa engenalo usiba? Ngaba le yibhentshi yepiyano abayibambe kwenye indawo? Ndinemibuzo emininzi.
-Celeste Ng (@wazisa_ing) NgoNovemba 27, 2020
le khonsathi yedesika incinci iyamangalisa pic.twitter.com/XriylReuDY
-marisa kabas (@MarisaKabas) NgoNovemba 27, 2020
Ngamana le yindlela esibu khumbula ngayo ubongameli bukaTrump: umntwana kwidesika yakhe encinci ephosa ingqumbo pic.twitter.com/T26DjF1fL4
-Uparker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) NgoNovemba 27, 2020
I-Desolute Desk iyonke yokuLungiswa komhlaba https://t.co/JNlcrPR6gL
-Amarnath Amarasingam (marAmarAmarasingam) NgoNovemba 27, 2020
Elona candelo lililo kukuba, uTrump uyazi ngokucacileyo ukuba uyahamba ngenxa yezizathu ezihlazo. Umongameli Ngomsindo utwitter , I-Twitter ithumela iiTrends ezingezizo kwaphela ezingenanto yakwenza kwaphela nokuhamba ngokwenene emhlabeni. Bayayenza, kwaye zizinto ezimbi kuphela.
UTrump wahlaziswa kwakhona kwinqanaba lamazwe aphesheya? Uyathanda ukuyibona. Iintsuku ezingama-53 kuphela kude kube kusungulwa.
(umfanekiso obonisiweyo: i-screencap / iRational National)
Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!
-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —