Ukufika emva komdlalo: Ixesha lokuQala lidlala ingqumbo ka-Asura, iDick-Punch enkulu ye-MACHO

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Wamkelekile emva kwexesha kumdlalo, apho USara Ingram ye Abalingane beGeek uphononongo lweemidlalo azishiyileyo zingadlalwanga ukuza kuthi ga ngoku. Kufana nokubuyiswa kwe-newbie, kodwa hayi. Skrolela ezantsi kwizinto ezimbalwa onokukhetha kuzo malunga noxinzelelo loontanga ukuba adlale ngokulandelayo.

Ingqumbo ka-Asura yinto endiyithengileyo phantse kwiminyaka emi-2 eyadlulayo emva kokudlala idemo, kodwa ke ndaphela ndibeka bucala kuba ayilulo uhlobo lomdlalo endihlala ndiwudlala. Kwakubonakala kungxola ngokwenyani kwaye ebusweni bakho kunye nokukhawuleza, okwahluke kakhulu kubude obude, obucothayo be-JRPG's ezizalisa iinkqubo zam. Ndandinomdla, kodwa ke, njengesiqhelo, yacinywa.

Kude kube ngoku.

Okokuqala, izandi zokukhetha izinto kumdlalo ziyacaphukisa kakhulu- nguNavi hey umamela ngokulinganayo nengxolo ekhethiweyo. Ngethamsanqa kungekudala ndiza kuba kude kwiimenyu kunye namaphepha aqokelelweyo (omg manyyyyy) nakwibali lemvelaphi yokubhaliweyo. UAsura kunye nabanye abasixhenxe ziinjengele ezingabagcini, oothixo abakhusela uluntu kunye neGaea eGohma, abathi ngesizathu esithile bathande ukubulala abantu, kwaye bazame ukuyenza rhoqo kwiminyaka eyi-12,000. Ngokukrakra, andinalwazi lokuba kutheni. Kodwa kuyenzeka, kwaye kubi kakhulu, ke iinjengele ziya kuphinda zizame ukubanqanda.

Ndiqala ngokuwela emhlabeni kwaye ndilwe namakhredithi. Umdlalo awucaci gca kwinto ekufanele ukuba uyayenza, kodwa iqhosha lokufaka nantoni na abayifaka kwiscreen ibonakala isebenza. Kwakhona, zininzi kakhulu Iziganeko zeXesha eliKhawulezayo (okanye ii-QTE)! Ndiyazithanda ezi zinto, kwaye ndizikhumbula kwidemo yenye yezona zinto zibangele umdla wam kwasekuqaleni.

Ndiyabulela. Emva kwexesha, Ghomas!

Ndinabahlobo abaswiti abalwa nam, njengo-Wyzen kunye namanqindi akhe amangalisayo, kunye noMithra, isithixokazi se-mantra esikwayintombi yam kwaye sinamandla eempundu, ndinokongeza. Ndiyazingca.

Iinjengele zigqibe kwelokuba zidubule ubuso obukhulu (i-Brahamastra) emhlabeni, emva koko kuvele i-GIANT GHOMA DUDE kwaye ilande lonke iqela labahlobo bethu. Oku kufana neDune. Kodwa ngeengalo ezininzi.

UMFANEKISO 1

Kwakukho indlu yokuthengisa ethembekileyo kuthixo okwangoku, enescreen esikhanyayo esibomvu esipinki esingenangqondo kwaphela. Iscreen esifundwe ukuba siqhubeke kwaye sibuye kwangoko.

Huh? Ewe, kulungile, kulungile.

Ukulwa, okanye ubuncinci ukudubula, luhlobo olungaqhelekanga. Ndigxotha ukonwaba kumaqhosha, kodwa akukho nto ibonisa ukuba ndenza umonakalo kwezi zinto, okanye zingakanani, okanye kwenzeka ntoni kum. Isilinganisi sigcwalisa njengoko ndenza umonakalo, ubuncinci, ke yinto leyo. Injalo ngokoqobo konke Ii-QTE kwaye ukuba wenza ngokwaneleyo, phola; ukuba akunjalo - zama kwakhona. Ihluke kakhulu kuyo nayiphi na into endakha ndayidlala ngaphambili.

UAsura uye aqhushumbiswe yinyambalala ye-volcano dune monster (Vlitra) kodwa kulungile (?), Kwaye emva koko oyise into embi. Ixesha lokuphumla.

