Umyeni kaKellyanne Conway uthelekisa uTrump noJar Jar Binks, Esisisithuko kumaGungar kuyo yonke indawo

Ukuphila kumPhezulu osezantsi wolawulo lukaTrump kuthi sonke senze izinto esingazange sicinge ukuba singazenza. Izinto ezinjengokulangazelela uMitt Romney okanye evumelana noAnn Coulter . Ngoku, basifumanele ukuba sibenengcambu yomnye wabalinganiswa abathukayo Idabi leenkwenkwezi iphela: Jar Jar Binks.

Thelekisa weza uluvo lwePost Washington ngu-Henry Olsen. U-Olsen ujolise ekungcakazeni kukaTrump, iintetho ezingahambelaniyo, ukubhala Nditsho noozwilakhe banamhlanje abathi umongameli… bancome babonise indawo engakumbi ngolwimi kwaye banike ingqalelo ngakumbi kwiinkcukacha zolawulo kunaye. Ukuboleka kwinkcubeko ethandwayo, uTrump ujongeke kancinci njengoEmperor Palpatine onobubi ngakumbi njengeJar Jar Binks.

Esi sicatshulwa sithunyelwe nguGeorge Conway, umyeni kaKellyanne Conway, othe nangona isikhundla somfazi wakhe kwiNdlu eNtshonalanga, sahlala sigxeka umongameli (isidlo sangokuhlwa endlwini yabo kufuneka sonwabe).

Nditsho noozwilakhe banamhlanje abathi umongameli abancome babonisa indawo engakumbi ngolwimi kwaye banike ingqalelo ngakumbi kwiinkcukacha ezilawulayo kunaye. Ukuboleka kwinkcubeko ethandwayo, uTrump ujongeke kancinci njengoEmperor Palpatine onobubi ngakumbi njengeJar Jar Binks. https://t.co/i5kZ2G1o0F

-George Conway (@ gtconway3d) NgoFebruwari 15, 2019

Nantsi ke into: UTrump noJar Jar babelana ngokufana. Zombini zide, ziorenji, kwaye zezona ndawo zimbi zeefrigise zazo ( Idabi leenkwenkwezi kunye nomongameli waseMelika, ngokulandelelana). Kodwa uJar Jar Binks wayengenguye umlawuli ongenabubi, okhohlakeleyo. Wayengonwabanga, engabhalwanga kakuhle, eyingxaki yobuhlanga uGungan.

Kwaye ngokungafaniyo neTrump, uJar Jar akazange ale ukukhonza ngenxa yamathambo. Wayengumkhosi jikelele kumkhosi waseGungan, elwa nomkhosi we-Droid Federation. Wayekwangummeli kwiNdlu yeeNgwevu yaseGalactic, ke ubuncinci unamava kwezopolitiko, ngokungafaniyo noTrump. Nangona wayelungile, wenza intetho eyandisa amandla olawulo ku-Chancellor Palpatine, ekhokelele ngqo ePalpatine ekubhukuqeni i-senate nasekumiseni ulawulo lwentando yesininzi. Ke mhlawumbi ungaphezulu kohlobo lukaTed Cruz / Lindsey Graham kuneTrump?

Ngeliphandle, ndityhola uPadmé Amidala ngokumisela le dummy kwasekuqaleni, kodwa inqaku lolunye usuku olo. Ngapha koko, abantu bathathe ku-Twitter bavakalise inkxaso yabo kuJar Jar othe, xa kuthelekiswa noTrump, akalunganga kangako ndiqikelela?

Jar Jar Binks damn kufutshane ne-Star Wars eyonakalisiweyo kodwa nangona engafanelekanga ukuthelekiswa noTrump. https://t.co/6AbvUXwpCy

-Adam Best (@adamcbest) NgoFebruwari 16, 2019

UTrump uthelekiswa noJar Jar Binks namhlanje, kwaye ngandlela thile uTrump ungoyena mntu unobandlululo.

Nick Nick Pappas (@Pappiness) NgoFebruwari 16, 2019

Andizange ndicinge ukuba ndingakhe ndichwetheze esi sivakalisi ebomini bam kodwa apha siya:

Ukuthelekisa uTrump noJar Jar Binks sisithuko kuJar Jar Binks

- HanukkahHat Mhloniphe & # x1f339; (@preerevere) NgoFebruwari 16, 2019

Ukuba iTrump yiJar Jar Binks emva koko umntu anganyuka abe yi-Qui-Gon Jinn yethu… pic.twitter.com/CAyL2oB5Jq

Åżræł (@Nephilim_Prince) NgoFebruwari 16, 2019

Dang. Uyazi ukuba umda wexesha uhambe ecaleni xa uqala ukuziva ungalunganga ngeJar Jar Binks. https://t.co/SfZqCzFWlA

-Mike Thengisa (@mike_sell) NgoFebruwari 16, 2019

Njengomnye wabalandeli abaninzi be-Star Wars abathandayo umlingiswa, kusisithuko ukumthelekisa ne-oompa-loompa.

Ixesha lokongeza 'Ukukhusela iJar Jar Binks' kuluhlu lokuhlamba izizathu zokuba kutheni u-45 ubongameli buyinto ecekisekayo. https://t.co/ygygQfTKn6

-Nico R (@UB_Opethian) NgoFebruwari 16, 2019

Vuka ukuze ubone iJar Jar Binks ezihamba phambili kwi-twitter kuphela ukufumana ukuba abantu bayathelekisa @DonaldTrump ukuya kwiJJB.

AKUPHOLI, bantu.

I-DJT ayisiyo Jar Jar.

NguYabba uHutt. Isilo esikhulu esibi esiphatha kakubi abantu basetyhini, sifikelela esiphelweni kwaye sisiphoso sakhe. https://t.co/ZFb1S8H7z7

-GeorgeLucasTalkShow (@GLucasTalkShow) NgoFebruwari 16, 2019

Hah! Ndincokole nje nomntu. UTrump ngekhe abe yiPalpatine. Ubalo lwakhe lwe-midichlorian ngu-0.

Putin kunye / okanye iMogilevich yiPalpatine. Okona kulungileyo, uTrump nguGrand Moff Tarkin.

Okubi kakhulu kwaye kunokwenzeka: uyidabi ledabi elivela kwisiqendu II, ekulula ukuzikhupha kwi-AF. pic.twitter.com/D9heF72iEB

-I-Crusader yezobulungisa # Kamala2020 (@darsky) NgoFebruwari 15, 2019

Ucinga ukuba ngubani ofana noTrump kwi Idabi leenkwenkwezi iphela?

(nge Iposi likaHuffington , umfanekiso: 20th Century Fox)

Ngaba ufuna amanye amabali anje? Yiba ngumbhalisi kwaye uxhase indawo!

-UMary Sue unemigaqo-nkqubo engqongqo yokuphawula engavumiyo, kodwa ayikhawulelwanga, ukuthukwa nabani na , Intiyo nentetho egonyamelayo. —