Esi siqwenga sasithunyelwe kuqala Cinefeels kwaye iphinde yapapashwa apha ngemvume.
Andazi ukuba kukugqibezela okanye kukubona okanye yintoni, kodwa emva kokugqiba eyam iwotshi entsha ye I-Avatar: I-Airbender yokugqibela –Naphambi kokuqala Igosa likaKorra –Kwafuneka ndibukele u-2010 M. Night Shyamalan version. Okanye mhlawumbi yinto yobulungisa. Yonke enye I-Avatar abalandeli kuye kwafuneka badlule kwi-spasms yabo yokuphoxeka xa i-movie yaphuma. Akuzange kubonakale kufanelekile ukuba ndiza kuba nakho ukukuphepha.
Izinto zokuqala kuqala: Ndiyasiqonda ngokupheleleyo isizathu sokuba abantu bandixelele ukuba ndingayibukeli le movie, kuba UYesu uyabaleka . Ngokubanzi ndizama ukungabi luxabisekileyo malunga notshintsho xa kufikwa kulungelelwaniso – ifilimu yindawo yayo eneemfuno zayo zokuyila, ke andiyiyo eyokucaphuka ukuba umlawuli utshintsha umbala wokunxiba okanye umlinganiswa osemva kwinto ebeyiyo kuhlobo lwantlandlolo, ukuba loo nguqulo intsha isebenza kwifilimu. Kodwa U-crispy u-Yesu Krestu uqabela i-lentil damn- -ukungayikhathaleli ngokupheleleyo imithombo yolwazi, I-Airbender yokugqibela iseyimovie ebukekayo kakhulu. Ilizwi elithululwayo likaKatara lokuhambisa ngesandla liyimbumbulu njenge fuck. Ndiyazi ukuba iziqephu ezingamashumi amabini zemizuzu engama-20 zininzi ngokwaneleyo ukuba zilingane kwi-movie enye, kodwa ukuba awukwazi ukufumana indlela yokuhamba ngaphandle kokubetha kulo lonke umboniso, musa ukuxela i-maxim (kunye ne-BTW, ngoko uYue noSokka bawela omnye nomnye uza engqondweni), mhlawumbi musa ukwenza imovie .
Andazi ukuba uShyamalan wenza njani ukuba ukugoba kujongeke njengokukruqula, kodwa wenza. Umboniso bhanyabhanya xa uwonke ujongeka ngathi ubumdaka, kwaye ngelixa kuhamba kancinci kunokusebenza kwimiboniso bhanyabhanya kwezinye iimuvi, akusebenzi apha. Eyona nto inomdla kakhulu I-Airbender yokugqibela yayinguAppa, kwaye kungenxa yokuba ndiqinisekile ukuba ndiza kuba namaphupha amabi ngaye.
ITSHO loo nto, nangona bendikhokelwe ukuba ndiyikholelwe loo nto I-Airbender yokugqibela yayiludonga lwe-syphilis yodonga eludongeni, bekukho iindawo endingazizondi, ubukhulu becala kuba bendingena kulindelo oluphantsi kakhulu. UShaun Toub wayelungile ngokusemthethweni njengo-Iroh, kwaye ndaphinda ndemba ukubonakaliswa kukaDev Patel ngoZuko, eyayiyi-50/50 yokwahlula phakathi kwe-IMPOTENT RAAAAAGE kwaye kujongeka ngathi uza kulila nangaliphi na ixesha. MnaNdizifumene ndizonwabela ngokwenyani ezibandakanya bobabini, kwaye ngokuyinxenye kuba yonke imizuzwana endiyichithe kunye nabo yayisesinye isibini bendingamjonganga uSokka (ngakumbi kuye kamva). Ndiyaluthanda utshintsho kumdlalo bhanyabhanya olwenziwe ngokutsha: ngamagunya kaIroh, emmisela njengoyena mntu kuphela ivelisa umlilo, ngelixa wonke umntu kufuneka asebenzise umlilo osele ukhona, kufana nezinye izinto eziguqulwayo ezenza ngezinto zazo. Lowo ngumzekelo wotshintsho olwenziwe ngokufanelekileyo-luseka i-Iroh's badass quotient ngokufanelekileyo nangokufanelekileyo, ngelixa umboniso wawunexesha elininzi lokwakha.