UMFANEKISO 2

Kuyabonakala ukuba ufumana amanqaku emva kwesahluko ngasinye, ngokusekwe kwindlela ozibethe ngayo izinto okanye ukhawuleze kangakanani? Akukho luvo. Ndifumene u-A nangona! Umdlalo udlala njengomboniso-kukho i-B-roll, ii-voiceovers kwimiboniso, kwaye intle kakhulu kulandelelwano olulandelayo ngaphambi kokuba uqale isiqendu esitsha. Nguwo iiwadi .

Isandi sinzima ngamanye amaxesha kwaye sihle kwabanye, ngakumbi ngexesha lokungenelela abadlala ngalo ukucacisa ibali. Yeyiphi, ngendlela, endinombulelo omkhulu ngayo, kuba i-OMG sisiphithiphithi esishushu esididayo. Ndiyayemba nangona kunjalo - kufana nothixo ongaqhelekanga oyindoda olwa ne-anime endiza kuyifakela amaqhosha kuyo. Ubugcisa buhle kakhulu ngeli candelo liphindayo. Ukuba le yayiyi-manga, okanye i-anime, ndingayinyani kuyo. (OMG YIMANGA).

Kukho into eyintlanzi eyenzekayo. Abanye abathandayo bacwangcisa izinto ngasemva kuka-Asura ezibandakanya intombi yakhe, ngandlela thile, kwaye ndiyathandabuza uyakuyithanda loo nto. Umfazi wakhe ubonakala emnandi nangona!

Umlawuli ufuna ukundibona, esicinga ukuba yinto elungileyo kodwa KUMANGALISILE, AKUKHO; Uswelekile kwaye ngoku umfazi wakho uswelekile kwaye intombi yakho yathathwa kwaye ungcatshwe kakhulu kuba isimanga benza ukuba kubonakale ngathi nguwe! Ngoku ezinye iidemods zichasene nawe kuba nasiphi na isicwangciso sokugula esinaso ngentombi yakho, ziyi-preeeeettyyyy ngokuqinisekileyo awuyi kuba phantsi. Ukuzingela nje.

ISICWANGCISO SABUHLE SABO Sityhiliwe! Bafuna ukusindisa umhlaba kwaye baqale, kwaye benze oko kufuneka basebenzise iMithra, kwaye ke baphosa uAsura elwandle emhlabeni. Awungekhe undibulale ngokulula, uyahamba, ke uceba impindezelo yakhe, ngoncedo lwesigcawu, emhlabeni.

I-FLASHBACK TUTORIAL!

Kuyabonakala ukuba sekuyiminyaka eyi-12,000 ukusukela oko ndagqibela ukuba seMhlabeni (kwaye ndanqunyulwa ezulwini) kwaye ayikhangeleki kakuhle. Kuvela ukuba yonke le ntshabalalo yayiyimpazamo yoothixo, hayi iGohma, kwaye uAsura akonwabanga. Kananjalo bonke bazama ukumbulala. Ke, ikhona loo nto. UMithra, onamandla ngaphezulu kwemantra, nguye yedwa onokubanceda boyise iintshaba zabo, kwaye ke ndiyaqikelela oko kuthetha ukuba kufuneka babulale umama wakhe kwaye bamgxothe utata wakhe ukuba enze oko. Ngenxa yezizathu.

Akukho zigciniweyo, eziluhlobo olukhathazayo xa ilixesha lokulala kwaye awufuni kuphinda udlale isiqendu sonke. Ngethamsanqa bakwicala elifutshane, kodwa kungakuhle ukuba ungaziva unamathele kwicandelo okulo de uligqibe.

Iimpi zeboss, nangona kunjalo, zi-epic.

Indlela endidlala ngayo umdlalo inoxinzelelo. Ukucofa iqhosha kukugqithisile kwaye kuyakhawuleza kwaye kuyabenzakalisa amehlo kwaye kundenza ndidinwe, ngenxa yoko ndinokuma kuphela ixesha elifutshane; kodwa kula maxesha amafutshane, ndiyithanda nyhani le nto.

Zininzi iindebe, kwaye ndizifuna zonke kwaye andazi ukuba ziyintoni kodwa ziyavela okuninzi . Ezona zihlekisayo zenzeka xa intshaba zisenza monologing: ungazivalela kwaye ufumane umvuzo ngako. Intle.

Umdlalo yiSUPER DUPER MACHO. NJENGOWOWZA. Ngelinye ixesha u-Asura ugcinwa ngomnye umntu onguThixo, kwaye endaweni yokuba mhlawumbi enkosi umxelela ukuba acinge ngeshishini lakhe. Balwa nelikabani ithuba lokuyibulala, kwaye ngubani onesabelo sabo - kufana nalaa mbono uphakathi kukaGimli noLegolas xa bebala ukusweleka kwabo, kodwa bethandeka kancinci. Iinjengele zikwenze amakhoboka obufundisikazi ukuze babe zizithixo (kuba ubuthixo bendicinga ukuba abonelanga) kwaye basebenzise imiphefumlo ukuze babenamandla amakhulu. Kukulwa neGohma, ewe, kodwa kananjalo kwenza ukuba oontanga babo bazive bekhulu kwaye baziva bonwabile malunga nabo. Nditsho nenenekazi elingu-Olga, liliso elibukhali.

Oothixo (ngoku) bacinga ukuba bayamsindisa uGaea kodwa uMithra kufuneka ahlupheke, ke uAsura akachukunyiswa koko. Ujongene nazo nganye nganye KWISIPHAKAMISO SOKUGQIBELA!

Okokuqala, uAsura ulwa no-Yasha emva koko arhaxwe ludaka. U-Yasha emva koko wayithambisa ebusweni bukaMithra.

Ukuchukumisa okuhle, nangona kunjalo.

U-Asura ubuyile eNaraka, endicinga ukuba sisihogo? Kodwa ndizibuyile iingalo zam, woot! Ndididekile kancinci, buuuut Babuyile noCharlotte isigcawu kwaye benyuka iintsika kwakhona.

Lo mdlalo undikhumbuza ngokungathandabuzekiyo ifazwe yezithixo , nangona abanye abantu bengavumelani nonxibelelwano. Kodwa ndiyathetha, c'mon ngoku: abaphathi abakhulu be-epic. Idrama yentombi enkulu. Uninzi lokukhwaza.

Emva kobuso bokubetha indlovu oothixo ababini bamema umva wam eShinkoku. Kodwa ke umfazi ukhona nomntwana uMithra, kwaye ndiyaqonda ukuba yinto ebuyayo OH NOOOOO kwaye uYasha ngumninawa wam WTFFFFF

UAsura uyawa kwakhona, ufike ematyeni (njengoko ubuya kuthanda), uthandazelwa yintombazana encinci ejongeka ngokuchanekileyo njengentombi yakhe, emva koko ivuse kwaye iqonde ukuba oothixo BABULALA ABANTU NGEMIPHEFUMLO YOMPHEFUMLO. KWIMANTRA. Oko kuyathandeka kakhulu. Uyabhengeza.

UAsura ucaphukile, uhamba ephaphazela phezulu esiya kwinqanawa ekhaba iesile. Kuyabonakala ukuba ukubetha umhlaba kukunika amaphiko! Inqanawa izama ukuqhushumbisa inqanawa endiwele kuyo kodwa NGOKUMANGALISA UMAMA WOMNTWANA ndilungile.

U-OMG Asura uthe ayindim owaqala lo mlilo, kwaye ngoku oku kukumanya entlokweni yam: Ukuqhubela phambili nokuqhubela phambili enqanaweni esiya kuyo, kwaye ekugqibeleni sibambe umfo omdala, uKalrow! lindela ukuba akekho nyani ukwi-pod encinci yokubaleka ezama ukundivuthela kwakhona.

Ndamhlutha ke.

Ngokukrakra nangona kunjalo, ulawulo kunye nee-QTE's, ngelixa zilula ngokulula, zikwenza ubundlobongela kulawulo. Ufuna i-SUPER MEGA PUNCH yonke into kwaye ndiziva ngathi ndifumana umsindo okanye into ethile. Imachismo yomelele kule. JONGA nje ukubetha ngonaphakade de uqhume kwaye ke MURDERRRRRRRR !!

I-Augus yehla eMhlabeni kwaye sinesitya eshushu esincinci iH2H. Ezinye ze-boobs ezinkulu kunye neendlela ezingaphezulu kwezesondo kwabasetyhini okokuqala, ukugqibezela ngeziphumo zesandi. Ndibekiwe kwaye ndizama ukukopisha ukuziva kodwa endaweni yoko ndibethwa nguthixo ohamba ze… yay?