Utshintsho olungenangqondo: Ukuvalela abaKhuseli boMhlaba kwikwari endaweni yenqanawa apho bangenakufikelela emhlabeni. Bendisazi malunga nolu tshintsho ngaphambili, kodwa bekungekho ngaphantsi kwe-WTF?! Isilumkiso esithe xhaxhe. Kananjalo: Ndiva ngathi kuyimpazamo ukubonisa kakhulu umlilo weNkosi u-Ozai. Uhlala ehleli, esoyikisa ubukho kulo mboniso ngenxa yenxalenye enkulu yokungabikho kwesikrini. Nanini na xa umbona, uyimbongolo ehlekisayo. Kwimuvi, u… nje mfo. Indoda eyonwabileyo emfazweni, utata ophethe gadalala, kodwa kunjalo. Akazange eze njengomntu okoyikisayo ngokukodwa.
Kwaye ukutshintsha ukubizwa kwamagama ka-Aang kunye noSokka. Nje… ngoba? Ithini ingongoma apho?
Ukuthetha ngeSokka, bendizikhupha ngokoqobo ngalo lonke ixesha esiza kwiscreen. Ngenxa yento ebalekayo, ewe (ingxoxo yangaphakathi eyadubula okokuqala ngasemva kwentloko kaYue: Nceda undixelele ukuba akayonto OH NGOKWENKQUBO YIMHLOPHE. Ayimhlophe, uLatina, mbi wam.), Kodwa nangenxa yokuba kutheni uSokka emdala?! Ungumzekelo wenkwenkwana efikisayo! Ubuncinci uKatara-kuyo yonke into emhlophe, kuyo yonke into abayigqibile ngokupheleleyo lo mlinganiswa ubhinqileyo kwaye bamnika kufutshane ukuba bangenzi (kwaye ungandivi kakubi, loo nto iyancanca!) - ayikhangeleki ngathi uyiyo mdala ngokwaneleyo ukuba angabhatala iirhafu zikaThixo. Bonisa! ISokka inomdla. Uthetha iziqhulo ezimbi kwaye uzabalaza ngokungazithembi. Umboniso bhanyabhanya! USokka yinyama yenkomo ebukeka ngathi ungowaseAbercrombie kunye noFitch.
Andinakuthetha kwanto ngoNowa Ringer njengoAang. Akazange ashiye umbono. Ndiqinisekile ukuba uRinger ngumntwana olungileyo.
Ingxoxo yokhuni. Ukubambelela ngomthi. OH JONGA, IPOTI YOKUGQIBELA, INDLELA YOKUHLE:
Ndiya kuvuma ukuba ndiyayithanda indlela esiqala ngayo ukufunda malunga ne-backstory ebuhlungu kaZuko xa uZhao eyazisa kwitheko lesidlo sangokuhlwa, kuba Ngaba yenza loo nto, i-pissbaby turd engakhulanga. Oko kwathiwa, andicingi ukuba u-Aasif Mandvi uzise i-oomph eyaneleyo kwindima. I-Zhao yeyona nto incinci inomdla kuzo zonke I-Avatar amatshijalou – kufuneka abenjalo, inguye lo u-gaang esika amazinyo kuye, kwaye akukho mntu uphethe ikhandlela ku-Azula – kodwa ke naye ushiye umbono ngokuba ngumdlakudla kangangokuba uzimisele uZuko, a umntwana , yimesis yakhe. Ukuba andiyazanga loo nto malunga nomlinganiswa ongena ngaphakathi, ngekhe ndiyifumane kumdlalo bhanyabhanya. UZhao ulapha… phaya.
Imizuzu emine kule movie, kwaye ingqondo yam yayikhala nge-ABORT, ABORT. Bekufanele ukuba ndiyimamele. Elona candelo lilungileyo lokungcungcutheka, ngaphandle kuka-Iroh noZuko (ngaba babelungile ngokwenyani, okanye ngaba babelungile xa bethelekiswa-noSokka? Kuya kufuneka ndibukele le movie kwakhona ukuze ndizilinganise ngokuzithemba macala omabini, kwaye ndiyala ukwenza loo nto) kukuba khange ifumane i-grubby paws yayo eToph okanye (ubukhulu becala) ukumkanikazi wam, uAzula.
Ndiza kuvala ngeyona ndlela inyanisekileyo yokubonisa iimvakalelo zam malunga nale movie:
URebecca ( @RebeccaPahle wayehlala esebenzela uMary Sue ngaphambi kokuba abashiye ngenkohlakalo Ijenali yeFilimu yaMazwe ngaMazwe , apho akhoyo ngoku uMhleli oNcedisayo. Sekunjalo, wayengenakuyeka ukwenza I-Avatar uyabuya. URebecca naye ubhalela IPajiba kwaye Phactual Ukongeza kwiwebhusayithi yakhe, Cinefeels .
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