UKUQHELEKA NGOKUGQIBELA.

Zange wandifundisa indlela yokumisa amanqindi.

Kwimeko apho… masibone ukuba ngubani oza kuqala apho.

Lwela ukufa, ugqibe ngomculo weklasikhi. Ngokuzimisela ukukhetha ukhetho kolu luhlu-ixesha lokuqala ndiqaphele ukuba lonyusa kangakanani ubungakanani bento eyenzekayo. Uninzi lwee-slowmo zijongana neepunch. Ngokuqinisekileyo eli lelona dabi linamandla kakhulu okwangoku: inkosi yomfundi ngokuchasene nomfundi. Iphela ngekrele elihamba kuyo yonke iplanethi (kunye nase-Asura) kwaye emva koko uyibethe ngekhephu ukuze iingalo zakhe ziwe kwaye zaphuke, ukuze ayibambe emlonyeni wakhe kwaye atyumbe esinye isiqingatha.

Wtfbbq ?!

UMFANEKISO 3

Andazi ukuba kwakutheni, kodwa emva kwedabi ndenziwa ngamatye kwaye emva koko ndandingenguye, kwaye loo ntombazana incinci, yayivela elalini. Andinangalo kwakhona, nangona kunjalo. Ke, ukukhaba abantu ababi. Njengoko uya.

Iibhombu ziwisa yonke indawo, kwaye - ncwina - intombazana encinci ifile xa uthuli lucoca. UAsura ngoku ukwifomu yomsindo ococekileyo, kwaye uqhuma ezinye iinqanawa esibhakabhakeni ngomsindo. Kunzima ukuyichaza kodwa yayimele kakhulu kuye kwaye ngoku yayilahlekile. Unokuziva ngokwenene ukuba uAsura uziva elusizi kangakanani. Khange asindise inkosikazi yakhe, akangekhe asindise intombi yakhe, nangona ebesoloko ezama iminyaka engamawaka, kwaye engakwazi ukukhusela enye intombazana encinci eGaea eyayikholelwa kuye, eyayifuna ukusindiswa, kwaye wayefuna uncedo lwakhe. Wayemthemba, kwaye wasilela kuye. Kwaye akazange akwazi ukujongana nayo.

Abanye oothixo abonwabanga nam, ke bafunda iBrahamastra, indawo enkulu yomlilo evutha imantra. Kodwa kukho impikiswano! Ngesiquphe ndingomnye umntu onesidima ovukelayo. Kwaye uYasha! Uyenzile kwibhanti yemantra kwaye wayinkqonkqoza ngaphandle, kodwa hayi ngaphambi kokuba u-Asura eqhotswe ukuze atshise kwaye iingalo zakhe zawa, kuba ngathi lixesha lesi-5. Unjengomnye wononkala otsalela ingalo yakhe aze abuyise omnye.

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Imiba yobuthixo ithetha ukuba akusekho mntu uvumayo kwisizathu, kwaye ngelixa isibini sisilwa - YIMANGALISE - UAsura ubuyile etshisiwe kwaye ejonge idemon kwaye unika omnye wabo i-ole slice. Ufana ne-anime Venom enomlomo womlilo.

UAsura wenze into ngeenwele zakhe? #lungelokwenene pic.twitter.com/OeAqalPzff -CeraTopz (@cerajoy) Ngomhla wesi-9 kuMatshi 2015

Njengo-Yasha, ulwa ne-mega kunye no-Asura, umgxothe kakhulu emsindweni, emva koko ulahle ubuthixo bakho kwaye ukhwele isithuthuthu esiphaphazelayo esimnandi- yonke imizuzu emithathu enesiqingatha! Ekugqibeleni uAsura (emva kokuba enencoko eneenkumbulo ezahlukeneyo kunye neenguqulelo zakhe / amanqanaba omsindo) uvuka ebuthongweni kwaye ekugqibeleni uyokufumana iDeus. Kodwa -mangaliswa kwakhona! -U-Yasha ukhona kwaye ubanga i-dibs xa ukhaba i-butt yendoda yenkokeli!

Utyebile kakhulu.

Ufuna ukulwa?!

Siyamoyisa kunye - kinda - emva koko ubhabhe aye kwindoda enkulu yompu iBrahamastra. Isibini esingaqhelekanga sithatha indawo (kunye no-Asura bemi kwisantya esiphezulu sesibane sokukhanya esingaphantsi) ukuya kwinto enkulu kancinci kunale ndoda yakwa-Deus ultra. Senza ngaphakathi, simbethe, size… siphulukane? Njengaye, uDeus unyathela entloko ka-Asura kwaye uyahleka.

Kodwa emva koko i-mithra iqala ukuvutha kwaye ivuselelwe amandla! Idabi liyaqhubeka! UDeus woyisiwe! UMithra ubanjwe kukuwa! Impumelelo! Kodwa ke kunjalo…

UVlitra ubuyile.

U-Pasha no-Asura benza ukukhaba okuninzi ngokubetha kwitente enye, bathathe isigqibo sokuba bafanele bajonge ebusweni endaweni yoko, emva koko baqhushumbe emajukujukwini. Akukhangeki kakuhle. UMithra uyathandaza kwaye asebenzise igama lomlingo (yi-win! Btw), emva koko u-Asura une-100 MILLION ARMS ezijika zibe zii-2 ze-omega iingalo ezi-2 emva koko wadibanisa bobabini BABETHA NGOKUPHELELE I-WORLDDDDDD ... KUNYE NE-VLITRAAAAAAA

UMFANEKISO 5

KODWA ngaphakathi, ezantsi kwaye uyabona: eyona nto iphambili, oyena mlawuli wokugqibela wokugqibela- kwaye yayiyidosi. Ndinentloko ebuhlungu ngokususa amaqhosha kakhulu, kwaye ndibile kancinci. Ngubani othe imidlalo ayinakuba ngumthambo? IGohma SUPER EXPLODES (ngandlel 'ithile ingonakalisi umhlaba yayihleli KUZO ZONKE) kwaye -amaqhawe ethu alungile!

* umculo woloyiso *

Ngaba iphelile?

Andazi.

Ngaba umsindo wakho uphelile?

Ndathi, andazi.

Kakhulu ukuvalwa.

Kuyabonakala ukuba ndifuna ukufumana inqanaba lika-'S 'kwiziqendu ezi-5 +, okanye ndidlale iziqendu ezingama-50 (!!!?!?!?!???!!) Ukuvula into embi, ethi ke indivumele ukuvula isiphelo sokwenyani, emva koko yenza ukuba uthenge i-DLC ukufumana isiphelo esilahlekileyo.

HAYI ENKOSI!

Ingqumbo kaAsura kufana Ibhola yenamba Z kwi-asidi ene ifazwe yezithixo mthande umntwana ozama ukukicka i-punch iplanethi iphela kwelokulibala. Kwaye hayi DBZ Kai Nokuba yeyokuqala, isiqendu se-6 se-kamehameha. Ujonge kakhulu kwaye awuzenzi izinto kodwa emva koko kuya kufuneka wenze izinto ezimangazayo ze-QTE- njengemigca esikiweyo osoloko unceda kuyo. Inoveli ebonakalayo oyibukeleyo kwaye ngamanye amaxesha ubetha isilawuli macala onke. Iyamangalisa.

Ukuba uyayithanda i-anime, sika imifanekiso, umsindo kunye nomsindo, iigrafiki ezintle, okanye ubeke endaweni yabalawuli bakho, ndingacebisa nzulu Ingqumbo kaAsura . Kukuthabatha okwahlukileyo ukubalisa amabali alandisayo kunaleyo ndiyiqhelileyo, kwaye ndiyayixabisa into yokuba abaphuhlisi bagxile ebalini kwaye ayisiyiyo kwaphela indlela yokuphola. Ayinguye wonke umdlalo ofuna ukuba nayo yonke into ebalaseleyo, kwaye UAsura ithatha umbono wenoveli osebenzisanayo ukuya kwinqanaba elitsha. Ndingene kule nto yokucinga ukuba kuya kubakho ibali elincinci, kodwa bendingalunganga; yayilula, ewe-kodwa yayinemvakalelo, kwaye inokubuyiseka, nangona kunjalo kwisikali esikhulu. Ndiyayithanda apho laphela khona ibali lam, kwaye ndithanda ukuhlanganisa amaqhosha ukuya kubude obungapheliyo ukuya apho.

Ndivakalelwa kukuba ndiyazi ngoku ukuba kunjani ukuba nomsindo ovuthayo.

YIZA KUM BHUTI.

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